"Old guy, what are you doing? Look, I found this!"
Deeply surrounded by the mountains of Shennongjia, three cabins stood side by side. A boy about 16 years old appeared in front of the leftmost cabin holding a handful of long grass with scarlet dots in his hand.
Before entering, a loud and powerful voice floated in first.
"Ahem, kid, can't you call me master? I've raised you for more than ten years in vain...!"
An old man in a white sweatshirt in the cabin closed his notebook at lightning speed and shouted to the door.
"boom!"
The door of the cabin was violently knocked open from the outside, and the young man had already broken in.
"Come on, the person who asked me to call you Master hasn't been born yet... You're already old, and you can't even listen to me for two years before you belch. Wouldn't it be a waste of my precious feelings? So... don't scream!
"
The young man rolled his eyes and replied with a playful smile to the old man.
"Go away, I'm practicing, why are you here?"
The old man was obviously immune to the boy's temperament, so he asked awkwardly instead of getting angry.
"Practice? Eight years ago, you always talked about practicing martial arts, and you hid in your room for several hours as an excuse. There were screams of men and women, ahh... ohhh, do you think I am so easy to deceive?"
When the young man heard the old man's words, he immediately became angry. He looked at the old man, who had a red face and an obvious bulge in his crotch. He rolled his eyes and said with a smile in a tone that I already knew.
"you...!"
The old man couldn't refute the young man's words. Following the young man's eyes, he immediately saw the big bulge in his crotch. He quickly covered it with his hands and shouted awkwardly.
"Hey, old guy, what kind of movie is it? A small movie from an island country? Ahem, lend it to me to watch...!"
The young man looked at the embarrassed old man in front of him playfully, and approached him with a smile. He was so thick-skinned that it was unimaginable.
"Go away, what are you doing to me?"
The old man was about sixty or seventy years old, but his agility was astonishing. When the young man was kicked, he didn't even have a chance to dodge. His foot was suddenly unstable and he was kicked to the ground.
"Old guy, I don't play like this. I just want to see if there are any postures that I can learn. My young and strong boy can't see a woman deep in this mountain. Even sows are like Xishi!
"
The young man patted the dirt on his body in frustration, stood up and muttered.
"Hmph, don't think I don't know. I spent more than 10,000 RMB to buy your computer. It has a high configuration, but every disk in it has full memory, and there are more than 30 mobile hard drives.
?They are all 500g, and they are all full. How many good things have you hidden?"
The old man also looked at the young man with an incomprehensible expression, and then asked.
"This...this is my treasure. Hehe, I am a hot-blooded, dashing and handsome young man. Can't I have some hobbies of my own while staying in such a big mountain?"
The young man had a helpless look on his face and said to the old man.
"I wonder how you managed to finish watching all these treasures. I watch a movie for hours every day!"
The old man quietly pinched his crotch with his hand, and found that in the short period of chatting with the boy, the big crotch was no longer obvious, so he simply sat upright and asked.
"Hey, old guy, don't you know that there is a fast forward in the computer player? You also mentioned practicing, you must have let it slip! Whoosh...Old guy, I'm leaving first!"
"You... what did you stuff in my crotch? Ah... fairy itch... Wang Lele, get back here!"
While the young man was talking to the old man, he quietly approached the old man, and then with lightning speed, he stuffed the scarlet-dotted grass in his hand into his crotch...!
Fairy itch is the name of a poisonous weed. This long grass is covered with dense white hairs. On the scarlet dots, there are countless red hairs. The red hairs are highly toxic.
As long as a piece of this itch poisonous plant touches human skin, it will be extremely itchy, but it will not be red, swollen or ulcerated, it will just be itchy, and you will have to scratch the infected area with your hands.
Wang Lele stuffed a handful of poisonous weeds into the old man's crotch. You can imagine how serious the consequences would be. Even an immortal could scratch his skin with the poisonous weeds. How could the old man not scream?
"Hey, old man, just enjoy it slowly and pretend I don't exist!"
Wang Lele's laughing voice came from outside the cabin. The old man was so angry that he wanted to kick this little bastard to death.
"Uh, it's so itchy, it feels weird! Ah...!"
The old man quickly loosened his pants and pulled out the fairy itch poisonous weed from inside, muttering. But when he saw that his old bird was swollen to the size of a white radish, he let out a scream again.
Wang Lele was not worried that the old man would scratch his skin due to itchiness, because he knew that the old man had a way to treat this poisonous weed. For him, the harvest today was still very good.
Fairy Itch Poisonous Weed is also known as Beauty Stripper. Use this poisonous weed to refine a medicinal liquid through a special method and apply it somewhere. No matter what kind of chaste and fierce woman it is, as long as it is contaminated here, the whole body will be itchy and unbearable, even in public.
Next time, I will scratch my own clothes.
This time Wang Lele found a large area where Beauty Stripper grew. This time he picked a large bundle. After leaving the cabin, he quickly began to refine the venom.
Someone may ask, if this poisonous fairy itch is so terrifying, why is Wang Lele fine?
This... ahem, I forgot to mention it. Wang Lele is eighteen years old this year. She has no father or mother since she was a child. When she was picked up by an old man, she was already dying next to a trash can outside a chemical factory.
Due to his weak health and the constant presence of harmful gases near the chemical plant all year round, the young Wang Lele became invulnerable to all poisons after inhaling large amounts of these harmful gases.
It is precisely because of this invulnerable constitution that Wang Lele can avoid the toxicity of poisonous weeds. It is precisely for this reason that he was taught superb medical and poisonous skills by his current master, the old man.
The phrase "better than old" is perfectly appropriate when applied to Wang Lele. Although he is only eighteen years old, his poisoning and medical skills are far superior to those of the old man.
The old man treated Wang Lele as if he were his own grandson. He taught him all his skills without any secrets. After discovering that he had such amazing potential, he kept it for many years and kept the classics that he had yet to fully understand.
Study for him.
"Wang Lele, come here, I have something to tell you!"
The old man didn't know when he stood behind Wang Lele and said to him in a very solemn tone.
"What's going on? This is Shennongjia, deep in the mountains. It's just the two of us. Do you think our words will be heard by others?"
Wang Lele turned around and rolled her eyes at the old man, then continued to add various poisonous weeds and poisonous insects into the cauldron for refining the venom without any scruples.
The old man was immediately speechless by Wang Lele's words. He circulated the energy in his body to resist the itching in his lower body, and tried every means to trick Wang Lele over.
It's not that the old man can't relieve the itching, but the procedure is relatively cumbersome, and he has to go up the mountain to collect herbs. If it's an ordinary itchy place, forget it.
However, the roots of my thighs were itching uncomfortably. As long as my feet moved a little bit, the itching would quickly intensify. Under this situation, the old man thought of another way.
"Come here, something really happened!"
The old man had his right hand behind his back and looked enigmatic. Who would have thought that he was suffering from the poisonous itch grass?
"Huh, come on, I know what you're thinking. Why don't you take advantage of me and give me a knife, and then use my blood to remove the poison of the beauty stripper from your body!"
Wang Lele didn't even turn his head and just said something. He saw through the old man's little thoughts.
Because he is immune to all poisons, Wang Lele naturally has an antibody in his blood. Now he is no different from Tang Monk. If he is discovered by those so-called scientists today, he will have to be dissected and studied.
"It's fairy itch, what kind of beauty stripper?"
When the old man heard Wang Lele's words, his eyebrows and beard suddenly raised in anger. He really didn't know that this poisonous weed had such a dirty name.
"Tch, I said yes, otherwise what are you doing grabbing your clothes with your hands now? 'Beauty'?"
Wang Lele turned around and happened to see the old man gently scratching his lower body with his hands, and teased the old man with a proud look.
"Little bastard, let's see how I deal with you!"
When the old man heard Wang Lele's teasing, he immediately became furious. He suddenly jumped up and came to Wang Lele, stretched out his hand and grabbed the other person's back collar.
Where did Wang Lele think that the old man would just do it if he said so? He was caught right away as soon as he was distracted, and now he couldn't run away even if he wanted to.
The old man is no match for Wang Lele when it comes to medical skills and poisoning skills, but when it comes to physical prowess, ten Wang Lele are no match for him either.
The old man's whole body of true energy has been condensed for more than fifty years, which is equivalent to the skill of a soldier. But Wang Lele has only condensed the true energy for ten years, how can he be the old man's opponent?
"do not move!"
The old man had already revealed the small knife hidden in his right hand and was about to cut open Wang Lele's skin. But who would have thought that at this critical moment, Wang Lele would shout loudly.
"Buzz buzz!"
The old man was stunned by his roar. After he recovered, he wanted to continue cutting, but there was a buzzing sound above his head.
"Murderous poisonous bee? Boy, you are cruel! Tsk...ah!"
The knife in the old man's hand slashed across Wang Lele's white arm like lightning, he opened his mouth to take a sip of blood and quickly fled. Of course, the scream that followed was from Wang Lele.
An old naughty boy and a clever ghost spent eighteen years fighting like this. Wang Lele had no idea what the old man's name was. He had been accustomed to calling him the old man since he was a child, or in other words, it was a nickname.
