Xiao Ran rearranged the room in great depression, then tore out a piece of white paper and wrote a few words on it: "Fat people and dogs are not allowed in!" After writing, he solemnly pasted it on the door with saliva.
, Zhou Wei happened to come over and saw him holding a piece of white paper and licking it. She thought that this guy was starving and was about to ask him to come over to eat KFC. Who knew that the guy just stuck the white paper on it?
At the door, her brain suddenly felt a little short-circuited, and then she reacted and shouted in disgust: "You idiot! There is glue on the coffee table, how could you be more disgusting!!
"Ah haha! Saliva can cure all diseases, what's so disgusting. Besides, can you avoid eating the other person's saliva when kissing?" Xiao Ran smiled nonchalantly. Zhou Wei was about to collapse. She
When she walked to the door and took a closer look, the words on the door immediately made her laugh. She joked: "This rule of yours is unreasonable! What if you get fat yourself?"
Are you sleeping on the sofa in the living room?"
Xiao Ran turned his head, and felt that it made sense, so he picked up his pen and added: "Except for me!" Zhou Wei was dumbfounded again, and said: "I thought you wanted to write except for the Japanese! By the way...
…What if I gain weight?”
"Harmony, don't blame the Japanese for everything, they should be called Japanese pirates! Besides, how can I write except Japanese pirates, because Japanese pirates are already included in the previous sentence! As for you, you are not willing to let me in.
Ah, it's enough for me to have an inflatable doll, what do you think...ah hahaha!" Xiao Ran laughed very lewdly.
Zhou Wei turned around and walked away, saying as she walked: "A wretched loser!" After saying that, she grabbed a chicken leg from the family bucket on the dining table and gnawed it as if to vent her anger. Xiao Ran also rushed over and grabbed a chicken wing.
He started to gnaw at his belly and started to scream. He patted his belly awkwardly and said, "I'm about to feed you, and you still dare to protest! If you scream again, I'll eat the chicken wings!"
"Childish!" Zhou Wei glared at him angrily, and then wiped her hands with a tissue very elegantly. Suddenly she turned her head and said to Xiao Ran as if she remembered something again: "You just said Japan...oh, the Japanese pirates have already
What does it mean to be included in the previous sentence?"
"Fat people and dogs are not allowed in! Don't you understand this!?"
"Oh, I know!! Are you saying that the Japanese pirates are all fat!?" Zhou Wei said extremely excitedly.
"...Are you stupid!?" Xiao Ran said speechlessly.
"Oh... let me think about it... haha! I really understand this time!" Zhou Wei smiled proudly, Xiao Ran was stunned for a moment, and said: "Okay, don't say it, otherwise the Japanese pirates will find out.
Crying!”
"This is indeed a bit unspeakable, and only a bad guy like you can think of it! Have you read a|v a lot?" Zhou Wei asked with a blushing face. Xiao Ran was suddenly confused as a monk, and he wondered
He glanced at Zhou Wei to make sure that the other person was still awake, and then said: "What does this have to do with a|v? What kind of logic is this?"
"Damn, stop pretending! I didn't know you were an invincible boring man!" Zhou Wei said with a blushing face. Xiao Ran was even more confused. He threw the chicken wings in his hand into the bucket and said seriously.
Authentic: "What am I pretending to do!? Which of my words can have anything to do with a|v?"
"Tch, do you have to force me to say it?" Zhou Wei said contemptuously. She felt that Xiao Ran was just a tough talker.
"Damn, you actually said it!"
"Okay, you forced me to do this! You said that Japanese pirates are included in the sentence that fat people and dogs are not allowed, right?"
"That's right!"
"Isn't that right? Don't you mean that the Japanese pirate one...the one is shorter and cannot be...entered?" After Zhou Wei finished speaking, her face turned even redder. When Xiao Ran heard this, he almost fell under the table.
He looked at Zhou Wei with infinite admiration and said: "Weiwei, you win! You are already invincible. Even ten of me are no match for you! You are so capable of divergent thinking. This makes you think that I can still
What are you talking about!?"
"Isn't it...isn't that what you mean?" Zhou Wei asked with some embarrassment. Xiao Ran shook his head approvingly and said, "Of course it's not that! What I mean is that Japanese pirates are all dogs! So there is no need to write about Japanese pirates.
Except! You can actually get... to that..."
Zhou Wei's face immediately turned hot when she heard this, and she felt a little embarrassed. She snorted and argued: "You can't blame me, you can only blame the Japanese. When you mention Japan, you have to mention a|v. I unconsciously put them
They’re connected, it’s true!”
"That's true, I can't blame you! But what I'm more curious about is why you know a|v?" Xiao Ran stared at Zhou Wei maliciously. Who knew that Zhou Wei was no longer shy, but laughed and said:
"Didn't Teacher Cang come to China to develop? There was a period of time when the media reported it every day, and then I knew it! In the past, I only knew about mv, not a|v at all!"
"Yeah, I didn't know until that time!" Xiao Ran hurriedly pretended to be pure and innocent. Of course Zhou Wei wouldn't believe it. She smiled and said, "You knew you were Teacher Cang when he debuted, right? What are you pretending to be? Forget it!
Okay, let’s not talk about this anymore, hurry up and destroy all these things for me!”
"Okay! Just look at it!" Xiao Ran said, grabbed the chicken wings and started to chew on them. Half an hour later, there was only a pile of bones left in one Family Bucket, and there were only a few finger-sucking chickens left in the other Family Bucket.
It's gone. Xiao Ran burped, then picked up a large cup of Coke and took a few sips. Finally, he patted his belly with satisfaction and said, "Weiwei, my belly says it can't hold it anymore. If it continues to hold it, it will explode."
Pregnant!"
"Damn! You're not pregnant, how could you have a flat tire!" Zhou Wei said angrily. She wiped her hands with a tissue, picked up the remaining bucket and put it in the refrigerator. Xiao Ran moved to the sofa with difficulty, and
As soon as I lay down, I didn't want to move.
Zhou Wei returned to the table, picked up the bones that fell on the table and threw them into the family bucket. She also took out a paper towel and wiped the table. After doing this, she walked to Xiao Ran's side with the unfinished Coke.
He sat down and said, "What are your plans for the evening!?"
"Sleep! Together?" Xiao Ran said jokingly while watching the TV. Zhou Wei hit him and said angrily: "Go to hell! Seriously, you go to bed so early, are you a pig?"
"Then how about we get CF?"
"I've been training for a whole day today, but you haven't played enough yet. I feel like vomiting!"
"Going to sing ktv!?"
"Okay, okay! You finally gave me a constructive opinion!"
"It's a pity that I don't have money to treat you. Besides, there are no KTVs around here..."
"Damn, what are you talking about? Do you have any good movies on your computer?"
"No! I am a person who loves learning, and my computer is full of learning materials!"
"Liar! You still love studying, don't make me laugh to death! I'm going to check your computer!" After Zhou Wei said that, she stood up. Xiao Ran recalled it carefully. It seemed that there was nothing shady on his computer.
In the past, when he watched pornographic movies in the dormitory, he would delete them after watching them, so he followed Zhou Wei into the room very calmly and said very generously: "Check it as you like!"
Zhou Wei opened Xiao Ran's laptop. After turning it on, she first clicked on the d drive and looked at it. It was full of software tools and game installation programs. There was nothing suspicious. So she clicked on the e drive and opened it.
After that, she was shocked. This disk was actually full of learning materials, such as "C Language Programming Teaching", "Introduction to Java", "Advanced Web Programming Masters", "Epic Educational Film", "
What does it mean to explain it in a simple way?
Xiao Ran couldn't help but was stunned when he saw these things. Damn it, when did I love learning so much? Why don't I have any impression at all? Where did these things come from? Damn it! But this time, I showed my face in front of Zhou Wei.
, let her know that she is a person who truly loves learning!
"How about it, am I right? They are all learning materials... Look, C language programming teaching and introduction to Java are both learning materials for professional courses. That epic educational film... Oh, it should be ideological and moral education...
...As for what it means to explain things in a simple and profound way, it must be the central idea of Deng Lun!" Xiao Ran said with certainty as he looked at the learning materials on the e-disk.
"Impossible! Did this guy take the wrong medicine? How could he love learning..." Zhou Wei found it very incredible. She curiously opened the folder of "C Language Programming Teaching", which contained an audio and video file in rmvb format.
, she sighed in disappointment and said: "I didn't expect you still downloaded the video tutorial!" She originally planned to turn it off, but suddenly found that there were several Japanese characters in the name of the video file. She couldn't help but be very curious about it.
Xiao Ran said: "You... are good at Japanese?"
"Yo Xi, Nani, oh, yo, Zaima is dead!" Xiao Ran suppressed a few words in Japanese. Zhou Wei opened the audio and video file with a trembling hand. Baofeng Video quickly jumped out, and then asked Zhou Wei
The red-faced scene appeared in Baofeng Video, accompanied by an extremely ecstatic "Yeah, buy the CD!"
Xiao Ran was like a thunderbolt, his eyes darkened and he fell down on the bed. Zhou Wei's heart was beating so hard that she was so frightened that she closed the lid of her laptop and stamped her feet and ran outside, cursing as she ran: "Damn Xiao Ran, you bastard"
Abnormal, your study materials are really meaningful!! I will never believe you again!"
Xiao Ran kept thinking about buying the CD in his mind at this time. He couldn't figure out how a good study material could turn into an island country blockbuster in a blink of an eye. This world is a bit too bizarre, and the island country culture is too.