Not everyone can enter the emperor's harem. Except for the queen and the four princesses and concubines, most of the others are eunuchs and maids. Even the guards who protect the harem have dedicated routes and cannot wander in casually.
Li Tian followed a palace maid and arrived in front of the little princess Jiasha's villa.
"Little princess, Lord Li Tian is here!" the palace maid announced in front of the door.
"Call~~ tell him to come in, and you all should stand down." Jia Sha said uneasily.
The maids retreated knowingly, and Li Tiangang came over from the banquet and came to the house under the influence of wine.
"Oh my God! My little baby, why are you up? Go to bed quickly, your body has not recovered yet." Li Tian saw Jia Sha sitting there alone, and her face was very ugly, and he thought Jia Sha was the body.
The problem of weakness.
"Third brother, I~~ I'm fine, you sit down first." After Jia Sha said that, she looked at her big bed with a guilty conscience.
"Oh~ look at you, your body is so weak and you don't know how to recuperate. It seems that I will have to worry about it in the future." Li Tian said, holding Jia Sha in his arms and sitting on the chair.
Jia Sha's face turned red. Her personality was very much like that of the second princess, who was careless and careless. Anyway, her father had already betrothed herself to Li Tian, so just let her sisters envy her! Jia Sha was hugged by Li Tian and felt
I am very happy.
"Third brother, my father has agreed to our marriage. You must be nicer to me in the future, otherwise my three sisters will not be able to spare you." Jiasha said, and glanced at the bed curtain. This sentence
Obviously it's for the three sisters.
The three princesses hiding behind the bed curtains were also very nervous. After all, this was their first time doing such a thing.
Through the gap in the bed curtain, three pairs of eyes saw Li Tian holding Jiasha in his arms. The eldest princess blushed and cursed in her heart: "Dirty!"
But the second princess thought it was very common for any young lover to meet and not kiss me.
The third princess had a poetic and picturesque mind, and felt that beautiful love should look like this.
"Jiasha, do you still remember our first time? How nervous you were at that time! What are you doing?"
Before Li Tian finished speaking, Jia Sha pinched him hard, "What first time? You~ you mean the first time we met." Jia Sha winked at Li Tian and called him
Don't say it.
Li Tian didn't understand what happened to Jia Sha? He didn't know there were three people hiding on the bed.
"Jiasha, what's wrong with you? Are you feeling uncomfortable? Let me feel if you feel hot." Li Tian said and put his hand into Jiasha's arms.
"Ah!" Jia Sha yelled and covered Li Tian's hand, preventing him from touching it any further.
"Bed~ bed." Jiasha said softly.
Bed? Jia Sha wants to go to bed? This little thing's desire is quite strong. After drinking two glasses of wine, Li Tian's desire was also ignited. With a hard push with both hands, Jia Sha's top was torn. Here.
Li Tian is not afraid, there are plenty of gauze clothes anyway.
"Ah! Third brother, no, there is one on the bed~" Li Tian kissed Jia Sha on the mouth. The more Jia Sha resisted, the more Li Tian wanted to possess her.
The three princesses hiding on the bed were overwhelmed by the scene in front of them. They did not expect that Li Tian would be so bold and mess around in the harem.
"Damn gangster, shameless~"
"Pervert~"
"Not as good as a beast~"
The three princesses looked red in the face and couldn't leave even if they wanted to. They could only curse Li Tian in their hearts.
Jia Sha was kissed so weakly by Li Tian that she was already in a state of confusion under Li Tian's teasing. Li Tian saw Jia Sha's delicate look, picked her up and walked towards the big bed.
"Third brother, no~stop~"
"What's wrong? It's not like we haven't done this before." Li Tian said, already coming to the side of the big bed.
"Oh my God, what should I do? This pervert is here?" The eldest princess nervously grabbed the quilt on the bed.
"Sister, look at me." The second princess has practiced martial arts since she was a child and is much more courageous than the eldest and third princesses.
The second princess grabbed a piece of bed satin. As soon as Li Tian's hand opened the bed curtain, he saw a piece of brocade falling from the sky and wrapping him tightly in it. Li Tian loosened his hands and threw the gauze to the ground.
After reacting, she was punched and kicked. The second princess, who had been practicing martial arts since she was a child, had been taught by a stranger. She hit Li Tian very hard and knocked him out in a few strokes.
"Second sister, don't fight, third brother has fainted." Jia Sha hurriedly protected Li Tian.
"Damn girl, you still said that you have done nothing and you have completely disgraced our royal family. Before the engagement banquet, you are not allowed to go anywhere. Don't even think about seeing this stinky gangster again. By then he will not be able to live with our sisters.
At this point, I will ask my mother to stop this marriage." The second princess said angrily.
After all, Jia Sha was still young. When she saw her three sisters looking at her eagerly, she didn't dare not listen. She just looked sadly at Li Tian, who was wrapped in brocade.
"Second sister, what should I do with this Li Tian?" the third princess asked.
Before the second princess could say anything, the eldest princess rushed over and said, "For the sake of my little sister, let's ask someone to carry him back to the royal post. If I had my previous temper, I would have to throw him into the sea."
Hearing this, Jia Sha glanced at her eldest sister gratefully. She also knew that among the three sisters, the eldest sister loved her the most.
Poor Li Tian, he originally wanted to have a spring night, but he was knocked unconscious for no apparent reason. He was wrapped in brocade and carried back to the post house by several eunuchs. He was not the only one who was carried back, and the magic stick was also carried back.
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At the banquet, Li Tian made excuses to escape, but the magic stick was eloquent, telling stories about him and Li Tian. He portrayed himself as a unique hero in the world, and his evaluation of Li Tian was not bad.
It's fair to say that he's just a bit mean and ugly, but otherwise he's passable.
Since the prince-in-law was not here, many ministers came to propose a toast to the magic stick. No matter who was toasting, the magic stick would not refuse anyone who came and killed everyone. In the end, he was so killed that he could not find his mouth and was carried back.
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The magic stick was lying on the bed, still saying vaguely, "Drink, who the hell~ Whoever doesn't drink up in one gulp~ is a bastard~"
Guo Jing and Zhou Bao were still wondering, what happened to the two adults? Fortunately, Lord God Envoy could tell from five meters away that he was drunk. But Lord Li Tian was really special.
The person was wrapped in brocade and sent back?
The two people scrambled to wake Li Tian up. The first thing Li Tian said when he opened his eyes was: "Who is that? Who is that person? Who is that person on the bed?"
"Master Li Tian, there is Master Divine Envoy on the bed. He is having a drink with the bastard at the moment." Zhou Bao glanced at the Divine Envoy on the bed and said.
Li Tian touched his head and saw clearly that the two people in front of him were Guo Jing and Zhou Bao, "Brother Guo, why am I here?"
"Who are you asking? You two went to the banquet, but you were both carried back. It's okay for you, Lord God Envoy, but you looked like you were drunk, but why were you brought back?" Guo Jing asked strangely.
Li Tian also thought of what happened just now. He also wondered why there was anyone on the gauze bed. In addition to the maids and eunuchs in the harem, how could he have such a strong hand? Who is he? It's really puzzling.
In the afternoon, Li Tian went to the harem twice more, but was turned away both times. Moreover, the palace maid also sent a message to Li Tian, saying that Princess Jiasha would no longer meet with him before the engagement banquet.
At night, Li Tian himself was extremely depressed, and the magician had another night of drunkenness. The three of them waited on him for half the night, and finally fell asleep slowly in the early morning.
Early in the morning, the magic stick, who had been drunk all night, had completely disappeared and was still very energetic.
"Leopard, wake up. I'm going to do something important with you today. It's good for you." The magic stick saw that several people hadn't gotten up yet. He was too embarrassed to call Li Tian and Guo Jing, so he could only give Zhou Bao to Zhou Bao.
Mix it up.
"I said, Master, you can't just calm down. This night, our brothers were so noisy that they couldn't sleep well. Please let me sleep a little longer." After Zhou Bao finished speaking, he put the quilt over his head.
"No, I'm going to Tai Hospital to collect the bill today. I'm afraid of losing money if I go there alone. Damn, it will be in your favor then." The magic stick didn't care about anything else and pulled Zhou Bao up from the bed.
Money is a big deal to a magician. He can forget everything except money.
The two people arrived at the door of Taiyuan Hospital and found that the place was deserted and the door was closed.
"Leopard, call out and ask the people inside to come out to greet you."
Shengun is very arrogant now. Originally, he was just a supervisor on this matter, and the Ministry of Revenue still had to handle the specific matters. But yesterday at the banquet, Shengun insisted hard, and the emperor actually agreed to let him handle the matter with full authority.
He also didn't want to offend anyone, so he just blamed all the affairs of the Tai Hospital on the magic stick.
Zhou Bao shouted to the door in a half-dead voice: "Someone is coming~ Someone is coming~"
"What are you shouting for? The imperial doctor at the Imperial Hospital has been busy these two days. He won't be treating patients anymore. Let's go find a doctor among the people." The door opened a gap, and a doorkeeper revealed half of his head and said in a vicious voice.
"Call Hu Lang###, and the other imperial doctors will also line up for me, otherwise I won't be able to see you better." The magic stick didn't care about that, and said arrogantly.
"Good boy, this is the first day I'm here, uncle. Someone dares to cause trouble. I don't want to live anymore, right?" The door of Tai Hospital was opened with a crash, and a tall and thick man walked out of it. His figure was similar to Zhou Bao's.
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When the gatekeeper looked at Zhou Bao, he felt nervous. He might not be able to beat Zhou Bao's strength. When he looked at the magic stick again, he saw that he was bald. He was even more stunned. He didn't know the magic stick.
Stick, but he has heard about what happened at Tai Hospital. In the past two days, the entire festival mall has committed some evil deeds. It seems like overnight, bald and bald people have become the objects of praise. In the past, these people would still wear their clothes when going out.
I wear a hat because I am afraid that people will see that I have no hair. Now it is better because I am afraid that others will not know that I am bald. Even when I buy something, I have to point to my bald head. That means if you dare to count the money, be careful. I am bald. Who am I afraid of?
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It is said that in several famous brothels in the festival mall, if you see a bald man, you won't even ask and will only charge half the price. Even if he is not very bald, the guy in front of you is completely bald and there is still a bright light. You can tell that the real owner is here without asking.
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"Sir, are you the legendary envoy of God?" The strong man's attitude immediately changed to one of great respect.
When the magic stick heard this, he felt that he had become a legendary figure.
"Well, it's this divine envoy. Please hurry up and ask the imperial doctors to come out to greet you." The divine envoy didn't look at the guy in front of him at all, looking aloof and condescending.
"Haha, we've finally met a real person. Brothers, come out quickly, the real master is here." Following the strong man's shout, twenty or thirty people rushed out of the Taiyuan Hospital in a short while.
Some of the people in this group were holding brooms, some were holding buckets, and one guy was actually holding a horse spoon in his hand. Everyone looked at Shengun and Zhou Bao with red eyes.
"Leopard, prepare to run." The magic stick said with a guilty conscience when he saw this scene.
"Sir, it's too late!" Both Shengun and Zhou Bao were sweating.
The magic stick calmed his mind and said, "Leopard, have you brought the guy? If not, look at the bricks and tiles around. If a hero doesn't suffer the consequences, I'll call one, two, three, and we'll run together."
The two people were talking in low voices when they saw a man walking over excitedly with a broom in his hand.