After listening to Zhan Long's words, Xiao Ran suddenly felt that this guy was actually a good person, and he was not arrogant. It was just that his teammates were extremely popular with him. So he stretched out his hand to shake the opponent's hand, and then said: "I
Nice to meet you too. But if you lose, you lose. I am willing to admit defeat. I will not come to this Internet cafe again in the future. But please let me surf the Internet for two or three more hours. I still have something to do!"
"Brother, actually you don't need to care so much... You can stay as long as you want." Zhan Long said indifferently. Xiao Ran shook his head and said: "No. A person should have integrity. No matter what, I have learned a lot from you.
Less stuff, this will be very helpful to improve my sniping skills."
After saying that, Xiao Ran sat down and clicked on the q|q message. Seeing that he was so serious, Zhan Long had no choice but to sigh and walk back. When Xiao Ran clicked on the message, it turned out to be Fang Xiao, who had sent three messages in a row.
Xiao Ran smiled bitterly when he saw the content of the message.
"Xiao Ran, here I come!" This is the first one.
"What are you doing, why are you ignoring me!?" This is the second one.
"Die Xiao Ran, just ignore me... Now the emperor is far away, if you don't obey, I will deal with you when you go back to school! Humph!" This is the third one, the first two are fine, see
Xiao Ran became depressed on the third post, and he hurriedly replied: "Xiaoxiao, I just saw the message, I just went to the toilet, I'm sorry."
Fang Xiao soon replied: "It took you so long to go to the toilet!? It takes more than ten minutes. Even if I ask you to squat for ten minutes, your legs can't stand it! Don't fool me and tell me honestly, why did you go there?"
"Damn...this little girl has learned to reason!" Xiao Ran thought depressedly, and then replied: "I'm not constipated...so..."
"Fart! You were fine at school, but you were constipated when you came back. Who are you kidding?"
"Wow! Xiaoxiao, your ears are really good. You can hear me farting from such a distance... This is enough to prove that I have an uncomfortable stomach. I have been in school for a long time and I am used to everything, so it is fine. But once
I feel acclimated when I get home."
"Go away! You've been at home for nearly twenty years, how long have you been at school? Besides, your home and school are in the same city, so there's no way you can adapt to the climate. You kid won't tell the truth, right? I have a way
Take care of you and come out right away to go shopping with me!"
The most severe punishment a woman can give a man is to ask a man to go shopping with her. Shopping with a woman is simply a form of torture for a man. When he encounters a woman who spends money lavishly, she goes shopping like crazy as soon as she enters the mall, and the man immediately becomes a porter.
, and you have to dig out your pocket, contribute money and effort.
It is not a blessing to meet a woman who is a little bit more sensible. She will always buy something she likes. And because she is sensible enough, such a woman will never blindly consume. She will shop around, so she will shop in this store.
After going to that store, I walked around from one mall to that mall and suddenly found that the first one was cheaper. Then I went back and the man following me was probably almost exhausted.
Women who spend money lavishly and women who spend wisely are both pretty good. At least shopping has some purpose. But there is a kind of woman who purely regards shopping as a kind of fun. She can buy nothing and then visit all the malls.
Over and over again, she would try on all the clothes. After trying them on, she would ask if they looked good. No matter how she answered, she would not buy them. Then she would change them and continue shopping, as if it would never end. This made the man feel very desperate because he did not know when.
That's the size.
These three types of women are very troublesome for the men who follow them when shopping, but there is also a kind of woman who not only helps herself choose clothes, but also helps her man choose clothes. So the two of them toss together, and the man keeps trying on clothes.
, it’s even more tiring in this way. Although a man feels that a woman cares about him and can think of buying him clothes, most men are the kind of people who like a piece of clothing and immediately pay for it and leave. It’s easy and hassle-free. Very few men do this.
Tried and tried.
Women seem to be born with a magical ability to go shopping. If they were asked to run 800 meters, they would probably be out of breath and give up halfway through the run. But when shopping, they can often burst out with amazing perseverance and walk for several hours.
It's just like everyone else. Men are also very strange. They usually play basketball for an hour or two without any problem, but once they go shopping with a woman, they start to show fatigue after visiting only three or five stores. After that, they only need to enter a store.
He first found a place to sit, and waited until the woman finished trying on the clothes before standing up and following her.
In fact, men who are able to go shopping with women and dare to go shopping with women all have certain financial strength, because women shopping means consumption, except of course women who only go shopping but do not consume. After all, such women are in the minority. And Xiao Ran found out
Today's economic situation is on the verge of bankruptcy. When Fang Xiao asked him to go shopping with him, he was immediately frightened out of his wits and quickly replied: "Daughter-in-law, I was wrong. I'll recruit, I'll recruit everything. I just told him
I was delayed because I had a CF shot."
"Damn, I asked you to come to q|q to chat with me. It's better for you to play games with others! You clearly don't value me. What do you think is more important, the game to me?" Although Fang Xiao's expression was not visible, but
Xiao Ran knew that she must have pouted her lips when typing these words.
Women always like to ask men to answer multiple-choice questions, such as which one is more important, games and me, and which one is more important, work and me? The most classic, clichéd and difficult-to-answer multiple-choice question is when she and the man’s mother fall into the water at the same time, who should be saved first?
question.
After more than 20 years of struggling in the examination room, going through wind and rain, and going through many life and death situations, I finally made it to graduation. I thought I would never have to take exams again, and I would never have to do multiple-choice questions again. Who knew that I would marry someone else?
A question-producing teacher comes back and spends his whole life doing multiple-choice questions! This is probably the helplessness of many men nowadays.
Xiao Ran was helpless when he saw this question, but he said without hesitation: "Of course you are important, but you weren't online yet at that time, so I just played with someone for a while. When you came, the game had already started.
I can’t withdraw, so I can only reply to you after finishing the call.”
"Okay, I'll spare you. It's not interesting for us to chat online. How about we go to Happy Valley later?" Fang Xiao suggested.
"Happy Valley is a bit far away. We can't go there for long now. How about we go there in the morning the day after tomorrow and then come back in the evening."
"Why do you have to do it the day after tomorrow? Can't you do it tomorrow?"
"My dad wants to buy me a computer tomorrow, and we are going to the Digital Plaza to check it out, so I don't have time to spend time with you."
"Oh. I live not far from Digital Plaza. How about I come and hang out with you?"
Xiao Ran was shocked when he saw Fang Xiao's words. If Fang Xiao really came, how would he explain it to his parents? It would be too early to even meet them. So he hurriedly said: "No, buy a computer."
That’s all, I won’t bother you with it!”
"Hmph, don't you want your parents to see me? Are you afraid that they will be dissatisfied with me?"
"No...no! Why do you think so? It's true. A beautiful woman like you who is extremely graceful, graceful, charming, popular among thousands of boys, has a stunning appearance, and is a strange man of the generation.
I am fascinated by you. How could my parents be dissatisfied with you? They will definitely say that this brat has done so many good things in his previous life that he can find such a good woman with both talent and beauty, both inside and outside.
."
"Go away, stop flattering me!" Fang Xiao was actually smiling at the computer. Although Xiao Ran's words were very exaggerated, they were compliments after all, so she couldn't help but be happy.
"This is what I say from the bottom of my heart. I really regret that I did not study Chinese. Otherwise, I could think of more gorgeous words to describe your beauty. No matter what words of praise are used for you, they are not excessive at all. I
I just regret that I can think of so few words!”
"Okay, stop talking nonsense. If you keep talking, I will become an alien. How are you going to spend this afternoon? Are you just going to keep chatting with me?"
"It's also a very nice thing to chat with you. If you feel bored, how about I teach you how to play CF?"
"Is that game really that fun? I think it's very violent."
"It's not violent, even if it's violent, it's still violent aesthetics. And there are also many girls playing it. Think about it, a girl wearing a combat uniform and holding a gun, how heroic she looks!"
"Oh, let me try it. Is it difficult to operate?"
"It's not difficult, it's quite simple. Famous teachers make great disciples. As long as I'm here, I will definitely teach you."
"Are you great?"
"That's... I think back then... I was called a desperado!"
"Wow! You are so powerful, why are you called an outlaw? Is it because you are not afraid of death?"
"Uh... no, it's because I died too many times and was always on the run... so..."
"Hahaha... Then what kind of famous teacher are you?"
"Although I am not a famous teacher, it is not difficult to teach you. Do you have the game CF on your computer?"
"No, I never play games."
"Oh, then I will send you a URL, you can download it, and then I will teach you how to install it..." Xiao Ran found the download address of the official website and sent it to Fang Xiao, and then chatted with Fang Xiao while waiting for her to finish downloading.
After Fang Xiao finished downloading, Xiao Ran told her how to install it. After the installation, Fang Xiao was asked to log in with her QQ account. After entering, Xiao Ran thought of a nickname for her, Xiao Xiao. The two people's names were combined, and the two
The pronunciations of the characters are also very similar.
Fang Xiao originally protested, saying why he was not called Fang Ran, but then Xiao Ran explained patiently: "In ancient times, women were married to their husbands. After you marry into the Xiao family, you will be called Fang of the Xiao family.
Naturally, your surname must be placed first, and after you marry me, others will definitely call you Mrs. Xiao, and they will never call you Mrs. Fang. Mrs. Fang is a range hood!"
The two argued for a while, and finally Fang Xiao compromised. After entering the game, the two opened QQ voice, and then Xiao Ran guided Fang Xiao to buy an M4 and a Sand Eagle. After everything was ready, Xiao Ran opened a password room.
First, I taught Fang Xiao alone how to move forward and backward, how to turn, how to shoot and other basic operations.