"What about you two? Do you hear me? What are you looking at?" All the detectives gathered around him.
The magic stick was so anxious that he was sweating profusely. Li Tian swallowed his saliva. Now it was too late for both of them to run away.
A policeman came over, slapped the magic stick, and shouted: "I'm asking you a damn question, I didn't hear you!"
The magic stick trembled with fright, his mind was blank, he mechanically pointed at the Earth Temple with his hand, and said: "Temple~~this temple~~"
Li Tian quickly took over the words, pointed to the painting on the wall and said: "Wonderful, it's so wonderful! Sir, look at this painting, it's really unprecedented, it's unprecedented, it's like clouds and flowing water, it's full of postures, it's really a painting
A once-in-a-lifetime masterpiece.”
All the policemen were confused and confused. One of them pointed at Li Tian and asked, "Who are you? What are you doing? What are you talking about?"
"My lord, you don't know yet, but this painting contains a secret."
"Secret? What secret?" Li Tian's words immediately aroused everyone's interest.
"My lord, what do you see in this painting?" Li Tian asked in a deep voice.
The agent who spoke looked at it for a long time and said, "A pair of water chickens?"
"Then what did you see?" Li Tian asked another detective.
"No need to ask, these are a pair of wild geese!"
"What do you think?" Li Tian asked another official.
"A pair of quails laid an egg."
"Look, here's the problem, isn't it? The secret of this painting is that it can test people's IQ. As long as they are not mentally retarded or idiots, they can basically understand what the painting is about? Please look at it carefully and look at it carefully.
Then he was answering. You are all from the Yamen, so don’t make others laugh." After Li Tian finished speaking, he ignored everyone and stared at the painting carefully without moving.
"Do you need to look at this? My wife's third uncle is a master of painting, and I am deeply influenced by him. I have been smart since I was a child, and I can tell at a glance that I am a pair of water chickens."
"Zhao Xiaosi, stop bragging. You are only at that level. You can't even read a few Chinese characters. This is a pair of wild geese."
"It's quail! Absolute quail!"
"Old Li, this is a painting of mandarin ducks~~"
"It's obviously two ducks~"
"No, the one on top is a chicken, and the one on the bottom is a goose~"
Li Tian quickly and quietly pulled the magic stick, and dragged him out, "You idiot, why are you in a daze? Why don't you leave quickly."
The two people quietly left the crowd, but they walked very slowly and did not dare to run for fear of attracting their attention. The magic stick said in a low voice: "What is the painting? We haven't cracked the code yet. What should the six tribesmen do if they are anxious?"
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"Don't worry, we agreed to wait for them for two days. I think even if they don't come tomorrow, they will leave another mark. Let's come back tomorrow and leave this place of right and wrong first." The two people walked slowly into the alley.
The patrolling police officers were still expressing their opinions and arguing with each other. An anxious policeman with a red face and a thick neck picked up a stone and said, "This is a pair of wild geese. The quail you mentioned should look like this."
Finally, I drew a quail from my imagination on the wall.
"That thing you drew is a hemp thing, it should look like this." Another one also drew one.
"Hahaha, I'm laughing so hard. You two call that painting, look at me~~"
"That's not right of yours either, look at me~~"
While they were arguing, Li Tian and Shengun came to a large restaurant, where they were basically safe.
"Shengun, come out with some money, eat some food, and find a place to stay. I don't have a penny left on me," Li Tian said.
"Oh my god, why did you call me into the restaurant? All my hidden money was taken away." When money was mentioned, the magician became heartbroken.
"Don't tell me that you don't have any money hidden with you. Just let me lend it to you and pay you interest."
"Since I was hungry in the morning, I have already taken out the money if I have it." The magician was a little anxious.
Seeing this, Li Tian knew that the magic stick was really out of money. A feeling of hunger came from his stomach. Smelling the fragrant food on the table next to him, the two of them swallowed their saliva.
"Sir, what would you two like to order?" a waiter asked politely.
"Well, um, let's sit down and leave. We still have some things to do." The magic stick said sheepishly.
"The two of you, please sit down slowly." The waiter was very sensible and didn't chase the two of them away.
"Hmph! A pair of poor people want to come here and eat for free." A fat man at the table next to him said unkindly.
"Mom, I'm fatter than you, I have to take care of my business." I was very embarrassed because I had no money, and others gossiped about me, so I immediately replied.
"You dare to scold me, you are so bald and you want to die, you poor guy, why don't you get out of here." The fat man suddenly stood up and shouted arrogantly.
The magic stick also stood up angrily. When Li Tian saw it, he quickly pulled the magic stick back and said, "Forget it, don't argue with this damn fat man, let's go."
Pulling and pulling the magic stick out, the magic stick felt very angry, "Li Tian, I have to beat this pig head today. Look at his behavior, how dare you tell me to get out!"
"Gun, don't worry, I won't spare this kid. When he comes out after eating, let's find a place with few people and train him properly. Don't we have no money? Then grab it, there are many people now.
We can't fight each other, and I'm too embarrassed to rob the poor people. If this pig's head is delivered to the door, then I'll even rob the money and hurt him, let him know why the flowers are so red." Li Tian said to the magic stick slowly.
"Let me tell you, when did you, Li Tian, start to be a good person? This is enough for us to be buddies. With our skills, we can't beat those with martial arts skills. It should be no problem to beat this pig head. Find a place where no one is around for a while.
It's a fair fight between two and one." When the magician heard that he wanted to steal the fat man's money, he immediately became energetic.
"You attack from the front, and I'll sap him from behind. The tactical coordination must be tacit, and the guiding ideology cannot be messed up."
"I'm going to prepare some more lime powder, just in case. Anyway, we are too embarrassed to engage in an honest fight. We can't afford to lose that person. If word spreads about it and makes people laugh, how can we get along in the world in the future?"
"For your shameless spirit and nerves, I, Li Tian, pay the highest respect."
"Let me encourage you!" The two shameless guys shook hands fiercely.
Two hours later, the fat man finally walked out of the restaurant, filling his stomach and taking leisurely steps. He didn't even know that he had been stared at by two guys with evil intentions.
"Damn it, fat man, we meet again." The magic stick waved his arms and stopped in front of the fat man.
The fat man glanced at Shengun. In terms of body shape, he was a bit bigger than Shengun. He clearly had an advantage in body. He said nonchalantly: "You are so bald. Are you looking for a fight? Do you know who I am? I am."
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Before the fat man could finish his words, the magic stick launched a sneak attack, "I'll poke my eyes, lift my vaginal legs, damn it, I'm going to beat you, you damn fat man, I don't care who you are~"
The fat man was caught off guard by the magic stick. He finally pushed the magic stick away. He pointed at the magic stick angrily and said viciously: "I have to kill you today. If you dare to sneak attack on me, I am~" The fat man still didn't take it.
After saying that, he fell to the ground.
Li Tian held up a thick wooden stick, stood behind the fat man and said, "I don't know who you are. Stick, search me, you know where the money is hidden."
The actions of the two people can be described in four words, that is, they returned home with a full load.
"Why does this damn fat guy carry so much money? Who is he? It's really puzzling." The magic stick looked at the banknotes and gold ingots in his hand, not to mention how excited he was.
"First find a high-end inn to stay. The more high-end the place, the less likely the government will check at night. Wait until early tomorrow morning to gather the people from the six tribes and leave the city quickly, and there is still something important to do." Li Tian said as he walked.
"What's the big deal?" the magic stick asked casually.
"My royal marshal's gold seal was confiscated by He Jiugu. I'm afraid that she will give it to the rebel government. If our people don't know about this, that thing can mobilize the entire army of Da'an." Li Tian said to
I was very anxious about this matter.
Just when Li Tian and Shen Gun made a fortune and were looking for an inn everywhere. In the mansion of the Fu Yin Master in Xinyang City, the Fu Yin Master Wei looked at his old friend He Jiugu with a fascination, "Jiu Gu
Ah, your information this time must be wrong. I have just received a report from Master Yang, the military counselor, that Marshal Li Tian and the divine envoy of Da'an have been burned to death in Wangqiutan by Master Yang. This is a big blow to my army of Guihe.
That’s very exciting news.”
"Li Tian is dead? What about those people in my dungeon?" When He Jiugu heard this, she was very suspicious of Fu Yin's words.
"Well, that's right, those few are definitely fake. Lord Yang is a famous ghost military advisor. Besides, who dares to talk nonsense about this kind of thing? It was a military notice issued by the Ministry of War. Now in the territory of our country, Guihe
, a group of ruthless gangs appeared, specifically targeting officials and wealthy businessmen for assassinations, causing people to panic. I guess the few you arrested may be their accomplices." Mr. Fu Yin said to He Jiugu.
He Jiugu thought for a moment, the military documents of the Ministry of War were not random. Could it be that those who escaped from me were really fake? He Jiugu touched the golden seal of the Marshal Protector on her waist and originally wanted to take it out and call him
Mr. Fu Yin checked to see if it was genuine. But on second thought, he decided to forget it. Since it was a fake, he went back to have the gold seal turned into some jewelry.
"Then Mr. Fu Yin will not continue the investigation?" He Jiugu asked.
"No, we must not only investigate, but also investigate ruthlessly. Starting tomorrow, as long as there are more than five people carrying knives in the city, they will all be put in jail first. We must not be lenient to this group of criminals. I will instruct the people below.
, for every one caught, a reward of ten taels of silver will be given."
"Sir, I will also go to the prison to help you identify them one by one. These people killed my men, and my ninth aunt will never let them go!"
"Then thank you for your hard work, Jiu Gu, hehe." Fu Yin said, reaching for Jiu Gu's towering breasts.
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