With enough strength, Chen Dasheng picked up the stick and put it on his shoulders. He almost fell down without being crushed, staggered, and finally managed to stabilize himself.
"Brother Dasheng, are you okay?" Shen Mao saw him and asked worriedly.
"It's okay, don't worry!"
Carrying it on the shoulders is much less laborious than carrying it with both hands. Chen Dasheng waved to Shen Mao, then turned to the old lady and said, "Grandma, I'm going to leave now. I'll see you when I have time later."
The old lady didn't say anything. She turned around slowly and entered the house with a cane. Shen Mao saw her and looked a little embarrassed, "Brother Dasheng, don't mind. You also know that grandma has such a personality."
"It's okay!" Chen Dasheng smiled brightly, "I will go back to my hometown in two days. You should take good care of your grandma. If you are short of money or anything and have any difficulties, tell me. I will come to pay your grandma a New Year greeting after the Chinese New Year."
"Don't worry, Brother Dasheng. Although there are only two people in my family, my grandma and I, we are not short of money. The money left by our ancestors is enough for me to spend a lifetime." Shen Mao said.
Come to think of it, the ancestors of the Shen Mao family were engaged in tomb robbing, so they would be short of money. Just take the things in the attic and sell them, which would be enough for this kid to eat and drink for several years.
"Then I'll leave. See you in the new year!" With tens of thousands of kilograms of stuff on his shoulders, Chen Dasheng didn't want to stay any longer. If he was really pressed here, it wouldn't be fun.
The steps were very heavy, and the bluestone road was even better. There were almost every step on the dirt. Chen Dasheng had to secretly use Qinggong to prevent him from sinking.
After walking out of the gate and onto the road outside, Chen Dasheng felt a little more relaxed. The scattered pedestrians next to him. Seeing Chen Dasheng carrying an iron bar, walking as heavy as a snail, they couldn't help but turn around frequently, and felt that
curious.
"Damn it, this old lady is trying to kill someone!"
It took more than ten minutes to walk more than 100 meters, and I was already covered in sweat. For the first time, Chen Dasheng felt that the road under his feet was so difficult. People came and went around him from time to time, and they kept staring at him. Chen Dasheng also looked for
I couldn't put the stick away in the Qiankun Bracelet before I had the chance, and I was really complaining in my heart.
"Wow, public toilet!"
There was a seemingly abandoned public toilet not far to the side. Chen Dasheng felt as if he had seen heaven. He suddenly gained strength and hurriedly walked over with a stick.
It was another difficult journey. Chen Dasheng finally reached the door of the public toilet and got in without any explanation.
It is really an abandoned public toilet, but like all toilets, the smell of feces is very strong, and there are several piles of fresh excrement lying naked on several squatting positions. Obviously, although this public toilet is abandoned, there are still people using it, so
The smell of sex makes Chen Dasheng unable to stop. But there is no other way, except here. I really can't find any secret place.
With a thought in his mind, the stick on his shoulders disappeared in an instant, and was put into the Qiankun Bracelet by Chen Dasheng. Suddenly, Chen Dasheng seemed to be liberated. If it wasn't so dirty here, he really wanted to sit down on the ground and breathe a few times.
Bad mouth.
"Fuck, this smell is so spicy!" The smell in the toilet was so bad that Chen Dasheng's eyes were so flushed that he couldn't open his eyes. He quickly turned around and ran out.
"Quick, catch him!"
As soon as he walked out of the public toilet door, Chen Dasheng saw two strong aunts rushing over, pointing and shouting at him as they ran.
Chen Dasheng had just taken a few breaths when he encountered this situation. He was puzzled for a moment, turned around and looked behind him, and saw no one else. Could it be that he was calling him?
Sure enough, the two aunts rushed over and without any explanation, they grabbed Chen Dasheng from left to right and refused to let go.
"Auntie, what are you doing? Did you make a mistake? Why are you arresting me?" Chen Dasheng was too strong, and he was afraid that he would accidentally hurt the two aunts. Faced with the menacing looks of the two aunts, Chen Dasheng still
Monk Zhanger was confused.
"Why are we arresting you? You are a young man, don't you have a toilet at home? You stick your butt out and poop everywhere, are you not afraid of getting hemorrhoids?" One of the aunts in yellow clothes said directly to Chen Dasheng, her tone was very rude.
Another aunt in red clothes pointed at the wall and said angrily, "Didn't you see what was written there? This toilet has been out of use for a long time, and you still come here to poop every day, making it a mess. Today is a mess.
I think I caught you."
"I'm dizzy!" Chen Dasheng came back to his senses after listening to the two aunts talking to each other. The two of them thought that the excrement in the toilet was their own doing, "Auntie, I'm wrong, it wasn't me.
of."
"It wasn't you? It wasn't you. Why did you go in there? Eat shit?" said the aunt in yellow fiercely.
"Auntie, can you be more polite?" Chen Dasheng was speechless, "I just happened to pass by and went in to take a look out of curiosity."
"You are the only one who has a ghost." How can the two of them believe it? Who would go into the smelly toilet without any trouble? There is no gold growing in it. What else can they do except shit and pee in the toilet?
Chen Dasheng was too tired to bother with these two people, so he said directly, "What do you want to do?"
"Young man, you have done something wrong, why do you still have this attitude?" The aunt in red was no longer annoyed.
"Okay, let me ask you two aunties, what do you want to do about today's matter?" Chen Dasheng tried his best to keep his tone gentle, and really didn't want to talk nonsense to these two people.
"Fine!" the aunt in yellow said directly.
"How much is the fine?" Chen Dasheng raised his eyelids. As long as money can solve the problem, it's not a problem.
The aunt in yellow raised her two fingers and said, "Two thousand!"
"Where are you blackmailing someone?" When Chen Dasheng heard that it was two thousand yuan, his eyeballs almost fell out. His voice suddenly increased by one decibel. It costs two thousand yuan to take a shit. I have never heard of it. What kind of logic does this make?
?It’s clearly blackmail.
"What are you talking about?" The aunt in yellow glared, "You made this toilet so messy, we don't need to clean it? Doesn't it cost money to clean it? This is a punishment for your wrong doings. Look at how well you dress.
Liangli, why are you saying this? Do we look like the people who sent you the two thousand yuan?"
Chen Dasheng looked at the two of them and said, "I said, two aunties, in what capacity do you ask me for a fine?"
The two of them paused, and the aunt in red said, "What's your status? I am a resident here. What you do affects our environment here. Shouldn't I ask you for a fine?"
"Isn't it funny?" Chen Dasheng immediately became happy when he heard it, "Come on, follow me to the police station."
"Go to the police station? Why go to the police station?" The two aunts looked at each other with confusion on their faces.
Chen Dasheng laughed and said, "What are you talking about? Do you know this is called extortion? Don't say I didn't poop in the toilet. Even if I did poop, I would have to pay a fine at most, but if you extort money, your interest will be different.
, if you don’t say anything, you will have to be sentenced to a few years.”
When the two aunts heard this, their expressions suddenly changed. The aunt in yellow said, "Who are you scaring? You destroy the public illusion and poop everywhere with your butt stuck out. Is it still reasonable?"
"Don't worry so much about who is right and who is unreasonable. Let's go to the police station and let the police talk." Chen Dasheng smiled faintly and grabbed the hands of the two aunts with his backhand. "Anyway, I have already used what you just said.
The phone recorded it, and I will sue you for extortion and wait to go to jail."
"You, let go!" The aunt in red forcefully broke her hand away from Chen Dasheng's hand, "Young man like you, how come you do it while talking?"
Chen Dasheng burst into laughter. They were clearly the ones who made the first move, okay?
"Since you are a first-time offender, I will criticize and educate you today and you will not be fined. In the future, you must remember that young people must be ethical!" The aunt in red said to Chen Dasheng. It seemed that she was obviously frightened by Chen Dasheng's words.
Chen Dasheng had a slight smile on his face, "Auntie, I told you, I'm really curious and went in to take a look!"
"Glib tongue!" the aunt in yellow spat.
Chen Dasheng smiled and said, "If you don't believe it, you can go in and get some of those dirty things for DNA analysis. If it is proven that I did it, I will pay even a fine of 20000 yuan, not to mention a fine of 2000 yuan." (
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