"Broadcast announcement, radio announcement, the villagers of Shennu Village, now I have a good news for you. Comrade Ling Xiao, a villager in this village, has studied medicine since he was a child. He also received the guidance and teaching from a Taoist priest and learned superb medical skills. He has cured many cases."
Mayor Nie Tianqi’s stubborn illness also cured mine..." Dozens of iron loudspeakers mounted on power poles in Shenv Village broadcast Yu Qingmei’s announcement. The gentlemen and wives of Shenv Village also
The kids who were playing in the mud were all looking at those speakers, which was really weird.
A student who graduated from high school but did not go to college suddenly became a miracle doctor. It is really difficult for people to believe this kind of thing.
At the same time, in the village headquarters of Shenv Village, Ling Xiao was eagerly waiting for the patient to come to him for treatment. Through the brightly polished glass window, he could see Yu Qingmei in the broadcast room holding a script and reading from the script.
The long one feels really good, and it blows him up so much.
The place where Ling Xiao sees a doctor is located in an unused office at the village headquarters. Tables and chairs are all ready-made. He also likes this place. Firstly, he doesn't need to pay a penny for rent, and secondly, he has to pay a penny for rent.
Yu Qingmei is very close, and you can walk into Yu Qingmei's office just a few steps away. When you have nothing to do, make a cup of strong milk tea and listen to the romantic female village chief playing a good song. How pleasant life is!
As the saying goes, the one who is near the water and the tower first gets the moon. This is the advantage of distance.
Yu Qingmei finished reading the broadcast script and happily entered Ling Xiao's temporary medical room.
Ling Xiao shrugged and said helplessly: "Look, no one believes that I am a miracle doctor, and no patients come to me for treatment."
"Who said no?" Yu Qingmei blinked her big eyes, and a provocative smile appeared on the corner of her mouth, "I am your patient, you treat me."
Ling Xiao smiled bitterly and said, "Sister Yu, please stop making trouble, okay?"
"Who is making trouble with you? I am serious." Yu Qingmei said: "My chest is a little swollen and painful. Can you check whether it is breast hyperplasia?"
Ling Xiao, "..."
"If you are sick, you will not seek medical treatment. If you are asked to check, you will be checked. What are you ashamed of?" Yu Qingmei grabbed Ling Xiao's hand on the table and pulled it to her breasts.
Her breasts are large, plump and firm, in the shape of one-half basketball, very beautiful, soft and elastic, and there is no sign of breast hyperplasia at all.
Ling Xiao touched one and the second. Although there was a layer of bra between them, the feeling was very pleasant.
"You little pervert." Yu Qingmei felt something, her face was crimson and her eyes were as charming as silk.
"You asked me to hold on, okay?" Ling Xiao said, continuing to check.
In the end, Yu Qingmei was defeated by Ling Xiao's clutches and escaped.
Ling Xiao smiled and said: "Sister Yu, let me help you with your hemorrhoids a little longer. Take off your pants."
"Sigh... obscene!" Yu Qingmei spat with a blushing face, but in her heart, she really had the urge to take off her pants and let the little miracle doctor check her.
While they were flirting, several women walked in from outside the gate. Yu Qingmei hurriedly tidied up her messy top, and Ling Xiao also hurriedly straightened his posture and read seriously a book that Yu Qingmei had found for him from somewhere.
Medical journal.
Several women looked around in the courtyard and walked straight to Ling Xiao's medical room.
Most of the women were in their late twenties or late twenties, and the oldest was only in her early thirties. They were all daughters-in-law of the Goddess Village. The men went out to work and left them at home. Ling Xiao recognized them, and they were from the Ma family.
Ma Hui, Yang Yun from the Yang family, Zhang Xiaohua from the Zhang family, and Zhou Mei from the Zhou family. Among them, Zhou Mei was holding a child who could not walk.
These women are all left-behind village women and wives.
They are at an age where their needs are strong, but it is not easy without a man by their side.
Several women entered Ling Xiao's medical room and started talking nonsense.
"Village Chief, is it true that this kid Ling Xiao is a doctor?"
"Ling Xiao, when did you start studying medicine? Why didn't I know?"
"Ling Xiao, do you really want to see a doctor for free?"
"Village Chief, my man called me to ask when will my homestead be approved?"
They were all talking and asking questions. Every woman in the village had a sharp mouth.
"Can you please be quiet and come one by one. Are you here to see a doctor or do something? If you want to do something, go to my office. This is Ling Xiao's medical room." Yu Qingmei was so noisy by several women that she was dizzy.
Yes, she spoke.
Several women suddenly became quiet. After all, Yu Qingmei was the most powerful woman in the Goddess Village and had a high prestige.
"If you ask Ling Xiao if he is a doctor, look at the wall." Yu Qingmei pointed to the medical license hanging on the wall and related documents and said, "Did you see it? It is issued by the government and has a big stamp.
It can’t be fake.”
"We have no intention of doubting it, village chief, we are just surprised." Yang Yun rushed to say: "I'll come first, Ling Xiao, you give me a doctor."
"Well, what's wrong with you?" Ling Xiao said seriously.
A miracle doctor must have the temperament and posture of a miracle doctor. When he and Yu Qingmei were together, they talked, laughed, and flirted, and they were very playful. But when facing these women whom they only knew but were not familiar with, he was very serious.
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"I have stomach discomfort, bloating, and no appetite for food," Yang Yun said.
Ling Xiao reached out his right hand and grabbed Yang Yun's wrist. An internal force immediately penetrated Yang Yun's body and reached her stomach. In an instant, he seemed to have a pair of eyes and saw the situation in her stomach.
"Ah, it's so strange. There is something hot moving around in my stomach. It feels so good!" Yang Yun said in surprise.
Ling Xiao let go of Yang Yun's hand, "Did you eat uncooked sweet potatoes and cold pork head last night?"
"Yeah, eh... you know all this?" Yang Yun's mouth opened wide, "It's so magical!"
Ling Xiao felt proud in his heart, but he still had a serious look on his face, "It's like this. You ate uncooked sweet potatoes, and the cold pork head you bought was also unclean. These two foods were not digested in the stomach.
That's why you feel uncomfortable. I'll give you a pill here, just take it and you'll be fine."
"One pill?" Yang Yun said: "Last time I went to Liu Asheng's clinic to see a cold, he prescribed dozens of pills for me. Can you just take one here?"
"Just one pill here will do." Ling Xiao said, opened the drawer, took out a white porcelain bottle, took out a pill for minor illnesses that he had refined over the past three days, and then wrapped the pill in a small square piece of paper.
, and put it into Yang Yun's hand.
"How much?"
"Ten dollars." Ling Xiao said, "I don't want to make money, I only charge costs."
Yang Yun paid ten yuan and looked at Ling Xiao with a strange look. Although she didn't say anything, her eyes and expression showed that she doubted Ling Xiao's ability and suspected that Ling Xiao was cheating her out of her money.
.Ten yuan has made her forget the magical method Ling Xiao just used on her.
Ling Xiao avoided her suspicious gaze, feeling very complicated in his heart. He inherited Xuan Jizi's mantle, helped the world, punished evil and promoted good, but a miracle doctor also needs to eat and clothe himself, and he needs money. If he doesn't do anything,
If he doesn’t even receive money and has trouble eating, how can he treat illnesses and save people?
Although his ailment pills are medicinal materials collected from the mountains, it takes labor to collect the medicine and it takes a lot of effort to refine the pills using internal energy. These are all costs.
In fact, in terms of its functions, his pills for minor illnesses are not too expensive even if one is sold for 100 yuan. He only charges 10 yuan, which is already a very, very low price.
Now it seems that his good intentions and good intentions are met with suspicion.
"Ling Xiao, show me too." Ma Hui said, after Yang Yun took the medicine, she sat on the bench where Yang Yun had been sitting.
Ling Xiao put the index and middle fingers of his right hand on Ma Hui's wrist.
This woman's hands are white, delicate, warm and smooth.
"I won't talk about my disease. I'll see if you can diagnose it." Ma Hui said. As she spoke, she glanced sideways at Yang Yun next to her, which seemed to suggest that she was helping her sisters.
Ling Xiao remained silent.
"Haha, Ling Xiao, you are not a good doctor." Ma Hui's mouth was unforgiving.
Yang Yun and several women had disdainful smiles on their faces.
Ling Xiao let go of Ma Hui's wrist and said, "Do you really want me to tell you?"
"Of course, I'm afraid you can't tell me." Ma Hui was not polite at all.
Ling Xiao pursed her lips and smiled, "Your aunt is not in tune. She was supposed to come in the past two days, but she didn't come. In addition, you have a mild infection down there. Is it itchy? Also, I found that
There is a little bit of hard matter left inside yours, is it cucumber peel?"
As soon as these words came out, thunder rolled from the sky.
The women's eyes were all focused on Ma Hui.
Ma Hui's face suddenly turned the color of pig liver, and her powdered cheeks were dripping with sweat. The shock in her heart was indescribable! She looked at Ling Xiao as if looking at a monster, "He not only diagnoses
My eldest aunt was diagnosed with an irregularity... and she was diagnosed with cucumber skin on my vagina! Oh my god, did he peek at me last night and see if I used cucumber?"
Ling Xiao's internal force detects the pulse and pours it into the patient's body to search for lesions and deduce the cause. It is as if he has wandered around the patient's body. He can tell what is wrong with the patient by just touching the pulse. But this cucumber skin
However, it was impossible to diagnose the problem. Ling Xiao did it boldly based on the fact that Ma Hui's lower body had infection and poor blood flow. In addition, he vaguely smelled a faint smell of cucumber on Ma Hui's body.
The inferred conclusion is that she has cucumber skin underneath!
Silence, all the women in the room were silent. When the woman's eyes fell on Ling Xiao again, her eyes were already as respectful as a god!
Miracle doctor, what is the real miracle doctor? The miracle doctor who can draw lessons from heaven and earth and can diagnose whether there is cucumber skin underneath by touching his veins is the real miracle doctor!
"Do you want medicine? It's ten yuan a pill. If you take it, I guarantee that your aunt will be here within five minutes. As for the cucumber peel, you can clean it yourself and then disinfect it with salt water. It will be fine slowly."
Ling Xiao said slowly.
"I...buy five pills!" Ma Hui, a pig-liver-faced man, stammered.
"That's not possible. I only sell one pill at a time, and I won't sell any more." Ling Xiao took out a small pill and wrapped it in a small square paper.
Ma Hui paid ten yuan and swallowed the pills Ling Xiao gave her in one gulp without even asking for water.
Ling Xiao continued to check the pulses of several wives from the Goddess Village.
Zhang Xiaohua from the Zhang family suffered from a cold, and Zhou Mei from the Zhou family suffered from pharyngitis. They were both minor ailments.
Zhou Mei, who was holding the child in her arms, did not shy away from others. While Ling Xiao took her pulse, she breastfed the child. Her naughty child pecked one of her big white breasts, sucking the milk, and looked at Ling with her small eyes.
Xiao, as if he was afraid that Ling Xiao would snatch his milk and eat it.
Ling Xiao really wants to snatch his milk, what a naughty kid, you can only eat one at a time, right?
Five minutes later, Ma Hui suddenly ran to the village toilet in a hurry. Halfway there, she suddenly turned back and said with a blushing face: "Who has a sanitary napkin? Lend me one, and I'll give you two back!"