"Have you washed the cucumbers thoroughly? Have the thorns and hairs on them been washed off? Although the flowers at the bottom of some cucumbers have withered, the pollen is still there!"
"No, no!"
"Get dressed!" Tang Long didn't want to look at it anymore. If he looked at it again, he would have nightmares, and he might not be interested in women anymore.
If she were outside, Tang Long would definitely ask her to buy a bottle of Fuyanjie, and then give her some potassium permanganate to wash and sterilize. But there is no one here, so she can only boil the medicine and wash it with medicinal soup.
"This is medicine. Decoct the medicine right away when you get back. After boiling three bowls of water, pour the medicine into your bath water and take a good soak. Once a day until you feel better, remember to be hygienic next time."
"Well, thank you, Master Xiao Tang!" The woman put on her clothes, thanked her in a low voice, took the medicine and went out.
"Next one!" Tang Long shouted towards the door.
With a creak, another middle-aged woman came in. She smiled coquettishly at Tang Long and then sat on the chair.
"Where are you feeling unwell?" Tang Long asked calmly without any expression.
"It's itchy down there!" the woman said without hesitation. She wasn't shy at all, and she knew she was someone who had come here.
"What disease is it?"
"How do I know what the disease is? You are a doctor, so I have to ask you!"
"Okay, take off your pants!" Tang Long was already forced to go to the mountain.
"Okay, it's direct enough, I like it!" The woman turned her back, pulled down her pants, and faced Tang Long with her fat buttocks.
"What are you doing?" That fat ass almost touched Tang Long's face.
"Didn't you ask me to take it off? Why don't you take it off too?" The woman looked at Tang Long inexplicably.
"Why should I take off my clothes? I'm a doctor and I'm not sick!" Tang Long pushed his fat butt away with his hands, and then used his fingers to open her two petals. They were really fat and plump.
Yes, those who didn’t know thought it was swollen, but it was natural, a little pink, and looked quite tender.
"Where is it itching, outside or inside?" She turned back to look at Tang Long, who raised his head and asked.
"Inside!" The woman said with certainty after thinking for a moment.
"Huh!" Tang Long took a deep breath, spread the two fingers of his left hand, and slowly moved the middle finger of his right hand deeper.
"here?"
"No, it's still inside!"
"here?"
"No, go deeper!" the woman said with excitement and anticipation.
"It's the limit, the middle finger is only that long!" Tang Long grimaced. It seemed that this woman was definitely pretending to be sick and missed a man.
"You don't have something longer and thicker on your body, why don't you take it out and use it!" the woman said while looking at Tang Long's crotch, her eyes filled with longing.
"How do you know this thing is longer than your middle finger? Let me tell you, no, this thing is only as thick as your little finger, and it's also short!" Tang Long saw the look in the woman's eyes and hurriedly raised his little finger.
"Come on, people say that if a man's nose is big, what's underneath will be bigger. Don't be fooled! Your nose is so big, what's underneath must not be small!" the woman spat.
Bang, Tang Long was pounding in his heart. Is there any scientific basis for this? Anyway, he had never heard of it, but at least his nose was big and the bottom was also big. It was true.
However, his big bird has no interest in this woman at all, so it is impossible for him to contribute.
"Even if it's a big one, it has nothing to do with you. You'd better stop thinking about it!" Tang Long said unceremoniously.
"It has nothing to do with me. It has something to do with this girl Long Lan, right?"
"Don't talk nonsense. I'm fine. Don't ruin Long Lan's reputation!" Tang Long was stunned. Is the adultery known to everyone?
"Oh, you are still talking nonsense. We are not fools. Whether a woman is irrigated by a man or not, it makes a huge difference. Look at how moisturized this girl is recently!"
Tang Long was speechless. These women had become sperms, and it could be seen even from this.
"Then what do you want, how about I prescribe you two medicines?" Tang Long asked tentatively.
"You think my disease will be cured by taking medicine?" The woman looked at Tang Long with a smile.
"Then what do you want to do?" Tang Long's heart skipped a beat as he encountered a tough challenge.
"Lend me your little brother!"
"No need to talk!" Tang Long refused unceremoniously. Although he was lustful, he did not refuse anyone who came and refused to eat when he was hungry.
"Forget it, use your fingers to fiddle with it!" Seeing Tang Long's determination, the woman took a step back.
"Go back and eat the cucumber or eggplant yourself!"
"I have become a nun? I eat vegetarian food every day, but today I want to eat meat!"
"Auntie, if it were my master who came to diagnose me today, would you dare to do this?"
"Of course I don't dare!" The woman smiled sheepishly.
"Then you are bullying me because I am young?"
"No, it's because you are young and energetic. Your master is old and that thing won't work!"
After the woman finished speaking, Tang Long glared at her fiercely and cursed in his heart: Is there any difference between looking at my youth and bullying me when I am young?
"Why are you staring? Do you want to do it? If you don't, I'll call you molested!"
Tang Long jumped up. He didn't want to play like this. He quickly opened the door. If he closed it again, something would happen. Seeing that the door was opened, the girl became more honest. Tang Long said to her happily: "This medicine is gone.
I have to go out and buy some. When I come back, you will definitely be satisfied!"
"Okay, when Master Xiao Tang comes back, Auntie will come back for a follow-up consultation!" The woman suppressed her anger, twisted the waist of the bucket, walked out of the door, and walked away.
"Next one!" Tang Long was extremely embarrassed and turned back to his position.
"What, you're itchy all over too?" Tang Long was about to cry. As soon as he closed the door, the newcomer also complained that he was itchy.
"What's the matter? Master Xiao Tang?"
"The person just now also said it was itchy, but there is currently no medicine. I can only go out and buy it. I will have it when I come back next time!" Tang Long said with a bitter face.
"This disease doesn't require medicine!" The woman glanced at Tang Long with a flirtatious look.
"Huh? Do you know your own illness?"
"Yes, the medicine for this disease is men. Aren't you a man? Just give me the cure!"
"I bet you are also missing men because of your illness?"
"Ah? The last one too?" The woman's face changed.
"They are all. I guess there are not many people out there who are really sick. They are all diseases thought of by men just like you!"
"Then what to do?"
"When I get out, everything will be settled when I come back!"
"Ok, I will wait for you!"
After sending this woman away, Tang Long stood at the door and said to everyone.
"Aunts and sisters, I'm so sorry. Xiao Tang already knows about your illness. You all have the same illness, but the medicine to treat this disease is gone. The first two or three people didn't get it, so we have to wait for Xiao Tang to go out.
Let's go outside and wait for Xiao Tang to come back. Let's come and see him, okay? Otherwise, even if he sees it, there will be no cure, and it will be a waste of time!" Tang Long clasped his fists and bowed to everyone.
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Today there are five chapters in a row. There are already eight chapters in the monthly ticket. No need to use a pen name. I sincerely ask for the monthly ticket. If there are two more chapters, I will add another chapter. I hope that book friends with monthly tickets will vote for this book. Thank you!
There is no next chapter, let’s read something else first