Although this scene made Chen Xiaofeng depressed, it also made Chen Xiaofeng regain a feeling he had not had for a long time.
Looking at the little loli devouring food in front of him, Chen Xiaofeng's face showed a hint of softness.
I haven’t felt like this for a long time. Chen Xiaofeng thought gently.
"Hey, another bowl!"
But the little Lolita's tone made Chen Xiaofeng feel ridiculous about what he just thought.
This little loli is not cute at all. Chen Xiaofeng thought depressedly.
"Don't you know how to be polite?" Chen Xiaofeng said something like playing the piano to a cow.
"Thank you for the hospitality." However, the little Loli unexpectedly listened to Chen Xiaofeng's words.
"So, servant, have another bowl!" The little Loli showed a different and cute smile. If it were normal times, Chen Xiaofeng would definitely respond with a kind smile.
However……
"I said you are too rude, right? Is this what you should say to someone you meet for the first time?"
"Didn't I say thank you? Servant?" Little Loli blinked her big eyes in confusion.
Is this just natural stupidity? Chen Xiaofeng looked at the little Loli's innocent big eyes and felt helpless to complain.
"The title...I'm talking about the title!" Chen Xiaofeng seemed to be driven a little crazy.
The little Loli looked at Chen Xiaofeng innocently.
"Well...this rice is delicious." The little Loli replied energetically.
"That's my lunch."
"Everything, one more! Servant!" The little Lolita was full of energy, smiling broadly, and stretched out her hand to Chen Xiaofeng innocently and romantically.
This pleasant expression almost made Chen Xiaofeng feel dazed. However, he could not lose to this trick.
"Stop joking!" Chen Xiaofeng didn't bother to correct the little lolita's name. The important thing is that even if he corrected the little lolita, he wouldn't pay attention.
"In short! Be grateful for other people's gifts. It is a serious sin to have such an attitude!" Chen Xiaofeng said matter-of-factly.
"So I didn't thank you!" the little Loli said a little aggrievedly.
"Ahem...the sin is serious!" Chen Xiaofeng emphasized speechlessly.
However, this kind of emphasis always seems so pale and weak.
"How deep?"
“The Mariana Trench is so deep!”
“Is that as profound as ‘the principle of making this fried rice’?”
Chen Xiaofeng didn't quite understand what benchmark should be used to compare the depth of these two things, but he still nodded. Upon seeing this, the little Loli immediately crossed her arms and nodded.
"In this case, I will forgive such a crime!"
Chen Xiaofeng suddenly felt in his heart that thousands of grass and mud horses were rushing past. He found that after arriving in Academy City in District 11, he encountered more and more strange things.
How arrogant this little loli is!
"In this case, let me punish this crime!"
"In that case, let me ask you, is hunger a sin?"
"yes!"
"Okay~" Little Loli looked like she was defeated by Chen Xiaofeng, "Why do you think a grown-up like you is so serious with a kid?"
Chen Xiaofeng was even more speechless. He just didn't want to be said like this by this little lolita!
"Hey, servant." The little Loli suddenly showed a shy expression and leaned to Chen Xiaofeng's side. She drew circles on Chen Xiaofeng's chest with her slender fingers. The little Loli's slender fingers touched Chen Xiaofeng's chest, and the body temperature of her skin felt
It actually made Chen Xiaofeng a little excited!
However, when the little Loli touched her chest and started poking other people's cheeks with her fingers, I finally became sure of one thing:
Where did this little guy learn this trick?
However, just when Chen Xiaofeng decided to teach this impolite and seductive little lolita a lesson - Gulu~ the little lolita's belly made a ridiculous sound.
"I'm still hungry." Little Loli continued.
"I'm really defeated by you!" Chen Xiaofeng subconsciously touched his wallet. If Misaka Mikoto finds out, I'm afraid he will be said to be a bad person again, right?
But with Misaka Mikoto's character, she must be very happy to be such a bad person.
"Hey, I really don't know how long it's been since you've eaten."
"The last time I had a meal was about three days ago, right? Normally I rely on breathing air to survive."
"It's not good for a child to lie." Chen Xiaofeng didn't believe that a child would go without food for three days. This is something only a bad parent can do.
"Really!" Little Loli said seriously, "In the words of you Chinese people, it is called gathering the aura of heaven and earth and gathering the essence of the sun and the moon."
"Well, you continue to gather the aura of heaven and earth, and collect the essence of the sun and the moon." Chen Xiaofeng put the wallet he took out back into his pocket.
"Wait! I was wrong!" Little Loli grabbed Chen Xiaofeng's hand and said with a sad face.
I am still very satisfied that Chen Xiaofeng should admit his mistakes, but it is still strange, how does this little loli know that hers is from China? Is it because of her accent?
"Hey, I'm hungry!" The little loli's cry of hunger interrupted Chen Xiaofeng's thoughts.
"Yes, I understand." Who made Chen Xiaofeng have such a bad-ass character?
After arriving at a nearby family-style restaurant, the little girl must have been really hungry, so she actually ordered food for three people. With a smile on her face, she swallowed the food served by the waiter.
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In contrast, Chen Xiaofeng only had a glass of boiled water in front of him. After discussing with the wallet in his pocket, the result was this.
"Hey, there are rice grains on your cheeks."
"Don't worry!"
"Uh, I just wanted to remind you."
Chen Xiaofeng said and helped the little Loli take off the rice grains on her cheeks.
"Hmm."
Huh? Chen Xiaofeng's fingertips were suddenly wrapped by a warm touch... Is it because he took off the rice grains? He saw the little Lolita holding his fingers in her small mouth.
"Dirty devil." Chen Xiaofeng cursed with a smile, and then kept saying in his heart, "I am not a lolicon".
But having said that, this seemingly natural little loli is too defenseless like this, right? If Chen Xiaofeng is really that kind of perverted lolita control, wouldn't he be in the tiger's mouth?
"No, Chai!"
"Don't talk with other people's fingers in your mouth, okay?"
The little Loli held Chen Xiaofeng's finger with her soft and warm lips, then stuck out her tongue and licked the fingertip.
I always felt that this move was a bit sensational - just when Chen Xiaofeng was thinking this, the girl's mouth had already let go of his finger.
The little loli who licked away the rice grains smiled and said, "It's so delicious!" Then she extended her devilish palm to the pasta on the table again.
Chen Xiaofeng couldn't help but smile bitterly and looked at this little lolita again.
From this close observation, you can see that her eyelashes are very long and her facial features are very straight. She is indeed an extremely cute girl. It would be perfect if she could close her mouth and not speak... However, this posture of eating happily
Quite charming too.
Chen Xiaofeng admired her reaction curiously, and not long after—
“Thanks for the treat!”
The satisfied girl clasped her hands together, while Chen Xiaofeng looked at such a little loli and couldn't help but laugh and tease her.
"You've been fooled. If you want me to pay for this meal for you, you have to obey my orders... uh, I'm just kidding, don't turn blue all of a sudden, okay? This is my treat."
"Yes, really? He's so scary! What a bad servant!"
"Huh~ By the way, what's your name?" Chen Xiaofeng was already immune to the little Lolita being called a servant.
"By the way, my name is Chen Xiaofeng"
"Hey, Chen Xiaofeng~ When other people see us like this, what kind of relationship will they think we have?"
"So, what's your name? Also, I'm not a lolicon!"
I really don’t know what’s going on in the minds of today’s children!
"You actually ignore others? I deliberately cooperated with you..."
After the little Loli mumbled a few words in dissatisfaction, she raised her head and proudly said, "That's okay, I'm a god!"
"What?" Chen Xiaofeng had the urge to call an ambulance at that moment.
"Although I am a god, I don't have any objection to calling me king." The little loli ignored Chen Xiaofeng's look.
Could it be that this kid is a chuunibyou patient?
"Eh? Why are you looking so pitiful, servant!" the little Loli asked dissatisfiedly.
"Okay, okay, do you plan on me calling you that? You don't care about other people's opinions, but I do!"
"What a willful servant." Little Loli shook her head and said, "Then just call me Aini."
"Wouldn't it be convenient to say this earlier?" Chen Xiaofeng complained.
"Eh? Brother? Why are you here?"
Chen Xiaofeng looked back and saw that Minato and Artoria had also arrived at the restaurant.
"Ah, due to some circumstances, I just came here to eat." That's what Chen Xiaofeng said, but Chen Xiaofeng still hasn't eaten a grain of rice!
"But is it okay?" Minato asked worriedly.
"What's wrong?"
"The physical examination... looks like it's about to start." Minato handed over the phone, and Chen Xiaofeng was surprised by the numbers on the screen.