I have watched 3,000 episodes of Pleasant Goat, and know how to escape from various escape rooms, 900 kinds of food poisoning, 300 ways to use the protagonist's halo, and 800 ways to cook meat. Don't mess with me, even if you have watched Xinwen Lianbo and Conan.
I have watched Journey to the West more than 40 times, all kinds of beatings with sticks, all kinds of monkey-head rescuers, seventy-two transformations, thousands of miles away in an instant, don’t mess with me, even if you have watched Xi Yangyang, Conan and Xinwen Lianbo
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I have watched more than 3,000 zombie movies, and I know more than 700 ways to catch corpses, 300 ways to destroy corpses, and all kinds of ancestor possessions. Don't mess with me, otherwise you won't be able to do it even if you have watched News Network Conan and Pleasant Goat's Journey to the West at the same time.
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I have watched more than a thousand movies. I am proficient in various positions and rubbing techniques. I use the vibrator skillfully ###. If you mess with me, you won’t know how high you are! Don’t mess with me, otherwise you will have watched Conan News Network and
Neither Pleasant Goat nor Journey to the West plus zombies will work.
I have eaten thousands of national foods, drank Sanlu milk powder, and eaten gutter oil. I know 100,000 additives and can make thousands of snacks. I can skillfully use clenbuterol, nitrites, formaldehyde, zearacol, and other unlimited ingredients.
Stimulate your taste buds. Remember, don’t mess with me, otherwise you’ve watched Conan, Xinwen Lianbo, Xi Yang Yang, Journey to the West, Zombie, etc.!
Now let’s start the second one.
Abbreviated as y. College classmate + roommate + best friend.
Later, I joined a company and needed a long period of training. The first level training was in school, and the second level training was outside the school, at the company base. The training place was far away from home. Her home was very close. Thinking that they were good friends, I shamelessly mentioned it to her.
My request to stay there was unexpectedly rejected immediately, with a bunch of reasons given. I won’t go into details, but I thought it was all there, it’s okay to put something away, right? I brought it up again
, she thought for a while and said with an embarrassed look, okay, but it can only be put on Friday at the latest. Damn, that day is already Wednesday!!! Am I crazy? I pulled it in and out again. Just say it yourself
Forget it. Then I asked her when we were going to rent a house. Because we had agreed to join the same company and rent a house together outside, and many of my classmates had found good companions. I thought it would be okay if we agreed from the beginning.
The problem has never been urgent. Who would have thought that when there was less than a month left before I officially started my job, she would actually refuse to rent me!!! My family did not agree, and if I wanted to rent, I would have to ask her man or her sister.
I'll figure it out myself. Why didn't you tell me earlier!!! I was really angry that time. I think I'm a really good-tempered person, but that time I was really angry!
Later, I was lucky. I finally found two roommates who were looking at houses. She came to see me again and asked me if she could share a room with me. Then we both paid the 1/3 share.
She paid me the rent every month. I asked her why she suddenly wanted to rent again. She seemed to be saying that she had a conflict with her boyfriend or something, but I forgot about it. Then I thought that this kind of thing is something we all do together.
It was discussed. Now if she wants to join in, I have to discuss it with two other people, so I told her my idea and asked her to wait for my reply. As a result, I had dinner with one of the two people the next day.
Just when I was about to talk about it, someone said that y went to her yesterday to discuss renting together. "She was the one who expressed that idea to me." The other party said no, there are too many people and it is too noisy. There are only 3 people. Then y told her
, then the three of us will rent it, why don’t we just kick her out!!!
Later, we decisively cut off contact. About a year later, she started to contact me again, and everyone was fine. I also felt that I couldn’t deny her everything just because of one thing, and I gave her a chance. Although it wasn’t something like renting a house, I wouldn’t touch it.
If you love someone, someone will shoot you in front of me, but if you need someone, just let me go if you don't need it. I won't give a chance to such a person. If given a chance, I will limit myself to ordinary friends and not cross the line.
At that time, Lu Zhui had just resigned and was working at the company of her boyfriend's good friend. It was very free, and he could go or not. Anyway, he was only given a salary of 2,000 yuan a month, and the salary was not high. My boyfriend was relatively petty bourgeoisie, and he was not a rich man.
She is not a rich second generation, and her salary is not high, but she is very accommodating to me. So I often still have some spare money. After she found out, she started calling me every day to ask me to go out to eat and play. At first, I felt bored, so she would just basically do it every time.
As long as there was nothing wrong, I gradually started to realize that she took the initiative to ask me out every time, but she never gave me money. Every time she saw me, she said she had no money, no money, and she still had 50 yuan left and half of it.
Yue didn’t know what to do. But every time she made an appointment, she would take a taxi. I also worked hard to squeeze into the bus and subway, so I used the money I saved to treat her to food, drinks and fun. Fortunately, she took a special car to go back and forth.
I never give money, so I will enjoy it more~~
Every time I say I have no money, I post it on WeChat when I don’t see anyone. Today I bought a set of xx cosmetics, a bag, clothes, and a pair of shoes...
.. Later, I said I wanted to take a photo of my girlfriends. I said yes, and then I went to see it. I found a hotel and the discount was 699 per person. After I told her, she refused to go... Suddenly she didn’t want to take the photo, Nima.
Why didn’t you just say you didn’t want to pay!!! Do you think I paid for you to take the photos????
What pissed me off the most was that at the end of November, I started posting on Space WeChat that I had no money, pretending to be poor, and said I couldn’t afford food. After reading it, she actually liked it! Then she continued to call me and asked me to go out. I said
I still have more than 100 yuan left. I don’t know when my salary will be paid next month. It’s not fun to go out without money. She said that if we don’t have money, let’s go find a place to drink tea. I said that drinking tea doesn’t cost money.
Well, after I paid those dozens of yuan, I went to drink Mistral before my salary was paid? When she heard what I said, she probably felt bad and continued to make trouble, so she found an excuse to hang up the phone. Later, it was not until the beginning of December.
It seems that he only called me twice. He sent me a message once, saying that he bought a new mobile phone and changed his number. Haha.
It started again after the 10th. She called me whenever she had time, and I said I had no money. She said it was already the 10th and she still hadn’t been paid yet?
Whether or not I pay you wages is none of your business, but if I do, I must use it to honor you?
I haven't gone out since then. Occasionally she calls me and says she has something to do and doesn't want to go out. Now I have no contact with her.
So I say, as a human being, you should leave some room for yourself. Don't always take the face that others give you to others. People just don't want to speak too clearly. In fact, everyone knows what is going on.
Okay. Let’s post these two. My arms are sore from typing on the keyboard. I’ll take a break.
Wei Ai 18: And if you don’t continue to be nice to her, she will say bad things about me in front of mutual friends outside!!! Say that I ignore her, play with others, betray friendship, etc. Anyway, she is talking about me.