In the confession room, Yi Feiyang pretended to be a priest and helped the girl named Jessica next door pray a heavy prayer.
Although he was not very familiar with the content of the prayer, there were so many movies on it that it was not difficult for him. A series of jabberings seemed to make sense.
The prayer is over.
"Thank you, Father, for praying for me. It's just that I'm very confused now. I don't know if what I did is right or wrong. Should I not refuse my boyfriend's sexual request?"
"You did the right thing without you!" Yi Feiyang said, "Remember, there is love first before sex. This is true love. On the other hand, if you try the forbidden fruit too early, it will only bring trouble to your future life.
Corruption! Besides, you are only seventeen years old, you are still young, why are you so anxious!"
"But many of my friends, you know, are no longer virgins. Am I very outdated in terms of ideology?"
Damn American values!
Yi Feiyang cursed secretly. In his previous life, he had watched a lot of youth movies such as "American Pie" and "Not Suitable for Young Children" and found the sexual concepts of American teenagers incredible.
"No, I think it's good for you to go this way." Yi Feiyang finally stopped teasing and said seriously, "Everyone has his own values. You don't need to change yourself to cater to others. Remember, you must have principles in life.
And persevere, don't give up your beliefs easily. If you give in one step now, you will give in ten steps in the future, and then you will be even more confused. Even you can't figure out whether what you are doing is right or wrong.
"
Yi Feiyang's words directly spoke to the girl's heart. Originally, as a rebellious girl in adolescence, her understanding of certain aspects was limited, but an "experienced person" like Yi Feiyang could speak the essence.
However, the girl hesitated for a moment, and then said: "But I...occasionally think about that. For example, I like to see male models in swimsuits in magazines, and even when watching the intimate scenes in "The Love of Ghosts", I
I will also feel hot and uncomfortable all over my body...Am I a bad person at heart?"
Yi Feiyang: "...?!"
Isn’t it too straightforward?!
"This happens all the time, especially in adolescence. It's a very common phenomenon, so don't worry too much."
That’s it for now, no more can be said.
"Really?" the girl named Jessica asked, "I'm really not a bad girl?"
"God can prove that you are pure!"
Hearing what Yi Feiyang said, the girl next door seemed very happy.
…
ten minutes later.
"Thank you, Father, I have never confessed before. I didn't expect that I would be so happy when I came to confession for the first time." Jessica said.
"It's an honor to be able to help a lost sheep like you. God bless you, Amen."
Pretend to be like a god and pretend to be a ghost. Someone thinks he has a talent for acting.
"I want to say a final prayer, okay, Father."
"Of course, you can pray." Yi Feiyang exhaled. He thought it would be difficult to be a priest, but it turned out that it was just talking to people and solving adolescent problems. It was too easy.
The girl next door began to clasp her fingers on her chest and pray: "Almighty Lord, for the things I have done that are not in line with the teachings of the Bible, I sincerely repent to you and ask for your forgiveness. Please help me to be strong and overcome."
Get rid of these bad habits and become holy... Thank you Almighty God, I hope you will always bless me and keep me away from those annoying troubles... I, Jessica Alba, promise you that I will definitely follow the will of the Lord and work hard in the future.
Be yourself and face everyone around you with a grateful heart...I pray in the name of the Lord Jesus Christ, Amen."
At first, Yi Feiyang listened and smoked indifferently, but suddenly, his ears twitched.
What? Jessica Alba?!
Could it be...chocolate sweetheart?!
The sexy girl with brown skin and brown eyes who danced on the pole in the classic blockbuster "Sin City" immediately came to Yi Feiyang's mind.
Could it be that God loves me so much that I bump into the future Hollywood sex goddess?!
Thinking of this, Yi Feiyang woke up and immediately asked before the other party finished praying and left: "What did you say? Your name is Jessica Alba?"
"Yes, what's wrong, Father?" the other party said in surprise.
"It's like this," someone started to have a ghost idea, "when I was sleeping last night, God gave me a dream and said that in the future you will meet a super diva in Hollywood. You must discuss the principles of life with her carefully. You must not
accident."
"Hollywood super diva, you mean... is it me?"
"Of course, who else could it be but you?"
The girl was obviously a little excited.
"Am I really capable of... becoming a queen?"
"Believe in yourself, miracles will definitely happen, but..."
"But what?"
"But there is one condition."
"A condition?"
"Yes, you need someone to help you and help you walk on this avenue of stars."
"Who is that person? Who can help me?"
"I don't know his name, but he comes from the East, the mysterious East!"
"You mean, a mysterious oriental man can help me."
"You can say that."
"Father, don't be joking. I have many friends, but none from the East."
"Why don't you believe me?" Someone said anxiously. "Your name is Jessica Alba. Your mother is of mixed Canadian, French, and Danish descent, and your father is of mixed Mexican and American descent. So you have a striking
Brown skin and beautiful dark brown eyes. When you were a child, you moved often, and you had a sense of drifting towards your family... You started acting when you were 13 years old, but unfortunately you were unlucky. You were always a supporting role, or you played some negative roles.
, this troubles you...am I right?"
The girl next door was completely confused, stunned, and stunned.
He was knocked unconscious by the magic stick Yi Feiyang.
Is this the church priest?
Or a gypsy fortune teller?!
How could it be so accurate?!
Could it be that……
Yi Feiyang is so proud, if I don't show you a few tricks, you still don't know how powerful I am as a pseudo-priest!
But just when someone was feeling proud, Jessica Alba suddenly said: "Oh damn! Did you collude with Mike and his gang to trick me? I knew you guys would try every means to trick me."
Me! Damn you guys, I can’t spare you!”
Yi Feiyang: "...?!"
Just when he was confused, Jessica Alba had left the confession room angrily and went to settle accounts with her partner. She really couldn't believe that these were God's will, and only her friend betrayed her.
can explain all this.
By the time Yi Feiyang realized that he had gone too far with his pretense, Jessica Alba had long since disappeared.
"No, we finally caught such a high-quality stock, we can't let her escape like this!" Yi Feiyang hurriedly took off his hanging clothes and rushed out.
Because he was in such a hurry, he almost bumped into an old white man.
The old man was wearing a priest's clothes. Suddenly he saw someone running out of his confessional. He couldn't help asking: "Who are you? Why are you in my room?"
"Ah, is this your room? Sorry, I borrowed it for a while..." Yi Feiyang wanted to get out of the way.
But the old priest stopped him again, "What did you do in the house? Oh God, it smells like smoke!"
"Ahem, I said sorry, I just smoked a few cigarettes!"
"Oh, may God forgive you..."
While Yi Feiyang was entangled with the official priest, Jessica Alba had already arrived at the door of the church.
At the gate, Anne Hathaway had finished talking to Sister Emma, and suddenly someone asked: "Excuse me, where is the nearest bus stop?"
Anne Hathaway looked back and saw what a beautiful girl, as sexy and cute as a Barbie doll.
At the same time, Jessica Alba also felt her eyes light up. She was also stunned by Hathaway's appearance. She had never seen such a beautiful and refined girl. Looking closely, she looked cold and noble, just like in the legend.
Fairy tale princess.
"You can go to the left and there's the nearest bus stop."
"Thank you." Jessica smiled.
"You're welcome." Hathaway nodded.
Since then, the future of Hollywood has been cold and glamorous, and two super actresses have passed by each other!
Not long after Jessica left, Yi Feiyang got rid of the long-winded official priest and chased him to the door of the church.
"Annie, you didn't see a girl?" Yi Feiyang looked around and found no one, so he asked Anne Hathaway who was standing at the door.
"Girl?" Annie tilted her head and looked at him. "Is she beautiful?"
"Yes, like a Barbie doll!"
"She has left," said Anne.
"Damn it, I didn't catch up!" Yi Feiyang was very annoyed. But he didn't notice the subtle changes in Anne Hathaway's affection.
"What, you know her?"
"Oh no, we know each other... we just met." Yi Feiyang didn't know what to say.
"What do you want from her?" Anne Hathaway looked at him with her beautiful eyes that could speak.
"I'm looking for her... Hey, why are you asking so many questions?"
"Just curious." Hathaway's tone was cold. "Also, I'm going home. Thank you for your help. If you are in a hurry, you don't have to send me off!" After saying this, Hathaway left directly.
go.
Yi Feiyang: "No... It doesn't matter whether I see you off or not, but I don't know the road... Hey, walk slower!" Someone chased after him.
Along the way, Yi Feiyang felt incredible. How could he be so lucky to meet the two future queens? It was a pity that one planned to be a nun and serve her God all her life;
meet.
Alas, fate has not arrived yet, and there is no point in forcing it!
Someone comforts himself.
Anne Hathaway didn't say anything along the way, but occasionally glanced at Yi Feiyang.
Seeing Yi Feiyang hugging his arms and sighing, for some reason, the chocolate girl suddenly appeared in Hathaway's mind; then, her heart felt a little... sour.
