Academician Liu Dong has been sighing these days. He thought he had found a good helper, but he didn't expect that after calling Qian Gui, the Minister of Rites, he was promoted to a governor and became a governor who was willing to die. It became the Da'an land in name only.
There is not even a single soldier in Da'an. At best, he is a governor. At worst, he is exiled from the army and may die in a foreign land.
This time, His Majesty the Emperor was so generous. He dispatched five thousand soldiers and horses to accompany Li Tian to Chaodu, and also gave him one hundred thousand taels of silver. However, there was a condition, which was that he would not send troops to pay tribute to the governor within three years, and the gods
The envoy only brought with him forty servants of the gods and slaves of the gods.
Li Tian rode a white horse and wore the governor's official robe. Behind him were five thousand soldiers with bright armor. One soldier held high a governor's flag with the word "Li" written on it.
But the divine messenger stood in a four-horse luxury car, facing the crowd seeing him off, pretending to be sacred and inviolable, and preached there: "Children of the Sun God, the light will always shine on you. I will soon
You'll be back soon, Alasiga." The crowd cheered loudly, and the magician had a satisfied smile on his face.
"Disgusting, these people are so damn sick!" Li Tian shouted, "The army is moving."
With an order, more than 5,000 people walked out of the capital in a mighty manner. Li Tian had never ridden a horse before. He was just showing off in the city and showed off his power. As soon as he left the city, within a few miles, his buttocks were unbearable and he shook his big hand.
Waved "stop" and the men and horses stopped.
"Why did it stop?" The envoy stretched out his head and asked in confusion.
"Then what, please stay away, I have a secret to tell the Lord God Envoy."
If the governor and the envoy wanted to talk, it must be a confidential matter. Li Tian's guards immediately withdrew seven or eight meters away, formed a circle, and were on guard.
"Well, I want to discuss something with you. You see, your car is so big, and it's boring to be alone. So, I will put down my arrogance and go in to chat with you, so that I won't feel lonely on the road.
Even if we have a little quarrel, it's okay." When he saw this car just now, Li Tian had plans to get in.
"This is the special car of the Divine Envoy. Even His Majesty the Emperor cannot sit in it. Do you think it is possible?" The Divine Advocate's eyes were full of sinister smiles.
"What, I can't ride a horse." ###, I have to tell the truth.
"Hehehehe, hahahaha, hehehe, I'm laughing so hard, my God, you finally open your eyes and let this despicable and shameless guy suffer all the way. It's best to turn his butt away from the navel to the
Let him fork it next, I praise you, Alaxiga." The joy of the magic stick is really Coca-Cola.
"You ### are competing. Say it again, I won't be able to compete." Li Tianzhen wanted to find a brick to slap his face flat.
"Hey, the great God once told me to ride in my own car and ask others to bump my butt! I'm sorry, I'm really sorry." The god still looked like he wanted to be beaten.
"Well, listen, everyone, I have a guarantee here, it's~~" Li Tian took out the guarantee from the magic stick.
Before he finished speaking, he heard the hurried cry of the magic stick, "My God, Lord Governor, I just received God's oracle, asking you to come to God's car. Great God, look how loving you are.
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Li Tian looked at the stick with a smile and waved his hand, "Brothers, start moving forward, hold my horse in place, and report to me in the car of the Divine Envoy if anything happens."
Li Tian entered the car and took a look, my God, the car is so big. It even has a bed and a silver fox fur covering. Damn, this magic stick really knows how to enjoy it. Before Li Tian could sit down, the magic stick
He rushed over and cursed: "If you dare to threaten me with my guarantee letter again, I'm not done with you. I will strangle you to death while you are sleeping."
"Pay attention to your behavior and quality. You are an envoy. Don't utter bad words all the time. Besides, you can't scold me." Li Tian pushed the magic stick away and ignored him. Look at this, touch it.
Touching it, I wanted to open the small silver box next to it and see what was inside.
"Stop, if you dare to open it, I will fight you to the death." The magic stick looked really anxious.
Oh, forget it, the less you know about secret things, the better.
"Okay, it's time for us to have a good talk again. Why the hell did you push me there? You have such a dark heart. If I die, you will feel at ease, right?" Li Tian was half-lying on the bed.
, looking at the stick.
"Don't be ungrateful. You became governor all of a sudden and you still don't thank me properly." The magic stick said in a brazen manner.
"Thank you, Governor who is willing to die, don't you see how much money that great scholar Liu Dong seems to have lost in the past two days. I know that you are a bad guy and have no good intentions. I can't run away from you anyway. I want to die together."
"After saying that, he stretched out, lay down on the bed and hummed a tune~~'I'm waiting for you to come back, waiting for you to come back~~'.
"Hmph, that's a good idea. Let me tell you, I will leave a few people there and then I will come back. Then you can wait for death. Haha, I will cry for you in the capital. Alas, such a good opponent was betrayed by a savage.
Cruel, pitiful, pitiful." The magic stick completely revealed his rogue appearance.
"Tch, stupid, it's up to me to decide whether you come back or not. That's my territory and I have the final say. Please, please wake up, please."
"You dare to hijack this divine envoy? That will destroy the nine tribes."
"Oh, you really think you are an envoy of God. Let me tell you, in front of me, you are nothing."
"Get the fuck off me, don't lie on my bed, insult my holy bed." The magician became anxious again, and started to attack when he got up.
"You are such a naughty person and you grabbed my hair again. I will slap you to death and smash your bald head. Oh, put your mouth out..."
There were constant sounds of fighting and yelling from the four-horse cart, and the carriage began to sway. The driver who was driving the cart was a faithful servant of God. Hearing the conversation and fighting in the cart, he was stunned. His mouth opened.
With a click, his jaw dropped. In his mind, the Lord God's Envoy was a sacred and inviolable place. How could he utter dirty words and start a fight? Besides, he had never seen anyone dare to be disrespectful to the God's Envoy.
It was a rare encounter in a century, and he was a governor. If he wanted to help, he couldn't provoke him. If someone was not good, the governor had the power of life and death.
Hey, just pretend that you don't know, just drive my car and ask them to drive it. The noble moral character and professional ethics make the coachman crack his whip, turn his ears off what is going on in the car, and focus on driving the car well.
After the intermission, Li Tian, who was tired, grabbed an apple and started to chew on it. The magic stick did not show any weakness and peeled a banana and stuffed it into his mouth.
"Li, what are you doing to your mother-in-law? You have to hold me back. Even if I push you into the pit of fire, as long as you let me go back and I give the emperor a few kind words, you can still return to the capital."
He said breathlessly.
"Go back? Why go back? I don't want to go back. To be honest, when I heard that I was asked to come out, I felt so happy, hehehe, I was so happy, haha."
"You are sick, you must be sick. If you want to go to hell, don't hold me back."
"Hey, if the hearts of my team are scattered, it will be difficult to lead. I just need a political commissar. You are the best person to do political and ideological work. Come out with your deceptive tricks and call the people below.
To unify one's thoughts, alas, talents are rare." Li Tian finally stated his purpose.
"Don't even think about it. You ask me to hang out with you. Who do you think you are? I am the messenger of God. In the name of God, I tell you to be a pig in your next life. I will curse you even if you don't eat or drink." God.
He yelled angrily.
The driver was so frightened that he almost lost his mind. Oh my god, it’s impossible, absolutely impossible. This is not the voice of the envoy of God, absolutely not. I confessed to God that I secretly ate a jujube offered to God last year, so
It’s because I had hallucinations today. I’m sorry God, please forgive me. I still have two children. The poor coachman actually started crying while driving.
"I'm talking about a magic stick, let alone you. I've never been afraid of going to hell. Don't believe it. I can tell you that in two years, I can turn that place into a paradise on earth. By then, Chaodu will become this
The most prosperous place in the world. And you are not messing with me. We are on the same level. When the time comes, it will be windy and rainy, and we will drink wine and pick up beautiful women every day. I will open a few more sauna centers, which are places for bathing.
, ask some beautiful girls to touch you and have some fun. Damn, you are so beautiful. You are much more comfortable than you are in the capital. Don't tell me that you have never slept with a woman."
Under Li Tian's sweet words, the magic stick was somewhat tempted. He looked at Li Tian for a long time before asking: "Why did you find me?"
"Because you are very shameless."
The magic stick said with a serious face: "You are a despicable guy, I admire you very much, okay, deal."
"Okay, be despicable and shameless, and you will be invincible in the world." The four hands were held together tightly, and Li Tianzhen wanted to shout, comrade! We finally met victoriously.
"My great God, please forgive us. If I see a beautiful woman in the future, I will be the first one~~Of course I will dedicate it to you after I am done with it. My God, Alaxiga." This magic stick.
He was not afraid that the Sun God would get angry and come down to beat him.
The highest level of shamelessness is nothing more than this. Such a shameless stickman is really hard to find in the world. He is so talented! This is Li Tian's sincere evaluation of him.
Since everyone cooperated with each other, the magic stick also showed his specialties along the way. Everywhere he went, under the banner of god, he would eat and drink, which not only saved Li Tian a lot of expenses, but also won a lot of money.
The benefit of less.
Many caravans and worshipers of gods also joined Li Tian's team. Li Tian's promise to the caravans was not to collect taxes for a year. He also purchased a large amount of grain, enough to feed 100,000 people for more than half a year.
He also hired a large number of craftsmen, who were required to take care of food and shelter every day, regardless of whether they worked or not, and were paid forty coins a month. If they started working, their wages would be tripled. The magic stick also made waves with his unique praise.
The future of the capital was described in a picturesque way, but he secretly scolded Li Tian as a prodigal. Slowly, Li Tian's team reached more than 15,000 people.
After walking for nearly a month, they finally arrived at Li Tian's territory. When Li Tian and Shengun got out of the car, they looked up.
The magic stick said loudly with his sacred and inviolable expression: "Great Sun God, I praise you, this place is so beautiful, Alasiga." Then he turned his head and said in a low voice: "Our cooperation is cancelled, damn it.
After all, this is not a place where people live, I will go back tomorrow."