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305 Absurd Magic Stick

Chapter 305 The absurd magic stick

Chapter 305

As a product of feudal society, for people like Wang Ping, marrying a wife, having children, and honoring parents are not as big a matter as the country without a king. They would even give up their own lives and abandon their family property, as long as they can have

A wise king. That would be the best thing in the world for them.

Li Tian didn't think so in his mind. To him, it didn't matter who would be the emperor. It would be best to have an electoral system where the capable would come first. However, Li Tian's idea was just for himself.

He didn't dare to say it in front of these people. It is estimated that someone's heart would stop beating on the spot, their brains would be knotted, and they would die of depression even if they didn't hit the wall and die.

Shengun and Li Tian got married today, and even God gave them face. It was a clear and sunny day, the wind was bright, and there seemed to be a hint of joy in the sunshine. According to Shengun, the Sun God was his boss, so how could he not give him face?

According to the procedure, the five brides must live in another place, and the two grooms should go to greet them in person. But Li Tian was too lazy to bother and did not follow this procedure at all. The magic gun is even more special, and has never been heard of in history.

This is the first time any sun god has ever had a wedding record.

In the end, the two people decided that they would have a happy event, and as long as it was lively, they could do whatever they wanted. They also asked Chaodu, brothers who had fought with them for many years, to come and celebrate at will. On the wedding day, there was no distinction between high and low, everyone was treated equally.

This was approved by the low-level generals in Chaodu, otherwise they would not be able to enter the Governor's Mansion. Although Li Tian gave the order, Guo Jing still controlled the entry and exit of people, otherwise there would be no room for so many people here.

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Today, the Governor's Mansion is decorated with lanterns and colorful decorations, and is full of joy. There are two huge Double Happiness signs posted on the door. The outside of the door is full of Chaodu people, all wanting to see the new wedding ceremony between the divine messenger and Lord Li Tian.

Li Tian was wearing a bright red official robe, but there was no grade on the official robe, and a dragon robe was made for him, but he did not wear it. The four beautiful brides were also wearing red makeup and wearing phoenix crowns. Each bride's

Their heads were covered with a big red hijab. Li Tian grabbed four red silk ribbons and led the four brides to the courtyard happily. Because there were so many guests, the courtyard of the capital was specially designed for the two brides.

Your Excellency's wedding ceremony sets up a high platform.

Seeing Li Tian and the bride walking out, the young men and women around them howled. Anyway, today is a happy day for the two adults, so they are not afraid of any trouble. Such a grand and unique wedding ceremony, let alone young people, will soon be buried.

I have never seen an old man.

Li Tian and the bride were already standing on the high platform, but the magic stick couple had not arrived yet, so Li Tian could only wait for a while. After a while, the great sun angel finally appeared on the stage amidst loud cheers.

Today, the god stick was wearing a brand-new and white divine envoy robe and a divine crown. He also held the sweet-scented osmanthus flower covered with a red hijab and walked out of his small courtyard. The god stick had a strange expression on his face, and he was so happy that he wanted to laugh back.

I'm embarrassed to laugh, but I have to pretend to be sacrosanct.

"Lord Angel, didn't you say that when you get married, you have to cover your whole body with money bills? Why did you slip up? Haha, it's because my wife didn't give me the money." Von Toltai shouted loudly, teasing the magician.

.These young officers and soldiers also started to cheer, and everyone, old and young, burst into laughter.

"Tch! As the head of a family, I regard money as dung. This divine crown alone can be said to be a rare treasure, unique in the world. But since I have said it, I must honor it and open your eyes.

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After the magic stick finished speaking, he lifted up his god's robe. My dear, the inner layer of the god's robe was really covered with banknotes.

When he came to the stage, the magic stick saw Li Tian wearing a red robe, and he took a proud look at the magic robe he was wearing. That means that compared to me, what you, Li Tian, ​​are wearing is just plain old.

"Master Li Tian, ​​congratulations! Congratulations on marrying four people at once, be careful with your health." The magic stick said with his hands in hand.

"Hahahaha, stick, why should we congratulate each other? We both rejoice together." Li Tian said with a big smile.

"What are you talking about? You still call me a stick today? You want to call me God Envoy. Also, look at the way you smiled just now, you have no manners at all. You have to be like my brother. The more important the occasion, the more moody and angry you are.

Shape comes from color." The wedding ceremony hadn't even started yet, but the magic stick started educating Li Tian.

###! He was still expressionless and his face turned red. Li Tian looked at the magic stick with contempt, but did not argue with him.

"Li Tian, ​​one of your four wives will give you a daughter in the future. When the time comes, I will give birth to four sons at once and ask them all to marry into my family and be my daughters-in-law."

"Damn! If you want to give birth to four little bastards at once, you're not afraid of tiring your wife."

"Tch! I'm afraid you'll be too tired to walk by then. If you marry four of them at once, you won't be exhausted tonight."

Seeing that the time was almost up, Guo Jing, as the master of ceremonies, gathered her inner energy and shouted, "The auspicious time has come, please take the places of the newcomers."

The procedure was carried out as usual, with one bow to the sky and two to the ground. When it was time to kneel down and worship his parents, Li Tian's parents, who were honest and responsible, sat nervously at the top, waiting for their wives to offer tea.

The old couple had never seen such a scene before, and they didn't know where to put their hands. They didn't expect that when they put three sticks of incense in that ruined temple, God would throw away a naked Li Tianxiao. And

This Li Tian has now become such a person, not to mention his ancestral glory, even his neighbors are taking credit for him.

After receiving the tea offered by the newlyweds, the old couple, who have been farmers for generations, trembled nervously with their hands. Not a single drop of tea was left in the cup of tea. It was better to just offer their respect to heaven and earth.

The magic stick has been an orphan since he was a child. He also regards Li Tian's parents as his own parents and worships him. Li Tian's father never dared to imagine that one day he would become the father of a god.

The magic stick is extremely serious. It can be said that this is the first time he has knelt down to a mortal couple except for the statue of his master and the sun god.

The magic stick took off the crown and held it in his hand. Li Tian's father grabbed it excitedly.

"Master God, you can't do it. This gift is too heavy." Li Tian's mother also followed suit, saying that the gift was too heavy for the two of them to enjoy it.

The magic stick was about to cry, "Two old men, I didn't say it was for you two elders. I was afraid that when I kneel down to you later, my bald head wouldn't be able to get stuck. If it fell and broke, I wanted to let it go first.

Beside."

Mr. Li was so embarrassed that he didn't know what to do. Li Tian picked up the divine crown and slapped his father on the head, "Dad! Just take it with you first. If you feel good, keep it. Why do you care so much? Anyway, God

From now on, you will be your godson and treat him as someone who respects you."

It didn't matter what Li Tian said, but all the distinguished guests and the kings in the audience were sweating profusely when they heard it. This was too childish. Wearing a divine crown on your head is equivalent to being a messenger of God, and the treatment you enjoy is different.

Li Tian simply regarded these secular levels as nothing.

The magic stick is also the boss of heaven and earth### He is the third oldest person and doesn’t care about secular concepts.

"Okay, I'll just ask you to wear it for a while, and then give it back to me." After saying this, the magic stick took Zhang Guihua and started to kneel down and serve tea. The old couple were so excited that they almost knelt down and gave the head back.

After paying homage to their parents, they did not enter the bridal chamber. The two newlyweds, Li Tian and Shen Gun, got on two large floats respectively. They wanted to circle around Chaodu City to let the people celebrate together. Otherwise, they would not be sorry for the onlookers outside.

The waiting people.

The top of the float is the seat for the groom and the bride. Shengun is the eldest brother, and his float is in front, and the driver is Zhou Bao. Li Tian is younger than Shengun, and his float is behind, and Feng Thor is the driver.

Thai.

The bride was wearing a red hijab, so she didn't look ugly at all. But the two grooms were smiling and full of dignity. Li Tian waved his hands to greet the people.

The magic stick was even more arrogant. He even picked up his big trumpet and began to bless the people loudly, "People of God, on this beautiful day, this messenger of God gives you the greatest blessing. May you be blessed by the Sun God."

May you be safe from disaster and disease, and live a happy life, Alaxiga!"

The people of Chaodu also love these two leaders of Chaodu very much. Especially the eclectic Sun God Envoy, who is often a happy topic after dinner. The people spontaneously throw red envelopes to the wedding float to express their feelings.

Blessings to both adults.

At this time, Zhou Bao and Feng Tuoer Taile were spoiled. Basically, all the red envelopes thrown on the float belonged to them. Many shop owners had given them quite a lot of gifts. Zhou Bao was driving the float.

, while opening the red envelope and counting the money happily.

"Leopard! Those are all mine, you are not allowed to embezzle." The magic stick was heartbroken when he saw it.

"Oh my God, Lord God Envoy, do you really care about this little money?"

"What little money! I saw it just now, and there was also a fifty-tael silver note."

"Hey, no matter how many people there are, we are the ones driving the train, it has nothing to do with you." Zhou Bao smiled and still opened the red envelope.

"Damn it! Stop it! I'm turning against you." The magic stick couldn't stand it anymore, so he went down to the top floor and came to the driving position.

"Oh my God! Lord God Envoy, the bride above cannot be there alone. This is unlucky. Good things come in pairs."

"###比! You kid, go up and help me for a while while I drive! What are you looking at? Why don't you go quickly!"

An astonishing scene magically appeared in front of the people of Chaodu. On the wedding car of the God Envoy, next to the bride, Zhou Bao, who looked dumbfounded, was sitting. But the groom, the God Envoy, was driving the cart.

, counting the money in the red envelope.

Li Tian on the float behind him was laughing so hard that he couldn't stand up straight, and the people were shouting crazily. Zhang Guilin, who was following the parade, clenched his hands in anger when he saw that his brother-in-law had done such a ridiculous thing.

He punched and cursed.

"You bastard, you are such a big bastard. How can this be justified? How can it be justified! My Zhang family wants to cancel the marriage!"


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