"Damn, you're back! Haha! I've been waiting for you for a long time!"
A strange voice came from behind Hua Luoyang, which seemed to be very inconsistent with the surrounding environment. It gave people a strange feeling. Anyone who was less timid would have been scared to the point of weakening his legs.
. However, they were a little unlucky and met Hua Luoyang.
Since Hua Luoyang got the superpower, he has become a monster genius overnight. Not only is he good at using his brain, but he has also been promoted to the rank of master in no time.
Hua Luoyang looked around, and with the help of the dim street lights, he vaguely saw three black figures shaking somewhere. They seemed to be holding some sticks and fruit knives, and there were a few dazzling white lights in them. It should be the light emitted from the knives.
Caused by the above.
"Who are you? What are you doing here?" Hua Luoyang looked coldly at the three black figures in front of him and said with a sinister smile.
"You don't have to worry about who we are. Have you offended anyone recently? You will know who sent us here! As for what we are doing? Haha, it's a joke. Now we will let you know what we are going to do!" One of the men in black said
The man said in his unique hoarse voice.
As soon as the words fell, the three figures immediately jumped up together and flew straight towards Hua Luoyang.
Now Hua Luoyang is not a little lamb to be slaughtered, and of course he will not sit still and wait for death. At this critical moment, Hua Luoyang exploded in an instant.
As quiet as a virgin and as active as a rabbit. Hua Luoyang was like a rock, unmoving until the three men in black jumped up! However, when they were about to arrive, Hua Luoyang suddenly looked like a cheetah,
He suddenly ran forward from where he was, like a bomb that exploded in an instant, shooting forward angrily.
The three men in black were a little surprised. Although their boss had told him that this vendor might be a bit difficult to deal with and probably had some skills, he didn't tell him that he was so awesome!
Just when they were a little dazed, a voice suddenly sounded from behind that made their hair stand on end: "Hello, three brothers! Why are you standing there? Come on, come on! Let's get together!"
Like three idiots, the three of them looked behind each other and saw only a black figure with a dangling leg stretched out from it. Just as they were wondering, they suddenly felt something brushing the bottom of their feet.
, then they all lost their balance, and then a burst of severe pain came, and they all staggered and fell to the ground.
"So vulnerable?" Hua Luoyang clapped his hands, walked forward casually, looked at the three so-called "assassins" in front of him, then walked into one of them with short hair, grabbed him by the collar, and smiled.
Then he asked: "Tell me! Who is it? The one who ordered you to come here?" His right hand immediately clicked on an acupuncture point on his body, and then a heartbreaking pain instantly spread throughout his body.
"Ah——" A scream came from the dark alley, and some people passing by were instantly frightened and hurriedly stopped or turned around and left.
In the alley, Hua Luoyang was still looking at the three of them with a smile, as if waiting for their answer.
"Okay, okay! I say! I say! It was Master Lin Cong who asked us to come. In addition to asking us to ambush you on the way, he also asked us to knock you out and then throw you directly into the wild!" The one whose acupuncture points were tapped
Yes, he immediately said in every possible way to please him. After saying that, he looked at Hua Luoyang longingly, his meaning could not be more obvious.
Hua Luoyang sneered and said, "It's indeed him. It seems that this kid has gotten into trouble with me! Hey, find a time to go and meet him." After that, he got up and walked to his dormitory.
"Well, Master Yang, can you stay?"
"What? Pickled prawns? Hehe, I'm sorry, I don't know how to marinate prawns. You can find someone else!" Hua Luoyang said with a joking look on his face.
"Brother, Brother Hua, I was wrong. Please help me unlock my acupuncture points, please? I really want to die now!" The man in black who had his acupoints acupuncture was no longer reserved and started crying somewhere.
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However, it’s no wonder that the man in black cried and begged for mercy, because this feeling was too unbearable. All the bones in his body felt like being bitten by ants. It was extremely itchy, but he couldn’t scratch it!
"If this continues, I will go crazy! Brother, Brother Hua, please let me go! You have a lot of money, please let me go! This feeling is really uncomfortable! If you don't help me untie it, I will
I think I will bite my tongue and commit suicide later!" The man in black continued to beg for mercy in pain!
"Don't worry! I, Hua Luoyang, am a very reasonable person. Your acupuncture points will be automatically unlocked in an hour. However, remember, within this hour, you are not allowed to drink water or eat. Not even a drop.
! Remember! Otherwise, you will be responsible for the consequences!" Hua Luoyang continued walking without looking back, leaving behind these words.
After returning to the dormitory, Hua Luoyang changed into a set of cleaner clothes and was happily preparing to go out for dinner. Suddenly, there was a rapid knock on the door.
"Dong-dong-dong! Dang-dong-dong!"
Hua Luoyang walked forward quickly and opened the door to the room. His friend Zhang Xueyong walked in. Today he was wearing extremely serious clothes, which was indeed a bit abnormal.
Black trousers, black leather shoes, and black tie. Except for the blue and white shirt underneath, everything else is pitch black.
"Hua Luoyang, you can do it! It's only your first day, you should have made a lot of money, right?" Zhang Xueyong walked in and said.
Hua Luoyang looked Zhang Xueyong up and down, fiddled with his slightly crooked buttons, and then asked: "Brother Yong, are you going to attend If You Are the One? Or are you going on a date with us?"
Why are you dressed so neatly today? Don't you look like you normally do?"
"Damn it! You can't pick something nice to say, and you don't know that your brother and I are going to the execution ground today! Why do you think a man is already old when he passes thirty-five? What's wrong with me being single? I'm single
Who is blocking whom?" It turned out that Zhang Xueyong was going to go on the 368th blind date after waiting for a while. For the previous 367 blind dates, it was almost either that he was unwilling or the woman didn't like him.
Therefore, his parents were so anxious that they almost tied him back and asked those women to come over and breed with him!
"Haha! Brother Yong, just accept your fate! Who told you not to find him earlier! This is called a young man who doesn't work hard and a boss is miserable!" Meng said with a smile.
Zhang Xueyong continued with a tragic face: "Alas! As the saying goes, who will go to hell if I don't go to hell! Who told me that I am the ninth generation of our old Liu family! In terms of the family planning policy, our family is a model family.
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"Shit! Are you still a model? If you respond so actively to the government, why doesn't the government deserve a wife for you?" Hua Luoyang directly despised Zhang Xueyong.
"Eh? Where are you going, kid?" Zhang Xueyong knew that he would never win against Hua Luoyang in a verbal battle, so he immediately changed the subject.
"We're going out to eat! Are you going out? How about we come together?" Hua Luoyang said as he quickly put on his shoes and walked out of the room.
Zhang Xueyong immediately slapped the back of his head, shouted, and said: "Oops! I almost forgot! I was making soup just now and forgot to turn off the flame. I died. There is no one at home! Leave now and come back to you when I have time.
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Zhang Xueyong disappeared in an instant like smoke.
Hua Luoyang looked at Zhang Xueyong's back, shook his head helplessly, and said: "Brother, I hope you can find a wife who can take care of you as soon as possible!"
Then, Hua Luoyang closed the door and walked outside humming a small tune.
Arriving at the "Chopsticks Le" fast food restaurant, Hua Luoyang strolled in, found an empty seat, sat down, and ordered a hand-shredded chicken rice.
Although Hua Luoyang sat down, he was not idle. Apart from looking around, he was still muttering in his mind about what flour ingredients he would buy later. After all, his sesame cakes were selling so well, it seemed like they would be good.
Do some research and see if you can change the technique to make the biscuits even more delicious!
"Hello, sir! The shredded chicken rice you asked for has been sold out. I'm really sorry, can I give you something else?" A sweet-looking waiter suddenly walked up to Hua Luoyang and said.
Hua Luoyang looked disappointed when he heard this, and was about to tell the waiter to ask for another portion when he suddenly heard a scream not far away.
"Ah, no!"
Immediately, everyone in the store was shocked by the cry, and they all turned their attention to the direction where the sound came from.
I saw another waiter with the same sweet appearance covering her plump breasts with his hands, and sobbing with tears in his eyes. Opposite him was a man with a shaved head and tattoos all over his body.
He looked at her with a wicked smile.
"Pang Xiaohong, what's wrong with you?" The beautiful waiter standing in front of Hua Luoyang quickly ran to the scene of the incident and asked with concern.
"Sister Meimei, he, he, he acted like a hooligan and touched my - breast -" When the waiter named Pang Xiaohong heard this, she cried even louder and almost broke down in tears.
"Why are you crying! Little girls, don't they always say that customers are God these days? What does it mean for me, a God, to touch your hands? Haha!" The bald man shook his head ruthlessly and said he didn't care.
said in a tone of voice.
"You! How can you talk to me! If a big girl is insulted by you, I can sue you for indecent assault anytime, anywhere!" The beautiful waitress named Sister Meimei looked at the bald head with an expression of indignation on her face.
The man said.
The person called Sister Meimei is the lobby manager of this Chopsticks Restaurant, and her full name is Huang Meimei. Pang Xiaohong is the college student with the highest academic qualifications that she personally recruited, so they usually have the best relationship!
"You bitch, you dare to talk to our Big Viagra like this, do you want us to kill you on the spot?" There were five hooligans at the bald man's table, and everyone was irritated.
I know they are all not good birds! One of them slapped his hand on the table, stood up with a swish, pointed at Wu Mei and cursed loudly.
"Hey! Let that girl go! Also, your mouth is so mean, I have to seal it!" Suddenly, Hua Luoyang walked forward and looked at the man who had just finished ranting with a mean smile.