Shen Ce watched her expression change several times and said calmly: "You are his wife, don't you know how to make him happy?" It felt wrong, as if he was teaching her how to please a man. , the original intention is obviously not that.
Xie Yunshu stood there and was stunned. How could Qiao Ye be happy and stop blaming others? Of course it was time to eat her up and indulge in his animalistic desires.
She blushed and said suddenly: "I won't tell you anymore, I'll go upstairs." Uncle Shura, please stop making trouble. It's not appropriate for us to discuss Qiao Ye.
Seeing her running away, Shen Ce said to her back: "If you want, I can teach you something interesting. He should like it, and you don't have to... serve others with sex." His skill is nothing more than one skill. As for martial arts, if she learns one and a half moves, she can defend herself and please Qiao Ye, although Qiao Ye already likes her very much. She seems to have no right words for serving people with sex.
"What?"
Shen Ce stopped her steps, and then asked leisurely: "Do you know Yu Ji?" He had better arouse her interest first.
Xie Yunshu leaned sideways on the handrail of the stairs, glanced at him and said, "Xiang Yu's beloved concubine, who doesn't know this?" Yu Ji and Xiang Yu have a good relationship, but Qiao Ye is not Xiang Yu, why would he tell her this.
At some point, the joy in Shen Ce's arms had been let go by him. He walked to the side of the stairs, raised his head slightly and said to her: "She dances the sword very well, with a combination of strength and softness, and moves smoothly." The raised eyebrows seemed to be asking her if she dared.
"You want me to learn sword dancing? I don't have the ability." Xie Yunshu was helpless, fearing that he would stab himself before he learned the sword dance, which would be a cruel trick on Qiao Ye.
Anticipating that she would refuse so quickly, Shen Ce shrugged and said in a disdainful tone: "Okay, then you can go upstairs and continue to lie paralyzed on the bed." After speaking, he turned and walked towards the door of the living room.
She immediately became angry and said angrily: "You're paralyzed! Huh! You're such a big man, I'm afraid you won't be able to teach him how to dance with a sword!" The last time I saw him dance, he was just a little faster, so it wasn't that difficult after all.
Shen Ce didn't turn around and said calmly: "Okay, go up and change clothes. I'll wait for you in the backyard." In fact, he felt relieved in his heart. She was no longer brooding about his past, and he also got through the first step of teaching. Guan, from this we can see that the method of stimulating generals is quite useful for her.
Xie Yunshu strode upstairs to change clothes, not forgetting to add to him: "Don't bring me sticks! I want a real sword!" That formation really looked like a martial arts master.
It's really hard for her. She also knew that she used wooden branches to practice swordplay at the beginning. He glanced at her helplessly and said succinctly: "Young man!" After saying that, he walked back to his room to get the sword he needed.
By the time Xie Yunshu changed into a sports suit and walked to the backyard, Shen Ce was already making gestures with his sword.
She approached the table nearby and asked, "What kind of sword is this?" The sword was very bright and simple in shape, with the word "wiping" written on the end of the blade, shining with a cold light. As she spoke, she reached out to pick it up.
Shen Ce stopped his movements and said nonchalantly: "Be careful, those are two swords, don't hit your feet."
She actually called her so stupid! Xie Yunshu grabbed the sword, spread his hands and took one handle on each side, and said displeased: "Tch, it's not like I didn't see it." A closer look at the end of the sword blade revealed the word "cut" written on the other one. What does "wiping" and "cutting" mean? Why are they engraved on the sword? Moreover, the two swords seem to be twins. They are so closely combined that it is difficult to tell that they are two swords.
He didn't expect that she didn't hesitate and had already tried it, and asked: "Is it heavy?" He walked closer to her and placed his sword on the table.
She waved the two swords in the air and said with a proud smile: "It feels good." She was a person who was afraid of daggers, but she was holding two sharp blades at this moment. This was an exercise in courage. Alas, what was she trying to do? .
Shen Ce was too lazy to strike her, so he took the two swords from the side and said seriously: "I'll dance to demonstrate first, and you can see." Then he strode away, keeping a few meters away from her.
Even though he was on the grass, Xie Yunshu still felt the vibration of the ground with every step he took. Looking up, he saw that he had already practiced each sword with one hand.
The angle and strength of the two swords were almost like mechanical work, flying at the same time, cutting through the air, and a thin cold light flashed through. Every stab, sweep, and cut he made was full of pleasure, and his wrists flexibly controlled the sword. handle.
When he finally stopped, she asked: "Dancing like this, will Qiao Ye be scared by me?" My dear wife suddenly turned into a heroine. Big bad wolf husband, are you okay?
Shen Ce was helpless, if you can practice to the level I demonstrated, you still need to practice for a week. Why are you thinking about those distant things now? He replied: "No, he will let you teach him." She looked so weak, how could she fiddle with it? It's all about dancing, not sword practice. I plan to teach her the key point of close combat, but I don't know when I can introduce it, but I can't let her do push-ups, long-distance running and other physical training.
She hurriedly waved her hands, "Forget it, I don't have the ability." She didn't know how to teach Qiao Ye, and besides, he wasn't interested in this either. He was only interested in her. Maybe it's time for him to add some skills. , lest he always pester her in bed.
Shen Ce wiped the sweat off the hilt of the sword and handed it back to her hand. He smiled slightly and said, "Well, it's best if he can see it but not get it." Alas, the more he said it, the more he said it, and the more he said it, the more he felt that it was not the same as the original intention. Further and further away.
Xie Yunshu held the two swords in his hands and asked him casually: "Shen Ce, please teach me why." It was too unreliable to use this to make Qiao Ye happy, but she couldn't guess why he did this. , is it because he is too bored and needs someone to practice sword practice with him?
Unexpectedly, he still replied: "You have multiple skills to make your husband happy." In fact, it was so that she would be exposed to martial arts from now on, so that she could protect herself at critical moments in the future.
Of course Xie Yunshu would not be deceived by this bad excuse, and said clearly: "That's not why you lied to me! Qiao Ye is already very happy to have me, and he doesn't need anything else." She guessed that Qiao Ye would definitely prefer her to be raised in vain. Fatty, not dancing with guns and sticks.
Shen Ce couldn't make it up anymore, and didn't want to put pressure on her by telling the truth, so he asked, "Can't you find something fun for yourself?"
"Well, I can't tell you." She was too lazy to argue with him, and turned her attention back to the sword, making a cross-sword gesture, recalling how he performed the previous moves.
He stood two steps away to make room for her and asked, "Did you see clearly just now?" He caught a glimpse of her and was stunned. She must not have remembered the move.
Xie Yunshu said coldly: "No." Uncle Shura, you dance so fast. Even a martial arts prodigy like me can't see you clearly. You can't remember it!
Shen Ce took two wooden branches and stood in front of her, "Okay, now I will break down the movements. You learn five first, and then follow me." He didn't need to learn skills from a teacher first, he had to do this first. The apprentice tricked him into entering.
"Oh." The wooden branch he took was probably what he was supposed to hold. Fortunately, he asked to use a real sword first, otherwise it would have been ridiculous.
Watching his movements, she followed behind him. She lamented in her heart: Alas, the boring study has begun, I shouldn't have agreed at that time.
Shen Ce glanced back at her and reminded: "Be careful not to let the sword fly to me." He didn't have eyes behind him, so he might be in trouble if her hand slipped.
"No!" Xie Yunshu rolled her eyes at the arrogant man and muttered silently: Am I that stupid to throw a sharp knife at you in broad daylight?
The movement of his hand imitated his stroke across the head, and when he turned around, his wrist was unstable, and the sword really went sideways!
The sword in the other hand was thrown out in a hurry. Xie Yunshu was too shocked to scream and stared at him. His arm was bleeding...
Shen Ce turned his face to one side with black lines on his head, speechless. He was embarrassed to glare at her just after he finished speaking. He just turned around and made a move, and relaxed his guard for a second, and was scratched by the tip of her sword. , I can only blame myself for indulging her before and giving her the real guy.
Xie Yunshu knew that he had made a mistake, so he dropped the weapon in his left hand and ran to the front yard. Uncle Shura, I didn't mean it. Please let me live. I won't learn the sword anymore.
It wasn't a big deal at first, it was just a skin injury, but Shen Ce didn't expect that she would run away from the battlefield, angrily chased her, blocked her way, stared at her coldly and said, "What, you don't have any responsibility at all?" She was so uncalm in the face of trouble. , such cowardice is really unacceptable.
Xie Yunshu only glanced at his sword-like gaze, lowered her head in front of him, and muttered: "Shen Ce, I'm sorry, I didn't mean it." Even if she was given the courage, she would not dare to stab him on purpose.
Shen Ce was so angry at her that he raised his eyebrows and said, "Then you don't have to run, I won't eat you." She was really panicked after the hit and run.
She smiled awkwardly and explained awkwardly: "I was in a hurry just now. I'm going to help you find a band-aid. You stand here and wait for me." After saying that, she started to run away again.
He stretched out his arm to catch her and stopped her: "The band-aid doesn't work...why don't you let a stretcher come to carry me?" She asked him to stand there and wait. Was it because she was afraid that he would bleed more when he moved? Or did she want to get rid of it? victim?
Xie Yunshu looked him up and down and said hesitantly: "You are so heavy..." Who can lift such a strong tonnage like you? Besides, the injury doesn't seem that serious.
Shen Ce was speechless by her penis and said angrily: "The band-aid doesn't work, I need Yunnan Baiyao." He could feel that the wound was neither deep nor shallow, and the blood kept flowing.
"Okay, let's go back then. I'll help you sprinkle some powder." She glanced at his arm and saw that his clothes were wet with blood. She took a breath of surprise. Qiao Ye knew he would definitely blame her, Mu Li Being confused will hurt the great god.
"Yeah." Shen Ce responded in a low voice and sighed in his heart. He must have been injured before he started. He wanted to teach her. It seemed that it was not her who was injured, but himself.