"Once you enter a poor family, your moral integrity is as deep as the sea. From now on, your moral integrity is just a passerby." This sentence was once a joke that Xiao Ran lamented to himself. It meant that once he entered Jiang Yuhan's family, he lost all moral integrity. In the past, he was always naked |
When fighting naked, no one would use their brains to think about how to fight. However, Jiang Yuhan's CF fight was full of obscene and lewd moves, which made people unable to guard against them.
After gaining wisdom, you still have to fall for the trick!
After Xiao Ran became Jiang Yuhan's apprentice, he naturally inherited this obscene and lewd fighting style. His mind was full of these tricks. When he said the previous sentence in a self-deprecating way, Jiang Yuhan
He counterattacked very sharply: "The origin of the original version of these two poems is really closely related to you. If you don't believe it, let me read it to you. The name of this poem is a poem for a maidservant, 'The prince, the king and the grandson follow in the footsteps, and the green beads shed tears.
Dropping the scarf, once the Hou family enters the deep sea, Xiao Lang is a passerby from now on.' It just so happens that your ID is Xiao Lang... From then on, integrity is a passerby, and from then on Xiao Lang is a passerby. From this reasoning, integrity = Xiao Lang."
Integrity = Xiao Lang, Jiang Yuhan meant that Xiao Ran was synonymous with no integrity. Xiao Ran was speechless at the time, but later he felt that integrity was something that no dog would eat even if it fell on the floor, so it was dispensable. As long as he could win the game,
Regardless of whether he has moral integrity or not. Thinking of the last sentence of the poem Jiang Yuhan said, Xiao Ran felt that apart from moral integrity, it was also very similar to the current situation between him and Zhou Wei. After yesterday's incident, for Zhou Wei, it was really...
From then on, Xiao Lang was no longer a stranger, so there was no trace of Xiao Ran in her eyes today, which made Xiao Ran very hurt.
Since he was still competing, Xiao Ran didn't think much about it, but precisely because he was not bound by moral integrity, he would reflexively think of Fatty whenever he needed cannon fodder, and then push Fatty out to be used as meat regardless of whether Fatty liked it or not.
The longer Fatty stayed with him, the less moral he learned, so he could run to the front of the opponent's position without any moral integrity and act shamelessly cute.
In the second round of the second half, Xiao Ran used the most obscene tactic since his debut without any sense of moral integrity. He deliberately pretended to click on the wrong dialogue channel and used the tactic he planned to focus on defending point B on the public.
on the screen, and then immediately added: Wrong place, sorry.
According to the regulations of the competition system, only the captains of both teams can use the public screen for dialogue, so Xiao Ran is not violating the rules. After he typed that sentence, he actually took everyone to point B, but before going, he
Let Fatty jump from the defender's base to throw a smoke bomb directly onto Avenue A.
The captain of the pts team looked at the two sentences on the public screen dumbfounded. He had already formulated an offensive strategy, but now he was undecided because of these two sentences. He couldn't figure out whether the opponent's words were true.
If he was wrong, he did it deliberately. After all, although mistakes like this don't happen often, they did happen in the game. Even when he wanted to report points to his teammates when he was playing in the melee uniform, he would often type in
It was posted on the public screen and everyone saw the result.
The captain of the pts team analyzed it and felt that since the opponent's tactics were exposed, they would definitely not focus on defending point B. Maybe the opponent deliberately said that they would focus on defending point B, and then asked him to retreat and attack point A.
It turned out that point A was really heavily guarded, and it would be terrible to fall into the trap. In addition, a teammate reported back from the entrance of Avenue A that there were smoke bombs on Avenue A, which made him even more suspicious, so he decided
Concentrate your forces to attack point B with all your strength.
Seeing two smoke bombs flying into the small room, and flashes of light flying out of the window, Xiao Ran laughed secretly, and everyone in the Tiger Brotherhood couldn't help but cursed in their hearts: "Shameless!" pts
After the team threw two smoke bombs and a flash bomb, they expected that point b would be empty of troops, and there was smoke cover, so they all rushed into the small room without any scruples, and then entered point b.
The members of the Tiger Brotherhood were well ambush and did not show up because they were all waiting for Xiao Ran to give the order to attack. When the PTS people felt that there was no danger at point B and all entered the open space, Xiao Ran immediately shouted: "Still waiting.
What, call me!"
Behind the box under the window near the small room, behind the box at the blast point, behind the box on the right side of the blast point, inside door B, and above the dog hole, a person appeared almost instantly, just like people emerging after a spring rain.
of spring bamboo shoots.
"Tud tut tut da da da... bang!" M4 and AK roared in unison, during which the muffled sound of sniper rifles echoed in the air. Anyone who has watched anti-Japanese dramas must know such a scene, that is, in a valley, the Japanese army swaggers
We were marching, and when we were walking in high spirits, suddenly a group of Eighth Route Army troops appeared on the hills on both sides. They fired a burst of fire, and threw grenades down for free. Then there were corpses scattered all over the valley, and the Eighth Route Army soldiers rushed down the road.
Clean up the battlefield and collect loot.
Now the scene at point b is a bit like the Japanese invaders ambushing our army. The battle was very fierce, but it was basically a one-sided massacre. After a while, there were only corpses on the ground, and there was not a single person standing.
Xiao Ran shook his head and said in a very annoyed tone: "I already said that I would focus on defending point B, why don't you believe me? How can I, an honest person like me, still tell lies? Fatty, what do you mean?
,Have I ever told lies to deceive you?"
The fat man was stunned for a moment, then immediately shook his head firmly without hesitation and said: "No!"
"Great!" Xiao Ran praised happily, but the fat man immediately continued: "You never told the truth! Almost every word you said was a lie to me!"
"Really? Did I lie to you when I asked you to pay for dinner?"
"Only this sentence is true!" Fatty said very calmly.
"Look, there is always one thing I say that is true, and now there is an additional one. When I say that we need to defend point b with heavy troops, we really mean that we must defend point b with heavy troops. I have always been the best at deceiving you, someone with an IQ below 300.
Genius, that’s what I always say to other people I don’t know, but a genius like you will be fooled by me, while those idiots don’t believe in evil at all!”
"Since you said that I am a genius and have an IQ of over 200, I won't argue with you. And I also remembered that what you said is absolutely true. Women can never keep their B! I won't do it again.
Add a sentence to make up for the loopholes in this sentence, except for the nunnery..."
"This fat genius, use your huge head to carefully recall. When did I say that your IQ was over 200? I only said that your IQ was less than 300, even if your IQ was lower than 300.
Zero is also less than three hundred! Also, what you added is just superfluous. Taking off your pants and farting is unnecessary! Because the monk temple next to the nunnery still occasionally has one or two flower monks. Otherwise, why would there be Lu Zhishen? Master Tai
Haven't you heard the story about the poor man and the bald donkey?" Xiao Ran shook his head and finished speaking, then ignored the fat man who was so shocked that he wanted to go on strike.
This kind of unscrupulous tactic of deliberately playing tactics on the public screen to confuse the opponent has already exceeded the lower limit after one use. However, Xiao Ran obviously has no lower limit, so he used it a second time. He played a line on the public screen.
Words: "Brothers, this time we are still all defending point B. I believe they will come again!"
After typing this line, Xiao Ran quickly added: "Oh, what's going on today? I keep typing in the wrong place. Guys opposite, I'm sorry, I'm not in the mood, but what I said is
Really, you have to believe me, I am an honest person!"
The people in the pts team were speechless when they saw these two lines, but they were cursing secretly in their hearts: "Nah, it's not like you are in good condition. When you sniped us, it was like you had taken expired aphrodisiacs. I don't know how good the condition is.
.Honest man? Bullshit!”
The captain of pts cursed in his heart for a while, and then he was even more undecided than in the last round. He had never encountered such a shameless trick from his opponent, and of course he didn't know how to break it. Moreover, he didn't even know the direction of the main attack.
It's impossible to be sure. If what the other party said this time is true, then he should attack point a. Maybe point a is really empty, but what if the other party told a lie? Wouldn't he also be deceived if he went to point a?
This kind of judgment of true and false made his head spin. Just when their people were still waiting for orders in the base, five people were killed in the middle, and flash bombs flew up one after another.
, instantly all the people in the base flashed white.
Five members of the Brotherhood of Tigers quickly rushed to the enemy base, and then began to massacre mercilessly. The captain of the pts was furious and even couldn't help but cursed, shameless, so shameless! Didn't you mean to defend with heavy troops?
Point B? And he said what he said was true!
After the battle ended without any suspense, the captain of the PTS began to angrily question Xiao Ran on the public screen. Xiao Ran explained innocently: "I didn't lie to you, I really planned to arrange for everyone
To defend point B, I just took the road through your base. When I saw you at the base, I took a beating. You also know that you can also go to point B from your base, right?"
The captain of the pts was immediately speechless by Xiao Ran's words. The anger in his chest was even stronger, but he couldn't vent it. He was so suffocated that he was about to explode. All roads lead to Rome, and the other party does not have to go through Door B or the Dog Hole.
To enter point B, you can also go through the lurker base, but it is a longer way. The other party can use the excuse to say that taking a long way can exercise or see a different scenery. Such words can definitely be said from the other party's mouth.
, so the captain of the pts knew that he was a scholar meeting a soldier.
Xiao Ran shook his head and said to the fat man: "Look, I told the truth again, but they still don't believe me. Fatty, you should be more honest. You will believe everything I lie to you. Of course, the former is because of my high IQ.
A little too much, so you think too much and can’t make up your mind. And because you don’t have enough IQ balance, you can’t think too much at all.”
"Oh no! Brother Xiao, why am I always lying down? I admit that I am physically strong and have a big target, but you can't keep aiming at me. No matter how fat a wild boar is, it can't withstand a few shots. My mental quality is inherently poor.
Fragile, you can't hit me anymore." The fat man said very aggrievedly.