On the first day after the top E-Sports Newcomer Competition, Xiao Ran and others skipped class in the morning. Only Qiu Feng went. Fortunately, there were a few days off because of the Newcomer Competition. Most people were afraid that the teacher would be very strict in roll call today.
So they all ran to class. When there were more people, it was very easy for Qiu Feng to help the people in the dormitory to deal with roll call. But the people around him looked at him strangely. After all, it was a bit embarrassing for one person to agree five times in a row.
People found it incredible, especially those honest people who had never done anything like this before. They stared at Qiu Feng like a monster.
Xiao Ran and others slept until noon. In order to prevent Fatty suddenly waking up in the morning and interrupting their sweet dreams, they used a tape recorder to record Fatty's snoring. When Qiu Feng left, they turned on the tape recorder and played it repeatedly. Because
Once the fat man's snoring stops, they will all wake up reflexively.
Qiu Feng returned to the dormitory after class and saw that these people were still sleeping, with the sun on his buttocks. He hurriedly turned off the recorder. Fatty woke up first and yelled: "Who turned off my snoring?"
!?" Qiu Feng raised his head under the bed and said, "You guys slept peacefully! You don't even plan to have lunch?"
The fat man stretched out. The midday sun had already illuminated the dormitory with golden light. Xiao Ran and others also woke up one after another, and then a group of people began to get dressed lazily. Qiu Feng sat down on the seat and picked up the clothes.
A book was used as a fan, and he said while fanning: "The old man who gave the lecture today said that we will be given key points in the final exam. As long as we memorize the key points, we will basically pass. If he said this, I guess
A few more people will be involved in skipping class again. Anyway, the key points will be drawn in the end, so it would be a waste of time to go to class now."
"Our university is like this. The English teacher said the same thing last time. There is no listening test in college English. There are only multiple-choice questions and fill-in-the-blank questions, plus an essay. The multiple-choice questions are almost all homework after class. Just memorize it.
Now, when the time comes to fill in the blanks, the teacher will highlight the key points in the text. If you memorize it, you will definitely get full marks. If you still fail the class, it can only be said that your memory is too poor!" Xiao Ran took over the words as soon as he got off the bed.
"Are you going to the physical education class in the afternoon?" Qiu Feng asked again. The fat man shook his head decisively when he heard this and said: "Every time we have a class, we boys are asked to run three laps. Damn it, I want to be exhausted."
Ah! Those girls only ran around once and each one said that their aunt was here, how can they be so unified!? I only heard that text messages can be sent in groups, can this aunt be able to send them in groups?"
"Damn it, Fatty, you are such a gangster! You don't exercise in gym class, so you pay attention to other people's aunts?" Sun Peng said with disdain. While the Fatty washed his face, he said: "You are a gangster! They find excuses not to run.
, I can also find excuses, so I said that I have Siberian Slavic Kazakh Khingan Ridge Syndrome muscular ectasia. The doctor said that I should not exercise strenuously and that I must walk slowly, otherwise my muscles will explode! The physical education teacher was confused at the time.
, didn’t dare to ask me to run anymore, so I stood by the playground and happened to hear the excuses those girls made because their aunt was here.”
"You're awesome! What kind of disease is that Siberian Lancelot? Why have I never heard of it?" Sun Peng looked at the fat man with reverence. The fat man put down the towel and said proudly: "I'll give it to you again.
"Go away! What Siberia, what Lanslavia, to put it bluntly, it is obesity! The muscles are swollen, you are fat! You are just fooling a fool like the ### physical education teacher!" Xiao Ran said disapprovingly. The fat man suddenly laughed.
, said: "Brother Xiao is still smart! But how can the physical education teacher know so much? I told him that this is an extremely rare disease in the world. It is impossible for people without a certain identity to suffer from this disease!"
"Fuck you! Your identity is fat, which means that only fat people can suffer from this disease, and no one else can! Nonsense, aren't all fat people suffering from obesity?" Xiao Ran ruthlessly exposed the fat man again. The fat man again
He laughed and said: "Brother Xiao, don't I want to package this up? Why do you say it so straightforwardly? Listen, obesity is so common and ugly! And Siberian Lancel Kazakh Khingan Ridge Syndrome Muscle Expansion Syndrome
When you hear a name like this, you will feel that it is very profound and professional! The name is long enough to attract attention!"
Xiao Ran was speechless. He picked up the cup and toothbrush and went to brush his teeth. Sun Peng and others were already laughing. Qiu Feng asked again: "It's understandable that the fat man doesn't go to physical education class. What about the others? Are there any others?"
Are you going?" Shao Feng and Zhuang Yi looked at each other, then raised their hands decisively and said in unison: "I'm not going either!"
"Why don't you two guys go?" Qiu Feng asked curiously. You must know that these two guys are quite active in physical education class. One is playing volleyball with the girls and the other is playing table tennis with the girls. They are both male and female.
Mixed doubles is also intoxicating. Why don’t these two guys go there today?
Shao Feng hesitated for a moment and said: "Last time we played table tennis in physical education class, I played doubles with a girl, and we were abused. The girl said that my skills were not good and she would not partner with me in the future. It hurt my heart so much.
, so I decided not to go to physical education classes in the future. I might as well go to an Internet cafe to get CF!"
Qiu Feng was speechless when he heard this. He looked at Zhuang Yi and said, "What about you? You were abused while playing volleyball with a girl, right?" Zhuang Yi shook his head decisively and said, "How is that possible!
!I am the little prince of volleyball!”
"Then why don't you go to physical education class? Could it be that your aunt is here too?" The fat man said with a smile. Zhuang Yi blushed, pushed the fat man, and said: "Fuck you, I am a pure man!"
Last time in physical education class, I played volleyball with those girls and it was a show of talent. I beat their team by myself, but after I hit five balls in a row and all of them hit their chests, they didn't let me participate. They didn't let me participate.
People say my playing style is too gangster, which is really unjust. They didn’t catch the ball themselves. If they had caught it, they wouldn’t have hit their chests!”
"What an injustice to you! If you hadn't gone in that direction every time, would you have hit that spot five times in a row? Rogue! Rogue!" Xiao Ran shook his head and said. Zhuang Yi suddenly felt extremely embarrassed and said:
"If you have to call me a hooligan in my playing style, it would be better to say that I am a hooligan in volleyball. He ran to that place on his own. It is none of my business. I am innocent!"
After Zhuang Yi finished speaking, he realized that no one seemed to be listening to his explanation. Xiao Ran grabbed the meal card on the table and said, "It seems that Lao Zhuang doesn't want to wash his face, so let's go eat!" Fatty and others
They all smiled and picked up their meal cards and walked out the door. Zhuang Yi then realized that while he was talking, these guys had washed up. He suddenly became anxious and grabbed a towel and said: "Wait a minute for me.
Ah, I'm very quick! I've just... left, it's so unfaithful!"
When we arrived outside the dormitory, the sunlight was a bit dazzling. A group of people who had just woken up from sleeping in felt that they could not open their eyes. Qiu Feng asked Xiao Ran again on the way and said, "Are you going to physical education class?" Xiao Ran smiled.
, said: "I'm going. Because I can't think of any reason not to go. Fatty and the others are so wretched that they can come up with such low-level reasons, and some people still believe them!"
"Dapeng, are you going?" Xiao Ran bumped into Sun Peng who was next to him. Sun Peng nodded and said, "I'll go too. I saw you playing basketball very handsome last time. I want to learn it too. How about sports?"
Please teach me a lesson. With my height and physical fitness, I should be able to play basketball, right?"
"Not only is it possible, you are born for basketball! It's a waste if you don't play basketball!" Xiao Ran looked at Sun Peng's muscles and said with envy. Sun Peng was overjoyed and said with a smile: "Really!? Then
I must learn to play basketball."
The cafeteria was noisy. Many people came directly to the cafeteria after class without putting their books away. Every window for serving food was full of people. After waiting for more than ten minutes, several people finally got their food.
We took a seat and sat down together to start eating.
The fat man glanced around while eating. After scanning the cafeteria with his wretched eyes for a few times, he was disappointed and said: "Yi Qiuling didn't come to the third cafeteria to eat today!"
"Maybe in the fourth canteen, or in the first and second canteens. People also need a change of taste and environment!" Xiao Ran said lightly. In fact, he still hoped to see Yi Qiuling come here to eat, because he couldn't see Yi Qiuling.
, he was worried that what he said last night was too much and made Yi Qiuling so angry that she didn't even come to eat.
Until Zhuang Yi came over to finish the meal, Yi Qiuling did not show up. Xiao Ran couldn't help but feel a little worried. After returning to the dormitory, a group of people played games, watched movies, and took naps.
, those who read novels read novels, and those who listen to music listen to music. The lunch life of college students is generally like this, and it is similar in every school.
At 2:30 in the afternoon, Xiao Ran, Sun Peng and Qiu Feng left the dormitory to go to physical education class on the football field. Fatty was fast asleep in the dormitory, Shao Feng was playing CF on Fatty's computer, and Zhuang Yi used Sun
Watch movies on Peng's computer.
Top's physical education classes are all held on the football field. First, they gather at the football field for roll call, then they run a few laps around the football field to warm up, and then they do exercises. After all these are done, there are only activities, but the physical education teacher usually
Organize some people who lack exercise to play volleyball and the like.
During the assembly, Xiao Ran and the others stood in the last row, and then when the roll call started, they each agreed to help the three people in the dormitory. The teacher stood in the front and didn't come to the back to see, so they just got through. Due to the top's
Regardless of the number, there are naturally more students, so there may be three or five classes taking physical education classes at the same time, and these three or five classes may be from different departments.
Xiao Ran saw that there were three other classes on the court, and he didn't know which department they were from so far away. Later, when he started running, people from several classes were mixed together, and several physical education teachers couldn't tell the difference.
I don’t know the class. People like Xiao Ran and others like to cause trouble, so naturally they sneak into the queues of other classes, causing chaos and the girls screaming again and again.