When Xiao Ran heard Zhou Wei's furious voice, he was so frightened that he covered his mouth, then held his breath and used his memory to softly touch his room. You must know that you have to remember well when getting CF, because once you are hit by the flash
You will not be able to see the surroundings clearly. You must rely on your strong memory to dodge behind a nearby bunker. People with poor memory will basically be unable to return the same way and will be shot directly by their opponents. Although some people are
After being dodged, you can still vaguely determine the location of the bunker, but if you are not precise enough, you will directly hit the bunker when you retreat, thus losing the chance of escape.
A professional player must be able to not panic when hit by a flash, but also retreat to the bunker unharmed. Xiao Ran obviously has this advantage. Although he was not hit by a flash, the situation was similar, that is, he couldn't see anything.
After Zhou Wei roared angrily, she found that the surroundings fell into deathly silence. Xiao Ran didn't answer at all, and even the sound of breathing disappeared. She couldn't help but feel a little scared, lowered her volume and shouted pitifully: "Xiao Ran
, where are you? I won’t scold you anymore, can you just say something?”
Xiao Ran happened to walk next to Zhou Wei at this time. He could even smell the smell of shampoo on Zhou Wei's hair. Zhou Wei was a little at a loss in the dark. She stretched out her hand and groped forward, trying to turn on the light. Obviously she also
She had the qualities that a professional player should have, so she relied on her memory and walked towards the light switch very accurately.
Xiao Ran continued to sneak towards his room. As soon as he reached the door, his hand had already touched the handle. The light suddenly turned on, illuminating the entire living room like the dawn of the morning. Then Xiao Ran heard Zhou Wei's iconic mother's call.
Roaring like a lion: "Death Xiao Ran! You go into the room and try it!! I will hold a pile of firewood at the door and smoke it to death!"
Xiao Ran shuddered. This girl is too cruel. She treats herself as an enemy of life and death? He had to let go of the handle honestly, then looked at Zhou Wei with a sneer on his face and said: "Weiwei, that
This is what I think about the question. Don’t be angry first. Listen to my explanation first and see if I’m right, okay?”
Zhou Wei straightened her chest, pointed to the bloody fingerprints on her clothes, and sneered: "Okay, I'll listen to your explanation! Can you still say that this fingerprint is the pattern on my clothes?" Xiao Ran smiled awkwardly.
He smiled and said: "You definitely can't say that. I think this problem is not serious in fact. It's just that you think too seriously. There are many possibilities for the formation of this fingerprint, and it doesn't necessarily need to come into contact with your body.
It will be formed. You must have watched Stephen Chow's "Kung Fu", right? You can directly make a palm print from such a distance without touching your body at all. The palm method that touches the body is called Iron Sand Palm. You can tell by looking at how delicate my palms are.
I no longer know Iron Sand Palm, so the answer is readily available. Yes, I am one of the seventy-two disciples of the 138th generation descendant of the Tathagata Divine Palm. I was hired by the housekeeper to sweep the floor in front of the door, and was a destined person who taught Buddhism.
By chance, I secretly learned a move. When I was on the stairwell, my feet were unsteady and I almost fell backward. In an emergency situation that endangered my life, I had no choice but to resort to Jianghu.
The long-lost Tathagata Palm. I know that for ordinary people like you, the unpredictable martial arts of Tathagata Palm are indeed a bit too mysterious and powerful, so it is normal that you cannot understand the fingerprints that appear on your body.
. Who would believe that they can see this kind of martial arts secret skill with their own eyes? You must not believe it before, but the facts are in front of you. There is no need to be surprised. Try to accept the reality. Congratulations, you will have success from now on.
If a master with unique skills lives with you, your safety will no longer be a problem!"
Zhou Wei patiently listened to Xiao Ran's long speech, and then walked over speechlessly and said: "Master, you can give me another palm from the air. Let me see the magical Tathagata palm again! Come to me on the left
Make a handprint, so it’s symmetrical!”
"Damn, you are so wretched, you still want one? Do you really think that such shocking martial arts skills can be used casually? The descendant of Tathagata Palm warned me that I can only use it when my life is threatened, otherwise he will
I will personally take action to clean up the house!" Xiao Ran argued, Zhou Wei shook her shoulders and said: "Humph, this is easy to handle!"
As she said that, Zhou Wei's hand behind her back suddenly lit up, and a cold light flashed. Xiao Ran almost peed with fright. I'm going to choke you. I don't do this. Girls can sew, mend, embroider, or something like that. Just do it.
You are a knife and gun wielder! Zhou Wei held up a bright fruit knife in her hand. A bit of cold light came first, and then the gun came out like a dragon. She sneered and said: "Now your life should be threatened.
Right? If you don’t use Tathagata Divine Palm quickly, if you can’t isolate yourself and dare to touch my body, I will chop off your hands directly!"
"Weiwei, do you want to be so brave? Okay, I admit it, I was a bit clumsy and accidentally touched that... that part of your body..." Xiao Ran gave up his plan to resist.
"Go away, it's not touching, it's grabbing, okay!?" Zhou Wei emphasized angrily, in her opinion, grabbing is much more serious than touching. Xiao Ran could only nod and said: "Yes, yes, caught. But the premise is
I caught him without knowing it. As the saying goes, he who doesn’t know is not guilty. Besides, I let go unconsciously and without feeling it at all. Please forgive me..."
When Zhou Wei heard this, she immediately became furious and said angrily: "What do you mean by not feeling it!? Are you describing me as Princess Taiping? Xiao Ran, you are going too far. I will never pay attention to you again!"
He opened the door to his room, walked in, and closed the door heavily.
Xiao Ran trembled as the door closed, scratched his hair in distress, and said, "Is it because I'm not good at Chinese or is it because she has poor understanding? She's from Sichuan University, so her understanding should be better than mine. It seems like it's me.
My Chinese is not good... Is that what I meant when I said I didn’t feel it?”
After Xiao Ran finished speaking, he raised his hand and looked at it over and over, and then said: "The fat man shook hands with Yi Qiuling and sealed his hand as the Hand of God. Now I directly grabbed the breast of the goddess in my dream."
|Mi, what should I call this hand? God’s hand? Damn it, forgive me, God, I sincerely repent to you, this is so evil..."
When Zhou Wei returned to the room, the more she thought about it, the angrier she became. Although she liked Xiao Ran very much and sometimes liked to tease Xiao Ran, when she was really taken advantage of, she felt very angry, but even more aggrieved, feeling that Xiao Ran was
bully her.
Xiao Ran knew that it was useless to say anything now, so he simply went to the bathroom to take a shower and then went back to the room to sleep. While lying on the bed, he put his ear to the wall and listened to the sound next door, but he didn't know that it was the sound insulation effect.
That's great, Zhou Wei was already asleep, so he didn't hear anything, he just rubbed his face with white ash.
The next morning, Xiao Ran rolled over and rolled out of bed. He was immediately woken up by the fall. He immediately rolled over and got up, threw the sheets on the bed, and said to himself: "Mom, why did you roll under the bed?"
He must have been cursed by that dead girl Weiwei all night long!" This kid was used to sleeping in a small bed at school, and suddenly he changed to a big bed. This is like putting the fish in the fish tank back into the sea, or the birds in the bird cage.
It's like going back to the sky, that is, the sea is wide enough for fish to jump, and the sky is high enough for birds to fly. It's normal for this kid to roll around without restraint and roll under the bed.
He rubbed his sore buttocks, then put on his clothes, put on his flip-flops and held his head against the bird's nest, opened the door and walked out. As soon as he went out, he saw Zhou Wei from the next room also walking out. Zhou Wei turned around listlessly.
His glance immediately shocked Xiao Ran. Zhou Wei's eyes were just like standard panda eyes, with very serious dark circles. He thought that this girl must not have slept well at night, and maybe she was angry with him, so he felt a little guilty.
Authentic: "Weiwei, morning! You go wash your face first, and I'll buy you breakfast."
Zhou Wei snorted and said: "Who cares about your breakfast..." After saying that, he walked directly into the bathroom. Xiao Ran shook his head and walked to the door and opened it to buy breakfast. At this time, Zhou Wei reached out from the bathroom.
He came forward and shouted: "Two fried dough sticks, a cup of soy milk, and a braised egg!"
"Roger it!" Xiao Ran agreed hastily, then opened the door and walked out. As he went down the stairs, he couldn't help but muttered: "Isn't it strange? You ordered so many things..."