A man had a stomachache and went to see a doctor. The doctor told him that he was constipated and needed to inject a suppository into ###. So he followed the doctor's instructions, took off his pants and bent down, enduring the pain, and let the doctor insert the medicine into his back.
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"You have to take the medicine every six hours and it will take a week to recover," the doctor said. That night, the man went home, but he had trouble getting the medicine into the back, so he asked his wife to come over and help. His wife understood.
After figuring out how to take the medication.
The man took off his pants and bent over. His wife put one hand on his shoulder and stuffed the medicine into his back with the other hand. "Damn it!" the man cursed loudly. "What's wrong?" asked the wife, "I did it.
Does it hurt you?"
"No," he replied, "I just remembered that the doctor put both hands on my shoulders in the morning.
It was already the morning of the second day of Christmas Eve, and Santa Claus finally returned home after working all night. He sat by the stove with some emptiness in his heart, slowly warming his frozen hands. Waiting for the few animals around him
After the reindeer fell asleep, Santa Claus got up and walked to a pile of remaining gifts. He pretended to be casual but carefully took out a brand new red hat from the gifts. "Merry Christmas." Santa Claus said softly.
Say it yourself.
When I climb the ancient city wall, when I caress the decayed pillars and beams, when I lean on the railing and look into the distance with excitement, there will always be a trace of sourness rushing into my throat, and I will always hear a voice saying loudly: Remember? You
His ancestor's name was Yanhuang.
So Wang Ping and Chen Gong returned to their dormitory smoothly. As soon as the three of them returned to the dormitory, they each found their own beds and lay down on them and fell asleep.
Just like all students, there is nothing special about Wang Ping, Sun Yang and Lei Ming. At most, they can only do a little bit of business.
In fact, like all students, Wang Ping and the others also like to speak ill of their class teacher behind their backs, and they also have a sense of awe for their class teacher.
Wang Ping's class teacher is called Chen Hou, and Wang Ping and his classmates call Chen Hou's nickname "Brother Hou".
I have collected a little bit of Hou Hou’s classic quotations, actually! Brother Hou is quite good. Sometimes he is stern, sometimes he pouts cutely, and sometimes he can make the whole class laugh with just one sentence! As a class teacher, he is sometimes annoying and likes to nag, but
Think about it, it is not easy for him as a class teacher. He always has to think about us. He has many famous quotes!
.Our class is not a marriage agency!!
The heavy industry in Nanchong City carries stones, the light industry plays pot bosses, and the tertiary industry plays mahjong. Are there no ethnic minorities in their class? Do they have no religious beliefs? Don’t pretend to be a Bodhisattva or Buddha, he will not bless you to go to college!
The outside world is very exciting, but also very helpless... Their school is just a group of unscrupulous leaders and a group of unscrupulous students!
Men are afraid of getting into the wrong profession, and women are afraid of marrying the wrong man. Don't say anything!
If you sleep well in the first thirty years, you will not wake up in the next thirty years; if you sleep in the first thirty years, you will not wake up in the next thirty years.
I don’t know where you get so much sleepiness in a day? When Tsinghua University and Peking University collect pigs, you can go in
You only need to understand the topics discussed these days. This is for your appreciation!
As soon as I leave, you will celebrate the New Year~~~ People can be selfish, but they cannot be self-centered!
If you start this question, you won't be able to finish both books... Some people pretend to be Lin Daiyu as soon as they enter school, and become Lin Chong as soon as they come home!
The girl in our class is a treasure!!!
What if these questions are asked in the college entrance examination? China's 1.3 billion population has to take the exam to 1.5 billion. Go back after the holidays and take a good look at whether there are any problems with the feng shui of your house? Are there any problems with the ancestral graves?
You can't even be a dormitory manager, so you are worthy of being my student? If I see disharmony in the class and other classes being rude, I will punish them! Some people take a holiday and spend 20 days, oh oh
, it’s the monthly exam, waiting a moment, oh, it’s the final exam again...~~~
Follow a good person and learn from a good person, follow a teacher’s wife and become a false god!
The physics teacher and the principal once exposed his underwear during class and walked back and forth in the classroom as if nothing had happened. Later, the whole class saw it and laughed until the end of the get out of class! From then on, he became the laughingstock of Wang Ping and others.
Although we are very naughty, we love you very much!..Dear men###, the tickets are not enough and the pockets are empty. If you want to increase the number of grandpas, please send me a private message! You can do it regardless of time, place and time.
I'm sorry, if you are the one, don't disturb me!
I don’t know what happened to Wang Ping’s school recently. It’s a mess. There are often thefts, mobile phones, computers... forget all these things, but today, someone actually stole the bottled water from the water delivery uncle, and even carried away the bucket.
Now, the water delivery uncle has to pay compensation to the school. Is that person still a human being?
Others have worked so hard to earn so little money, but you are... really speechless. Now there is a curse notice posted downstairs in the dormitory. At that time, Wang Ping and the others wanted to write +10086 on it. It was so shameful.
But it was okay in the end. Wang Ping and the others just gave 800 yuan to the uncle who delivered the water. Wang Ping and the others ran away after giving him 800 yuan. No matter how hard they chased the uncle who delivered the water, they couldn't catch up, haha.
In fact, campus life is really pure and innocent. Sometimes when we look back and think about those years of campus life, it is really beautiful.
He and I are classmates, and we have also been seatmates. We played very well when we were seatmates, and we often looked at each other. When the teacher changed his seat, he told the teacher that he didn't want to change. At that time, I often folded some boats and stuff, which made me feel uncomfortable.
I put all the trouble on him on the table, and he hasn’t thrown it away yet, and we still text each other every day.
My classmates all said that he likes me, but he has a girlfriend. Although he has no feelings for her, she just won't let go, but I think it's better to distance myself, but I really can't control myself, and
If I ignore him, he will ask me what's wrong and what should I do.
First of all, he likes you. As for his girlfriend pestering him, it's normal. Usually if a boy doesn't like her, he will keep dragging her. He drags her because he doesn't feel it. Being with you means he likes you. Now the poster is like before
Same, then wait for him to break up and wait for him to confess.
Four people were playing cards, and she and I lost, and then my friends started yelling at each other, saying, "Kiss me, kiss me." Then I became shy and said that I bought a watch last year. My friend continued to yell, "I'm short. I'm embarrassed."
Damn it, before I could react at the time, that girl came over and took my first kiss away from me. He and I were classmates and were roommates, and we played very well when we were roommates, and we often talked to each other.
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When the teacher changed the seat, he told the teacher that he didn’t want to change. At that time, I often folded some boats and stuff, and if I thought it was troublesome to pile them on the table, I would push them all to him. He still hasn’t thrown them away, and we still send text messages every day.
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When we arrived at the scene, many contestants participating in the Strait Race were waiting for their rankings and the moment they stepped onto the podium. Finally, I saw it on the report card of Gu Bin, the boss of Running Bar: First place, Shanghai Pudong New District Team,
The total time was 11 hours, 42 minutes and 49 seconds, and the best time was 2 hours, 42 minutes and 21 seconds (Zhou Qixiang).
While we were excited, we quietly waited for the moment when we stood on the highest podium. It was not until 2:30 in the afternoon that the award ceremony began. Each of the top thirty people went back to their respective homes. Each team was dispatched.
A representative came to the stage to receive the award, and we asked Zhou Qixiang, who had the best performance, to come to the stage to receive the award, so the scene at the beginning of this article occurred.
My third Xiamen Marathon, despite being injured and not training much, not only refreshed the PB, but also helped the team win the first place in the Cross-Strait City Marathon Invitational Tournament, which can be described as a great victory. Maybe attitude determines everything, it is me
My love for the Xiamen Marathon inspired me to strengthen my faith, persevere, measure the beautiful road around the island with my feet, and run towards the door of victory step by step.
The spirit of the Xiamen Marathon is "never stop". I hope that with this pursuit and love, I can witness the vicissitudes of the Xiamen Marathon and run forever. You can eat normally, but not too much, otherwise you will gain weight. If necessary for the competition
, you can eat one stick 1-2 days before each long-distance training. You can eat it every day for a week before the competition, 1 stick every 2 days or 2 sticks every 3 days. Eating too much will cause tooth decay. Do not eat it on the morning of the competition.
Otherwise, I would always want to go to wc.
In fact, the purpose of writing a summary every time I finish a race is, firstly, to try to write down the most realistic scenes and feelings at that time. Many years later, when I read these articles again, I can recall the scene on the racetrack that year. Secondly,
I will share some experiences, training methods, how to prepare before the race, etc. with other runners, such as why the North Marathon failed, why the Xiamen Marathon succeeded, etc. I hope that runners can analyze and summarize through examples to find out what is best for them.
methods to ensure stable performance on the field. I am willing to be an experimental product, and it doesn’t matter even if I fail a few times.
What Guohua writes is not only her own review, but also her rich experience and experience as a horse racing partner. It’s so touching! It’s just that you really need to recuperate, but I know that stubborn young people like you may not listen to it. I’m done.
I feel at peace with myself.
He has good physical fitness, strong strength, and has never been injured. He ran tnf100 in 2012, wearing Duowei running shoes, without any supplies or equipment, and still ran eighth. He was first in the first 20km, still ahead of Yunyanqiao and Yang Jiagan.
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I learned a lot. I also understood more concretely that making progress and pursuing better results requires attention to a lot of details, attentiveness, and a good attitude.
The physical education teacher will go rescue you, and all the teachers and students and I will pick you up at the school gate!"
: Tao Zi is still checking in at another one. She is the sister who first did dance exercises with them. I guess she is okay. It is because of you that I have more friends here. It is easier to stick to friends when they are together.
Baby Jinjin: Look, she is the leader over there and we are the subordinates. Here you are the leader and come here to be subordinates? I don’t care, we are subordinates everywhere. Baby Jinjin: I think she will feel uncomfortable
, if we had been together since the beginning of the thread, it might have been fine. But now that we have joined in, there is a huge gap in ability and popularity, and we will feel ignored.