"Can you pinch and calculate?" The explanation of the magic stick caused a burst of laughter from all the imperial doctors. These imperial doctors usually have eye frames on the top of their heads, and they simply looked down on this wild doctor. I originally thought that this 'Magical Doctor Zhu' might be a little bit
What kind of secret recipe has been handed down from ancestors, but I didn't expect to be able to pinch it and figure it out. As soon as I opened my mouth, this group of imperial doctors found an excuse to attack, and the ridicule came like a torrential rain.
Although the emperor asked the little princess to add yarn, and the magic stick also said that it was the second princess who was cured by a spell. However, the emperor and the empress also felt that what this 'Miracle Doctor Zhu' said was a bit irrelevant, that he could cure diseases and save people even if he could pinch things? This is not possible
What an eternity!
The magic stick didn't panic at all when he heard everyone's ridicule. Instead, he looked at the doctors with a smile.
"Gun, where are you kidding? Be careful that you can't keep up with this big lie." Li Tian stood behind the magic stick and reminded him carefully.
"Anyway, I don't know anything about medicine, so let him go. This time I just give up the bullshit medicine and give them Shinto. Compared with Shinto, medicine is nothing. Besides, Shinto is my old profession, so follow me
I can't defeat them in a fight." The magic stick is also determined to have a good fight with these imperial doctors to see who is more powerful, his Shinto or their medical skills.
When Li Tian heard this, he said, "Oh! It's over now." This guy went crazy and didn't know what kind of trouble he was going to make.
"Haha, what a joke. It's such a big joke. Is it possible that in this world, someone who can pinch and count can also cure diseases and save people? I have been practicing medicine for many years, but this is the first time I have heard of such a thing? It is simply a fool's dream to deceive the Holy Emperor." Dr. Hu curled his lips,
Said disdainfully.
The miraculous doctor ignored Dr. Hu's sarcasm, turned around and faced the emperor and empress and said, "Your Majesty, empress, this miraculous doctor just wants to ask, is it fair to talk about the truth here today or is it the official who has the final say?
I wonder if your majesty and the empress can uphold justice? If not, then this miracle doctor has nothing to say. Anyway, these imperial doctors are numerous and powerful, and their official positions are not small. If there is a verbal conflict, they can ignore it.
Make up a reason.”
The Queen glanced at Cheng Huang, smiled and said: "This folk miracle doctor will find a backing for himself. Then let's see whether the orthodox doctor is more powerful, or this folk strange man."
Emperor Cheng nodded, "Doctor Zhu, feel free to say whatever you have to say. The Queen and I will only listen and not comment. You can talk freely today. I won't care if there is any verbal conflict, but I will uphold justice."
"Your Majesty, my miraculous doctor, it is such a great blessing among misfortunes that this miraculous doctor can meet such wise and powerful majesty and queen. It really makes this miraculous doctor burst into tears."
The emperor and the empress were a little confused. They didn't know whether it was unfortunate or great luck for the miracle doctor to meet them.
After the magic stick finished speaking, he turned around and faced the imperial doctors with a condescending look, "I dare to ask Dr. Hu, when you treat people, do you think they are sick?"
"Hmph, that's nonsense. I treat illnesses and save people. I've learned authentic medical principles and never use heretical things."
When the magician heard this, he thought, great. Since you old guy doesn’t understand, I’ll lie to you without any discussion.
"Mr. Hu, what is heresy? What is authentic medical theory? Does it mean that what you study is authentic, but what I learn from this miracle doctor is not authentic?"
"Doctor Zhu, as a famous doctor of the generation, should at least be proficient in 'seeing, hearing, asking, and understanding', rather than being able to predict and calculate. Divination is just a heretic in medicine." A relatively young imperial physician stood up among the imperial doctors and helped Imperial Physician Hu.
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"This imperial physician, do you think your medical skills are better than those of Imperial Physician Hu? If anyone here thinks that they are better than Imperial Physician Hu, they can come out and compete with this miraculous doctor. Otherwise, we will have to ask Imperial Physician Hu to represent everyone."
Didn't pay any attention to what he said.
When Li Tian heard this, he realized that this magician really had the potential to be a debater. He deprived everyone of their right to speak with just one sentence. These imperial doctors obviously followed the lead of Imperial Physician Hu. Anyone who dares to say that he is better than him in medical skills will not be able to work here in the future.
Too busy in the hospital.
"Doctor Zhu, what we are talking about is truth, not sophistry. Dr. Zhang is right, divination is just a heresy in medicine." Dr. Hu finally started to launch a direct attack.
The magic stick watched around Dr. Hu for a long time. Dr. Hu was so frightened that he didn't know what this 'Miracle Doctor Zhu' was going to do.
"Mr. Hu, I want to ask you, what were you and the doctor doing when the princess got a strange disease?" the magic stick suddenly said.
"Nonsense, of course I am looking for medical books to find a cure."
‘Have you found out?”
"This~~ has not been found yet. We are concentrating all the wisdom of the imperial doctors to find a treatment method."
"Didn't find it? Didn't you say that is the authentic medical way? Why can't it cure the princess's strange disease? But I, a heretic, can only cure the disease by people. Why? Is it possible that those who can save people are heretics and cannot save people?
The so-called right way of man." The magician doesn't care what is the right way or the crooked way. In short, if you follow his words, you will be led into the sewer by him.
The magic stick's words made Dr. Hu break into sweat. The biggest advantage of the magic stick was that he cured the princess's strange disease, while others were helpless.
"Doctor Zhu, you have cured the princess, and we all admire you very much. But today we are not here to discuss who cured the princess, but we want to know how you cured the princess, and what is the source of the princess' illness. This will be very useful to us who are studying medicine.
Help, I think His Majesty also wants to hear the details."
There are advantages to having more people, and there are really people with clear minds. Seeing that Dr. Hu was a little unable to resist, another doctor stood up and quickly changed the topic and let the subject return to the magic stick.
"Is there something wrong with your brain? Didn't the miracle doctor just say that the cause of the princess's illness was calculated by me?" The magician wanted to give this kid a kick on the spot.
"Miracle doctor, don't you need to look, hear and ask everything? You can calculate the princess's illness just by counting with your fingers?" The imperial doctor seemed to want to break the casserole and ask the question.
"What is it?" The magic stick looked at the imperial doctor and asked.
Another round of ridicule erupted in the Imperial Hospital. This great doctor doesn't even understand such basic things. This is really a big joke.
When Li Tian heard this, he thought it was over now, the magic stick was going to reveal his secrets. Guo Jing also felt very embarrassed, so she simply resorted to her old trick of closing her eyes and resting in peace.
Dr. Hu's coke is broken now. A "miracle doctor" can't even understand the most basic "look, smell, ask and understand"? That's really a big joke.
"Dr. Zhu, I will teach you a trick. This 'look, smell and ask' means 'looking' at the spirit, observing the color, 'hearing' the sound and smelling the smell. There are many 'questions', one asks about cold and heat, and the other asks about sweat.
Three questions about the head and body, four questions about stool, five questions about diet, six questions about the chest, seven questions about deafness and eight questions, all of which should be distinguished, nine questions about old illnesses and ten questions about the causes. Is it 'Qie'? Haha, the most basic way to learn medicine is to check the pulse.
Dr. Zhu, you don’t even understand this, so you dare to pretend to be a miraculous doctor and enter the palace for consultation. You are really bold and reckless. This is the crime of deceiving the emperor." Dr. Hu said so confidently that the whole hospital applauded.
"Physician Hu, what the hell are you doing? I think you are an old fool. The princess is a golden branch and jade leaf. How can you use such a tacky method to treat her? Besides, Her Highness the Princess is unconscious, and you still ask about the cold and the warm. You ask
Damn it, if the princess can talk, why would you use this miracle doctor? I think you, this old boy, are just a quack doctor. You sit in the hospital every day and do nothing. You still hear his voice and smell his smell? I guess you smell a lot.
You must be a palace maid. Look at how thin you are, and you look like an old pervert at first glance. I finally figured it out. What you call "looking, hearing and asking" is to look at who is pretty, listen to see if the words sound nice, and then ask questions and pretend to be caring.
, last but not least, steal incense and cut (steal) jade. You want to teach me a trick? Bah! This miracle doctor is a civilized and polite person. He is upright and will never use rogue tricks like yours."
Li Tian was really convinced. This time-honored saying of "looking, hearing, asking, and understanding" turned out to be a great way to pick up girls.
His Majesty Cheng Huang was trembling in his heart when he heard this. How can he still be civilized and polite with such foul words? Alas! Villagers in the mountains, you are excusable~ You are excusable!
After listening to this, the empress felt that although the words of the magician were harsh, she still felt that they made sense. She was secretly relieved, thanks to the fact that her daughter had not been ‘looked at, heard, and questioned’ by those imperial doctors. Otherwise, I would not let any of them go.
Doctor Hu was so frightened that he was sweating profusely. Indecent assault on a palace maid was a serious crime. Even if he was beaten to death, he would not dare to admit it. "You~~ you are talking nonsense, I didn't~"
Before he finished speaking, the magician came over and said, "Nothing? Didn't you look at the palace maid? Whoever was shouting below just now, come forward to me. Whoever, don't hide, it's you, you kid just now
Shout the loudest."
This group of imperial doctors have all become cowards, waving their hands and shouting hurriedly, "No, no, this imperial doctor would never do that."
The magic stick felt extremely comfortable in his heart, turned around, held up his hands and said: "Your Majesty, you heard it with your own ears. They themselves admit that they have never 'looked at, heard and asked for details', but they use 'look at, hear and ask for details' to laugh at me, an honest and highly respected person.
Is this a natural principle? Is this fair? This miracle doctor believes in His Majesty the Emperor and will definitely fine each of them a thousand taels of silver as compensation for the ridicule they just gave to this miracle doctor. On behalf of the people of the world, this miracle doctor expresses my gratitude to Your Majesty.
Say something, ~~my emperor is wise!”
"This~ this~ ah~ accurate!" The emperor didn't know what to say, and this 'miraculous doctor' was really embarrassed to say it. He couldn't help but agree. The 'miracle doctor' all praised our emperor's sage on behalf of the people. If you don't
If you agree, you will become unsage.
The magic stick is now stretched out and in a happy mood, but these imperial doctors are all gritting their teeth in hatred. Is it easy to get some kickbacks on the medicine fee, but I didn't expect that today the bald man would take it all away.
"Your Majesty, I have one more thing, and I would like your Majesty's permission." Dr. Hu is the chief assistant doctor in the palace. He is usually respectful to everyone he meets, but he is really unwilling to accept such a big mistake today.
"My dear, please speak!"
"Your Majesty, Eunuch Zhang, the old eunuch who serves you in the palace, has been ill for many days, and all the ministers are at their wits' end. Today, 'Miracle Doctor Zhu' happens to be here. Why not ask him to perform a live performance to see if he can really treat people's illnesses?
I think it's a good idea to open my eyes."
When the emperor and empress heard this, they both nodded. They really wanted to see this impressive method of calculating illnesses.
"Oh! Your Majesty, you and your concubine are already tired. We are all very busy, and we should be busy with other things. I think that's the end of the day. Let's talk when we have time!" When the magician heard this, he was about to get involved.
Leave.
"Wait a minute, what Hu Aiqing said is very reasonable. The queen and I also want to see this magical method of calculating illnesses. It's accurate!"
The magic stick was dumbfounded when he heard it. He was not afraid of quarreling, scolding, and being rude. Once he got serious about it, the magic stick would really expose his secrets.
Doctor Hu looked at the magician and wanted to go up and strangle him to death. The muscles on his face were trembling with anger. You say a thousand words, but if you have the ability, just perform it live. I really don't believe you can kill a person.
Those who are about to die are considered good. All the functions of this father-in-law have aged, and he is waiting for death. I am adding some ingredients to him, and I have to make your bald head appear.
Imperial Physician Hu winked at several imperial physicians and said in a strange tone.
"Go to some imperial doctors and bring Eunuch Zhang over. Let's appreciate the miracle doctor's skills and see how he can 'calculate' the patient!"