"Paralyzed, I'm going to kill this beast." All the veins on Sun Yang's forehead popped out. He gritted his teeth and looked at Lei Ming, who looked crazy. "Pa." Wang Ping slapped Lei Ming on the face, and Lei Ming didn't react at all.
No, Wang Ping's own hands turned red.
"Let's see? Are you sure you want to kill this thick-skinned evil spirit?" Wang Ping said calmly, as if he had expected all this, and he calmly folded his arms and looked at Lei Ming grunting.
Gulu tells "stories" with strong taste.
"Forget it." Sun Yang gave up. "I'd better tolerate it a little bit." Sun Yang shook his head helplessly. Something happened to Wang Ping and Sun Yang. Lei Ming didn't know at all and was still looking at the endless distance in the distance unconsciously.
The darkness was speaking loudly.
"Sister Moon finished washing and started to prune the forest. She took out a shiny little nail clipper, straightened the mirror and started to prune the forest. She grabbed a handful and gave it a scolding sound."
"Tsk tsk, it's so lush. A large piece of fur is scattered on Sister Moon's bed. The highlight is: Sister Moon piled the fur together, then covered it with a pillow gorgeously, just like that!
Lord Lei Ming, I suddenly twitched. Tell me what it was like for her to sleep at night!!
Then Mr. Lei Ming, I saw someone coming next door, so I knocked on the door to signal Sister Yue, but she came running towards me wearing little underwear.
Sister Yue made a sheep voice and flashed her colored contacts and said: Dear, do you have any sunscreen?
So Mr. Lei Ming, I dug and dug... I took out the water baby that my mother gave to Mr. Lei Ming. I pretended to be a good person and took it out. I saw Sister Yue said with disgust: Oh, I only use Chanel.
!
I'm going to use Chanel on your uncle's house. I'll just hang it and you can watch it! So Mr. Lei Ming, I put it away decisively. Sister Yue said hurriedly: Oops, I forgot the Chanel! It's all my fault that the nanny didn't remind me... that
I'll use yours first! Sister Yue is coming to get it.
Lord Lei Ming, when I think about what she did before washing her hands just now, Lord Lei Ming, I feel a chill.
So Mr. Lei Ming said to me: Uh, let me squeeze it for you, it just so happens that I still need to use it. So I squeezed it ten centimeters above Sister Yue’s dark fleshy hand with a few hairs on it.
So Sister Moon sexyly raised her thick black legs and applied the water baby my mother gave to Lord Lei Ming on various parts of her body.
After a while, Sister Yue gave the order! I said to Mr. Lei Ming: Dear, I need to paint my private parts. Can you help me?
Lord Lei Ming, I agreed as if I was dead, so Sister Yue raised her beautiful armpits. I can say that in my whole life, I have never smelled such authentic armpit odor. This feeling is like eating stinky tofu in the toilet, perfect.
I saw such a big smelly jungle! I saw all kinds of foreign objects in the jungle!
I can smell the stench coming towards my face!"
"Oh, it's numb." Although Sun Yang had always thought that his endurance was very strong, when he heard this, he couldn't help but curse.
Looking at Wang Ping standing calmly, with no frown on his face, and his expression never changed once from beginning to end, this is the real man, this is the man Sun Yang deserves to learn from.
A truly responsible man!
Of course, the person behind the story of Lei Ming was naturally ignored by Sun Yang.
"Lei Ming, you beast, are you done?" Sun Yang shook Lei Ming vigorously.
"Need not
It's useless to push him. Didn't you see Lei Ming talking so excitedly now? Just think of it as exercising your endurance, which is also of great benefit to you." Wang Ping said to Sun Yang while holding back a smile.
"Oh, damn it! I'm going to die here." Sun Yang looked up to the sky in sorrow.
"I said, Wang Ping, Sun Yang, do you know how exciting that girl is? At that time, the teacher was really good. The short-sighted instructor thought Wang Yueliang was a man, so he assigned her to my dormitory.
Let the two of us live together, of course, don't envy me, this is not only the best thing."
Lei Ming suddenly came back to his senses and turned to Wang Ping and said.
"Well, what is the most beautiful thing?" Wang Ping asked involuntarily, but he regretted it after asking.
"Gaga, the best thing is that Wang Yueliang didn't tell the instructor. This shows that Wang Yueliang fell in love with me at first sight, and even fell in love with me crazily. Hahahahaha..."
Thunder laughed.
"Fuck." Wang Ping was speechless.
"So Lord Lei Ming, I carefully picked up my water baby and wiped it near my armpits, and then I put down Sister Moon's hairy black hooves."
Lei Ming continued.
"Sister Yue was not happy and said: You haven't applied it yet! So Lord Lei Ming, I took the courage to say: Just squeeze in and get in. Sister Yue is different from ordinary people~
So she smiled like a dog-tail flower in spring
Said: Hanhan is still the best ~ I know she is plump ~ Master Lei Ming, I lamented silently.
No wonder Sister Furong and Sister Feng are so confident! It turns out that such top-notch women can be confident.!
"Military training started in the afternoon, and Sister Moon still wore the bright pink butterfly. Because the teacher had to wear a military training hat, Sister Moon put the bow around the hat and tied it.
At first glance, I thought that the bandage on the head wound bag was actually used by Nao Quexiang to fix the swill. - Master Lei Ming During my military training, the instructor asked us to stand in a military posture. Sister Yue said: I have been weak physically since I was a child.
I can't afford long-term physical exertion. My mommy said, I can only take care of you.
We were immediately in awe of her. This stalwart figure is weak, so what should we do?! But the instructor doesn't care about our sister Yue's frail little body.
So half an hour later, our great Sister Moon was talking and fell down gracefully. Sister Moon's bright eyes flashed with beautiful eyes, and she looked at the instructor affectionately. Our instructor was only better than us.
We are 3 years older and really put our instructors to shame."
"Well, Wang Ping, Lei Ming was indeed with us during the military training, right?"
Sun Yang asked Wang Ping hesitantly.
"Yes, don't be surprised. This is just a different world view. Although in our eyes, Wang Yueliang is a village girl, in Lei Ming's eyes, she is a fairy. Everyone's values are completely different, you know
?Sun Yang, you must remember this."
Wang Ping said with a smile.
"Okay, I remember." Sun Yang replied helplessly.
"So our instructors helped Sister Moon to the plastic lawn where she was resting. Sister Moon elegantly took a cute little drink made in Korea and started to sip it.
When she was done, she took out her high-end imitation brand "Channel" nail polish, and the shiny all-purpose nail clipper that she had just trimmed her hair at noon, and started to trim her long, dark pig hooves. After 40 minutes, we also took a break.