"iphone4 is just iphone4, why are you so angry? Really." Xiao Ran said very pleasantly while smelling the fragrance of Fang Xiao's hair. Fang Xiao was so angry in his heart. This guy obviously did it on purpose. When did he say it?
I bought him an iPhone 4.
"Go away. Anyway, I will only give you two hundred yuan more. You decide what phone to buy. I am also a student now, so how can I have the money to buy you an iPhone 4." Fang Xiao said angrily. Xiao Ran hugged Fang Xiao and said,
He said with a playful smile: "I don't want 4 apples. If I want 4 apples, that's fine."
Fang Xiao struggled twice but couldn't break free from Xiao Ran's bear hug, so she could only roll her eyes at him, and then said angrily: "I'll buy you four rotten apples later. I'll see if you want them."
The two of them flirted all the way to a restaurant on the other side of the basketball court. This restaurant is considered a relatively affordable one in Top, and the food tastes good. Students with a little spare money would occasionally come here to have a good meal. Back then,
Sniper Shenjiang Yuhan also frequents this restaurant.
Xiao Ran found a seat and sat down, and ordered a few very good dishes without hesitation. These dishes were all specialties of this restaurant. The prices were naturally relatively high, but they were still within the acceptable range.
The price is only 15 yuan for meat dishes and 8 yuan for vegetarian dishes.
Fang Xiao took a paper towel and wiped the table carefully, then looked at Xiao Ran and said, "Would you like to invite the people in your dormitory to come over and eat together? We haven't invited them to dinner since we got together.
You should introduce your friends to me."
When Xiao Ran heard this, he hurriedly shook his head and said, "Don't treat them to a meal. You won't be able to recover your losses!" Fang Xiao rolled his eyes at him and said, "Why are you like this? The two of us really should treat them to a meal, everyone."
Get to know each other, otherwise how will I integrate into your life in the future? Let me tell you, I am committed to you for the rest of my life. Don’t have any thoughts of breaking up after graduation. That is impossible. Besides, we invited them to dinner this time.
, I will definitely invite them back when they also have girlfriends."
"Hahaha..." Xiao Ran laughed and said: "It's okay to introduce them to you, but you don't need to invite them to dinner. With their wretched appearance and ### mentality, it's hard to find a woman before they are thirty years old."
My friends are all blessed by God, so don’t think about eating them back while you’re in college, it’s not cost-effective.”
"Stingy man... you are really a miser. What you are doing is definitely not good at managing money." Fang Xiao shook his head and said. Xiao Ran stretched out his hand and tapped Fang Xiao's forehead and said: "Yes, this is not good at managing money."
, but it’s not stingy, it’s called not doing loss-making business, and I will never do anything that I can’t get a return on in the near future.”
"When you treat someone to dinner, do you have to ask others to treat you back? What's the point..."
"Don't Chinese people pay attention to courtesy? Isn't it stupid for us to give gifts when we know that others will not return gifts?" Xiao Ran argued. Fang Xiao was finally defeated and could only say silently: "You won again, are you being unreasonable?"
People are your opponents. They are your friends anyway, and whether or not you please is your business."
"Well, okay. Then invite them. It's not my money anyway, hahaha... I'll lend you your mobile phone to make a call." Xiao Ran stretched out his right hand in front of Fang Xiao. Fang Xiao handed over the phone dumbfounded.
Xiao Ran, Xiao Ran immediately dialed Fatty's phone number.
"Hey, Brother Xiao, would you like to treat me to dinner?" The fat man's obscene voice sounded, and Xiao Ran was shocked. This kid really dared to guess. He smiled and said, "Damn, are you going to die if you don't eat?"
"You are really going to die if you don't eat. Try not eating for a week. Why don't you call me at noon to invite me to a meal? Do you want me to treat you to a meal!? Please give up this idea as soon as possible. I can't
No money." The fat man suddenly became alert. He knew that Xiao Ran was not easy to take advantage of, and he would never do anything to suffer a loss.
"Go away. Who cares about you? Seeing that you animals won the game today, I will treat you to a meal. On the basketball court, you can convey this to me. If you don't come, it will be ignored.
Don't force it. If none of you come, it will be the most perfect ending." Xiao Ran said and couldn't help but realize how he had learned Fang Xiao's catchphrase, and Fang Xiao also looked at him and laughed.
The fat man said hurriedly: "Come, you must come. Brother Xiao is treating you, who dares not to give face? We just walked to the cafeteria, and we are still queuing up for food. We will be here soon! Brothers, hurry up, the sun is coming out from the west.
Brother Xiao is treating me to a treat, come on!" The fat man was already greeting Sun Peng and others, and then there was a loud noise on the phone and he hung up.
Xiao Ran was speechless. His treat was actually described as the sun coming out of the west. Fang Xiao picked up the menu and ordered a few more dishes. As soon as he finished ordering, Fatty and others all appeared outside the restaurant like a gust of wind. It was probably Fatty's life.
The fastest running speed occurs on the way to dinner.
Xiao Ran stood up and said hello, and several people rushed in, and the table was surrounded in an instant. Seeing that Fang Xiao was there, the fat man was a little embarrassed, touched his head, and said: "You two are in this world, we
Isn’t it appropriate to come here?”
"I specially invite you today to formally introduce our family Xiaoxiao to you. Although you have met several times, Xiaoxiao probably doesn't know your names yet. Please introduce yourselves first."
Xiao Ran said.
The fat man suddenly became even more nervous, and said a little coyly: "Brother Xiao, this is like an interview. Why don't you just introduce yourself?"
"Okay, let me introduce you. My wife Fang Xiao, majoring in dance from the Department of Art of Xihua University." Xiao Ran pointed at Fang Xiao and said. The fat man and others nodded sheepishly and did not dare to reach out to shake hands. Seeing the beauty
These guys all looked shy.
"This fat man's name is Qi Tiansheng. We usually call him Dasheng, or Fatty. This muscular man is Sun Peng, from Northeast China. Usually when we go to the cafeteria to eat, he is the one who grabs the seats. His muscles are only useful for this. The one opposite is
..." Xiao Ran introduced all the people in the dormitory one by one.
Although they all sat and sang together in the KTV outside Xihua and met in the cafeteria, Fang Xiao had almost never spoken to Fatty and others, and did not know their names. After Xiao Ran introduced them, everyone finally
Once they got to know each other, they were all young people, and Fang Xiao was relatively easy-going. After a few more words, Fatty and others showed their true colors, and they dared to say any vulgar words.
After the food was served, Fatty and the others, who were still chatting enthusiastically, suddenly stopped talking. It was as if everything had been discussed, and the voices of several people disappeared collectively. Then only the sound of chopsticks was heard, and Xiao Ran had already made a move.
He quickly picked up a few meat dishes with his chopsticks, and then went to grab the other dishes with his eyes wide open. In the blink of an eye, the three dishes that had just been served had not even the oily stars left. They were simply worse than those that had been washed.
The bowl is still clean.
Fang Xiao was dumbfounded. She looked at the three plates on the table and didn't understand the situation at all. Did she go to the wrong place and enter a refugee camp? After grabbing the food on the table, Fatty and others became polite again.
, went to get rice one by one, and then ate slowly.
Xiao Ran looked at Fang Xiao's dazed look and couldn't help but said: "What are you doing so stupidly? You were too slow and didn't get any of the food. Come on, I'll give you some." After saying that, he took some from his own bowl.
He gave half of the dishes to Fang Xiao, and then went to help Fang Xiao prepare rice.
Fang Xiao took two bites from the bowl, then leaned into Xiao Ran's ear and whispered softly: "Do you usually eat like this!?"
"Usually it's not like this. I usually eat what I've prepared. Once someone treats me, that's how it is now. You have to grab it, otherwise you can just stare at me. So I told you not to invite them to dinner, you still don't believe it.
, Do you regret it?" Xiao Ran educated him very arrogantly.
"I don't regret it, I just feel very surprised. It's like a refugee..." Fang Xiao muttered. Xiao Ran chuckled and whispered: "The main reason is that we don't have a fuel-efficient lamp in the dormitory, and it's hard to take advantage of anyone."
, so once someone can take advantage, everyone will rush to be the first, for fear of taking less. The motto of our dormitory is that if you don't take advantage, you are a bastard."
"...Birds of a feather flock together... No wonder you don't want to treat us. It seems that they don't want to treat us either. It's really scary to eat like this." Fang Xiao said with great understanding. Xiao Ran suddenly laughed, the fat man said
The others just focused on the food in the bowl and didn't care what Xiao Ran and his wife were saying.
Not long after, several more dishes were brought out one after another. This time Fang Xiao was prepared. Between the attack of five or six pairs of chopsticks, he managed to scoop up a few dishes into the bowl. Xiao Ran couldn't help but give her a thumbs up.
gave him a thumbs up and praised: "You have finally awakened."
The meal cost more than 200 yuan. You must know that the special dishes are only 15 yuan each. You can imagine how much these guys ate. During this period, Fang Xiao ordered several dishes. The fat man wiped it.
With his oily mouth, he said with great satisfaction: "I haven't eaten so well for a long time. Brother Xiao, thank you. When I lose weight to 120 pounds, I will also treat you to dinner, go to Shangri-La in the city or
ginkgo."
"Wow! Great Sage, you are so rich!" Fang Xiao couldn't help but sigh, Xiao Ran curled his lips and said: "Pull him down, he is so rich. Can his weight be reduced to 120 kilograms? This is a complete fantasy.
, something that is simply impossible to achieve, only this kind of thing he dares to use to make promises. Not to mention that he couldn't lose weight to 120 pounds during his lifetime, it is estimated that nature will take a year to decompose after death.
accomplish the goal."
"Haha... you actually saw through it..." Fatty said with a very obscene smile. Fang Xiao shook her head in confusion. This group of people was almost the same as Xiao Ran, they were all so nonsensical. But with this group of people, she
I still feel very relaxed and happy, and there are always some jokes.