"Uncle pervert, tell me, what disease does mommy have? Don't you need injections?!"
"It's just a cold and fever, a minor illness, no need for acupuncture!"
"Uncle pervert, can you assure me that my mommy is okay?!"
"I promise you that."
"Perverted uncle..."
"Perverted uncle..."
Yang Mufan felt like there was a mosquito buzzing in his ears.
Hearing Mu Xiaoni talk like a perverted uncle when she spoke, and talk like a perverted uncle when she didn't, he really couldn't feel better.
He said in a strong tone: "Mu Xiaoni, I remind you again, don't call me uncle 'pervert'."
How is he abnormal?! He is obviously normal, okay?!
After hearing this, Mu Xiaoni blinked her cute big eyes and asked seriously: "If I don't call you perverted uncle, what would you call me?!"
"Dad..." Without thinking, Yang Mufan blurted out two words. However, when he realized something, he immediately said, "It's better to call him uncle."
"Oh!" Mu Xiaoni nodded and shouted with a smile, "Dad."
"..." Yang Mufan raised his thick sword eyebrows slightly.
Although, the word "father" is particularly unfamiliar to him, and he does dislike these two words.
Especially when I think of: Mu Wanqing and Ji Lianjing are getting married soon.
Mu Xiaoni's word 'father' is just a kind of irony to him.
However, when he heard Mu Xiaoni calling him "Dad", he was still very happy.
Just as she was about to praise her, Mu Xiaoni heard a loud rumbling sound in her stomach.
Mu Xiaoni pouted her little mouth and said aggrievedly: "Uncle pervert, diaper is hungry, can you fry the steak for me?!"
Yang Mufan, who was in a good mood, heard this and responded directly without thinking: "Okay, my perverted uncle will go fry the steak for you immediately."
Saying that, Yang Mufan stood up.
However, before my legs could be straightened, I realized something was wrong.
Become... a perverted uncle?!
Didn’t this little guy call him dad just now?! Why did he suddenly call him perverted uncle again?!
What's even more outrageous is that he was actually led into a ditch by a five-year-old baby who called himself: uncle pervert.
I think he admires Fan and has lived for thirty years. What kind of thrilling and bloody scenes have he not seen before?!
Usually he is the only one who plays tricks on others and takes advantage of them.
He was actually deceived by a child, and successfully deceived him.
It simply ruined his reputation.
The corners of Yang Mufan's mouth twitched violently.
The sinister black eyes filled with murderous intent were aimed straight at the little thing.
The little diaper princess felt his murderous eyes. Instead of being afraid, she rushed towards him and continued to hug his thigh. Her white and tender face kept rubbing against his legs wearing expensive trousers: "Uncle pervert,
Make me steak, I want to eat two portions... No, I want to eat three portions, but is three portions too little?!... I want to eat many, many steaks..."
"..." Yang Mufan took a deep breath, looked up at the ceiling, and then gritted his teeth and said, "Mu Xiaoni, if you call me a pervert again, I will show you how perverted you are..."
"Also, are you a pig?! Eat so many steaks?!"
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Yang Mufan rolled up his sleeves and walked towards the kitchen. He wanted to help Diaper fry the steak and make some light millet porridge for Mu Wanqing.
When she woke up, she was ready to eat.
As for Mu Xiaoni, when she heard that her perverted uncle was willing to make milk for her, she immediately followed Yang Mufan and shouted happily.
However, the moment Yang Mufan opened the door, he was...dumbfounded.
