"It's you who makes me drunk, makes me burst into tears. I don't want to sleep, I don't want to drink water, I just want you to accompany me. Even if I love you to pieces, I won't back down. I will chase after you, and I will give you to you. It's all because of you.
That dream date was just a push. You pushed open my balls and moved back and forth in my balls~~~."
In the face of Liu Tao's dirty singing, we can't complain. But the lyrics he sang were enough to make the original lyricist commit suicide in shame. Liu Daguan once heard the fat man say that he ruined a classic old song.
song, the most direct way is to set that song as the wake-up ringtone.
To turn a love song into a funny song, just sing it by turning your heart into an egg character. Liu Tao has tried this method, and it really feels great.
But the result was that he woke up Tong Yaoyao who was sleeping. Tong Yaoyao unceremoniously grabbed the pillow and threw it at him.
"In my egg, there was once a dream~~~ I wanted to use singing to make you forget all the pain."
"Stop singing! It's going to kill people."
"You are always too soft, too soft! You take all the problems on your own..."
"Drive your car well and stop singing. The songs you sing are terrible." Tong Yaoyao covered her ears, stuck her head out from the quilt, and glared at Liu Tao angrily.
"Take your eggs, my eggs, string them on a string of clover, string them on a round egg..."
"If the egg is there, the dream is there, and there is true love between heaven and earth~~~. Life is heroic depending on success or failure, but it is just starting over~~~."
"On your egg, fly freely~~~."
Facing Liu Tao's shameless offensive, Tong Yaoyao was completely confused. As a result, she stayed up all night, and by the next morning, she became a national treasure. However, Luo Meili seemed not to be affected. Maybe she slept too deeply.
. Or maybe it’s because I’m used to Liu Tao’s shameless nature.
In the early morning, the Red Lotus Goddess yawned and got up from the bed. After waking up, she even looked at Liu Tao with resentment.
"Boss, I had a very strange dream yesterday. I dreamed that a hundred pigs were killed, and it bothered me all night."
"Well, these hundred pigs will continue to bother you tonight." Liu Tao sat in the driver's seat in confusion, with an unhappy expression on his face. Listen to me, what's wrong with my singing? I'm going to kill you? What's wrong with you?
I slept on the bed, and I drove all night. I didn’t even have anyone to talk to.