Although he had some money on hand, Yi Feiyang and his best friend Fatty Feibao did not move out of the kennel where they lived. Mainly because they were used to living here, and also because Yi Feiyang was thinking about hooking up with Mrs. Lawrence's granddaughter... Anne -
Hathaway.
Yi Feiyang is very interested in this future super female star. In Yi Feiyang's view, if you pick up a treasure on the ground, you can't run away. Instead of letting other directors or film companies capture her in the future, it is better to allow yourself to be this
The foresighted guy seduced her. When he gained strength, he would star in a few dramas for her, make her the heroine, and let her shine. While helping him make money, he would also help him open up the market and become his own.
The leading lady.
For someone who is very utilitarian, a beauty like Anne Hathaway is definitely a beautiful chess piece in the decisive battle in Hollywood... Of course, there is also the person who once had a profound exchange across the confession room, but was eventually ran away
The chocolate beauty Jessica Alba, if we can get this "cool couple", will Hollywood not be our own world in the future?!
Quack!
Someone laughs wildly.
But what makes Yi Feiyang a headache is that after he made insinuations several times, Anne Hathaway seemed not to be interested in acting. She seemed very indifferent to the career of an actress. On the contrary, this girl actually hoped to become a nun, and several times
When Yi Feiyang helped her brainwash, she almost brainwashed Yi Feiyang into the church.
Yi Feiyang is an atheist, or he has never had any religious belief. If he had to give him a belief, then the only thing he believed in was money and power.
Therefore, when a big bad wolf like him meets a little lamb like Annie, a very funny scene occurs.
Yi Feiyang told her about the benefits of being an actor and a star, such as wearing gold and silver, having designer bags, being on the front pages of TV newspapers, and being able to go to Hawaii to sunbathe and take bubble baths when not filming;
Anne told him about the benefits of being baptized and becoming a member of the church, such as God will forgive all your sins, you can enter heaven after you burp your butt, and your parents can also go with you... In short
, if one person believes in religion, the whole family will be glorious!
Anne Hathaway's "nun" complex was about to make Yi Feiyang depressed to death, so much so that someone began to be afraid of facing this fanatical religious person, and started to avoid her intentionally or unintentionally every time he went home.
No, as soon as Yi Feiyang tiptoed to the second floor, Mrs. Lawrence's door opened, and Annie stuck her head out and asked him: "Yi, is that you?"
Yi Feiyang had no choice but to turn around and give this little beauty a sweet smile, "It's me, why didn't you go dance today?"
"Today is the weekend and our college is closed."
"Oh, then just take a good rest and I won't disturb you anymore!" Yi Feiyang wanted to run away.
"Wait a minute, Yi." Baby Annie called him from behind.
With a bang, Anne came to him, then handed him a Bible and said: "Last time you said you lost your Bible, so I bought you one and gave it to you!"
"Ah, the Bible! What a shame! The one you gave me last time might have been thrown in the house. I'll look for it when I go back and find it. As for this one, you'd better take it.
Go back!" Yi Feiyang knew that he must not ask for this gift.
"Here you go, just take it!" Annie glared at Yi Feiyang with her beautiful eyes.
When they first met, Anne was very indifferent to Yi Feiyang; later when they met again, Yi Feiyang saved her on the street, which made Hathaway have some affection for him; but then, Yi Feiyang was looking for some girl at the door of the church.
, making Hathaway think that he is just like other men, the kind of playboy who chases after beautiful women when he sees them.
Fortunately, as time went by, Hathaway restored her relationship with Yi Feiyang. The two of them were living together upstairs and downstairs. During this period, Hathaway gradually discovered that Yi Feiyang seemed to like listening to her "
The story in the Bible... What a sad person, that kind of relish was all fake, just to trick her into becoming a star... So Anne changed her mind and decided to let him fall into the warm embrace of God no matter what.
"Ahem, you are too polite... This Bible is really good, and it has a sheepskin cover." Yi Feiyang touched the Bible with his hand, looking very loving.
Seeing that he "liked" her gift so much, Anne Hathaway took the opportunity to preach and said, "By the way, last time I told you some stories from the Bible, what do you think?"
"Story? What story? Oh, you mean Jesus' younger brother Judas betrayed Jesus, the boss. Then Jesus, the boss, was nailed to the cross, and ascended to heaven three days later and became a god... I think this is a good thing, if
If Judas had not betrayed Jesus, Jesus would not have become God, and the nuns and priests of those churches would have lost their jobs. Once they lost their jobs, the government would have to allocate aid... From a large perspective, it would affect economic development and prevent GDP growth.
; From a small perspective, it will affect global climate warming and prevent Arctic penguins from having second babies..."
Yi Feiyang talked nonsense and exerted his full power, hoping to scare away this "nun" Anne with one palm.
Unfortunately, Yi Feiyang underestimated Anne Hathaway's will to preach.
"Yi, although your thoughts are a bit inexplicable, I think you have made a lot of progress. At least you know how to think about why God does this..."
"Well, take this Bible back and read it carefully. I have made many symbols for you in it, which are worthy of your repeated consideration. I hope that next time I meet you, you will be able to understand the true will of God.
…”
"God loves the world, and the world loves God! Father, Son and Holy Spirit, may God bless you, Amen!" Baby Annie made a cross on someone's forehead and chest.
Yi Feiyang rolled his eyes. This time he didn't even bother to say anything to trick the other party into becoming a star. He turned around weakly, "May God bless you too!"
Later, Anne Hathaway looked at this "lonely", "helpless" and "weak" people of God when walking, she couldn't help but sigh, and made up her mind to rescue him no matter what.
sea of bitterness!
In fact, the reason why Anne dreamed of becoming a "nun" was related to her family education.
Anne's family has a strong intellectual atmosphere. Her parents named her after Shakespeare's wife, and taught her not to lie, ride a motorcycle, or get tattoos before the age of 23. She was only allowed to accept the advice of her mother, Catherine Mai, who was a stage actress.
Gaoli's influence.
Under such "intensive nourishment", Anne became a standard vegetarian and regarded becoming a nun as her life ideal.
The sad Yi Feiyang happened to meet Anne Hathaway at this time, who wanted to be a nun instead of an actor. Since then, he sadly became the experimental subject of Anne's baby preaching, and he fell into the trap again and again.
Three places were "harassed".
Back in his room, fat man Gao Jiabao was busy moving the newly purchased washing machine. The room was too small and it would not fit anywhere.
Yi Feiyang took off his clothes and threw them to him, "Wash it!"
"Kao, I'm your nanny. Do you want me to wash your underwear?"
"If you want, I don't care."
"What a beautiful idea!" The fat man curled his lips, "Ha, it would be great to have a washing machine, and I will be liberated in the future!"
Yi Feiyang was too lazy to pay attention to him and casually put the Bible given by Annie on the bed.
The fat man had sharp eyes, "Another one? It seems that our dear Anne has taken a liking to you and must pull you into the embrace of God."
"I don't understand how a girl who is so good-looking wants to become a nun instead of acting and becoming a star. What kind of logic is this!"
"Not everyone is as passionate about fame and fortune as you are!" The fat man said something very profound.
"Maybe." Yi Feiyang took out a cigarette.
Fatty: "Smoke less and drink more water." He poured a glass of water for Yi Feiyang and drank a glass himself.
Yi Feiyang reinserted the cigarette into the cigarette case, "I feel more and more like you are like a housekeeper."
"Tch! My ideal is to be a general manager..."
"General Manager Ouchi?"
"There is no 'inner', it's a 'general manager'! The kind who is in charge of a lot of money. He can't count the money every day!"
"Your ideal contains too much gold and is very difficult."
"The ideal is to raise it a little higher, so that it looks classy enough. By the way, if you go to discuss business with people today, what will be the result?" the fat man asked while drinking water.
"Not bad, it cost two hundred thousand!"
"Plop!" The fat man squirted out a mouthful of water. His eyes were wide open, he looked at Yi Feiyang and trembled: "Two hundred thousand?! You are seeking death, how can you get so much money?"
"Borrowed it from Master Tuo!"
"usury?"
"Fine, I'll pay him back 400,000 yuan in three months!"
The fat man fainted immediately!
Four hundred thousand?!
OMG!
With so much money, even if I sell my butt for the rest of my life, it won’t be enough to repay it!
The fat man's face turned pale, "Ayan, do you know why we smuggled ourselves into the United States?"
"Obsured loan sharks."
"So you still remember it, why do you want to make the same mistake again? What if you don't make it by then? Where else can we run? From Asia to America, and then from America to Africa? I don't have a problem with being black,
But I’m afraid of the heat, and there may be cannibals there. I’ve managed to maintain my fat body to this day, but I can’t take advantage of those guys!”
"Okay, fat man, stop nagging. Just now you said that you dreamed of becoming a general manager, but now you're just shocked!"
"I'm just afraid that before I can become a general manager, I will be caught by someone and become a general manager..."
"Don't worry, I have a plan in mind. This time, I will definitely win!" Yi Feiyang vowed.
The fat man rolled his eyes and started to move the washing machine out.
"what are you doing?"
"Move back and see if you can withdraw. Then you can get more travel expenses by running away!" The fat man was prepared for a rainy day.
