Xiao Ran finished calling Fang Xiao and returned to the dormitory with satisfaction. After the fat man returned to school, he received his share of the bonus from the team leader. Of course, he still accepted it for Xiao Ran very loyally. After receiving the bonus, he
He bought a lot of snacks and locked them in the closet, and covered the snacks with more than a dozen pieces of dirty clothes, and the top was covered with a pile of smelly socks. He expected that under these layers of protection, his food and grass would definitely be
Very safe.
As soon as Xiao Ran opened the door to the dormitory, he saw the fat man leaning on the chair with his legs crossed and gnawing on Youyou chicken feet uncomfortably. The rest of the people had expressions full of resentment. It was obvious that the fat man was eating alone again. Xiao Ran walked to him
As soon as he put the keyboard bag on the spot, the fat man glanced at him and hurriedly put the chicken feet in front of his chest. He knew how powerful Xiao Ran was, and no one could compete with him for the food.
"Damn, don't be nervous! I had a good meal tonight, but I look down on your chicken feet! You won second place and went back to school. Did the school prepare any welcome ceremony or celebration banquet?" Xiao Ran sat down.
He said to the fat man on the chair.
The fat man relaxed his vigilance, put the bag of chicken feet on the table, and said: "No, our school has always been stingy, and without any preparation, he verbally praised our school team's excellent performance in the League Cup, and
Each person was given two hundred dollars."
"Yo? I still have some money to take? What about mine?" Xiao Ran said with some surprise. The fat man chuckled and said: "Everyone is a good brother, and I will help you get it!"
"Then give it to me quickly!" Xiao Ran hurriedly stretched out his hand.
"I helped you spend money again!" the fat man spat out the bones and said in a very obscene manner.
"I'll wipe it!" Xiao Ran reached out and was about to slap the fat man on the face. The fat man was so frightened that he hurriedly turned his head to one side. When he turned around, he tragically found that a whole bag of Youyou Chicken Feet had arrived at Xiao Ran.
In his hand, he saw Xiao Ran stuffing a few into his mouth at once, his cheeks bulging like balls, and a few chicken feet hanging out.
The fat man looked at Xiao Ran with tears in his eyes and said: "Brother Xiao, I was just joking. There is no need for you to vent your anger on my chicken feet!"
"Uh-huh..." Xiao Ran's mouth was full of chicken feet and he couldn't speak at all. He could only make a sound of "uh-huh". The fat man said in a dumbfounded voice: "Why bother! I'll help you get the runner-up bonus, all at once.
You, but you have to promise never to touch my other snacks again!"
"Bah!" Xiao Ran spat out the dregs of the bones and said clearly: "Shenma? You...have...other snacks?"
The fat man wanted to slap himself in the mouth, but this time he let it slip. He said hurriedly: "No, I mean you are not allowed to snatch the snacks I bought in the future!"
"That's it! Okay, I promise you!" Xiao Ran swallowed the thing in his mouth and pretended to have a sudden realization, but in his heart he was thinking that he must turn over the fat man's wardrobe at night!
How did the fat man know that Xiao Ran was so sinister in his heart, so he honestly gave all the money to Xiao Ran. The money was not very much, a thousand yuan, but for a college student whose monthly living expenses only cost six to seven hundred yuan, it was still a good deal.
The bonus for the runner-up in the League Cup is 5,000 yuan. The five main players and two substitutes are divided into less than 1,000 yuan each. Adding the 200 yuan from the school, it is just 1,000 yuan.
Xiao Ran took the money and put it directly into his wallet without counting it, and then said to the fat man: "I'll tell you good news!" The fat man looked at his closet door in horror. The copper lock on it was still intact, and he immediately put it down.
Come to think of it, when Xiao Ran tells you good news, it usually means that someone's food and grass have been damaged, and he has to guard against it!
"What good news?" The fat man couldn't help but gloated when he saw that his wardrobe was impregnable. He estimated that someone else must have suffered. Xiao Ran looked at the fat man seriously and said seriously: "This good news is about you! I'm talking about it.
Let me remind you beforehand, don’t get too excited!”
The fat man suddenly started to sweat. He stood up suddenly, rushed to his closet, opened the lock, and then rummaged around. Xiao Ran looked at the busy look of the fat man and couldn't help but be confused. What the hell is this guy doing?
ah?
The fat man turned to the bottom and saw his pile of snacks lying intact together. He let out a sigh of relief and was about to bury them under the dirty clothes and smelly socks when he suddenly felt a figure behind him blocking the light.
Shocked, he hurriedly stepped back and quickly closed the two closet doors. He only heard a sudden and cruel scream. Then the fat man was stunned to see Xiao Ran, whose whole head was caught in the closet door. He was so frightened that he almost collapsed.
He sat down on the ground. At this time, he no longer cared about his food and grass. After Xiao Ran roared like a tiger, he ran out of the dormitory. The lightning speed was enough to break any school record.
Xiao Ran escaped from the closet and the fat man had disappeared. He was not in a hurry to chase him. Instead, he opened all the clothes in the fat man's closet and found a bunch of snacks underneath. Then he treated Sun Peng and others very generously.
Humanity said: "Brothers, there are snacks here. You can help yourself. I'm treating you. Don't be polite!"
Sun Peng and others cheered, and they all gathered around. In an instant, they divided up all the food and grass that Fatty had hoarded for hibernation, not even the dregs were left. Xiao Ran grabbed the two packs of beef jerky that were most worth stealing inside.
, then sat on the chair and opened a pack to eat comfortably.
He just wanted to tell the fat man that Jiang Yuhan had agreed to join the professional team. Who knew that the fat man mistakenly thought that Xiao Ran had plundered his food and grass without knowing it, so he opened the closet to check, and Xiao Ran stretched out his head curiously.
I went in to take a peek, but who knew that the fat man got excited and clamped his head inside, exposing a lot of snacks at the same time.
The fat man rushed out of the dormitory building and ran towards the basketball court for a short distance before he stopped. After taking a few breaths, he dared to look back and found that Xiao Ran was not chasing him at all. His feet gave way and he sat down.
On the lawn by the roadside.
This time, Xiao Ran's head was pinched. According to his past temper, he would not be able to give up unless he chased the fat man for seventeen or eight streets. Today's abnormal phenomenon made the fat man a little puzzled. Suddenly he seemed to have thought of something.
The key to the problem is that he stood up with a slap on his forehead, and then ran back quickly.
As soon as he rushed into the dormitory, the fat man saw his closet door wide open. Sun Peng and others were spitting out bones, throwing bags, and wiping their mouths. The fat man suddenly felt despair and returned to his seat dejectedly.
, looking extremely sad. Xiao Ran patted the minced beef on his hand and said comfortingly: "Don't act like you're dead, I'll tell you good news!"
"Go away, I know everything!" The fat man closed the closet door in frustration. Xiao Ran was stunned for a moment and said: "Damn, are you so well-informed?"
"Didn't your good news just rob me of all my food and grass?"
"Damn, am I that kind of person? As the most honest and kind person since the founding of New China, how could I base my happiness on the pain of others? The good news I want to tell you is that Sniper God has agreed to let you join
His professional team, you are a professional player from today on! Are you excited or happy?" Xiao Ran looked at the fat man expectantly.
The fat man was lost for a moment, and then said in disbelief: "Are you serious!?"
"Nonsense, when did I ever lie to you!?"
"Damn, when have you never lied to me?"
"At least I didn't lie to you this time! The Sniper God personally promised that he will come to our school tomorrow to help us handle the suspension procedures!"
"Ah hahaha...I...I've really become a professional player? Hahahahahaha, I'm a professional player!!" The fat man laughed crazily. Sun Peng came over and pushed the fat man's head and said:
"Can you please keep your voice down? You're so stupid!"
"Damn, how can you, a commoner, understand the mood of a professional player!" Fatty looked down on Sun Peng, and then said to Xiao Ran: "By the way, Brother Xiao, did he tell me how much our salary is?
?”
"The basic salary is three thousand, and you will get a bonus if you get a good ranking in the competition!"
"Holy crap! Three thousand!! The salary is so good, Brother Xiao, can I join!!" Sun Peng asked eagerly, Qiu Feng and others also gathered around. Obviously, the basic salary of three thousand yuan is still very attractive.