Oh my God, did I hear you right? You actually asked me, Li Tian, to be a magic stick! I just got engaged to two beauties, and my father beat me up. It’s good, I haven’t even met the emperor yet.
When you meet a monk, do you still have professional ethics? Isn't this a ploy? I don't want to be a monk.
The divine envoy was still smiling there, but no matter how Li Tian looked at him, he looked like a face that needed a beating. Anger started in his heart, and evil grew in his courage. If he kept doing nothing, the worst he could do would be to flee the world again, to another country.
Go, you don’t need to apply for a passport anyway.
"How about it, child of God, why don't you quickly salute your master, the envoy of God?" The envoy of God was still intoxicated with himself.
"I said, Brother Divine Envoy, you are not much older than me. As for me, I still have a lot of things to do. Therefore, I cannot join your organization and want to live a normal life." Li Tian stared intently.
Look at the angel.
The envoy, who was still intoxicated with himself, was so surprised that he almost fell to the ground, "What? You dare to disobey God's order, and you call me brother? You, you~~."
"Okay, don't pretend to be elegant with me. In the past, we were peers. It's not easy for you to be a magic stick. From now on, we can't do anything wrong." Looking at this fool, Li Tian really didn't want to
Destroy his self-confidence.
"God, forgive me, he turned out to be a devil in hell. Just wait, I will ask Your Majesty to ask you to be a poor man forever, or no, I will ask you to be a eunuch." The face of God was a little deformed with anger.
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"Mom, you dare to threaten me. It's too vicious. I told you to threaten, I called you eunuch, I called you..." Li Tian was beaten violently, but fortunately there was no one around. Mr. Liu thought that the divine envoy had some secrets.
There was something wrong, so everyone was evacuated.
"Ah!~~Oh my God,~~my sun god~~I will fight with you." The angel who was still screaming went crazy, grabbed Li Tian's hair, clamped his legs, and
Unprepared, Li Tian suddenly stumbled to the ground, and the two of them rolled into a ball.
"Let's have a show. If you dare to play dirty, I won't beat you to death." As he said this, Li Tian also went to catch him, but when he touched his bald head, he remembered that he had taken a big advantage in this regard.
, if you can’t scratch your hair, scratch your ears. Oh my god, it looks like two shrews are fighting over their wives.
Li Tian had had fights before, and he had been chopping wood and carrying water for the past six months, so his body was pretty strong. But at this moment, Li Tian knew that the most tiring thing in the world was for a shrew to fight with his wife. After a while, the two of them were exhausted and out of breath.
Shh, but no one lets go.
"Let me go"
"Let go first"
"Damn it"
"You son of a bitch"
###, finally pushed this magician into a frenzy, and started to curse each other. From the sky to the ground, from animals to plants, the two people cursed each other in a way that shocked the world, and they even ended up in a tie.
Two faces were spattered with spit, one had his hair in his hands, and the other had his ears in his hands.
"Boy, you have the guts. No one in Da'an dares to do this to me. I really admire you."
"You're a bastard. You pretend to be sanctimonious in front of people every day, but you never thought you'd curse people worse than me."
"You are not bad at each other. If you let go first, I won't cause any trouble for you."
"Damn, who are you fooling? I believe what the magician says. I'm telling you, if you don't solve the problem today, I will drag you to death. Anyway, you are barefoot and not afraid of wearing shoes."
"###比,what do you want."
"Give me a guarantee."
"Okay, I swear in the name of God~~"
"Stop, I don't believe that guy, try another method." Li Tiancai won't be fooled unless he is given some truth.
"Grandma, what do you want me to do?" The magic stick was really anxious. He had never experienced such grievances.
"Write a guarantee that you will never mention this matter again in the future, and you will not be allowed to retaliate."
"Damn, you're smarter than a monkey. Just write, but you're not allowed to tell anyone what happened today, or I won't let you go."
"Okay, I'll call one, two, three and let go."
Both of them sat on the ground. Li Tian's scalp was scratched so much that it hurt, and the magic stick's ears were pulled by Li Tian so that they hung down from his shoulders and became bigger.
The magician looked at Li Tian viciously and gritted his teeth.
"What are you looking at? There is pen and paper on the table. Write it down. I didn't pay attention to it just now. I asked you to grab your hair. If you don't write down, we will fight again. But this time, you will see it better." After that, Li Tianxiu said
The knife suddenly came into my hand, and I made a few tricks with it.
This really frightened the magician, "You, you, you still want to kill me."
"Hey, I'm not going to kill you, I'm just going to carve the word 'animal' on your face to see if you still have the nerve to be a magician in the future." For such a face-loving magician, this is more cruel than killing him.
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"Fuck, just write, but you are not allowed to show it to anyone. Otherwise, I will never write even if I am finished."
"Don't worry, this is my amulet. How can I let another person see it in this world? Then I will be dead. From now on, we will depend on each other."
The magic stick also understood that as long as he didn't find trouble with Li Tian, Li Tian would not dare to bring it out. After all, even if he was finished, the emperor would kill Li Tian to silence him for the sake of face.
"After reading the letter of guarantee written by the magic stick in his hand, and asking him to press his fingerprints and stamp the personal seal he brought with him, Li Tiancai smiled at him reassuringly.
"You're just laughing, look at me like this, with these clothes, how can I go out?"
"Tch, I say you are stupid, but you are really stupid. Ask your people to bring you some clothes, and then ask Mr. Liu's men to bring you a tray of bath water. Let's just wash up and change clothes in this room before going out. Don't talk to
I said you wouldn't panic."
After saying that, regardless of whether the magician agreed or not, he shouted to the door, "Come here, the magician has an order."
The magic stick pointed at Li Tian with a trembling finger and said "shameless".
When Master Liu's men heard the cry, they immediately came to the door and did not dare to come in: "Dear envoy of the gods, please give me your orders."
The magic stick cleared his throat and said to the door with a sacred look on his face: "The great sun god has just made a divine oracle. This god's child Li Tian will receive supreme blessings to wash away his sins.
spirit. Go and bring a bathtub filled with clean water, and ask my servant to deliver a brand new set of divine robes. Then go and get a new set of robes for this sinful child. I will turn on the light of God to eliminate his previous robes.
Sin. Go away, children of God, Alasica."
My mother, she is indeed a high-level magic stick. Her level is so high that she can't even talk nonsense. In front of him, Li Tian deeply feels that his level has declined.
After a while, four big men came in carrying a big bathtub, and the servant of the god also brought in two pairs of clothes. Without raising their heads, they respectfully stepped out and closed the door. Li Tian secretly walked in through the door.
Look, even Mr. Liu stood outside the door excitedly. Yes, this is the blessing of the Sun God, and not many people can enjoy it.
"Shengun, why did you become the supreme stickman at such a young age? Let's talk about it. I'll also learn a lesson and share experiences." Now the two of us are like grasshoppers on the same rope. It's better to have a heart-to-heart talk than to cheer each other up and pull each other along.
Add some emotion. Besides, now that the two of them are naked and soaking in a wooden barrel, they are really being honest with each other.
"I'm warning you, don't call me a stickman again."
"Okay, okay, don't bark when there are people around. Okay, let's talk."
"That was a long, long time ago..."
"Stop it, I don't want to hear Arab stories, let's do something dry."
"###," the god stick cursed, and then said: "The previous god envoy was my master, and he passed it on to me after he died."
"It's over, is it that simple?"
"Damn it, you haven't finished it yet, I'm already hungry." The magic stick said very dissatisfied.
"It's not easy to handle, it's up to me." After saying that, he shouted to the door: "Come here, the envoy of God is casting a spell and needs support. Please bring some food and wine in."
The magic stick cooperated and read loudly: "Great Sun God, although you are extremely kind, please accept the most sincere donation from your servant, Alaxiga."
There was a rush of activity outside the door. Master Liu was no longer here at this time. There were servants and followers waiting outside the door to listen.
Li Tian and Shen Guang looked at each other, stretched out their big thumb fingers at the same time, and said in unison: "I admire you."
Hey, I didn’t expect that as soon as I entered Beijing, I would be naked with my buttocks and a magic stick, drinking a small amount of wine. This world is really crazy.
To make a long story short, after seeing off the sacred and inviolable envoy of God, Grand Scholar Liu arranged for Li Tian to live in the Liu Mansion, waiting for His Majesty's edict to meet the Holy Spirit.
Academician Liu is too busy to see anyone every day. Li Tian should read more books and understand this crazy society. Otherwise, if something goes wrong when he meets His Majesty, his life may be in danger. Accompanying you is like accompanying a tiger.
After a few days of calm, he was interrupted by a sissy voice from a father-in-law, "In accordance with the imperial edict of His Majesty the Emperor of Da'an, Li Tian, a talented man from the Xuanping capital, enters the palace to meet the saint and express his gratitude."