Lao Wang reached out and hugged the girl, feeling the unique warmth of human beings and smelling the smell of milk shower gel.
Then he touched the silver-white necklace hanging on Xiaoyue's chest. The dots of diamonds and the shining sunlight reflected represented the stories that had happened in the past.
He sighed helplessly: "It is indeed a dream!"
"I'm just going to tell you why I'm so cold now and half of my emotions are missing."
"Even hugging a girl doesn't feel happy anymore, and the girl doesn't have much reaction, like a piece of wood."
"If it were the real world, the extremely stinky Ms. Han Xiaoyue would definitely tease me: This senior still wants to hug me at such an old age. If sister-in-law attacks, why don't we go to the Civil Affairs Bureau to get a certificate? There is no blood relationship anyway.
After you get the certificate, your property will be mine - well, that's what she should have said."
"Since you didn't say it, it's most likely a dream. It's unbelievable! This dream... is actually a bit boring."
Han Xiaoyue was surprised by his shamelessness.
The eldest cousin is indeed still an eldest cousin. Even if he wakes up only half of the time, he still looks like a slut.
But now, she doesn't dare to speak!
Wang Hao continued to express his emotion: "Life like this now is too boring. I seem to have become very smart and have figured out a lot of things."
"But the girl is not happy to hold her, and all the cats run away. Life has become very boring, and even my favorite games have become predictable."
"My way of thinking is almost like a computer."
"And the malice that wants to destroy the world has been lingering in my mind. I can't help but want to reconstruct a new shit mountain. Do you know what a shit mountain is? The world can be constructed, but everything in the world
, they are all imperfect mountains of shit.”
"The feces of the latter wave are indeed more diverse than those of the former wave. It is said that the quality is better than that of the previous wave."
Han Xiaoyue tried to say something, but couldn't say anything.
She didn't even dare to call [Game] deep in her heart, asking for help.
Because that gaming helmet is also pretending to be dead.
What stood in front of me seemed to be chaos, and all thoughts were unguessable.
Having said this, the dark golden light in Wang Haotong's hole flickered again.
There was an idea: "If you don't eat it, create a more interesting cousin!"
Another thought came up: "You're crazy, how can a more interesting cousin be interesting? This is already... the most interesting and the most beautiful!"
"After all, I have been raising him for so many years."
He once again suppressed these crazy thoughts.
This goes back and forth.
"I must be dreaming and haven't woken up yet... Emperor, Emperor, Buddha, no matter what, today, I just want to drink!"
Lao Wang hurriedly took out the remaining "monkey wine" from the cupboard, put the mouth of the bottle directly to his mouth, "Gululu", and drank it all.
Shout out: "It's cool!"
In fact, in this cold state, there is no drunkenness and no happiness at all.
Originally sweet and mellow, it was worth a fortune, but when it was put on the market, it would cause countless crazy "monkey wines", which are as bland and tasteless as boiled water.
Saying "Shuang" is purely a matter of past habit.
Wang Hao sat in his seat and pondered for a moment, and suddenly an idea came to him: "Maybe I need to sleep again to break through this damn dream within a dream. This situation is really boring to the extreme."
"When you wake up, you will definitely feel better!"
After saying this, he returned to the room and fell asleep again.
…
…
"He...he fell asleep."
Han Xiaoyue sat by the bed, carefully looked at it, and after confirming that her eldest cousin had fallen asleep again, she slowly breathed a sigh of relief.
This may be the first time since my eldest cousin has truly woken up...
Of course, it is not a complete awakening, it can only be regarded as half-awake at best.
Awakening in the true and complete sense, with just one thought, the world will change.
"This test has finally been passed."
"He restrained himself... It seems that the memories of the past do have some effect."
And in the space, bits and pieces of blue light appeared, which seemed to be describing something.
Han Xiaoyue said angrily to the game helmet: "You are such a big god, why couldn't you fart just now? He suddenly woke up and felt that the world was boring. Fortunately, he was thinking about his past life.
Fell asleep again."
The gaming helmet placed on the bedside table, with its flashing blue light, seems to be expressing - what can I do?
Moreover, Lao Wang's "dream within a dream" directly saved Monk Qiuyuan and directly spoiled the major plot, which made [the game] very embarrassed...
How should the next game flow proceed?
Or just pretend that nothing happened?
Everything has to be rearranged.
"Is that so..." She frowned slightly, "He might wake up again? Next time, he will be more awake and indifferent!"
"He needs to be given more anchors to support his goodwill towards humanity."
"The Emperor of Heaven in the Mountain and Sea Realm is a suitable opportunity... He also likes it there."
Han Xiaoyue made a suggestion and said: "Well, there is a way, or I marry him as my wife? I have another son or a daughter. Isn't that enough?"
"In this way, am I paying too much... Although my eldest cousin is very rich, in terms of personality, he is not bad. He plays games at home every day and is not likely to cheat."
"Wha...what? My wife doesn't have fun playing games..."
"what does it mean!"
Han Xiaoyue was so angry about this fact that she ran downstairs in pink slippers and went to cook...
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…
…
I don't know how long it took.
Wang Hao woke up from his sleep again, and the light in the child's hole was finally hidden.
There are some things that Mimi Huhu seems to have forgotten, or perhaps they are hidden in the depths of his memory, or... he can only pretend not to know anything.
A straight black girl wearing a plaid shirt was sitting next to her playing with her mobile phone. There was a bowl on the bedside table.
"Are you awake? Are you hungry? The porridge is still hot."
"Give me a hug." As soon as Wang Hao woke up, he stretched out his hands to confirm the facts.
Han Xiaoyue jumped up on the bed reflexively and said angrily: "This girly classmate wants to hug you at such an old age. How can I marry you like this?"
"Oh, I have indeed returned to reality!"
Wang Hao was very satisfied with the result and retracted his outstretched paw: "I know that your nature has not changed, and you are still secretly coveting my property. What's the matter with a hug? You can't find a man.
Are you friends?"
"I don't have a boyfriend, and I have no time and no interest." Han Xiaoyue rolled her eyes, "I care about world events every day."
"Am I sick?" Wang Hao touched his somewhat hot forehead again.
Han Xiaoyue secretly thought to herself, if you get sick like a hammer, your avenue will almost be wiped out.
"I have a cold, fever and runny nose. I have been sleeping all the time. The National Day holiday is over... What day is it today?"
"A good holiday, I will take care of you at home."
Wang Hao glanced at the date on his phone, which clearly read: October 10th!
"I actually slept for 10 whole days? You must have taken the medicine to kill me!"
When Han Xiaoyue saw his slut-like appearance, she knew that this guy's neurosis suppressed his cruel nature. She laughed and said, "Yes, yes, yes, I covet your beauty and property. I took the medicine to make you sweat, but I have a conscience."
I found out, drink this ecstasy soup quickly, so that I can send you on your way."
Lao Wang took a bite of the "Eight-Treasure Porridge with Longan, Lotus Seeds" that was still warm. It had a smooth texture and was slightly sweet. It was mixed with some barley and dried fruits. It tasted very good. Even if it was a ecstasy soup, he recognized it.
After a while, he finished the bowl of porridge.
An interesting world, a bowl of porridge, playing around with my cousin for a while, and my heart was filled with happiness.
In a boring world, even if one thought destroys the world and creates the world, it still seems so boring.
"I have had several very long dreams, first of all a dream about games. The character 'Qiu Yuan' in the game "Shan Hai Jie" is so miserable that it makes people feel sympathy."
"Do you think a person's feelings are limited?"
"Maybe it is indeed limited." Han Xiaoyue said, "Children can be happy for a day because of little things, but when they grow up, it is not so easy to be happy. The same is true for falling in love. First love is always beautiful, and the more you talk about it, the better it becomes.
It doesn’t matter where you are born.”
"So you are the female sea king and raise a fish in the sea?" Wang Hao said with a smile, "I haven't played "Mountain and Sea World" for several days, and I have accumulated a lot of false power, and I can play it again.
.My novel has not been updated for more than 10 days. The friends who urged me to update it must have thought that I committed suicide."
Wang Hao was suddenly stunned when he was halfway through speaking.
Because in the dream, a "Buddha" appeared, directly awakening "Human Pig" and "Monk Qiuyuan".
"Buddha" is actually myself?
But in his novel, you can't write it like this, otherwise it will taste like a deus ex machina.
How to write it better?
Well, it can be written that some special rare objects were used to successfully awaken and resurrect "Monk Qiuyuan"... This way there will be nothing unexpected.
He recalled: "There is a second dream, which is very long. There is always someone talking in the mind to reconstruct a more perfect world. The more rational me is like a robot that has lost its humanity.
I just want to compete with the mountain of shit. Reconstructing the world is similar to reconstructing the program? From one mountain of shit to another mountain of shit, that’s all.”
"I think that if I have used up more than half of my emotions, I will eventually turn into a robot?"
Han Xiaoyue was horrified by what he said. She stretched out her little hand and waved it in front of his eyes: "Are you okay? Don't you need to go to the hospital for a checkup?"
"No, I feel very energetic and my appetite is good today. Let's have another bowl of rice-treasure porridge!"
Wang Hao stretched out, faced the beautiful sunshine, and yawned: "Actually, I have also figured it out. There is no such thing as perfection in the world. We have to make progress little by little. And there are people I miss here.
, it is impossible to reopen directly.”
"I kept nagging him, but he got annoyed by my nagging, so he backed away... In fact, he is me too, and I can understand his thoughts."
"Nervous dream."
"Of course, the most important thing is that my cousin hasn't gotten married yet and has children. I really can't worry about it!"
"Oh, I don't believe it! You obviously miss your game!"
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…
I had a minor illness and needed to recuperate, but I didn't delay playing games.
Happy time begins again.
[Welcome to the interdimensional game! You have been offline for 10 days, 8 hours and 19 minutes.]
"Ah...I accidentally logged in wrongly."
He is now in a different relationship, thinking about another word game. He took off his helmet, picked up his mobile phone, and started playing "Shan Hai Jie"
There was a "squeak" sound and the sound of the wooden door ringing.
【Outlander, are you finally awake? You seem to have been sleeping for a long time.】
【But it’s nothing, let’s let the story start again. 】
The plot continues the story of "Li Qingshan" after taking the wooden token and heading to Fenghua City.
A series of text appeared on the screen.
Playing "Mountain and Sea World" again, Lao Wang felt a strange sense of immersion and wanted to follow the "protagonist"'s perspective to understand this dark and strange world more deeply.
But his thinking is not simply limited to the "protagonist", but a higher dimension, like the perspective of the final ruler.
"The development of the Shanhai Realm is very hard-core... How should I put it? It is not appropriate to completely copy the various systems of the Earth."
This world is too easy to be penetrated by the weirdness of the etheric abyss, and it is almost impossible to completely eliminate the cows, ghosts, gods and snakes.
"In this case, we must create a world where humans and weirdos can coexist."
From a higher perspective, Wang Hao pondered how to create a new order.
This topic is even more interesting than the step-by-step "farming development".
[You followed the ox cart and caravan to Fenghua City. You were very lucky and there were no accidents along the way. 】
[This is the most prosperous city in a radius of hundreds of miles. On the tall city wall, stands a statue of the Yellow Turban Warrior. This mysterious rune puppet is an outstanding work of the Kunlun lineage and has the combat power of one against a hundred. 】
[Fenghua City is protected by the righteous god ‘Mother Turtle Spirit’ and relies on the thousands-mile-long Qiangui River. It has warm winters and cool summers, and has the most pleasant climate. 】
[However, as soon as I walked into the city, I felt a cold chill, and saw a strange scene: a group of people were beating a woman, and while they were beating, they had to yell: Live or not! Live or not!
!]
[You wanted to act bravely and spread the light of righteousness, but you were blocked by the scholar Ding Zhijing.]
[It turns out that this is a local folk custom called "Pai Xi". 】
[If the wife comes to the house and is not pregnant for two years, the husband will ask someone to "take a wedding", that is, ask someone to beat her with a stick, and at the same time yell "I can't give birth to a baby!"]
[My wife's injuries range from mild to severe. The mild ones won't hurt the muscles and bones, but the most severe ones are skin ruptures and bruises, which can only be cured in ten days and a half. The more severe injuries can lead to death or disability.]
[Under the Turtle Mother Seat, there is a deity named "Pai Xipo". According to folk customs, only those who follow this custom can obtain the protection of "Pai Xipo" and give birth to children. Of course, Ding Zhijing
I, myself, sneer at this inexplicable custom.】
[Fearless foreigner, do you want to mind your own business and spread the light of righteousness? 】
Wang Hao sighed secretly in his heart, this kind of bullshit custom has been heard occasionally in reality, and it has even caused deaths.
In the game, it has become a weird custom formulated by a certain god.
【no】
He doesn't want to cause trouble for the time being.
[Ah, this foreigner who has just arrived and prides himself on being fearless seems like a coward this time. Maybe the "light of the right path" is not that important in your heart. ]
[Or maybe you subconsciously feel that you really can’t deal with these bullshit affairs, so you might as well seize the dojo of the “Turtle Spirit Mother” early and let the great demon spread the light of righteousness in person. 】
From the lines of this word game, Wang Hao saw a word: Yin and Yang.
If you meddle in other people's business, it will criticize you as a yin and yang; if you don't meddle in people's business, it will say that you are as timid as a mouse.
Commonly known as - Gang Jing!
Of course, this style of writing is quite interesting now, because the atmosphere in this world is actually very depressing, and even the determined monk Qiu Yuan cannot find the way forward.
What Li Qingshan saw and heard might be a hundred times crueler and colder than what was described in the text.
Without a "good narration", it wouldn't be that fun if the style of painting was made more cheerful.
[Outlander, now that you have arrived at your destination, the merchants want to go to the market to sell their goods, where do you plan to go? 】
[The dark and damp alleys; the barely lively square market; the residence of Kunlun Immortal Master; the Taoist temple of Guiling Mother; the pink Yihongyuan; the unfriendly-looking Yamen; random
Walk around and take a chance.]
Tsk, even though it is a famous big city with a radius of hundreds of miles, judging from the text description, it is also full of not-so-splendid atmosphere, but it is slightly better than Xinshou Village "Qingshi Town".
"We still have to let the protagonist trigger the plot and save the city."
Wang Hao recalled that his task was to "hand over the wooden token", but his fingers involuntarily chose [Yihongyuan filled with pink atmosphere].
do not care!
Don't suppress yourself when playing games.
Let’s talk about the girls in Kangkang City first!
[Outlander, you are in love and want to go to the local Goulan to see the feudal dregs, but you find that your old leader Lu Tianming has been following you behind you, making a weird "hehehe" laugh.]
[Ding Zhijing, a local scholar, said that everyone was tired after a long journey and he was willing to spend a small amount of money to invite everyone to listen to a little song.]
[Unexpectedly, the girls in Yihong Courtyard were booked by a certain wealthy businessman, and they will not accept customers for the time being. 】
[Therefore, you can only give up this idea in a weak mood, and have a vague suspicion in your heart that there are evil things in Fenghua City that can lead to corruption. ]
"Is there no plot?" Wang Hao rubbed his nose, you Li Qingshan, you got aroused and felt that there was a ghost in the city.
"I don't know if there is a real ghost or if it's fake..."