The term "dove occupying the magpie's nest" is used to describe the act of occupying other people's houses. Zhou Wei left and Fang Xiao moved in. She did not think that this was a dove occupying the magpie's nest because she did not use any means to force Zhou Wei to do so.
Wei left. At first, she just hoped that Xiao Ran could live separately from Zhou Wei.
Now that Zhou Wei had left on her own initiative, it was natural for her to move in. This room had just changed its owner. After decorating the room, Fang Xiao opened the door and walked out. When she saw Xiao Ran sitting on the sofa watching TV, she
He smiled and said, "What's for lunch?"
"Can you cook?" Xiao Ran turned around and asked.
"Can she cook?" Fang Xiao did not answer directly, but asked a question very abruptly.
Xiao Ran was startled when he heard this, and then said calmly: "Yes."
"Okay, then I can do it! You take me to the place where I buy food, and I'll cook for you at noon." Fang Xiao said eagerly. Xiao Ran's eyes widened, and he said with some suspicion: "You... can cook?"
"Just because you haven't eaten it doesn't mean that I can't do it, and even if I don't know it, it doesn't mean that I can't learn it! What's so difficult about cooking? Firewood, rice, oil, salt, soy sauce, vinegar, tea, firewood is fire. It's very convenient now that we have natural gas. There's no need to add anything except tea.
Just put everything else down." Fang Xiao said confidently.
These words made Xiao Ran dumbfounded. It turns out that cooking is so simple!? He blinked and stood up, walked to Fang Xiao and patted her on the shoulder. He said very calmly: "I think we should go out to eat.
The finals are tomorrow and I don’t want to die yet!”
When Fang Xiao heard this, she immediately pouted, stretched out her hand and twisted Xiao Ran's arm. The pain made Xiao Ran grit her teeth, and she said angrily: "I think you just want to die, otherwise how dare you say such a thing! Don't worry,
The rice I cook will not poison you, not to mention that I have to eat it myself! You have to let me try it, otherwise I will never know how to cook it. Are you willing to marry a woman who can’t cook? "
Xiao Ran has never considered whether his future wife can cook, not to mention that today's society is already different. Women are all riding on men's heads. There are far fewer women who can cook than men who can cook.
, and in most young families, men cook, except for some full-time wives. However, Fang Xiao offered to cook in the future, and Xiao Ran naturally wanted to do it, so he immediately said: "Okay, then I'll do it
Courage, risk your life, and serve as a vegetable tester in the spirit of Shen Nong's experiment with herbs. Let's go buy vegetables!"
The two walked downstairs sweetly, hand in hand, and went to the vegetable market to buy vegetables. Fang Xiao had probably never been to a vegetable market, so everything she saw was strange, but she did not dislike the mess of the vegetable market at all. When she was buying vegetables,
Xiao Ran was watching from the side and found that she didn't bargain at all. She just said how much she wanted. She didn't even look at the scale. She just gave the money and picked it up and left. This grocery shopping was really very efficient. She bought all the ingredients she wanted in a short time.
It's all together, Fang Xiao happily took Xiao Ran's arm and said: "It's all together, let's go. Let's go home and cook, and you will be my backbone!"
"Dunzi? Have you ever seen such a handsome Dunzi? I am a sniper, but my knife skills are not good. Don't laugh at me if the cuts are ugly!" Xiao Ran said with a smile.
"Don't worry, I promise not to laugh at you, I won't cut it yet! Let's go." Fang Xiao said and walked back with Xiao Ran.
When she got home, Fang Xiao took off her coat and put on an apron, looking like a good wife and mother. However, wearing an apron still couldn't hide her outstanding temperament, which made people feel very comfortable. She entered the kitchen and ordered
Xiao Ran washed and chopped vegetables, while she studied which bottle was soy sauce and which bottle was vinegar, and also differentiated between salt and MSG.
The two of them tinkered in the kitchen for a long time and finally washed and cut all the vegetables. Xiao Ran's knife skills were indeed very poor. The slices that should be sliced were cut like squares, and the slices that should be shredded were cut like slices. Fang Xiao rolled up his sleeves and looked like a model.
She turned on the fire as usual and started pouring the oil without waiting for the pot to get hot. She didn't know exactly how much oil should be poured, so she poured half of the pot with a shake of her hand. Xiao Ran watched from the side and saw this scene.
He immediately laughed and cursed: "Idiot! In which restaurant have you eaten and seen so much oil in the food? Are you planning to make oil pickles?"
Fang Xiao looked at Xiao Ran blankly and said, "What should we do?" Xiao Ran thought for a while, brought a basin from the side, and then said, "Scoop some with a spoon."
"How much to scoop?"
"Hmm... about two-thirds."
"Oh, okay." Fang Xiao picked up the spoon and scooped out two-thirds of the oil. At this time, the oil in the pot was already boiling hot. Fang Xiao realized that he should throw something into it, so he directly put the chopped
The food was poured in. Although Xiao Ran had never cooked, he had seen Zhou Wei cooking, so some of the steps were relatively clear. So when he saw Fang Xiao's actions, he felt something was wrong. After a while, he said: "Uh... Xiaoxiao,
I think we should go out to eat?"
"Why? Did I do something wrong?" Fang Xiao said innocently while holding the spatula. Xiao Ran blinked and said, "That... the order seems wrong. You haven't put in the garlic cloves and peppercorns..."
"It seems so! What should I do? I shovel all the vegetables and cook them again?"
"Forget it, that would be too troublesome. Try adding garlic and Sichuan peppercorns now, maybe you can save it."
"Oh, okay." Fang Xiao hurriedly threw the garlic and Sichuan peppercorns into the pot, then shoveled it a few times, and the oil exploded. Fang Xiao exclaimed and took two steps back, then grabbed it casually.
I poured a bag of salt into it. After pouring it for a few times, I was afraid that I would put too much, so I grabbed a bag of MSG and poured it in. After pouring the MSG, I poured half a bottle of soy sauce into it.
Seeing that the food in the pot changed color quickly, Fang Xiao realized that he might have added too much salt, so he picked up another bottle of mature vinegar and poured half of the bottle into it. A sour smell floated in the air. Xiao Ran watched from the side.
Fang Xiao looked so busy that he couldn't help but tremble. Is the food in the pot really edible? It's probably useless to put on all the physical and magic resistance equipment!
Fang Xiao looked at her masterpiece and felt that the heat was almost done, so she hurriedly turned off the fire, carefully scooped up the vegetables with a spatula, and piled them on the plate. She was immediately satisfied and had a great sense of accomplishment. She put down the spatula and took pictures.
After clapping her hands, she said happily: "Dunzi! Serve the dishes!"
Xiao Ran hurriedly ran over and picked up the dishes, and then his hands shook as if he had been electrocuted. Fang Xiao hurriedly warned: "Be careful, don't drop it. This is my first time cooking!" Xiao Ran frowned,
With a wry smile, he took the dish out, thinking that if he really dropped it, he wouldn't have to eat it.
Since the first dish was fried a bit horribly and the process was even more dangerous, Xiao Ran had no hope for the subsequent dishes. He didn't even dare to go into the kitchen to take a look. He was afraid that after seeing the process, he wouldn't dare to eat later.
Take off your chopsticks.
The dishes on the table that were soaked in soy sauce and vinegar were so dark that they didn't look good. The smell that came out was that of paste with bursts of sourness. Xiao Ran felt that it was comparable to biological and chemical weapons. If he wanted to
If you poison, you don't need to put it in the mouth of the other party. The smell alone is enough to kill someone.
Xiao Ran sat on the sofa with some anxiety, waiting for the chemical-like lunch to arrive. After half an hour, Fang Xiao walked out very gracefully, holding a plate in each hand, and gently put the plate on the table.
, smiled and said: "I'm so hungry. Dinner will be served soon. Come sit over here."
Xiao Ran shook his head decisively and said: "Actually, I'm not hungry yet. I ate too much in the morning. How about I eat later?"
Fang Xiao pouted and said: "It won't taste good when it's cold! Are you not giving me face? This is my first time cooking, and even my parents have never eaten the food I cooked."
Xiao Ran stood up helplessly, and reluctantly walked to the dining table and sat down, thinking that even if it was hot, it might not taste good! But he said: "Okay, even if the food in front of me is half-stepped with a smile,
If I die in one day, I will eat it all without even frowning! But next year, if there are wreaths, I will give them a wreath, and if there are no wreaths, I will burn a computer or something so that I can play CF with the Lord of Hell to pass the time.
I can rest in peace."
Fang Xiao couldn't help but giggle when he saw him looking like he was willing to die generously, and said angrily: "It's not that exaggerated, hurry up and try it."
Xiao Ran raised his chopsticks and picked up a piece of dark vegetable. He looked at it again and again, then brought it to his mouth and stopped. Can this dark thing really be put into his mouth? Xiao Ran's hands began to shake and he hesitated.
After a long time, he still didn't have the courage, so he had to put the dishes back, and then said with a righteous look: "There are knives in the kitchen! Please give me a good time!"
Fang Xiao originally looked at him expectantly, but when he heard this, his expression suddenly changed, and he said angrily: "What! You actually dislike my cooking so much, I will never cook it again! I know, Zhou
Wei's cooking is delicious, just marry her from now on!"
"Why did it happen to her again? Okay, okay, can't I eat?" Xiao Ran had no choice but to pick up the chopsticks again, then picked up the food, closed his eyes and put it into his mouth. He felt a taste of it.
After the taste could kill a cow with salt and a horse with sour taste, Xiao Ran immediately had tears welling up in his eyes, but he didn't dare to spit it out, so he had to frown and swallow it as if he were dead.
Fang Xiao immediately clapped his hands and asked excitedly: "How is it? Is it delicious?"
Xiao Ran nodded with a painful expression and choked with sobs: "It's... not bad, you can try it too!" Fang Xiao didn't pay attention to the expression on his face. Hearing what he said, he hurriedly picked up his chopsticks and picked up a large portion to send.
She put it into her mouth, and then in less than a second, her pupils dilated, and she spit it all into the bowl with a "wow" sound. Then she hurriedly rushed into the living room, picked up a glass of water, poured it into her mouth, wiped her mouth with toilet paper and started again.
Walking back, he looked at Xiao Ran calmly and said, "I think it's a good idea to go out to eat!"
Xiao Ran suddenly laughed in his heart, but said: "No, this is your first time cooking. What a waste if you don't finish it? Sit down and continue eating!"
"It doesn't matter, just forget it if you can't finish eating. If you want to stay and continue eating, I won't object. Anyway, I'm going out to eat." Fang Xiao clapped his hands, then took off his apron and threw it on the chair, and ran to
As he picked up his handbag on the coffee table and was about to go out, Xiao Ran immediately jumped up and said, "I decided to go out to eat with you!"