"Brother Yang Fan, your speech today was so domineering! In the main hall just now, your sentence, I came back this time just to regain China's lost territory, was so cool! So cool! You were about to be shot."
Ever since Jiang walked out of the King's Hall, he kept mumbling some words of admiration and admiration beside Yang Fan like a barrage of firecrackers. Coupled with the expression of incomparable reverence on his face, it was obvious that he had completely become a
Yang Fan's most loyal ashes, tightly surrounding the Central China Central Committee with Comrade Jin Jiawen as the core and Comrade Yang Fan as the commander, unswervingly hold high the great banner of the theory of regaining lost ground proposed by Yang Fan, and speed up the elimination of zombies occupying the original territory.
There is a step of losing ground, and we will bravely walk along the path of extermination and extermination of corpses with Chinese characteristics...
Of course, the second half is purely an understanding, and the actual situation is not that exaggerated. However, looking at the admiration shining in Xiao Jiang's eyes, it is obvious that the description of this understanding is not much different.
"Hey, why don't I see anything domineering about you? You're so handsome. It makes you pick your nose, vomit, it makes me sick to death. If you really follow what Xiao Jiang said, wouldn't you become a god immediately?
Personality worship is unacceptable!" Li Mei had a smirk on her face, and it was obvious at first glance that she was mercilessly mocking Yang Fan.
"Sister Li Mei, look at what you said, why is it so unpleasant to my ears? Brother Yang Fan, who is that? He is our hero of China (Xiao Jiang raised his chest and raised his head excitedly, raising his thumbs)
, the legendary c6 evolutionary warrior (Xiao Jiang raised his neck again), these words I just said are all my sincerity! You can't distort my sincerity!" When Xiao Jiang heard this, he didn't wait for the person involved, Yang Fan.
What kind of reaction did he make? He immediately refuted Li Mei's ridicule with great excitement and looked extremely angry. Not only did he ruthlessly criticize Li Mei's fallacies, but he also further expressed his feelings towards Yang Fan.
Such continuous admiration made Li Mei and Yang Fan stunned, and for a moment they were speechless and didn't know what to say.
"Uh-huh, Xiao Jiang, I'll leave these words for later. I still have things to do. If you have anything to do, just tell me. Don't play tricks with me. To be honest, I don't have enough time.
Ah!" Yang Fan looked at Xiao Jiang's shocking expression, and immediately felt the rolling thunder released from his body coming towards him. He was shocked on the outside and tender on the inside by those thunders, and he couldn't bear it anymore.
He immediately interrupted Xiao Jiang's words and went straight to the point and asked him what he wanted to do with him.
"Brother Yang Fan, how could you hurt the little heart of one of your loyal fans like this? Brother Yang Fan! Do you know, my heart hurts so much!" Looking at the very immersed actor in front of him,
Looking at the drama-like Xiao Jiang, Yang Fan felt really dumbfounded, and finally said with emotion: "Is there anything going on? If nothing happens, I'll leave first! You can slowly perform here by yourself!"
When Xiao Jiang saw that Yang Fan was not just talking, but actually turned around to leave, he had to stop his terrible acting skills with a look of regret on his face, and said loudly: "No, Brother Yang Fan, you
Don't go, I...I have something to do!"
(I guess you, kid, have nothing to do to be attentive. I promise you are asking me for something, but I didn’t expect you to be so ink.) Yang Fan looked like he had known this for a long time, and said with an extremely calm expression: "Then tell me quickly!
"
Looking at Yang Fan who looked solemn and Li Mei who was waiting aside, Xiao Jiang did not immediately explain what the matter was as Yang Fan had imagined. Instead, he hesitated even more! Hesitatingly muttered: "This
,This, me!”
"What's going on? I mean, when you were talking just now, weren't you still talking non-stop? Why did you get so arrogant when you got down to business? Could it be..." Yang Fan was still confused at first, but
When he saw Xiao Jiang looking at Li Mei in embarrassment, Yang Fan immediately understood what was going on and immediately stopped preaching.
With a look of understanding, he thought to himself (Oh! So that's it! It's not convenient for him to talk about the big-breasted girl here! It seems that this matter either involves sex or Li Mei's business.)
Yang Fan, who knew the inside story, didn't make any further plans. He just winked at Li Mei and told her to leave. However, when Li Mei saw that Yang Fan was scowling at her, she thought she was just showing off. She said disdainfully.
: "Look how awesome you are, you are still glaring at me. My aunt has no time to accompany you. I went to find my father. You can slowly practice your eye skills here!" After saying this, Li Mei turned around and left alone.
left.
After the two of them watched Li Mei leave completely, Xiao Jiang said with a ashamed look on his face: "Brother Yang Fan, I'm really sorry. Sister Li Mei was here just now, and I was embarrassed to say it!"
"Okay, no need to explain, Xiao Jiang, please tell me, I've been back for so long and I haven't had time to see Kelly yet. If I delay for a while, I don't know how he will talk about me. If you have something to do, hurry up!"
Yang Fan was really anxious this time.
"Okay! Brother Yang Fan, don't worry. I'm going to tell you what happened. Not long ago, when I was restoring my building in the outer city, I met a girl. She was very beautiful and gentle, but I don't know why.
, every time I want to confess to her, I always can't speak! So I want to ask a brother Yang Fan! How can I chase this girl?" After hearing these words, Yang Fan suddenly became excited.
, said in astonishment: "Please tell me? No! I said Xiao Jiang, are you not sick, or do you really regard me as a lover? I really can't help with this matter, okay, Xiao Jiang, I have something else to do, first of all
Let’s go.” After saying that, Yang Fan turned around and left.
At this moment, Xiao Jiang grabbed Yang Fan! He said with a pleading look on his face: "Brother Yang Fan, I beg you, brother, you already have several wives. If you can't help me, I will
I'm going to lose the girl I like. Please, Brother Yang Fan!" Xiao Jiang was choked up when he spoke. It seemed that he was really attracted to that girl.
(Okay! For the sake of your infatuation with that girl, I will tell you my three surefire techniques for chasing girls!) Yang Fan smiled slightly and said: "Xiao Jiang, don't worry,
Although I have several girlfriends, they are not as scary as you say. So, since you believe me so much, I will give you two tips!"
"Thank you so much, Brother Yang Fan!" Upon hearing this, Xiao Jiang jumped up with excitement.
"Listen, pay attention. I have three surefire skills for chasing girls. The first skill is to be bold. Boldness is an inevitable element in pursuing a woman. Not to mention how bold you are, the most basic courage must be there. Men must have it.
He is the support of women. No matter what happens, men must support women and withstand all pressure, so courage is a must. No woman likes a timid man, which will make her very insecure. So you must be bold
!
The second skill is to be careful. Being careful is generally a woman’s specialty, but if a man is careful, it will definitely be a surprise to a woman. In the love stories we have seen, many female protagonists often say that the male protagonist is a piece of wood, and he is not interested in feelings.
The things you do are very dull, but because of your attentiveness and omnipresent care, you can win the heart of a woman. Women really hope to get the care and love of men. These are all shown in their attentiveness. You must remember it.
There is also the third remaining skill, which is also a very critical skill, which is thick skin. Being thick-skinned is also the most important skill among these three skills. It can be said to be the best skill among the best skills, and the most important skill among the special skills.
, but love cannot be smooth sailing, nor will it always come naturally, so it is very important to be thick-skinned. When a woman doesn't like you, she will say a few words to you. If she is not thick-skinned, she may just leave; or else
, when you fall in love to a certain extent, hold hands and go shopping, you have to be able to do it, kiss her, you have to be able to do it, you can't refuse because of other people's eyes or the other person's embarrassment, you don't dare to. A woman's desire to refuse
It's normal to return the favor. Not only do you have to understand what she means, but you also have to be thick-skinned to do it. Do you remember everything?"
After listening to Yang Fan's three surefire tricks for chasing girls, Xiao Jiang nodded silently and said: "Brother Yang Fan, I understand, thank you. When I really catch the girl I like, I will definitely
Bring her to thank you!" After saying that, he ran away without even looking back.
"Hey~ don't run! Haven't you finished talking yet? Although I have never used these three tricks, you can try... try!" (I didn't expect this little ginger to be so impatient. Okay,
Ignore him, I still go to find my Kelly! After not seeing her for so many days, Kelly will definitely miss me very much!) Yang Fan was stunned as soon as he turned around when he thought of this.
Because a figure appeared in front of him that he didn't need to be familiar with.
"Have you used all the methods you just told Xiao Jiang on me?" Looking at Kelly who suddenly appeared, Yang Fan was suddenly confused.
"Why don't you speak? Are you speechless? You have nothing to say!" Kelly's angry and pretty face was full of resentment.
(When did Kelly appear next to me? Her breath was not so hard to detect! What the hell is going on!) Yang Fan looked at Kelly in surprise, not even thinking about her question.
"Are you surprised to see me? You still don't like seeing me! Yang Fan, if that's the case, I won't bother you!" After saying that, Kelly turned around and was about to leave. At this moment, a thick arm pulled her.
.
"Kelly, you know my love for you best. I have nothing to explain to you, but your breath is disordered now, and the energy in your body is running irregularly. What's wrong with you?"
Yang Fan's eyes widened and he stared at Kelly.
"What's wrong, hum, you don't have to worry about my business!" After saying that, Kelly jumped into the air and put on Yunxiao!
When Yang Fan saw this, he followed him without any consideration.
———————————————————————————————————————To be continued.