Chapter 11 Turn Your Face and Don't Recognize People
Wu Tian had a dream in which he was chased by a white fox.
He ran all night, and when he saw the light in the morning, the white fox suddenly turned into a woman, threw him to the ground, and took off his pants. Wu Tian was struggling and almost woke up, but when he lowered his head and saw that the vixen had long
It was still tolerable, so I didn't struggle any more. I thought I would just leave it to her. Even after chasing the vixen all night, it was not easy.
After waking up in the morning, Wu Tian couldn't remember what the vixen looked like. He felt a little regretful, but he always felt that the vixen in the dream had a familiar feeling, as if it was the face of a certain woman, and it seemed that it was a few years ago.
The overlapping faces of a woman. Wu Tian wanted to take a nap, see if he could catch up with his dream and score twice, and take a look at the vixen again, but he couldn't fall asleep. The wet feeling in his crotch made him
It was very uncomfortable. In the end, I thought I might as well forget it and wait until one day when I feel sleepy to meet that monster again.
Wu Tian took off his underwear, put on a bathrobe and walked out of the room. As soon as he went out, he saw Chen Chen, who was drunk and unconscious last night, sitting on the sofa in the living room. She had her legs together, her arms folded across her chest, her eyes
He was looking straight at something, with a thoughtful expression on his face, as if he was recalling something.
Hearing the noise, Chen Chen slowly turned his head to look at Wu Tian, looking at his face with complex eyes for a long time, and suddenly asked, "When did you come back last night?"
"What are you doing, checking the night?" Wu Tian said angrily. Hearing the interrogating tone of the other party, Wu Tian became very angry. He was tormented by the other party very late last night, and was not only scared to death
, he was busy waiting for her to drink water and sleep, and finally forgot about the serious matter of stealing salary cards. Although Wu Tian is not a businessman, this is the first time in his life that he has done such a heartless thing. Unlucky
ah!
"When did I come back last night?" Chen Chen asked again.
"When did you come back, you ask me? Are you sick?" Wu Tian walked to the bathroom in a swaggering way, saying as he walked, "Just some time ago, I developed a new drug called brain fragments, which can treat symptoms like yours
It's very effective. I won't tell the average person, but you can try it. Two boxes are enough for one course of treatment, and it's the blue bottle~~!" Wu Tian said coquettishly. Since moving here, he has rarely had the opportunity to squeeze in like this.
Chen Chen's mood suddenly improved, and he talked about the modern Peking Opera "Taking Tiger Mountain by Wisdom" in a good tone. Yang Zirong, Xipi Allegro!
."Although I am alone in breaking into the dragon's pond and tiger's den, millions of class brothers are beside me. No matter that the mountain eagle is fierce and fierce, I am determined and powerful to fight the devil for the people~!" The feeling of pride is beyond words.
"If you don't tell me, I don't mind announcing our relationship in the company." Chen Chen said calmly.
Wu Tian was slightly startled, and took back the leg that had already stepped into the bathroom. He frowned and looked at the other party: This old maid is really vicious. She can't get love herself, and she also destroys the love of others.
Seeing Wu Tian stop, Chen Chen continued, "Of course, I am a businessman and will not let you suffer. As long as you answer my questions, I will consider transferring you back to the R&D department."
"Really?" Wu Tian suddenly became energetic. The drug research and development he was previously responsible for has made some progress. More than two years of research have not yielded anything. A layman like Chen Chen simply does not understand the importance of this project, and
As the person in charge, Wu Tian deeply understands that if it succeeds, it may be a revolutionary change.
Chen Chen nodded and said, "I am the general manager of the company, and your job transfer is just a sentence to me. Can you answer the question just now?"
"I drank with my friends last night, and then went to play mahjong. When I got home, it was around 1:00 in the evening, and then I went to bed. As for when you came back, I don't know." Wu Tian replied quickly, Then he looked at Chen Chen with doubtful eyes and asked, "Didn't you go home after get off work last night?"
Chen Chen stared at Wu Tian intently, hoping to know from the other person's face whether what he just said was true or false, and whether he had anything to hide.
She looked at the other person's face for a long time, but couldn't find anything suspicious about it. Chen Chen rubbed his temples with his hands. He comforted his friend last night, but he drank too much with her. Now his head still hurts, and he really couldn't remember yesterday.
What happened after I got home late? I only remember that it was eleven o'clock when I separated from my friends. Thinking of the scene of lying on the bed wearing only underwear this morning, if it was as good as what the other party said, it would be fine. If not, then I would be very sad.
It is possible that the other party will see through it.
"Is everything you said true?" Chen Chen asked.
"I swear." Wu Tian said seriously.
A man's swearing is just like farting, it's all a matter of anger! Therefore, Chen Chen was still a little worried, but he couldn't find any evidence, so in the end he could only wave his hand at Wu Tian, indicating what he should do.
Knowing that Wu Tian had concealed it, he breathed a sigh of relief and turned around and walked into the bathroom.
"By the way, does my body look good?"
"Hmm...huh?"
Wu Tian was shocked. He started to sweat. He almost got fooled again. This woman always likes to make cold shots. Yesterday, she used this trick to trick out the honey grapefruit tea incident in the company office. Fortunately, he reacted quickly this time.
The word "en" was originally supposed to be the fourth tone, but it was abruptly changed to the second tone, making it an interrogative pronunciation.
"What did you say?" After Wu Tian calmed down for a while, he turned back to look at Chen Chen and said, "What's wrong with you so early in the morning? How do I know if your body looks good or not? You're not naked. Besides, you can insult me.
My personality, but you cannot insult my taste. I have told you a long time ago that even if you strip naked in front of me, I will not look at you. By the way, I have already answered your question. After work today,
Quickly transfer my job back."
"No!" Chen Chen said simply.
"Ah? Why?" Wu Tian asked with a frown.
"Because you insulted my character." Chen Chen stood up from the sofa, turned around and walked into the kitchen without even looking at Wu Tian, and sang Peking Opera in his mouth, also called "Taking Tiger Mountain by Wisdom"
"Today I drank heavily to celebrate my achievements, and I vowed not to rest until my ambitions were fulfilled. I will show off my skills in the coming days and write the Spring and Autumn Period with my blood~~~~!"
Wu Tian's face looked ugly, and he gritted his teeth and cursed fiercely, "You are a liar, you don't keep your word."
"This is called a war that never tires of deceit!" Chen Chen said while making breakfast, "The world is like this, true and false, false and true, if you are serious, you will lose."
Looking at Chen Chen's back, Wu Tiantian trembled all over. It was the first time Wu Tian saw a woman who could lie so confidently and so shamelessly. It was really eye-opening.
"Hmph!" A cold snort suddenly came from Wu Tian's nose, and a smile appeared on his face that was originally green with anger, and his eyes were full of teasing, "A soldier never tires of deceit? That's a good saying!" Wu Tian put on his posture and came again.
Previous paragraph.
"Weihu Mountain is indeed a layer of barrier. There are bunkers and hidden tunnels fortified everywhere. The leadership planned to deploy it wisely. If we attack by force, we will incur heavy casualties~!"
Chen Chen stiffened after hearing this, turned his head and looked at Wu Tian with squinted eyes, "You lied to me?"
"I am also called a soldier who never tires of deceit, so don't take it too seriously!" Wu Tian spread his hands and said with a smile.
Chen Chen's expression turned sharply. His proud little face, which had been white and rosy just now, immediately turned cold. He asked Wu Tian icily, "Have you seen it all?"
"I didn't even see you. Aren't you still wearing underwear?"
As soon as Wu Tian finished speaking, Chen Chen picked up an object and threw it at Wu Tian.
"Whoosh!"
Wu Tian had practiced. He looked at the target accurately, grabbed it with his hand, and held it in his hand. He was very proud, but soon he lost his pride.
Yellow and white liquid flowed out from between his fingers, wet and sticky.
Damn, raw eggs.
Before Wu Tian could wipe his hands, another raw egg hit his shoulder with a "pop", then a third, then a fourth... like a machine gun, Wu Tian had no time to hide, and he was covered in eggs.
liquid.
"Are you crazy?" Wu Tian said as he hid, "It's noon on the hoeing day, and the hens are working very hard. The eggs are so big that they have to hold them in all morning!"
As soon as Wu Tian said these words, instead of arousing Chen Chen's sympathy for the hens, he threw them more violently. While throwing them, he cursed "stinky man, stinky gangster, rotten eggs...!"
"Pop!" An egg hit Wu Tian's forehead.
"Is the fucking over yet?" Wu Tiantian roared angrily. He was completely angry and stopped hiding. He shouted loudly at Chen Chen who was about to throw it away, "You were as drunk as a dead pig last night.
I took off my clothes when I came back, and I couldn't stop you. I waited on you all night, serving you tea and water. I was afraid that you would be cold, so I covered you with a quilt and tucked you in. Just now I was afraid that you would be embarrassed and I didn't have the nerve to tell you,
I don’t even expect you to repay me. Are you so nice that you throw eggs at me? Treat your kindness like a donkey’s liver and lungs! Just wait, whoever will serve you next time will be your fucking grandson!” After saying that, Wu Tian turned around and left angrily.
Entering the bathroom, slamming the door shut.
Chen Chen stood there blankly, his cold eyes had disappeared, and his shy and angry expression had also disappeared, replaced by a rosy little face and watery shy eyes.