Li Tian and the other three were bragging in the room. When they heard the eunuch's words, they didn't understand what was going on.
"I say you three, go see Dr. Zhu quickly. If Your Majesty and the Queen find out about this, it would be strange if they don't behead you."
The three people were really shocked when they heard what the eunuch said. The magic stick wouldn't cause any trouble again, right?
"My father-in-law, do you know where Doctor Zhu is now?" Li Tian asked politely.
"Hey! Forget it, he is at the entrance of the harem. Fortunately, Your Majesty and the Queen have just gone to the Holy Palace, otherwise they would have to kill him." The eunuch was kind-hearted and came to give the three of them a message.
Without saying a word, the three people hurriedly ran to the entrance of the harem to see what happened to the magic stick.
Before reaching the entrance of the harem, I heard the magic stick shouting loudly over there, "Take a look, take a look, the silk and satin gifted by the authentic emperor is on sale with tears, come early and buy what comes later."
No. The palace maid will definitely captivate the ministers when she wears the silk and satin I sell. My father-in-law will wear the silk and satin I sell, even if he is a first-class minister. This eldest lady in the palace, with your figure, will wear the silk and satin I sell.
There is no need to ask about the palace attire made by me, the next noble concubine will be you."
When Li Tian and Guo Jing heard this, they thought, Oh my god, this guy is really crazy. He went to the gate of the harem to sell the cloth and satin gifted by the emperor? Not only that, but he dared to shout such a treasonous advertisement? Isn't this looking for death?
The maids and eunuchs in the harem were all lying on the wall or hiding behind the palace door, secretly looking at the magic stick's cloth stall, and no one dared to come up to buy it. Good guy, if you shout such a propaganda slogan, anyone who dares to come and buy it will be there.
Waiting to watch the excitement. The few guards guarding the harem did not come to catch the magic stick. From the cloth heads exposed in everyone's arms, it can be seen that the magic stick first gave these "urban management" to set up a street stall here.
Done.
"Brother Guo, hurry up and take the magic stick away. I'll take care of the other things." Li Tian frowned.
Guo Jing came over, picked up the magic stick in one arm and left. The magic stick kicked his legs and shouted, "Lao Guo, let me down, this is all money, we can't waste things!"
The magic stick originally went to the Ministry of Internal Affairs to exchange silver notes, but it turned out that he was only allowed to exchange for silver rewards, and the jewels and silks given by the emperor were not allowed to be exchanged. It's not that these royal gifts are not allowed to be bought and sold, it's just that after the emperor rewards you, you can't change hands again.
Selling it to the palace is a bit unjustifiable.
The jewelry was okay. Shengun secretly sold it to a few eunuchs and turned the jewelry into silver notes in his arms. But the eunuchs like those silks and satins wouldn't buy them at all. Shengun knew that Li Tian wouldn't take them back.
Ask him to take it away. The magic stick feels it is a pity. In the eyes of the people, these things are all treasures. Only in the eyes of a prodigal like Li Tian, they become a burden.
In the end, the magic stick decided to sell all these silks and satins, and must not waste them. If these silks and satins were to be sold in the palace, only the palace ladies would buy them, and the place with the most palace ladies was undoubtedly the harem.
In this way, the magic stick invited a few eunuchs and gave them a small amount of money to help him carry the pile of cloth and satin to the harem. The magic stick could not enter the harem, so he had to set up a street stall at the palace gate. It was not a big deal at first, but he
As soon as he shouted such treacherous words, a group of court ladies who wanted to buy were so frightened that they ran back to the palace gate, waiting to see who would catch this bald miracle doctor next. In the mind of the magician, the emperor was not a person at all.
What, there is no concept of treason at all.
Li Tian looked at the pile of cloth and satin on the ground, and shouted loudly to the palace gate: "Now these things are all given away for free, and whoever grabs them will belong to them. However, you should not take what Dr. Zhu just said."
If you hear it, just pretend that he didn’t say anything, and I’d like to thank you all sisters here.”
Before Li Tian finished speaking, a large group of people ran out with a buzz, including the guards on guard. Many palace maids and eunuchs were mingling with each other. You pulled my hair, and I grabbed your collar. The scene suddenly changed.
It was extremely chaotic and out of control. The women in the harem also had many factions. Originally, the fight between two people was about grabbing a piece of cloth, which was a personal grudge, but later developed into a group fight between factions.
Seeing more and more people joining the fight, Li Tian knew that he might have caused more trouble than the magic stick, so he hurried back to his residence.
"Brothers, please get out of the palace quickly, otherwise everyone will be waiting to be imprisoned in heaven." Li Tian didn't have time to explain, and Guo Jing and Zhou Bao thought it was the witch's shouting that had been reported.
The three of them pulled the reluctant magic stick and walked out of the palace gate and turned a few more turns before they breathed a sigh of relief. As long as they left the palace, Li Tian was no longer afraid. Anyway, the emperor couldn't do anything for such a trivial matter.
Send people out of the palace to capture them and bring them back.
Li Tian didn't know that his 'little' mistake almost triggered a war between the concubines in the harem. In addition to the empress, Emperor Cheng had a total of four concubines, although these four concubines did not add anything to him.
They belong to princes and princesses, but everyone is thinking of ways to compete for favor. Usually with the queen around, I can still keep a few concubines in check in the harem.
Today, the empress is not in the harem, and the maids in each courtyard are fighting over the silk and satin. The one who suffers the loss hurries back to report to the master. These concubines are all people who care about face. If one of their own suffers a loss, then why not?
It's amazing. What was originally a fight between palace maids immediately escalated into a fight between concubines.
As soon as Li Tian and others left the palace, they had no idea that such a big thing had happened in the palace. A few people found an inn and stayed there. The magic stick was a happy-go-lucky person, so he stayed in the palace after arriving at the inn.
Leave unhappy things behind.
The backyard of this inn was very quiet. Li Tian asked Guo Jing to take over the entire backyard. The magician felt very distressed about this and complained that Li Tian was a prodigal who wasted money.
"Li Zi, what are we going to do next?" Shengun felt bored and asked Li Tian.
"There are still four days until the Holy Mountain opens. During this period, no one is allowed to go out and cause trouble, especially you." Li Tian didn't want anything to go wrong in the past few days.
"Tch! Have I ever caused any trouble? This divine envoy has always been compassionate and would not even say a curse word. It was obviously someone else who provoked me." The divine envoy retorted unconvincingly.
"It doesn't matter who is provoking whom, anyway, you can't leave this yard these days. Brother Guo, Leopard, you two, please watch this guy carefully."
Guo Jing nodded, and Zhou Bao looked at the magic stick helplessly, "Second Master, I'm sorry, I have to listen to Third Master."
"Fart! You don't know how to count. Are you the third or the second? Do you want to ask the second master to beat you up, or do you want to mess with you?" The magic stick couldn't talk about Guo Jing, so he could only vent his anger on Zhou Bao.
"Hey, Second Master, if you want to put it this way, then Master Guo is the biggest. No matter which way you look at it, you are not the biggest."
"Okay! How dare you do this to me! When you return to Chaodu, see if I don't ask my personal guards to beat you eight times a day. Have you ever heard of Feng Dayan? That boy listens to me the most. Then I will
Tell him to beat you to death, you are finished, you will definitely be finished." Zhou Bao was so scared that he was a black belt and a swindler.
"Baozi, ignore him, follow you Brother Guo, no one will dare to do anything to you." Li Tian gave Zhou Bao some reassurance.
"Li Tian, let me make it clear to you. It's fine if I don't leave this yard, but if someone comes into the yard to look for trouble, you can't blame me."
Li Tian ignored the magic stick's words, and Guo Jing also smiled. If the magic stick didn't go out to cause trouble, everything would be fine. Who would take the initiative to come here to find trouble?
The first two days were fine. Zhou Bao was learning some martial arts moves from Guo Jing in the yard. The magic stick also followed and gave random instructions, eager to teach Zhou Bao his unique skills of lifting the vaginal legs.
The day of pilgrimage is coming in two days, and more and more people are coming to Jie Mall for pilgrimage. All the major inns are basically full, and rooms are in short supply.
The magic stick was sitting bored at the door of the backyard, cursing Li Tian in his heart, and complaining about God's unfairness. Why can't this inn be so quiet, why can't a few robbers come in and make it lively? Come on.
How about a thief? It's okay if two shrews come to scold each other here.
The magic stick was imagining what could happen to this little shop when he heard someone making a noise in the front yard.
"Your store is really unreliable. There are obviously many empty houses in the backyard, why don't you let us live in it?" There were several supportive voices nearby.
"Sir, the backyard has been reserved by someone else. There's nothing we can do about it. Who told them to come early?" the store owner was explaining to the customer.
"I don't care who they are. I'm staying here today. Ask them to give up a few vacant rooms, otherwise don't blame me for being rude."
As soon as the magician heard this, he suddenly became energetic and shouted to the front yard, "Yes, there are vacancies, so don't be polite. Shopkeeper, hurry up and bring the people over."
When the store owner heard this, he didn't expect to meet a kind-hearted person. It's not easy to meet such a kind-hearted tenant these days, so he happily took the person to the backyard.
"Sir, thank you very much. You are kind-hearted and your kindness will be rewarded." The shopkeeper praised the magician.
The magic stick took a look and saw that there were quite a lot of people brought by the store. There were more than a dozen people, and they seemed to be a group of people.
"Hey, you all have come a long way to make a pilgrimage?" After the magic stick asked, everyone nodded, wondering what the bald head meant? What are you doing?
"Since you are here for pilgrimage, I am embarrassed to charge you more money. One tael of silver per person is not much, right?"
"One tael per person?"
When the store owner heard this, he was trembling with anger. He didn't expect that the magic stick would charge money? And one tael of silver per person? That's not much? You only spent three taels of silver to book the whole courtyard. Isn't this an open robbery?
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In the end, with the help of the store owner, the magic stick reluctantly gave up and only took half of the money. Guo Jing and Zhou Bao looked at it and shook their heads. Now that Li Tian has not come back from shopping, they can't say anything.
When Li Tian came back and took a look, he was shocked. What was going on? Why did the quiet courtyard turn into a vegetable market in a blink of an eye?
After listening to Zhou Bao's story, Li Qingtian was dying, but there was nothing he could do. The magic stick even took the money, so it was impossible to drive him away.
Originally, Li Tian and others ate in the small courtyard. Now that there were so many more people, the small courtyard became extremely noisy, so Li Tian had to take a few people out to have a big meal.
In order to punish the money-crazed Shengun, Li Tian tried his best to order whatever was delicious and expensive. Anyway, it was the Shengun who paid for it, so he didn't feel bad at all.
Li Tian didn't feel bad, but it made Shengun's heart tremble with pain. Guo Jing and Zhou Bao had a feast, and Shengun was eating desperately in order to make up for his losses. Several people who ate this meal were
He could hardly walk, and Li Tian was also staggering around after drinking.
In the small courtyard of the inn, a dozen outsiders were sitting in the courtyard with grim faces, cursing the liar's evil heart.
Today they went to the registration office, but they didn't expect that the registration had stopped. This group of outsiders were about to go back to the inn gloomily, when a few locals came and said that they could sell them tokens for pilgrimage to the Holy Mountain, and there was no need to test them.
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More than a dozen people were so happy that they hurriedly paid for it. They traveled such a long way to the Festival Mall just to pay homage to the Holy Mountain. These locals also patted their chests and promised that they were the only ones who could handle the entire Festival Mall.
When he received the token for entering the Holy Mountain, he secretly told everyone that a friend got it from the palace.
After this group of outsiders spent a lot of money to buy the tokens, several locals disappeared in the blink of an eye. An old lady selling fruit next to her sighed and said kindly: "You have all been fooled, they are local people."
You guys are liars, a lot of people have been fooled by them these days, that token is fake."
When these people heard this, they quickly found the registration officer to check it. The registration officer only took one look at it and threw the token to everyone, "It's fake!"
This group of out-of-town pilgrims gritted their teeth angrily and vowed to find these liars. A group of people searched around the city, their legs were weak from exhaustion, but they could not find the locals. When they returned to the inn, they were cursing viciously.
fraud.
Li Tian and others also returned to the inn drunk. Guo Jing and Zhou Bao helped Li Tian back to the room. However, the magic stick did not go in. He saw the people in the yard cursing something and wandered over.
"Brothers, what's going on?" the magic stick asked with a smile.
"Alas~ I came all the way here, but I can't even enter the Holy Mountain. It seems I can only worship outside." One of them said dejectedly.
"Hahahaha, you are lucky, I am in a good mood today, you have met a noble person." The magic stick said, taking out the token to enter the Holy Mountain from his arms.
"Did you see it? I have a token for entering the mountains from all directions. I got it myself in the palace. Now let's auction it on the spot. The one with the highest price will get it!" The magic stick looked at everyone arrogantly. Li Tian also said
Now, with the princess's jade token, he could take them into the Holy Mountain. He couldn't let this go to waste.
These dozen pilgrims from other places, you look at me, I look at you. They look at the magician with fierce eyes! Damn it, I searched for a long time today and still can’t find those liars. It turns out that the mastermind is here.