This doesn't sound like what you should say after seeing a man's lower body, right?
But if you think about it from "that perspective", it's not that you can't express it this way. But the focus now is not Misaka Mikoto's thinking perspective when she said this, but Chen Xiaofeng's reaction——,
"Ahhhhhhhhh!"
In response to Misaka Mikoto's sudden turn, Chen Xiaofeng jumped up while covering his good brother.
"Who asked you to turn around!"
In order to avoid exposing himself to a large extent, Chen Xiaofeng squatted down while maintaining the posture of protecting his "good brother". His blue and black striped pants were lying boldly in front of him.
"Huh? Is it my fault? I called you many times, but you didn't answer me, so I turned around!"
Misaka Mikoto explained unconvinced.
"Besides, since you are ready to do that, why do you care about these small details!"
Although this sentence was very shy, Misaka Mikoto still said it with a blushing face.
"That thing? What happened?"
"Eh?"
Looking at Chen Xiaofeng's puzzled expression, Misaka Mikoto realized that she had misunderstood... But if he hadn't done that, why would this guy Chen Xiaofeng take off his pants?
"Anyway, anyway, Misaka, would you please turn around and let me put my pants on?"
Chen Xiaofeng almost cried when he said this. Since entering junior high school, Chen Xiaofeng's good brother has not been seen by the opposite sex. Even if you came to give Chen Xiaofeng a back rub and bathe last time, Chen Xiaofeng did not let his good brother
Showed up.
"Asshole, don't talk about me like those idiots!"
Although she was very unconvinced, Misaka Mikoto turned around.
Chen Xiaofeng carefully put on his own pants, and then put on his school pants.
"That's it..."
"Now, it's time for you to explain!"
Misaka Mikoto faced Chen Xiaofeng again and her face was red. She didn't know whether it was because of anger or some other reason.
"Actually... I forgot to understand the prerequisites for unlocking the curse..."
"Forgot? Then why did you take off your pants?"
"Because Shokuhou said that it only works if the lower body is exposed..."
Chen Xiaofeng answered honestly like a primary school student.
"Then what?"
"Then, it didn't work..."
He even took off his pants, but it was of no use at all. Chen Xiaofeng felt that he had really suffered a big loss, but when he thought that he had touched Misaka Mikoto a month ago, a feeling of evenness arose spontaneously.
"Hey, what's with your expression of relief?"
"Ah, nothing?"
Misaka Mikoto glanced at Chen Xiaofeng suspiciously, and then moved her gaze to the warehouse door.
"By the way, is such an unreliable method of breaking the curse real?"
"Absolutely, that's what Shokuhou told me."
"How dare you believe that woman's words? Aren't you afraid that she will influence your thoughts?"
"No, Shokuhou is not the kind of person who uses his abilities to control his friends." Chen Xiaofeng smiled and waved his hand to deny Misaka Mikoto's statement.
"Eh? Friends? I can't tell that your relationship is already so good." Misaka Mikoto said sourly.
"Don't you and Shokuhou Misaki have a very good relationship? We even acted together last time in China."
"What? Good relationship? No! It was just that there was nothing we could do last time... Well, it really was just that there was nothing we could do..."
Misaka Mikoto's slightly pouted mouth was like a child who loves to lie.
"Misaka, you are really not candid."
This time it was Chen Xiaofeng's turn to tease Misaka Mikoto.
"That's long-winded!" Misaka Mikoto, who was being talked about as a bull's-eye, tried her best to change the topic, "Even so, did Shokuhou really say that **... the lower body is so unruly?"
"Yeah, I said it."
"Really?"
"I really said that I was covering my lower body...probably..."
Being stared at by Misaka Mikoto, Chen Xiaofeng's confidence began to waver.
"It could also be the upper body..."
"Can't you be sure?"
"What can I do! I didn't believe it at the time, so I didn't listen carefully!"
"I finally understand why you are the second to last in age!"
"This has nothing to do with my grades, okay? Besides, who knew there really was such a targeted curse in this world! It's inevitable that I didn't remember it clearly!"
"Hey..." As if she was really speechless about Chen Xiaofeng's IQ, Misaka Mikoto raised her forehead and said, "That's not what I'm talking about."
"Eh? What is that?"
"I mean, under normal circumstances, in such uncertain times, normal people would try to use their upper body first, right? People like you, Chen Xiaofeng, challenge the limit from the beginning and use their lower body.
, I’m afraid there is no one else but you!”
Listening to what Misaka Mikoto said, Chen Xiaofeng noticed that indeed, normal people would choose the upper body first when faced with such ambiguity. Because he is a boy, it doesn't matter even if the upper body is seen, and even if there is no such curse,
Modesty, it’s not as shameless as to take off your pants.
Why did my thoughts deviate at that time?
Chen Xiaofeng was a little confused.
"So, hurry up!"
"What are you doing quickly?"
"You are really an idiot. Of course you have to take off your clothes! Since pants don't work, then take off your clothes!"
At this moment, Misaka Mikoto was wrapped in Chen Xiaofeng's coat and returned to her usual strength.
"Okay, okay..." Chen Xiaofeng was helpless and began to doubt whether his initial choice of Misaka Mikoto was the right one.
"Take it off quickly!"
"I know, I know!"
Chen Xiaofeng handed the last piece of clothing to Misaka Mikoto, and then, the lines representing health were unreservedly displayed in front of Misaka Mikoto - wrapping up the large and scary scars.
"Chen Xiaofeng, you..."
Misaka Mikoto stretched out her hair in disbelief.
"It's nothing, just a minor injury."
In order not to make Misaka Mikoto suspect anything, Chen Xiaofeng pretended to be relaxed and answered.
"Okay, okay, I have to do the next step."
After greeting Misaka Mikoto, Chen Xiaofeng began to think silently in his heart.
[I don’t care about the curse... I don’t care about the curse... I don’t care about the curse]
Wow——
Almost as soon as Chen Xiaofeng finished reciting the last word silently, the door of the sports warehouse was opened magnificently.
"Sister-sama, are you here?"
Shirai Kuroko's voice followed the light outside the door and entered the small sports warehouse.
But...the scene in front of me doesn't seem very good...
"Asshole, what are you going to do to my sister, you disgusting pervert!"