After Zhu Zhu rushed out of Li Jiacheng's room, he looked down at his body. He was indeed soaked through, his clothes were stuck to his body, and everything inside was clearly visible.
Policewoman Zhu Zhu gritted her teeth, and it seemed that she, the beautiful policewoman, was the one who suffered in the end! She couldn't help but cursed in a low voice: "You damn gangster, you still pretend to study for me, you must not be a good person."
What kind of ears are those of Li Jiacheng? He immediately shouted inside: "Don't speak ill of others behind their backs, or you'll be cursed with sores in your mouth! How am I studying? The hooligans of the new century are all knowledgeable, cultured, and connotative."
, the four new gangsters with quality are much cuter and more knowledgeable than you policemen."
Zhu Zhu was immediately startled by Li Jiacheng's words, thinking that he was leaning on the door to eavesdrop. He secretly gave Li Jiacheng the title of "eavesdropping maniac" in his heart, and then quickly ran back to his room and
After closing the door, the little girl was suddenly frightened and pounding a little. She was not going to take a shower, so it was important to quickly change into clean clothes that would not expose her naked body.
Hey, how can this policewoman fulfill the important task of protecting the environment and the people given by her leaders with her limited mental capacity?
When Li Jiacheng saw that he had successfully punished policewoman Zhu Zhu once, she was so scared that she dared not take a bath, and he couldn't help but feel secretly proud. However, he also knew that with Zhu Zhu's temperament, he would not move out so easily on his own initiative.
.So, Shanren still needs to think of another clever plan.
Li Jiacheng went to Hao Tian's room and searched for a rental contract online. Since there was no printer, he had to use the most primitive method to solve the problem: copy it with a pen!
Although there were only a little over 200 words, Li Jiacheng felt that copying was more difficult than fighting, and his fingers hurt, so he copied the contract into two copies.
Then, Li Jiacheng hummed a little tune and knocked on Zhu Zhu's door with the contract.
"What are you doing?" Zhu Zhu opened a small gap in her room, poked out a pair of beautiful eyes, and asked warily.
Li Jiacheng shook the contract in his hand and said: "If you want to live in my house, do you think I will let you live in vain? This is a private mansion, not a shelter. Come out and sign the contract with me."
Zhu Zhu then pouted and followed Li Jiacheng down to the living room on the first floor.
After the two sat down, Li Jiacheng said: "First of all, there is the rent issue. The community I live in is a high-end villa community. The security conditions in the area are first-rate, and the living facilities are also first-rate. And the location is close to Taiping Lake, and the scenery and air are absolutely amazing.
First-class. Do you have anything to refute about these advantages?"
What Li Jiacheng said was true. The policewoman had already been patrolling in a police car. He couldn't deny it, so he had to nod.
"So, if a high-end place like ours were placed in a place like Hong Kong and Taiwan, you civil servants would never be able to afford it. This is all thanks to China's policies!..."
Zhu Zhu immediately interrupted Li Jiacheng's patriotic and crotch-loving ideological education and said in a very arrogant manner: "Can you tell me something real?"
Li Jiacheng was completely speechless. In the new era, even the civil servants no longer believed this, so he had to go directly to the topic and said: "I will only give you a room on the second floor, and the monthly rent is 5,000 yuan."
"5,000 yuan!"
"Why, that's too little, right? Pay the rent, water, electricity and Internet fees once a quarter, and the property fees are shared equally by everyone."
"Why don't you go rob the bank!" Zhu Zhu couldn't help but jump up from the sofa and shouted loudly, as if he was preparing for a life-or-death duel with Li Jiacheng.
"Calm down." Li Jiacheng said very calmly, "I know you civil servants are rich. But don't be so arrogant and act like a nouveau riche. I'm afraid the world won't know you are rich. I will expose you on Weibo at will.
After a while, you might be treated as a temporary worker immediately. In addition, you will be charged a deposit of 5,000, which will be returned to you after you check out in the future. You know, my small western-style building is a high-end villa and does not require a deposit.
I really won’t let you use it.”
Only then did Zhu Zhu fully realize that if a person falls into the eyes of money, what kind of virtue does he have? He was speechless for Li Jiacheng, gritted his teeth and asked: "What else?"
"The policewoman is wise, she immediately knew that there was something more to come." Li Jiacheng said with a smile, "I will charge you four thousand yuan for the piece of floor-to-ceiling glass that you smashed with a brick."
"Four thousand yuan!?" The policewoman quit her job and completely exploded, "Isn't it just a piece of broken glass? It only costs a few hundred yuan to buy one piece, and you are so bold that you want to charge me four thousand yuan! I'm suing
You are extorting money!"
Li Jiacheng immediately pretended to be very serious and said: "Do you know what kind of glass that is? Plexiglas! Remember, it is not organic vegetables, green and natural. It is specialized, special, and customized glass directly from the manufacturer. Do you know why?
Is it still so cool in my house even without turning on the air conditioner on this hot day? It’s because of the glass installed that light can come in but the heat is kept out. It’s a super magical device that keeps you warm in winter and cool in summer. You’ll only be charged the original price.
Four thousand yuan, and that’s the price a few years ago. Do you know how much inflation has increased in the past few years? You’re kidding!”
Faced with Li Jiacheng's blackmail, policewoman Zhu Zhu almost rolled her eyes and didn't know how to refute him. After all, she had never lived in such a luxurious little foreign-style building, and her heart was filled with depression and bleeding.
However, Zhu Zhu also admitted that in the past, if you were reluctant to give up your children, you would not be able to trap the wolf. Now in the new era, the important thing is that if you are reluctant to part with the RMB, you would not be able to trap the perverted wolf!
"And..." Li Jiacheng continued.
Zhu Zhu couldn't bear it any longer, so he pretended to be dead and lay down on the sofa in a dead pose. As expected of a police officer, this dead man even imitated him quite a bit.
"There are also trivial matters such as cooking, washing dishes, throwing away garbage, cleaning, and going to the neighborhood committee to hold meetings with the neighborhood committee aunt. We should also make a clear division of labor."
Policewoman Zhu Zhu suddenly felt that she was only in her prime in her twenties, but why did she suddenly start to feel pain in her bones all over her body? She said feebly: "You might as well let me crash to death on the sofa..."
Li Jiacheng smiled proudly and said: "If you want to commit suicide, don't commit suicide at my house. Drive to Taiping Lake and go diving by yourself. The scenery there is beautiful and the water quality is also good."
"I..." Zhu Zhu sat up straight and glared at Li Jiacheng, "You must force me to leave, right?"
Li Jiacheng spread his hands and said with a smile: "No, absolutely not! As long as you have the heart and money, you can definitely move in."
"Isn't there another member who's not here? Let's wait until she comes back to do the housework of cooking and washing dishes."
Li Jiacheng smiled proudly. Didn't Tiantian obey my words? He nodded and said: "Okay. The last condition is that I don't have a car now. If you have something to do after get off work every day and every weekend, you can drive to pick us up." .”
"What?" Zhu Zhu shouted, "You want me to be your driver?"
"He who can do it should work harder!" Li Jiacheng said with a smile, "Besides, driving a government car doesn't cost you gas money."
Zhu Zhucong pointed her white index finger at Li Jiacheng's head, gritted her teeth and said, "You are so ruthless! If you want to drive me away, there is no way!"
Li Jiacheng's face turned pale and he cursed in his heart: "This policewoman is so damn stubborn. I have punished her like this, but she still wants to live in her! It's so unreasonable!"
Li Jiacheng pretended to be relaxed and said: "Okay, let's sign the painting immediately to sell myself, uh, pay the money!"
