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Chapter 86 Agent 007?...

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Li Jiacheng immediately began to practice the wheel-turning technique for a while, and then the mutation in his body slowly receded and he returned to his human form.

As for the pajamas Li Jiacheng was wearing, they had already been cut with holes everywhere by the dwarf, and now there were only a few strips of cloth left.

Li Jiacheng saw a samurai sword lying where the dwarf's body was melted, so he walked over and picked it up. He took it out and saw that it was indeed a good sword. He put it away and it would be good to use it to chop firewood if nothing happened.

However, I don’t know where the short knife I took from that person just now was thrown, and I can’t find it now.

Li Jiacheng walked quickly back to the unconscious man and saw that the boy was taking a nap. This boy was definitely a top-notch person. After he passed out, he actually fell asleep!

Li Jiacheng reached out and groped around on the man's body, and he found something like a magnetic strip. He didn't know what kind of secret it was. He gently took off a piece of his clothes and wrapped it around his waist. We are not

Exhibitionist, protect your dick first.

Then, Li Jiacheng immediately raised his foot and kicked the man twice, which woke him up from his sleep.

As soon as the man saw Li Jiacheng's naked and injured body, looking down at him, he probably thought he was the person who was chasing him. He immediately wanted to stand up, but his injuries were pulled away, and he couldn't help but scream, like a head.

He collapsed on the ground like a dead dog.

He immediately asked Li Jiacheng: "Who are you?"

Before Li Jiacheng could answer, he suddenly switched to the Japanese bird song and started chirping again.

Seeing Li Jiacheng, he still didn't speak. He didn't know where the language genius came from. Then he changed to four foreign bird languages ​​in a row and babbled a lot, just like a foreign language channel, constantly switching languages.

type.

However, someone like Li Jiacheng, who has only received nine years of compulsory education and whose English has been lost in the Pacific Ocean, can possibly understand one of his foreign bird songs.

Li Jiacheng secretly lamented that this world is such a waste, that someone who knows so many languages ​​​​should be hunted down by Japanese ninjas in China and become such a miserable person!

So, when he saw that this guy seemed to want to continue switching to a fifth foreign language, Li Jiacheng finally turned from envy to jealousy and said: "Shut up, I admit that your foreign language is very good!"

"Damn it!" the man said ruthlessly, "You told me earlier! You scared me to death. You were the one who saved me just now, right? Where was that ninja from Japan?"

Li Jiacheng said with disdain: "Aren't you just a dwarf? You are only 1.8 meters tall, but you were killed like a lost dog. What a shame for us!"

"Brother, do you think we are young and Dangerous young men fighting on the street, and we are so awesome with a watermelon knife?" The guy said very unconvinced, "That is the most efficient ninja specially trained by the Japanese country.

What a killing machine!"

"Shit!" Li Jiacheng said sarcastically, "You will only embarrass the Chinese people, why the hell do you want to protect the Chinese secrets?! I will spit on you."

"Brother, if you spit on people, they also want to save face, okay?" The man looked like a dead pig who was not afraid of boiling water, and his face was thicker than pig skin. "But, why are you holding a handful in your hand?

Samurai sword?"

Li Jiacheng looked at the samurai sword in his hand and said, "The trophy was left behind by that dwarf."

The samurai sword is something that Japanese ninjas regard as life, and it actually fell into the hands of this man. The guy quickly asked: "Brother, are you bragging? That Koinu Ichiro is one of the top twenty ninjas in Japan."

!Did you kill him or drive him away?"

Li Jiacheng smiled proudly and said: "Anyway, it's just impossible for him to come out and hang out again in this life."

"You destroyed him!" A look of extreme admiration suddenly appeared on the guy's face, "Brother, my admiration for you is like the endless flow of water in the Yangtze River, like the unfathomable depth of the water in the Pacific Ocean, and like the unfathomable depth of the Himalayas.

The mountain is unreachable, just like..."

This guy really regarded nonsense as eloquence. Li Jiacheng shouted inside: "Stop, Damn, you have pretty good physical strength. He was chopped like this by a dwarf, and he still speaks with great energy. It seems that he was not chopped enough."

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The guy said with a bitter face: "Brother, can you stop calling the dwarf on the left and the dwarf on the right? This will make me look special. That man is called Xiao Quan Ichiro, a famous ninja in the Japanese country! Maybe you are an expert?

I don’t think it’s anything, but I also have self-respect, okay?”

Li Jiacheng sneered: "Anyway, you've definitely lost all your flesh! What's your name, and why are you being hunted down by Japanese people in China? Do you think this makes sense?"

"I also know that this is a stupid thing!" The guy hesitated for a moment, then sighed and said, "Brother, I trust you, so I must keep my identity secret. I am an agent of the Ministry of National Security, number 007.

My last name is James and my last name is Bond.”

Li Jiacheng was stunned for a moment, and then cursed: "Are you kidding me? Even if I don't watch movies, at least I know which country 007 is a great person! Do you think that as long as you are an agent, you can be 007?"

"

The guy made a sad face and said: "Really, my name is James Bond, number 007. Why did my father, who is such a genius, give me such a name?"

Li Jiacheng was completely speechless. This bastard's name was actually more coquettish than his own "Li Jiacheng"!

He raised the magnetic strip in his hand and asked, "What is this?"

James Bond, who was originally smiling and smiling, suddenly changed his expression. He looked even more surprised than when he saw his wife having an affair with his son. He quickly shouted: "Brother, you can't touch that thing. Return it to me as soon as possible!"

As he said this, he actually struggled to get up from the ground, but then fell to the ground again.

Li Jiacheng asked curiously: "What secret information should be recorded in this magnetic strip? Was it Obama having an affair with his secretary in the White House, or was it another leader from Beijing who was caught on video?"

"Bah!" James Bond spat, "We are agents of the Ministry of National Security, and we do all kinds of important things for China. In short, this magnetic strip is related to the top secrets of China. I advise you not to mess around and return it.

Me first."

Li Jiacheng saw that James Bond was not lying, and he did not want to have anything to do with the National Security Bureau. At best, they said that he was a hero of the Celestial Dynasty, but at worst, he was equivalent to the Dongchang Jinyiwei of the Ming Dynasty, who specialized in

A hawk dog used to deal with provocative civilians.

Li Jiacheng immediately threw the magnetic strip to James Bond, as if he was afraid that it might satisfy HIV, he immediately turned around and left.

"Don't go, brother." James Bond shouted quickly, "You just leave me alone like this? Isn't this too ungrateful?"

"What?" Li Jiacheng stopped and asked.

"I can't leave." James Bond said shamelessly, "As the saying goes, friendship and love are nothing. Only revolutionary comrades have the strongest love. Comrade, you should carry me back at all costs!"

Li Jiacheng's face suddenly turned green, he is a comrade...


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