The strange man who appeared strangely was about the same age as Zeng Liang. His face was extremely pale, and his absent-minded eyes were staring at her blankly. He looked a bit like a ghost in her imagination.
"You don't recognize me?" the man asked grimly.
Zeng Liang trembled all over and replied with a blank look on his face, "I don't know you, but I feel a bit familiar. Hey, brother, where have we met before?"
The man's eyes turned cold, "Do you still remember edamame?"
"Modou, remember...remember."
Maodou was once the child of Zeng Liang's next-door neighbor. He was in the same grade as her but in a different class. When they were eight years old, one day Maodou suddenly disappeared. They searched the whole town but couldn't find him. Everyone agreed that Maodou
He must have been abducted. Although Maodou's parents have had other children over the years, they have never given up looking for him. Every time they mention the missing him, they always burst into tears...
Zeng Liang's eyes widened and he pointed at Maodou and said excitedly, "Could it be...are you the Maodou when you grow up? It seems a bit like wow, hey, where have you been abducted these years? Why are you back now? You
Do you know your parents—"
Before Zeng Liang could finish her words, Maodou interrupted her angrily, "You should know best where I went."
Zeng Liang spread his hands innocently, "Sorry, I don't know."
"On the fourth day of April that year, you stood on the end of a loose board and jumped up and down happily. I secretly stood on the end of the board. I originally wanted to jump hard and make the end of the board tilt up to scare you, but who knew
Although the top of the board was tilted up, when my feet were about to land, they fell under the tilted board. Humph, do you know what is placed under the board?"
Zeng Liang found that he could not remember what happened so long ago at all, and could only shake his head blankly.
"It's a septic tank!" Maodou gritted his teeth and said, "My body was destroyed by feces, but my soul jumped into the feces fairy. From then on, I became an unlucky feces fairy. It was all your fault.
!”
Zeng Liang was shocked and helpless. She finally understood what Maodou meant. Did he blame her for accidentally killing him?
Zeng Liang gave him a sneer and deliberately gave him a thumbs up, "It's good to be a dung fairy. Although it sounds a bit indecent, everyone has to poop, right? Why have you turned from a human into a god? Congratulations."
Maodou glared, "It's good to be a god, but it also depends on which kind of god you are. Because my whole body exudes a stench, other gods isolate me, and even the monsters and monsters avoid me. It's a great shame and humiliation."
"So that's what you're thinking about," Zeng Liang thought and asked in a higher voice, "Could it be that you bother me every time I have a dream just to take revenge on me?"
"certainly."
Zeng Liang sighed in realization, "Okay, you can disturb me, but only in my dream. Please don't disturb me in reality, okay?"
Maodou sneered, "You have no reality anymore."
"What do you mean?"
"You just beat yourself to death."
"What?" Zeng Liang touched his head, which still seemed to be aching, with a look of shock on his face, "Are you kidding me?"
"I won't talk nonsense with you, I'm here to negotiate a deal with you," Maodou said seriously, "I asked the Jade Emperor, and he said that to untie the bell, you need to tie the bell, so I can only send you to the place where Lord Xiang reincarnated.
, it’s up to you to find Mr. Xiang and pluck out all his armpit hair. After I take the potion brewed with armpit hair as a guide, I can get rid of the smelly situation. From now on, I can continue to be a dung fairy or reincarnate as a human being.
also may."
Zeng Liang listened attentively, half feeling that he was having a ridiculous dream, and half feeling that he had encountered something strange. He couldn't help but ask, "Who is Xiangjun?"
"Compared to the smelly fairy who is in charge of all kinds of stinks in the world, he is the god who is in charge of all kinds of fragrances in the world."
Zeng Liang nodded as if he understood, "Oh, can you give me some hints, such as whether the reincarnated Xiangjun is a boy or a girl, his age, his identity, and even his appearance?"
She had already made a wishful thinking in her mind. She thought that as long as she found the person, got some medicine to make him unconscious, and then directly pulled out his armpit hair, it would save trouble and be simple and convenient?
Maodou seemed to have seen through what Zeng Liang was thinking, and rolled his eyes and said, "I only know that he is a man, and his body fragrance is extremely unique and pleasant. I don't know anything else."
"Are you trying to trick me on purpose?"
"Idiot! Do you think I have the leisure to delay my getting rid of the stench?"
"What if I say no?"
"Then you will be imprisoned in the septic tank by me and will not be reincarnated."
"Vicious! What's the benefit if I help you get it done?"
"I can plead with the King of Hell to let you be your original self, and even help you marry Fang Lin."
As soon as he heard that he could marry Fang Lin, whom he had dreamed of marrying, Zeng Liang's eyes immediately straightened, and he was excited and asked, "Is there a time limit?"
"No, but if you can't find Xiangxian, I will keep destroying your marriage and make you lonely for the rest of your life."
"You're cruel! Okay, deal!"
Not long after Zeng Liang nodded in agreement, he felt his body flying up lightly. His eyes were filled with white blur, and there seemed to be only the lingering mist and nothing else.
She thought she was just making a serious joke in her dream, but she didn't expect that ridiculous things that shouldn't be taken seriously could actually come true.
