"Look, this is the best of my five movie theaters!" the black dad said, pointing to the dilapidated movie theater in front of him.
"She is my cutest baby! Yes, God, she used to be so perfect, with big breasts and fat buttocks, flaming red lips, eyes full of spring, and a charming moan..." It seems that the black father
I was so poisoned by Rabbit Bill's pornographic videos that I couldn't help but utter a series of restricted words.
"But like many beautiful women, time is a knife that kills pigs. No matter how beautiful a woman is, she cannot withstand his exploitation and oppression in the face of time. Her beauty disappears, her appearance disappears, she is thinner than a yellow flower, and her face is longer than a cucumber..."
Yi Feiyang had to admire once again, the black father still has the consciousness to be a poet. It seems that every humble old man has the potential to be a writer.
It has to be said that time is a knife for killing pigs, and it is also a carving knife that can carve old tree trunks into works of art.
"As you can see now, she is so dilapidated and decayed that even my old lover feels distressed after watching it... Dear Yi, you'd better think it over carefully and don't regret it. If your movie is really excellent, it will eventually
It's better not to show it in my shabby little cinema, it will delay your future..."
The black man's honesty made Yi Feiyang very fond of him. At least this old man was not like those philistine and cunning filmmakers who said they were doing it for art, but secretly they were prostitutes and dared to betray their own mothers for small profits.
"I think it's pretty good. Besides, my movie isn't a big production, it's just a documentary shot on DV."
"Documentary? Damn it, will anyone watch such a film?"
"Haha, don't worry, even though it's a documentary, it's very telling."
"Then I'll be relieved. At least you can get some box office revenue back." The black dad has a good heart. Look, pay more attention to Yi Feiyang's movies.
"Okay, let's talk about how to cooperate." Yi Feiyang got to the point.
"It's easy. Why don't you book a reservation?"
"how to say?"
"I will lease five cinemas to you for a month, and then all the box office will be yours. You only need to pay me some rent." The black dad said boldly.
"This is a good proposal. There is no entanglement in it. Well, I completely agree with it!"
"And what's the price?"
"Tell me a number."
"Twenty thousand dollars, how about it?"
"Too many." Yi Feiyang shook his head.
"Not much, it only costs four thousand US dollars per family."
"It's still too much. Your place is too remote, isn't it?"
"Then I'll give you a little less." The black dad seemed to be easy to talk to, "How about 18,000?"
Yi Feiyang shook his head. "Forget ten thousand, we are all so familiar, we can say we are friends!"
"Let's do this. You take a step back, and I'll take a step back, fifteen thousand, okay?" The black dad looked at Yi Feiyang.
Yi Feiyang thought for a moment and nodded, "Fifteen thousand, fifteen thousand!"
"Good, so happy!" the black dad praised.
Yi Feiyang was also happy. He originally planned to pay 16,000 yuan, but he saved 1,000 yuan.
"Well, I wish us a happy cooperation!" As he spoke, Yi Feiyang smiled and sat down on a chair.
With a click, the chair collapsed.
Yi Feiyang almost squatted on the ground.
For a master like him to squat on the ground and make a fool of himself, what a shame!
But what is even more shameful is that I have gained weight recently?
But soon, the black father explained this unexpected situation, "Sorry, dear Yi, the seats here are like this. I may not know which one will fall apart. It has been too long, and some of the wood has rotted."
By the way...by the way, does what you just said still count?"
Yi Feiyang: "...?!"
In this case, why don’t we need to renovate? But how much does it cost to renovate like this?
Suddenly Yi Feiyang felt that he seemed to have underestimated this black father.
…
Five shitty movie theaters, located in shitty remote areas, with shitty interior settings!
It can be said that these five cinemas are useless. In the words of Rabbit Bill, renting a cinema like this for 13,000 yuan a month is simply an international joke!
Yi Feiyang hated Rabbit Bill's hindsight. What were you doing before, you bastard? Why did you keep your mouth shut so tightly when bargaining? Bill's explanation was that it was to show respect for you and the decision you made.
In response, Yi Feiyang kicked someone's butt hard!
With someone wailing while covering his butt, Yi Feiyang had to admit that he, who was always good at deceiving others, seemed to be deceived this time.
In any case, the movies in his hands now have theaters where they can be shown. As an excellent film "second-rate dealer", Yi Feiyang boldly spent his remaining five thousand US dollars and began to make simple internal arrangements for the five cinemas.
The decoration and treatment should at least not make the audience sit on the ground.
Soon, another ten days passed. According to the previous agreement with the Camel Master in Chinatown, he would repay him 400,000 US dollars in more than two months. However, now Yi Feiyang is paying out of his own pocket and has not earned a penny.
As the saying goes: The emperor is not in a hurry, but the eunuch is in a hurry.
Yi Feiyang was taking his time here, planning the release of "Blair Witch" in his hands, but the fat man Gao Jiabao, his best friend and best friend, was anxiously walking around him.
Seeing that Yi Feiyang was so bold, the fat man could no longer be "loose-hearted and fat". He had not had a good sleep at all in the past few days. He would wake up automatically in the middle of the night and be frightened awake by nightmares.
The form of the nightmare is very uniform. The tuoye sent people to collect debts, and after chasing him, he turned his helper into the "general manager", thus becoming the last eunuch in history.
Fatty’s balls hurt. I’ve offended someone.
Originally, I was living a good life, and I got my green card, so I was just waiting to earn more money to send back home, and use the rest to spend the rest of my life living and drinking, and experience the decadent life in the United States; but my bastard friend did this and directly sent me to my home.
He went from the imaginary paradise to the eighteen levels of hell.
The fat man is very thoughtful, and he doesn't know whether Yi Feiyang's plan will succeed. He only knows that he must make preparations in advance. When the time comes, he will run away to Africa with Yi Feiyang if he has no money.
For the fat man who was too worried and had lost weight, Yi Feiyang could only comfort him by stroking the top of his head and saying, "There will be bread, there will be beer, and there will be box office!"
The fat man didn't believe it, "Just your five crappy movie theaters? If they can earn you back 400,000 yuan, I will wash your underwear until next year!"
Yes, five movie theaters, can they be unstoppable in the future?!
This time even Yi Feiyang was a little suspicious.
