"This is the underworld. You are dead, so of course you can only stay here. What? Are you still dreaming about going to heaven?"
"Ah? No way? I have such a good character, how could I go to hell?"
Looking at the dark walls around him, Hua Luoyang's mood immediately hit rock bottom. He was thinking, is this really the legendary hell? But even if it is hell, at least one or two ghosts must be seen.
Right? It felt like he was just talking to the air. However, even so, it still made Hua Luoyang feel creepy.
"Haha, your character? You actually have the nerve to say this? Don't even look at where this is? Hell, you know? In hell, if you want to lie, you will go to the eighteenth level of hell!" The air is still there!
Like a ferocious face, he continued to utter cynicism.
"Damn! Who are you? Why do you say this is hell? Why don't I see a trace of hell?" Hua Luoyang asked into the air.
"Ouch"
In just one second, Hua Luoyang's surroundings immediately changed. There were gusts of cold wind, and what appeared in front of him was a familiar scene that was no longer familiar. A mahogany desk where ancient county magistrates tried cases.
There is a plaque hanging directly above the desk. However, the words on it are really chilling!
"The Hall of Hell in the Underworld"!
Hua Luoyang still couldn't believe that what he was seeing was real.
"How's it going? Do you believe it?" A monster with a horse face and a body dressed as an ancient official staff slowly walked over and said with a smile.
"You have a bull's head and a horse's face?" Hua Luoyang couldn't believe it. He didn't feel scared at all. On the contrary, there was a trace of inexplicable excitement.
"Don't be excited, just think about it! Let me tell you the latest news. Since you still have a mission, you won't come down so early. It will take at least a hundred years before you can see me again.
Let's go! Let's go back to where we came from." Ma Mian said coldly, then walked directly to Hua Luoyang, gently tapped his forehead with his hand, and then Hua Luoyang
I felt my consciousness began to blur, and all the questions were pushed back into my stomach again.
…
It smells so good! It smells really good!
Huh? Why are there two basketballs here? Who is so unethical and leaves them everywhere. Really!
After Hua Luoyang cursed, he planned to pick up the two basketballs with his own hands.
Huh? It’s so soft, why does it feel so good when pinched? It feels like a pair of peaks of a woman, it feels so good! It feels so damn good! Let me squeeze a little harder to make it more comfortable! Haha!
"Ah~ gangster! Pervert, dirty!"
"Snapped!"
Hua Luoyang only felt a harsh female scream coming from his ears, and then he felt a sharp pain in his cheek. His whole body bounced up instantly, then he opened his eyes wide and shouted loudly: "Who? Who is so fucking brave?
, you actually dare to hit me in the face, believe it or not, I will beat you!"
"Huh! Beat me! If you can, beat me to death! Sister, I have seen more gangsters than you have eaten! Get your dirty hands away quickly, or I will call the police?" A man wearing a dress
The nurse in uniform was pointing her slender finger at Hua Luoyang and scolding loudly with a face full of grief and anger.
Ah? Let go? What let go?
Hua Luoyang was suddenly at a loss and thought about scratching the back of his head with his hands. Only then did he realize that his two big hands had actually "one-handedly grasped" the two majestic figures of the nurse!
Damn it! No wonder it felt so good just now! It seems that I even increased my strength and pinched it hard several times! It's over! Will someone sue me for indecent assault? And my expression just now seemed like I was enjoying it.
Same.
"Um, Miss Nurse, I really didn't mean it just now, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!" Hua Luoyang didn't dare to hesitate anymore, and immediately laughed with her and apologized repeatedly.
"Hmph! Do you call this an apology? Where are your hands? It feels good, right?" The nurse snorted coldly, then scolded her.
Only then did Hua Luoyang realize that his own hand was still shamelessly holding the nurse girl's hand, without any sign of letting go.
Hua Luoyang finally reacted and quickly retracted his hand, but the ecstatic soft feeling in his hand still lingered in his mind, and it was estimated that it would be difficult to dissipate for a while.
"Yes, yes, I'm sorry, I didn't mean it. I didn't react for a while, so I forgot to let go!" Hua Luoyang continued to explain. But the more he explained like this, the more it seemed that he did it on purpose, like the kind of person who got an advantage and returned it.
Just like a good person.
"Hmph! Reach over here and draw your blood. Today you have to perform two and a half examinations! You bastard, why haven't you reached over here yet? You still want to come, right?" Having said that, the big-breasted nurse was really tough and opened her mouth.
Shut up and keep talking about the fact that you were attacked on the chest just now, which actually feels like a bit of enjoyment.
"I don't dare, I don't dare!" Hua Luoyang hurriedly explained like a little kid who had done something wrong, blushing and sighing in his heart, "Beauty! It's not that I don't want to! It's that I don't dare! And you
The ### of my chest is a bit too big! Even if I put both hands together, I still can’t grasp it!”
"You! You gangster, do you believe this? When I drew your blood later, I accidentally drained your blood? I turned you into a mummy!" The beautiful nurse looked at Hua with a fierce expression.
Luoyang, and then threatened.
Hua Luoyang had already begun to enjoy the fun of chatting with the beautiful woman, so he continued to tease each other back and forth with the beautiful nurse.
Next, the beautiful nurse began to draw blood from Hua Luoyang. The meticulous look of the beautiful nurse made Hua Luoyang completely fascinated. As the saying goes, serious women are the most beautiful! This sentence is used in
It looks more appropriate on the beautiful nurse.
Just when Hua Luoyang was enjoying the personal service of the beautiful nurse, suddenly, a courier wearing a blue "Backwind Express" overalls walked in from outside the door, walked up to him quickly, and then stood between the beautiful nurse and Hua Luoyang.
Under the slightly astonished gaze, the person took out a pretty package from his black shoulder bag.
"Hello, sir! Are you Mr. Hua Luoyang?"
"Well, I am! Do you have my express delivery?" Hua Luoyang asked with a smile.
"This is the ward. If you deliver a courier, why are you delivering it to the hospital?" The beautiful nurse who had just finished drawing Hua Luoyang's blood looked at the man who delivered the courier with a slightly wrong expression and said coldly.
"Haha, I'm sorry, Miss Nurse, I'm just making ends meet. I hope you can be accommodating. I'm going home to get married tomorrow morning. After seeing this gentleman off, I will officially quit the express delivery industry. So.
, please be accommodating and let me finish this takeaway, okay?" the courier guy said with a pleading look on his face.
"Hmph! Come on, I'll give you ten minutes. I'll finish it in ten minutes, and then you can leave!"
"Okay! Thank you!"
The courier guy smiled happily, and then skillfully tore off the top document from the package and asked Hua Luoyang to sign it.
Hua Luoyang felt a thump in his heart and felt that something was wrong, but he couldn't remember it for a while.
"Swish, swish, swish"
The three words "Hua Luoyang" were quickly signed on the document as if they were flying in the air.
"Thank you! Mr. Hua, I wish you a speedy recovery and come to visit us!" The courier man quickly put away the receipt that Hua Luoyang had just signed, and then said a few quick congratulations to him.
Quickly fled the scene.
"Hey! Why do I feel something is wrong? Open that package quickly and see what's inside?" The beautiful nurse also asked curiously.
Normally, Hua Luoyang would definitely be angry at others yelling at him, but he didn't know what was going on now. Instead of letting go of his anger, he obediently picked up the package and began to open it.
.
It can be seen that the package is very delicate and beautiful
"Hiss—" After Hua Luoyang opened the package, the first thing that caught his eye was a very haggard photo of Huo Mengmeng. Hua Luoyang judged that Huo Mengmeng's life should not be in danger for the time being. However, judging from the photo,
When I came up, I found out that the place she was in should also be a karaoke place, because it could be judged from the lights and decorations next to it.
"If you want her to survive, you must obey your orders!"
On the back of the photo, the above words are written.
"Huh? How come there is such a sentence? Is the one in it your girlfriend? So beautiful! But why is she so haggard? It seems that she hasn't eaten enough for several days." The beautiful nurse leaned over.
Come, take a closer look, then look confused, and then ask.
"Haha, I'm just kidding. This is my girlfriend. She is a senior majoring in acting at Yanjing Film Academy. She just graduated this year and just joined the crew of "Far Island". She sent this deliberately to scare me,
Haha, you thought I was frightened by her in this photo, haha, you are looking down on me." Naturally, Hua Luoyang would not let the beautiful nurse know so much, so he thought about it and started talking nonsense.
However, the beautiful nurse really believed it, especially when she heard Hua Luoyang say the word "girlfriend", she actually looked a little disappointed.
"It turns out that he already has a girlfriend, why do I feel a little heartache?" the beautiful nurse thought in despair.
"Hey! What's wrong with you? Could it be that you have fallen in love with me? Are you jealous when you heard me say that I have a girlfriend? Or are you disappointed?" Hua Luoyang said deliberately.
"Bah! Only a ghost likes you. I was thinking about another thing just now, and I just felt a little sad. You? Haha, save it!" the beautiful nurse defended repeatedly.
"Haha, woman! You always mean what you say!" Hua Luoyang said with a smile, looking at the beautiful nurse with eyes full of amusement.