After a good sleep, my mind was much clearer than before. I looked carefully and saw a large box on Xiao Dao's bed.
When Xiaodao saw Chen Dasheng wake up, he sat back on his bed, opened the big box, picked up the gold bars in the box, and showed off his face.
"Did the Buddha give it to you?" Chen Dasheng knew that the box was the box containing gold that Buddha Danba gave to him, but he did not ask for it.
"Of course." Xiao Dao grinned, "It's better than having your hands empty."
"Isn't it just a box of gold? How happy are you like that?" Chen Dasheng gave Xiaodao a blank look. He really didn't pay attention to these things that smelled like copper.
Xiaodao raised his head and gave Chen Dasheng a funny look, "If it's just a box of gold, of course it wouldn't be worth my joy."
"Huh?" Chen Dasheng was confused for a while.
Xiao Dao mysteriously took out a small box from behind his butt and said with a smile, "There is also this thing. This is a good treasure. Guess what's inside?"
"Uh!" Chen Dasheng hesitated. Of course he knew that box. The second gift Danba released contained a top-quality snow lotus.
Looking at Chen Dasheng's dazed expression, Xiao Dao grinned and said, "I'm telling you, kid, what's inside is a top-quality snow lotus, a worldly treasure that even Buddha Danba himself can't bear to use. Haha, it's really worth it this time."
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Chen Dasheng was not surprised. This boy just picked up something he didn't want. Is he so happy?
"These are all given to you by the Buddha?" What surprised Chen Dasheng was that the Buddha in Danba in his impression was not very generous, right? This guy didn't help much along the way. If it were him, give him a
A chest of gold is enough.
"This Danba Buddha is really unexpected. I thought it would be an old bald man. But I didn't expect it to be a young man. When I first entered, I thought it was the young lama joking with me, and I almost beat him up.
"Xiao Dao nodded, his face twisted with joy, "Buddha's skills are really superb. He is indeed a master of martial arts. As soon as I sat down, he moved objects out of thin air and a box flew over."
"You're going to take it if you give it to you?" Chen Dasheng raised his eyebrows.
"Of course, wouldn't you be a bastard if you don't take advantage of him?" Xiao Dao said with dignity and awe.
"Then what?"
When Chen Dasheng heard this, he felt why he was so twisted. Was this guy scolding him in a different way? But he couldn't help but be curious, since he had taken the box, how did he get the snow lotus?
Xiaodao chuckled, "I asked him the same thing. When the Buddha saw me collecting the box, he stopped talking. How could a box of gold soothe my hurt heart? I asked him, 'What next?'" Guess what?
Yes? The Buddha brought out another box, and of course, I accepted it with a smile!"
"Damn it. I've seen bitches, but I've never seen anyone as bitchy as you. How can you be so thick-skinned?" When Chen Dasheng heard this, he immediately admired the knife and fell to the ground.
"Is this not over yet?" Xiaodao was despised by Chen Dasheng and showed no reaction at all. He then said in a showy way, "After collecting the box, I asked him again. The Buddha thought for a long time and asked me to go find him at midnight tonight. I guess
What good things are waiting for me?"
"Maybe the Buddha wants to accept you as a disciple and ordain you as a monk!" Contempt can no longer be used to describe Chen Dasheng's mood. This guy is too greedy. The Buddha asked him to go at night, probably because he wanted to improve his skills.
Bar!
"Fuck, if I become a monk, what good will it do to you?" Xiao Dao gave Chen Dasheng a big look.
Chen Dasheng shrugged, "If there was no prodigal knife in the world, I don't know how many girls would be saved from harm. If the Buddha really wants to accept you as his disciple, it will be a great meritorious deed."
"Go! The bad ones don't work, the good ones work." Xiao Dao spat directly after hearing this.
"By the way, have you done what I asked you to do?" Returning to the topic, Chen Dasheng asked the knife.
Xiaodao grinned and raised his eyebrows at Chen Dasheng, "Is there anything I can't do with Xiaodao?"
"Buddha agreed?" Chen Dasheng's interest was immediately aroused.
"Tomorrow morning, you take Abiao to meet the female mastiff king." Xiaodao nodded.
"Wow, Brother Dao, can you do it?" Chen Dasheng was very interested. He had briefly mentioned it to the Buddha before, but the Buddha only said that he would consider it. Chen Dasheng no longer had any hope, and it was not his fault to stalk him.
Style, I can only let Xiao Dao try it again, but I didn’t expect that this guy actually succeeded in doing this. It was really beyond Chen Dasheng’s expectation.
"Don't get me wrong, it's just a blind date, not mating. However, if the blind date is successful, mating is not impossible, hehe!" Xiao Dao smiled lewdly.
"Blind date?" Chen Dasheng was stunned for a moment, and he was even more curious, "Brother Dao, how did you convince the Buddha?"
"How to persuade, of course it's all with wisdom!" Xiaodao had a very pleading smile on his face, "I just mentioned this to him, and he immediately rejected me and gave me such nonsense. That female mastiff king is already
A disciple of Buddhism will not be contaminated with sex. I asked him, if the son is not a fish, how can he know the happiness of a fish? You are not a female mastiff king, how do you know that the female mastiff king is willing to be a disciple of Buddhism? "
"Huh? What did the Buddha say?" Chen Dasheng asked.
Xiaodao shrugged, "What else can you say? Just argue with me. You went back and forth with me for more than half an hour, but no one could convince anyone. In the end, I made a bet with him, and let A Biao and A Biao fight tomorrow.
The female mastiff king has a kiss to see if the female mastiff king will be emotional. Let’s let the facts speak for themselves and we will know who is right and who is wrong.”
"Good guy, you can't tell. Brother Dao, your mouth is much stronger than your martial arts!" Chen Dasheng couldn't help but smacked his lips. He argued with Buddha Danba without falling behind. If this matter spreads out,
, the name "Prodigal Son Knife" probably stole the limelight.
"It's nothing special, my girlfriends say the same thing." Xiao Dao smiled lewdly.
"Pick!" Chen Dasheng raised his middle finger to the knife.
Xiao Dao laughed and said, "Boy, I can only help you to this extent. Whether you can deal with that female mastiff depends on A Biao."
"Roar!"
A Biao's excited growl came from outside the house. Chen Dasheng and Xiao Dao looked at each other and smiled, "Brother Dao, why don't you give A Biao some tutoring and teach him how to pick up girls? Don't let a bully come and take that girl.
The female mastiff is pissed off."
"Why me?" Xiaodao's smile faded.
Chen Dasheng shrugged, "Aren't you a prodigal knife? You are a professional. If you don't have sex, who will?"
"Go to hell!" Xiaodao spat at Chen Dasheng angrily, "Master Dao, I need to recharge my batteries and go find the Buddha tonight to fall in love. Do I have the time to give him guidance?"
"Exactly!" Chen Dasheng curled his lips, "You are actually able to argue on par with the Buddha. I think the Buddha most likely wants to accept you as his disciple and let you escape into Buddhism."
"Oh, being able to worship the Buddha as my teacher is a blessing gained over many lifetimes. As long as he doesn't bother me picking up girls, it's okay to worship him as my teacher." The knife looked indifferent and he took it out of his pocket mysteriously.
He took out a small bottle and threw it directly on the table.
"What is it?" Chen Dasheng picked up the bottle and looked at it. It was a small blue and white porcelain bottle the size of a thumb, with no label on it.
"Of course it's a good thing!" Xiaodao said with a grin, "What's inside is the holy aphrodisiac in the world, a tool for picking up girls, the 'Smell of Affection'. The fragrance of this essence can arouse the desire of the opposite sex invisibly.
Wuji, before the blind date tomorrow, put two drops on A Biao's hair and keep it to make the female mastiff obey."
"Isn't this just an aphrodisiac?" Chen Dasheng was about to open the lid, but after listening to Xiao Dao's words, he quickly took his hand back. No matter how nice and straightforward this guy said it, isn't it just an aphrodisiac?
Xiaodao chuckled, "This is different from ordinary aphrodisiacs. It only aphrodisiacs and makes people erect, but it will not have any impact on people's sanity. In other words, it also has the effect of nourishing yin and strengthening yang. The most important thing is
There are no side effects.”
"Tell me, is this thing of yours safe? If I accidentally smell it, wouldn't it be over?" Chen Dasheng frowned. He had never even seen such a thing, let alone used it. (Unfinished)
