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036. [A miracle appeared]

What a cheat!

Facing a crowded movie theater.

The fat man who was waiting at the ticket gate and was so busy preparing for the grand opening was now so idle that he almost dozed off.

"Buzz, buzz, buzz!" A fly flew onto the window glass in front of Fatty. With a snap, Fatty swatted it to death on the spot with the fly.

"Ayang, it looks like we're going to be doomed. The show starts in ten minutes, but not even a single ticket has been sold!" the fat man said dejectedly.

"Don't be anxious, it will get better slowly. The main reason is that they haven't seen our drama yet and don't know how good it is." Yi Feiyang comforted Fatty, but in fact he was a little unsure.

"Look, someone is coming over there!" Yi Feiyang pointed to the three spectators approaching and said, "As long as there are people coming in to watch, we will take a big step towards victory."

Three young black men came over and said to the fat man selling tickets: "Hey, man, is this "Blair Witch" a pornographic film? If so, get three!"

These guys were used to watching small movies like this, so they asked casually.

The fat man was depressed and pointed at the words on the poster: "Look clearly, it's a thriller! It's so pornographic! Do you want to watch it?"

"A thriller? Don't watch it, let's go!" The three black youths waved their hands and left.

Yi Feiyang sighed and said to the fat man: "Tickets are not sold like this. If the audience has questions, you can explain it, but you can't explain it so aggressively. Besides, you can be more tactful and trick them into the theater first. As for what they will say in the future,

Then let them do whatever they want!"

"No, I have principles in life," Fatty said, "No matter how bad the business is, I can't deceive the audience!"

Yi Feiyang was speechless.

After a while, several young people wandering around came and asked the same question. The fat man answered truthfully. As you can imagine, not a single ticket was sold.

Yi Feiyang suddenly felt that he had lost control. He originally thought that he could make a lot of money by spending huge sums of money to become a second-hand dealer, but now it seems that he was too naive.

Whether "Blair Witch" can write a past life legend seems to have become unknown at present.

There are only ten minutes left until the movie is released.

Yi Feiyang was sweating a little on his forehead. Looking at the still deserted cinema entrance, he almost cursed.

The fat man was also anxious. He began to regret his outspokenness. Why did he want to drive away those guys who watch porn? He could have tricked them into going in first, but he couldn't admit his mistake in front of Yi Feiyang.

Just when the brothers and sisters were getting anxious, suddenly, their eyes lit up, and they saw Natasha, an adult film actress who once played the heroine in "SpongeBob SquarePants", wearing extremely revealing clothes and running with four or five sisters.

Support.

"Dear Yi, we know that your new play will be released tonight, so we came over to see if there is anything we can do to help?" Natasha asked.

"This... doesn't seem to exist." Yi Feiyang spread his hands and looked at the entrance of the super deserted theater.

"Maybe we can do something now." Natasha walked up to the fat man, took the ticket from his hand, and then called to her female companion, "Sisters, let's go to the door to sell tickets!"

Then, a miracle happened!

I saw Natasha and her group of extremely beautiful sisters standing at the entrance of the cinema, and immediately attracted everyone nearby.

"Hey pretty girl, what are you doing?"

"We are selling tickets, how about it, handsome brother, support us?"

"Of course, come on, give me one!"



"Beauty, what's the benefit of us going in to watch a movie?" a young black man asked with a smile.

"Of course, if you like it, I can give you a kiss!" Natasha blew a kiss.

The young black man immediately felt numb all over, "Okay, give me one!"



"Beauty, what kind of movie is this? Is it good?"

"Of course it's good. It's a thriller! If you watch it with your girlfriend, I guarantee that she will keep crawling into your arms!"

"Is it really that good? Well, give me two!"



It must be said that beauty promotions are always successful, especially for a beauty like Natasha. Not to mention men, even women cannot resist her charm.

Therefore, with the help of Natasha and her group of sisters, ten or twenty tickets were sold in just three to four minutes.

Seeing this, the fat man Gao Jiabao plucked the Indian feathers on his head, and then said frustratedly: "It seems that my feathers are of use to birds!"

Yi Feiyang did not expect that the situation would take such a wonderful turn, and he was quite grateful to Natasha and others.

But before he could express his thanks, he saw Fat Jack Lake and Rabbit Bill greeting a large group of people over.

"Dear Yi, look, we have brought all our friends here to support us! Many of them are still college students, and they will definitely help promote this drama!"

Looking around, there were at least fifty or sixty people in the darkness. Yi Feiyang was completely stunned.

Seeing Yi Feiyang in a daze, Rabbit Bill and Fat Jack waved their hands, "Guys, this drama is the recently legendary Devil's Video Tape. Don't you want to find the truth? So let's head to the cinema now!"

A dark group of people rushed directly into the theater.

Fatty Gao Jiabao said, "Please make up for your tickets. Don't forget to make up your tickets!"



Seeing so many college student audiences who "come here because of their fame", Yi Feiyang slapped his forehead, "Damn it, how could I have forgotten this? The reason why this drama became popular in the previous life was because of these college students. Fortunately, Fat Jack and

Rabbit Bill is smart enough and knows how to use his connections to develop an audience.



No one expected that a miracle would happen like this. The originally empty movie theater turned out to be overcrowded. Those who had originally planned to watch on the sidelines saw so many people entering the movie theater. They were curious and couldn't help but think.

You need to buy a ticket to enter and see what happens.

Ever since, the fat man started to get busy, constantly collecting money, tearing up tickets, tearing up tickets, and collecting money again.

Yi Feiyang also started busy maintaining order and arranging people to enter to avoid accidents.

After a while, after working for a while, the delayed movie was about to start. Yi Feiyang and Fatty finally took a breath.

At this time, Big Bird Lucci came with his nephew Robert Jr., "Oh man, it looks like we are late, are there any seats left?"

"The good seats are gone. Do you want a bench?" The fat man handed over two plastic stools.

"Let's just make do with it." Lu Qi grinned. Next to him, little Robert pointed to the popcorn next to the fat man and said, "Uncle, I want to eat it!"

Fat Man: "Three cents a pack!"

Yi Feiyang took a pack and handed it to Robert: "He was just joking, I'll give this to you, it's free!"

"Haha, thank you Yi, you are such a good person!" The little kid chuckled, and then wrinkled his nose at the fat man, "You are a bad guy!"

"You're so big, believe it or not, I'll take it away and won't let you eat it!"

The little kid hurriedly dragged his uncle away.

"Ayang, this is not how you do business. Everything is discounted or free. We will lose everything!" the fat man said sincerely.

"Haha, you are still fussing over everything. This is a trivial matter. As a human being, you must be humane."

"Okay, I can't argue with you. Let me see if I got a lot today." The fat man began to count the money happily.

Yi Feiyang was too lazy to pay attention to him anymore. He turned around and was about to go in to take a look when he suddenly saw someone and thought to himself, why is she here?!


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