"What Kung Fu?" Lin Miaolan is now very interested in Kung Fu. Since practicing basic cultivation techniques, she has been in great spirits, and her skin has become whiter and more delicate, like a shelled egg. What makes her even more delighted is that her breasts seem to be bigger.
A little.
"Look at my palm!" Lin Yifeng stretched out his hand.
"Is it possible to conjure things out of thin air?" Lin Miaolan asked excitedly.
"It's not that powerful yet." Lin Yifeng smiled and said, "Take a bite and try it."
"Bite you?" Lin Miaolan was stunned, hurriedly shook her head and waved her hands: "If I don't bite you, it will hurt you."
"Bite it, it'll be okay, you will be pleasantly surprised." Lin Yifeng said with a smile.
Lin Miaolan couldn't help but be moved by the word surprise. She opened her small mouth slightly, revealing her white agate-like teeth, bit it lightly, and said doubtfully: "It's nothing."
"Bite as hard as you can," Lin Yifeng said calmly.
"Is this really going to happen?" Lin Miaolan didn't dare to speak. If she really took a sudden bite, Lin Yifeng's palms were not made of steel and would definitely bleed.
"Yeah! If you want to learn the next kung fu, please bite me as much as you want." Lin Yifeng nodded seriously.
"Uh, okay then!" Lin Miaolan opened her mouth wide this time, approached Lin Yifeng's palm, and then bit down hard.
"Ouch!" Lin Miaolan suddenly screamed in pain and let go of her mouth. She almost lost her teeth. She covered her mouth with painful tears rolling in her eyes. She looked at Lin Yifeng with aggrieved and angry look. She was speechless for a moment.
"Ah haha——" Lin Yifeng couldn't help laughing, and tears of laughter were about to flow out.
"Hmph!" Lin Miaolan recovered from the pain and glared: "Bad guys, bad guys, they will tease me. What kind of skills are they? I don't want to learn anymore. I will go back to my room to sleep now." After saying that, she wanted to leave.
"Baby, don't be angry, I'm just kidding you." Lin Yifeng hugged Lin Miaolan and explained, "How did it feel when you bit me just now?"
She struggled in Lin Yifeng's arms to leave, but it was in vain. Lin Miaolan could only stop moving and still said angrily: "It seems like she bit a piece of iron."
"Hey, isn't it awesome?" Lin Yifeng asked with a smile.
"It's not great, not great at all. I almost lost all my teeth." Lin Miaolan said.
"It's not just that my palms are as hard as iron, my whole body is the same." Lin Yifeng chuckled.
Lin Miaolan suddenly thought of something and glanced under Lin Yifeng. She wanted to ask but was embarrassed to ask, so she simply said: "I don't believe what you said now. Who told you to tease me just now?"
"Well, let's do this..." Looking around the room, Lin Yifeng didn't see anything particularly hard, so he said: "Go outside to the yard to see what is the hardest, and then bring it in, and I will give you a chance to punish me.
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"Ha, finally you said something human. Now I really want to punish you, otherwise I won't be able to swallow it in one breath."
Lin Miaolan skipped out, and after a while she came in with an iron lump as big as a fist in her hand, and proudly waved it to Lin Yifeng: "The hardest thing is in my hand, how do you want me to punish you?"
That’s good.”
"Come here!" Lin Yifeng lowered his head slightly, pointed at his head, and said seriously: "Smash it here, hit it hard, hit it as hard as you can. If you're polite, I'll be angry."
Lin Miaolan was stunned, looking at the top of Lin Yifeng's head in disbelief, and then at Lin Yifeng's expression, and said worriedly: "Smash the forehead? It's very fragile there, what if it's broken?"
"It's okay, it broke. It's not your fault, it's my head that's too soft, hehe." Lin Yifeng couldn't wait.
"Are you really going to smash it?" Lin Miaolan was still worried, as if she saw Lin Yifeng's head being smashed by her, with blood splattering everywhere.
"Oh, mother-in-law, smash it." Lin Yifeng said loudly.
"Oh, then I'll smash it!" Seeing that Lin Yifeng was angry, Lin Miaolan immediately smashed it down, but the fist-sized iron lump in her hand only lightly touched Lin Yifeng's head.
Lin Yifeng was so angry that he almost wanted to snatch Tie Giaodu away and do it himself. He couldn't help but said angrily: "Smash it as hard as you can!"
"Yeah!" Lin Miaolan gritted her teeth, raised the iron lump, and tried to hit it harder. Then she looked at Lin Yifeng's expression and saw no change. Then she hit it again. Lin Yifeng was still the same. Lin Miaolan finally believed Lin Yifeng's words this time.
, she took a deep breath, raised the iron knob in her hand high, and slammed it down as if Lin Yifeng was a vicious villain.
"Ah!" Lin Miaolan screamed in pain, and the moment it hit Lin Yifeng's head, it seemed as if she had hit an object harder than an iron lump. The rebound force caused severe pain in her mouth, and the iron lump in her hand almost fell to the ground.
"Hey, how's it going? Isn't it awesome?" Lin Yifeng said proudly.
"How is it possible? Are you really not in pain? Don't bear it." Lin Miaolan couldn't believe it. She touched Lin Yifeng's head here and there. Nothing happened. It couldn't be better.
"This is the Kung Fu I'm going to teach you next, called the Golden Bell Shield." Lin Yifeng said.
"Ah!" Lin Miaolan's eyes shone, "Is it no wonder that after practicing it, it is said to be invulnerable?"
"Hehe, not bad, do you still want to learn?" Lin Yifeng asked.
"I want to learn, I want to learn." Lin Miaolan said hurriedly: "Such a powerful kung fu, if you don't want to learn it, you are a fool. Come and teach me quickly."
"Don't be anxious. You believe me so easily, but I am not at ease." Lin Yifeng raised the corner of his mouth slightly, showing an evil smile: "Please help me, master, take off my clothes first."
"What do you want to do?" Lin Miaolan's beautiful eyes were fixed on Lin Yifeng, but her heartbeat couldn't help but speed up. Is this guy's lower body...
"What's on your mind can't escape my sharp eyes. Are you curious whether the statement you just made that I'm as hard as my whole body is true or false?" The corners of Lin Yifeng's mouth widened, revealing a set of white teeth. In Lin Miaolan's view, it seemed a bit awe-inspiring, as if
As if he wanted to eat her.
"Well, I'm a little curious!" Lin Miaolan lowered her head slightly, and two red clouds rose up on her pretty face. She knew very clearly that Lin Yifeng was already very powerful in that area. If he were as hard as iron, he would not let her live.
He will be tortured to death.
Lin Miaolan was more worried than curious and wanted to confirm. If it was true, then she would definitely not do what Lin Yifeng loved to do. She then reached out her hand and slowly took off Lin Yifeng's clothes, pretending to take off his pants.
At that time, he was stopped by Lin Yifeng.
Lin Miaolan couldn't help but look confused, and Lin Yifeng explained: "I'm teasing you, except for the big bird below me, every part of my body is as hard as iron."
Lin Miaolan breathed a sigh of relief, but said angrily: "Bad guy, you always bully me, I want you to make it up to me and teach me how to practice the Golden Bell Cover right away!"
"Okay, but you have to take off your clothes." Lin Yifeng said seriously.
"Humph, it's best to tell the truth, otherwise I won't be able to spare you, and I won't be able to bite your other hard parts, so I'll just bite you -" Lin Miaolan suddenly realized that she had said the wrong thing, and shut up quickly, her face instantly turning red.