The fat white man who walked in from the outside was very impressive, wearing a suit and leather shoes, and he was surrounded by people. The most important thing was that he was like a heavyweight aircraft carrier, as if every step he took, the ground would be shaken by him.
Seeing the fat white man suddenly appear, Buffalo Billy felt like he had seen a great savior.
"Boss Henry, save me, please save me!" he shouted loudly.
The fat white man didn't even look at the wailing buffalo Billy lying on the ground. He walked straight to Yi Feiyang, then narrowed his small eyes and said with a smile: "Hello, dear friend, if my guess is right, you
It’s that amazing Chinese director Yi Feiyang!” He said and stretched out his fat hand.
Friendly and kind, this is the first impression that fat white people give people.
Yi Feiyang did not hold his hand, "Sorry, it seems we are not friends yet."
Facing Yi Feiyang's indifference, the fat white man did not feel uncomfortable at all. Instead, he laughed and said, "Look at me, man. I should introduce myself. Yes, my name is Henry, but everyone likes to call me '
Henry the Elephant, damn it, I’m so fat! I think even elephants in Africa will feel inferior when they see me!”
I have to say that this fat white man is very humorous, funny, and very self-deprecating.
Yi Feiyang finally showed a little "interest", "Oh, so you are Henry the Elephant. You also opened this company?"
"That's right, haha. Make some small movies to help Hollywood flourish porn culture. The most important thing is to help men improve their quality of life in that area!"
Yi Feiyang discovered another advantage of this fat man - he is thick-skinned.
"I'm sorry, Mr. Henry, are you trying to introduce yourself when you suddenly show up?"
"No. Of course not!" Henry the Elephant shrugged. "I'm here to thank you!"
"Thank me?" Yi Feiyang was really surprised.
"Yes. I want to thank you!" Henry the Elephant said seriously, and then pointed to the wailing bison Billy lying on the ground, "Thank you for helping me break this guy's leg!"
Yi Feiyang was really confused. He originally thought that the real big boss behind the scenes appeared, but why would he want to fight with each other? Who knew that this fat man could be so amiable... Could it be that this guy is a sissy who bullies the weak and fears the strong?
Just when Yi Feiyang was doubtful, the elephant Henry said again: "Oh damn. You don't know, this damn guy is so disobedient. Although I don't have a good reputation in the Hollywood underground film market, I never do any kidnapping or extortion."
, forcing women to shoot porn! As a man, no matter how bad you are, you must give yourself a limit! Yes, my limit is not forcing or coercing, it is entirely up to their own volition! Maybe, you thought I was here
Bragging. It doesn’t matter, you can ask these bitches. Am I such a person?!”
"Yes, I am a big bad guy! Compared with those bad gangsters, I am even more bad, so bad that people want to pluck my head off and use it as a ball to kick! But, I, Henry the Elephant, am so principled!
I have been running pornographic movies for so many years. I have never seen anyone, met anyone, been scolded, hated, and spurned... But in the end, who doesn't give me a thumbs up and praise me, oh God, this damn thing
Henry, at least he hasn’t forced anyone into prostitution!”
"Yes, I'm proud of it! But it's this bastard Buffalo Billy, damn guy, who keeps causing trouble for me during this time. Most importantly, he ruined my reputation! Poor me, I only have a little bit left.
Good reputation! To be honest, I was really annoyed, yes, very angry! Especially when I heard that he used my name again to kidnap a Russian woman and force her to film "Santa Claus vs. Snow White"...
...Damn it, I have to admit that the movie title this guy made up is quite attractive, but after all, he made a mistake, and he made the same mistake again and again! So, after I got the news, my first reaction was to come over and kill this guy in person.
Broken legs!”
…
Henry the Elephant is very talkative. At least in Yi Feiyang's opinion, this guy is not a bad guy, he is also a talker. Especially when he spits all over the place and talks at you, Yi Feiyang really has a twitching attitude.
impulse.
"Ahem, damn, after talking so much, maybe you already know who I am. I am a bad ruffian. An extra-large bad ruffian, no matter in terms of figure or status, is always extra-large... Haha, you
Doesn’t it feel like I’m very real?!”
"Of course, you Chinese like to talk without proof, so if I want you to believe what I say, you must take some practical actions, so come on..." Henry the elephant laboriously moved his huge body to make way for a
Dao'er came, and then Yi Feiyang saw what he was looking for... Natasha!
It turned out that Natasha had been hiding behind Henry the Elephant's body, but because Henry the Elephant was so big, it blocked the Russian beauty like a mountain.
"Did you see it, dear Chinese friend, is she the person you are looking for? Haha, it is undeniable that she is a beauty! My film company has not encountered a woman with such a good figure and appearance for a long time. If
If she is willing to complete the contract and shoot a movie for our company, then she will definitely be able to make a lot of money! Yes, a lot of money! I heard that she is very popular recently, right?"
"I love money very much, but I love making friends more than money... Oh damn, will anyone come over and throw this guy lying on the ground humming out!" Henry the Elephant hates it.
Pointing to the buffalo Billy on the ground, "I hate it when people interrupt me. It's so annoying, oh damn it!" Henry the Elephant took out his handkerchief and wiped the corners of his mouth in a gentlemanly manner.
Naturally, someone came over and dragged the unfortunate guy out who was moaning in pain. There were bloodstains all over the floor, which was shocking.
"Oh, by the way, man, where did I just say that?" Henry the Elephant asked Yi Feiyang, blinking his extremely kind eyes.
Yi Feiyang had to say, "You said you wanted to make friends."
"Oh yes! Look at me, as I get older, my memory is not very good...I like to make friends the most, so she belongs to you!"
At the signal of Henry the Elephant, Natasha was let go. The poor Russian beauty hurriedly threw herself into Yi Feiyang's arms. "Boss, I'm so scared! Woohoo!" she cried.
"Don't be afraid, Natasha, it's okay!" Yi Feiyang patted her shoulder and comforted her. "By the way, have they made things difficult for you? If so, tell me and I will help you seek justice.
!”
"No...at the beginning, the bald man forced me to continue filming adult movies. If I didn't comply, he locked me up...Then, this fat gentleman rescued me, and then, I
I just met you, boss! Woohoo!" Although Natasha spoke vaguely, it also made Yi Feiyang clearly understand that she was not injured much, and she was not bullied by those damn guys, and... this fat man seemed to be still...
good.
"Do you think I'm pretty good?" The fat white man seemed to have seen Yi Feiyang's thoughts, and his little eyes narrowed with a smile. "Many people who don't know me think that I am greedy for money, lustful, and control underground pornography.
The movie is a complete villain! But people who have known me for a long time know that Henry the Elephant is still very humane...for example, now..." Henry the Elephant said, taking out a contract.
"See, this is the contract signed between Miss Natasha and my top company. It is a genuine contract and is protected by law... I love the United States. This is the best thing. No matter how bad the person is or what he has done.
If you do bad things through legal channels, you will be protected by the government!"
Seeing Henry the Elephant's triumphant look, Yi Feiyang couldn't help but say: "You're showing off with this contract, aren't you?"
"Oh no, of course not!"
"Then you want me to bid for it... Tell me, how much is it?" Yi Feiyang was about to pay for the check. No matter how aggressive the other party was, he would buy this contract, not for anything else, but for Nata.
Sarah's future.
"Haha, man, you underestimate me! Didn't I just say that although I love money, I love making friends even more! So..." After saying that, Henry the Elephant took out his lighter and clicked
Tah, he actually set that contract on fire!
This time, Yi Feiyang really couldn't understand this "elephant". What on earth is this porn tycoon doing?!
"Ha, you don't have to be so surprised. My dear fellow, I just said that I really hope to be friends with you, and this is the price!"
Yi Feiyang was silent, and Henry the Elephant did not urge him, but just looked at him with a smile and waited.
"I know that people with my status may be looked down upon by many people who think they are serious and righteous! No matter how rich and status I am, I am still a decent filmmaker! But I
I really hope, dear fellow, you can be my friend..." Henry the Elephant said in a very calm tone, and finally added, "I don't have many friends, really not many... I am very lonely!"
For some reason, Yi Feiyang was suddenly moved by Henry the Elephant's last words. A famous porn tycoon actually said such sincere and "weak" words. Yi Feiyang felt that even if this kind of person is really bad, he is not bad at all.
Where to go.
Besides, I never fear any bad people!
"Okay, I promise you... I just don't know why you insist on being friends with me?" Yi Feiyang couldn't help but ask.
"That's a good question... But, you see, the environment here is really not suitable for heart-to-heart talks. To be honest, I get tired of doing one job and I hate the set! Why don't we go to my office? There is fine wine and coffee there.
And you Chinese people’s favorite tea, have a cup, sit down and we can have a good talk!”
…
Bill Rabbit escorted Natasha to leave first. Yi Feiyang was invited by Mr. Henry the Elephant to his private office.
It is better to say that it is a private office than a collection room, so when you walk in, you think you have entered some kind of museum...
Various oil paintings are hung on the surrounding walls. Although Yi Feiyang is not familiar with oil paintings, he is also familiar with Cezanne's "The Card Players", Monet's "Sunrise Impression", and Van Gogh's "Impression".
Works by famous artists such as "Sunflower".
Henry the elephant asked Yi Feiyang to sit down, took off his carefully made coat, hung it on the hanger, and then asked Yi Feiyang: "Tea, or coffee?"
Yi Feiyang said: "Let's have some tea." After saying that, he began to look at the famous paintings again.
Seeing that he was so focused, Henry the Elephant smiled and said: "Those are all imitations... but they also cost me a lot of money. The imitation of "Sunrise Impression" cost me 3,000 US dollars.
God, to be honest, I hang these things just to be arty, so that people don’t say, look, this guy has no taste at all, all the things hanging in the office are adult posters!”
Yi Feiyang smiled, "I was wondering just now, who would hang so many expensive paintings casually in the office?"
"Haha, dear Yi...well, is it okay for me to call you this? To be honest, I am a rough person. Before I started this line of work, you would never guess what I do..."
Henry the Elephant handed a cup of good tea to Yi Feiyang, "Thirty years ago, I wasn't as fat as I am now, nor as rich as I am now, and of course, I wasn't as bad as I am now... I was still the same person at that time.
I am a good person who drives a container truck between various states in the United States in order to make a living, support my family, and buy milk powder for my children. Yes, I am just an ordinary truck driver!"
"Maybe God saw that I was working too hard, and one day He favored me... A film crew for an adult movie found me and said they wanted to rent my truck to shoot a road-style adult movie.
I still remember the name. It was called "The God of Love Who Goes with the Big Truck". Haha, isn't this name very tacky, but it was very popular at that time, and the actress was also very beautiful, as good as you.
That Natasha...well, I still remember that she was a D cup. Why do I remember it so clearly? Because on the second night of filming, I sneaked into her tent and spent thirty dollars.
He did what a man should do. Now that I think about it, the thirty dollars was worth it, even though it was my weekly salary!"
Henry the Elephant took a sip of tea with great aftertaste, and then said: "Later I heard that the show was very popular, and the people who filmed the show earned tens of thousands of dollars. I was excited at the time. I didn't expect to film it.
Adult movies were so profitable, so at that time I made a very bold decision to sell my damn big truck and find someone to make adult movies!"
Seeing Henry the Elephant say this, Yi Feiyang couldn't help but smile, "Is this how you got into the industry? It looks so legendary that it can be made into a movie, and the name is "Porn~Erotic Tycoon"!"
When Yi Feiyang said this, he was thinking of a feature film "Sex ~ Book Tycoon" released in the United States last year, in 1996.
The film was nominated for two Oscars for Best Director and Best Actor in 1997, and won the Golden Bear Award at the Berlin Film Festival that year. Woody Harrelson, who played the leading actor, showed the emperor of pornography. Complex personality: irritable, cute, and suspiciously patriotic.
Yi Feiyang clearly remembers the famous saying of the male protagonist in it: "If the First Amendment of the Constitution protects people like me, I believe it can protect everyone, because I am the most despicable and scumbag of trash."
At this moment, comparing this sentence in the movie and looking at Henry the Elephant himself, Yi Feiyang feels: He can be regarded as the best among garbage! (To be continued, please search Piaotian Literature, the novel is better and updated faster!
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