Fang Xiao looked at Xiao Ran with suspicion, and Xiao Ran hurriedly shook his head and said: "How is that possible! Not to mention girlfriends, I don't have many female friends. I treat November 11th every year seriously as a grand holiday
I've been here, even though I'm usually a dick, I'm actually just a bachelor. Okay, just watch it slowly, let's switch to mobile phones, okay?"
Fang Xiao smiled, handed the phone to Xiao Ran, and said: "You are the only one who can say it, and I will give it back to you. Who cares about looking at your phone?" Xiao Ran took the phone and put it in his pocket, saying: "Xiao Xiao
, which department did you study in Xihua?"
"Dance department."
"Wow! No wonder you can sing so well!" Xiao Ran said in surprise. Fang Xiao was speechless. She rolled her eyes at him and said, "Is there any inevitable connection between the dance department and singing well?"
"Oh... I'm wrong. It should be no wonder that I have such a good figure!" Xiao Ran said hurriedly, and Fang Xiao couldn't help but smile again and said: "You're quick to react! It's getting late, we have to go back to school, otherwise
The dormitory is closing."
Xiao Ran took out his phone and checked the time. It was already ten o'clock in the evening. He nodded and said with some reluctance: "Okay, I'll take you back." Fang Xiao stood up and slung a delicate small bag on his shoulder.
Very playfully: "No...use..." After saying that, he said to the other girls: "Girls, it's time to go back to the dormitory, otherwise you will just feed the wolves if you are locked out..."
The girls stood up one after another, picked up their bags and were about to leave. Fatty and others were immediately anxious. Sun Peng, the silly big guy, was the most excited. He pulled the girl who had sung a song with him and said in surprise.
: "Are there any wolves in your school?"
The girl looked back and smiled, her eyes suddenly turned ferocious, and said, "It's not just our school, but also other schools. Aren't you one of them?" Sun Peng immediately stayed where he was and didn't come back to his senses for a long time. Fang Xiao took the girls with him.
When he reached the door, Xiao Ran couldn't help shouting: "Can I call you tomorrow?"
Fang Xiao stopped, but did not look back. He just looked at the ceiling and thought for a moment, then said: "Okay, but it will be in the afternoon. We have dance classes in the morning. Warning you, don't make harassing calls, it's like sending text messages to wake people up in the middle of the night#
Don’t even do ##’s boring behavior, otherwise you will die ugly!”
After saying that, Fang Xiao led the girls out of the compartment without looking back, and disappeared into the hall in a blink of an eye. Fatty Qi, Sun Peng, Shao Feng and others were still unfinished, and after being stunned for a long time, Fatty suddenly said:
"Brother Xiao, do you think those girls have settled the bill?"
After hearing this, everyone rushed up and pushed the fat man down on the sofa and beat him severely. Xiao Ran cursed while beating him: "Shameless, so shameless!" The fat man rolled his eyes, as if he understood why he was being beaten, and hurriedly yelled.
He yelled: "Brothers, I was wrong, I shouldn't have said that. How can I ask a woman to give me money when I go out to play? I was confused..."
"Idiot! That's not why we beat you! It's because you said it now! It's no use what you said now that everyone is gone, so we unanimously decided to leave the settlement to you. Monkey King, please, don't
You betrayed the trust placed in you by the organization!" Xiao Ran kicked the fat man on the butt and ran away, and the rest of the people also rushed out of the compartment.
The ktv boss was sitting at the door with his legs crossed and listening to MP3. When he saw a group of people rushing out, he hurriedly unplugged his headphones and shouted: "Hey, who of you paid the bill?" Qiu Feng, who ran behind, pointed behind him.
He pointed and said: "That fat man gives me money."
The boss nodded, then walked into the cubicle, only to see the fat man lying on the sofa with footprints all over his body, holding a microphone in his hand and singing: "It's not a sin for a man to cry..."
That night, when the fat man returned to his dormitory, he found that his wallet was half deflated. He lay in bed and couldn't sleep for a long time. He kept thinking about how to grab food from everyone's bowls at noon tomorrow. He decided that he would only have one for every meal in the future.
A bowl of white rice, just watch other people eat. Fatty people often use this trick to retaliate against everyone in the dormitory after suffering a big loss. Later, everyone said that they had seen people who grew up eating hundreds of meals, but never seen eating five.
I grew up cooking at home.
The vigorous KTV sorority held outside Xihua University in Dormitory 127 only succeeded in marrying Xiao Ran and Fang Xiao. The rest of the group did not even take away a hair except singing a song with the girls, and the fat man
Not only did he not take anything with him, but he also couldn't take away some of his money.
Everyone has been reflecting on what caused it, and why Xiao Ran succeeded alone. Everyone did not admit that they were uglier than Xiao Ran. Even the fat man always thought that he had Han Hong's figure and Wu Yanzu's.
Face.
Just when everyone was puzzled, Xiao Ran said in an expert tone: "You rookies, as the saying goes, catch the thief first, catch the king. When I went in, I knew that our Xiaoxiao was the eldest sister of that group of girls.
, so I launched an offensive directly against her, and then I succeeded!"
Qiu Feng was the most depressed. He was the one who originally proposed to go to KTV, but in the end he didn't even get a hair. Hearing Xiao Ran's words, he immediately shouted: "Fart! You obviously went to show your courtesy to Fang Xiao because he was the prettiest. I should have known that."
Fang Xiao is inside, I won't send you even if I kill you. I should have done it myself! Brothers, you have learned a lesson from blood, in the future you must do this kind of thing yourself, and you cannot do it to others with false hands!"
"Go away, there's no chance if you go. Didn't you get a kick from Fang Xiao on the butt?" Xiao Ran laughed and scolded, Qiu Feng was speechless. Finally, everyone summed up a lesson: You must not take Xiao Ran with you when picking up girls in the future! Xiao Ran shrugged.
He said it didn't matter, it was enough for him to have Xiaoxiao, and he climbed onto the bed amidst the jealous eyes of everyone, humming a little tune. Xiao Ran slept soundly that night, probably the most sound sleep he had had since going to college.
When he fell asleep, he felt that his wonderful college life was about to officially begin.
The next morning, Xiao Ran woke up and saw that it was already broad daylight. He immediately panicked, because there were two professional classes this morning, and the consequences of being late were serious. He grabbed the clothes next to the pillow and put it on his head.
Then he heard the familiar snoring of Fatty one after another, very regular. He suddenly breathed a sigh of relief. In the past, Fatty always got up at 7:30, right on time. After a period of testing, Fatty has become the reference for the entire dormitory.
It is more effective than an alarm clock. After waking up, everyone will habitually prick up their ears and listen to the snoring of the fat man. If the fat man is still snoring, it means that it is not yet 7:30, so everyone will continue to sleep with confidence. If
If you wake up one day and don't hear Fatty snoring, it means you will definitely be late today!
Later, one time the fat man caught a cold and had a stuffy nose. He didn't snore in the morning. He was so frightened that a group of people got dressed at super speed and got out of bed. Only then did they see the fat man's fat elephant leg hanging by the side of the bed, sleeping soundly.
.Look at the sky outside, it’s just dawn. From then on, Fatty became the protective animal in the dormitory. As soon as he caught a cold, four or five packs of cold and antiviral granules were thrown on his desk, and then in front of everyone
Under coercion and inducement, he soaked the fat man in water and drank it. Before going to bed at night, everyone would take turns to check the fat man's condition. If there was no reaction even if he put a smelly sock on his nose, then the fat man would be carried to the infirmary and called a doctor.
Give him a needle in his butt. The fat man can't stand such "enthusiastic" care. When he catches a cold, as soon as someone takes off his socks, he will yell: "It stinks, it stinks..."
The fat man's cleverness was still seen through. Once, Xiao Ran took a pair of clean socks and waved them in front of him. The fat man immediately shouted: "Ah! It stinks..." Then he closed his eyes and pretended to faint. Finally
The result was that he was beaten up by Xiao Ran and others, drank antiviral granules for three days in a row, and received an injection every day.
The dormitory was very bright this morning, with the sun shining in. Xiao Ran stretched out and said to himself: "Why is it so bright before it's half past seven?" It was the end of summer and the beginning of autumn, and there were many people in the school.
There were mosquitoes, so every bed was hung with mosquito nets. Xiao Ran didn't pay attention to whether others were still sleeping. He lay down again, closed his eyes and planned to sleep for a while.
After sleeping in a daze for about ten minutes, he was woken up by the dazzling sunlight. After rubbing his eyes, he realized that the sunlight had moved to his bed, but the fat man's snoring was still there. He hurriedly took out something from the side of the pillow.
He checked the time on his phone and said, "11:05! It can't be right? You're cheating!!!" Xiao Ran was so frightened that he sat up immediately, lifted up the sheets on his body, and got off the bed with his upper body naked.
The fat man's bed was adjacent to Xiao Ran's bed. The two of them slept with their heads above each other, so Xiao Ran could hear the fat man's snoring the most clearly. He quickly climbed onto the fat man's bed, lifted the mosquito net, and saw that the fat man's bed was neatly folded.
There was a repeater placed on Qi's quilt, playing the sound of the fat man's snoring over and over again.
"Ah!!! Fatty... I'm going to kill you and make you drink!" Xiao Ran let out a miserable roar. It was 11 o'clock, and the second class was about to end. This meant that Xiao Ran missed two professional classes. According to
According to the school's regulations, 1 point will be deducted from your regular grade for being late for a professional class, and 10 points will be deducted from your regular grade for being absent from class. The total grade at the end of each semester at Top University is calculated by adding your regular grades plus test scores, so your regular grades are also very important.
Xiao Ran was deducted twenty points at a time. If his test scores were not good, it meant that he would have to retake the exam!
In fact, retaking courses is nothing to Xiao Ran. The key is that one credit costs fifty yuan, which makes his body hurt. You must know that at Top University, money is measured by the chicken drumsticks in the cafeteria. Fifty yuan can buy it.
How many chicken drumsticks!? Xiao Ran didn't want to use his brain to calculate, but he knew that the chicken drumsticks he bought for fifty yuan would last him a whole day and he wouldn't be able to finish them all.