Seeing that everyone agreed, Ouyang Xue turned to Enke and said, "Keke, you can't run away this time. Tell me, where are you going to invite us?"
Anxiao said: "Qiuqiu, no wonder you are so plump. If you keep eating, your basketball will turn into a football!"
Hearing Enke say this, everyone burst out laughing.
Huang Haofei smiled and said: "Qiuqiu, you are so fat and I am so thin, why don't you give me some of your body fat! In this way, both of us will have a standard figure!"
Teng Ziyue took out an extremely refined and shiny knife from his pocket, smiled at Ouyang Xue and said: "Qiuqiu, I have an extremely sharp Swiss Army knife here. If you need to cut meat, my old classmate, I will lend it to you for free.
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Ouyang Xue heard this and shouted: "Teng Ziyue, if you dare to make fun of me again, I will let our gangster peel off your skin and cut you into eight pieces. I will cut you into pieces. Life will be worse than death!"
Teng Ziyue listened to Ouyang Xue's vicious words and smiled disapprovingly: "Qiuqiu, Gangzi and I are close brothers. For a girl like you, Gangzi will not turn against me!" He smiled mischievously.
, and added, "Brothers are like brothers and sisters, and girlfriends are like clothes. Brothers and sisters cannot be broken, and girlfriends can be changed at any time! Qiuqiu, don't you think so?"
Ouyang Xue was almost angry after hearing Teng Ziyue's wonderful remarks. After a pause, she laughed and cursed: "Teng Ziyue, you boys don't have any good things. Which girl you fall in love with in the future, I will definitely treat you today."
Tell her exactly what you said! If you talk to me about anything, I will tell her, and you will never be able to find a girlfriend in your life!"
Teng Ziyue listened and said with a smile: "Is Gangzi a boy? Is Gangzi not a good guy? If Gangzi is not a good guy, why are you still so clingy with him, Qiuqiu?" He said with a bad smile,
"Since Gangzi is not a good guy, you might as well just cheat on him, and then I'll help Gangzi find someone else!"
Ouyang Xue shouted: "Teng Ziyue, how dare you!"
Teng Ziyue laughed and said: "Qiuqiu, I am helping you liberate yourself from the rule of darkness!"
Ouyang Xue shouted: "I just don't want to be liberated! I just want to **** the slave girl, please stop meddling in your own business!"
After hearing what Ouyang Xue said, Teng Ziyue couldn't help but sigh: "Girls are born to be controlled by boys. They are born to be servile. Some people want to save her from dire straits, but she is still unwilling. She really deserves to be oppressed!"
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Ouyang Xue said angrily: "Teng Ziyue, can you shut your stinky mouth? Why are you like a mother-in-law?"
Teng Ziyue's theory not only angered Ouyang Xue, but also several other female classmates. He suddenly became the target of thousands of girls.
A girl named Meng Yanan was the first to ask: "Teng Ziyue, if you want Qiuqiu to just say that Qiuqiu can do it alone, why do you bring all the girls with you? Let me tell you, I, Meng Yanan, don't want to be your boys' slave.
If I want to do it, I will be your queen! If I become a king, I will trample all you boys under my feet and make you obediently be my slaves for the rest of your life, and you will never be able to turn around!"
Huang Haofei, who had been silent for a while, heard Meng Yanan attacking the boys, and couldn't help but complain: "Meng Yanan, if you want to attack Teng Ziyue, just attack Teng Ziyue alone. Why do you also bring us boys with you? Isn't that right?
Have you committed the same problem as Teng Ziyue?"
Meng Yanan raised her neck and shouted loudly: "Monkey, I'm just attacking you, what can you do?" She put her hands on her waist and said provocatively, "You are the ones who are attacking, how can you stand up to me?"
The monkey shook his head and sighed: "Only villains and women are unreasonable. What can a gentleman do? What can he do?"
Teng Ziyue saw Huang Haofei speaking for him, but was choked severely, so he had to stand up again and said: "Meng Yanan, don't bully other people's monkeys, okay? What's the point of bullying the weak?"
After hearing this, Huang Haofei punched Teng Ziyue on the back and said with a smile: "I'm not a weakling, I'm just a good guy who doesn't fight with girls!"
Teng Ziyue turned the Swiss Army Knife with a red handle in his palm and said with a smile: "Monkey, if you are a good man, do you dare to use this knife to help Qiuqiu lose weight?"
Huang Haofei shook his head and said: "Qiuqiu doesn't bother to lose weight at all. What she wants is this plump beauty, the beauty of a royal concubine. Gangzi chases Qiuqiu risking his life because of this!" At this point, he turned to Ouyang.
Xue said, "Qiuqiu, is that so?"
After listening to Huang Haofei's words, Ouyang Xue smiled proudly and said: "Among you boys, apart from my gangster, I am the best monkey!"
Teng Ziyue shrugged and said: "You can wear a lot of clothes, but you can't wear flattery!"
Li Danmeng looked at Teng Ziyue and said with a half-smile: "Teng Ziyue, is that knife of yours really a Swiss Army knife? I think it's fake, right?"
When Teng Ziyue heard this, he quickly said: "Supermodel Li, this knife of mine is a genuine Swiss Army Knife!" He looked at the exquisite knife as if looking at a piece of blue and white porcelain from the Yuan Dynasty, played with it carefully, and said,
"I bought it from Taobao, it's more than 400!"
Anxiao said: "The teacher doesn't allow you to bring knives, why do you still bring them?"
Teng Ziyue said with a smile: "Anke, I'm not like you, the obedient girl of the old class. I almost never listen to what the old class says!" At this point, he turned to Ouyang Xueyue and said, "The old class still says no.
Are you in love, right, Qiuqiu?"
Ouyang Xue didn't react for a while, and said smoothly: "Yes!" Seeing that everyone was laughing after she said it, she realized that she had been tricked by Teng Ziyue. She flew up and kicked Teng Ziyue on the butt. Unexpectedly,
Teng Ziyue dodged, but she herself was unsteady on her feet and almost fell, causing everyone to burst into laughter again.
An Ke could see passers-by constantly looking at them, so he stopped him with a smile: "Okay, okay, stop making trouble! Tell me, where do you want to kill me?"
Seeing that An Ke agreed to treat them to a big meal, Ouyang Xue temporarily forgot about being bullied by Teng Ziyue and said: "Let's go to the Food Villa. The braised carp there is top-notch. You will enjoy it if you keep it."
Tasty!"
Huang Haofei laughed and said: "Our Qiuqiu always has specialties in eating!"
After hearing such teasing, Ouyang Xue not only was not angry at all, but said with some pride: Food is the most important thing for the people. If a person does not know how to enjoy delicious food, he will be punished by heaven and earth!" After saying this,
Then he shouted to Teng Ziyue: "Teng Ziyue, your father is the director, and there must be a lot of good wines involved in corruption and bribery. Just pick two bottles of the best red wine and let us share it. It can be regarded as returning it to the people and reducing some of your father's sins."
Well!"
An Ke saw that Ouyang Xue spoke without restraint, and worried that Teng Ziyue would be unhappy, so he hurriedly said: "Everyone, it's settled, see you at the Food Villa at seven o'clock tonight!"
Other students also cheered: "See you at the Food Villa!"
