Li Jiacheng stood up and stretched out his hand to hold the little swallow. Then he realized that the little swallow was too short and his hands were too short, so he couldn't reach it! He felt really depressed at this time. Could it be that this person looks so good?
Is it also a disadvantage if it's too high?
Well, we diaosi have always been very principled, and we definitely don’t have any thoughts about other people’s little lolita. We really just want to hold hands with other people’s little lolita. This is
What a heart-warming scene! Those disgusting humans like leaders and principals are willing to harm such a little guy. We losers have long been cursing in our hearts that their little penises are so rotten that they are full of bugs!
Nowadays, it is impossible to hold hands. However, we diaosi are not all stubborn. We must stick to our principles, but it is also important to pay attention to flexibility!
So, out of consideration for the thriving growth of little Lolita, the future flower of the motherland, Li Jiacheng showed what he thought was a bright smile on his face and asked: "Little Yanzi, why don't you just follow your uncle and go by yourself?"
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"No, hero!" Xiao Yanzi suddenly hugged Li Jiacheng's thigh, "Walking is so hard, please give me a hug!"
Li Jiacheng was immediately dumbfounded by the little swallow's "No, hero!" and begged to be hugged. Who taught this? This little swallow is only in the first grade of elementary school. He has to lament that today's children are so stupid.
It's so precocious that diaosi really can't stand it!
So, Li Jiacheng had no choice but to surrender and said, "Okay, I'll carry you away. Is that okay?"
"Thank you, Uncle Li!" A bright smile immediately appeared on Xiao Yanzi's face, and then the gap where two of his front teeth were missing was revealed. My dear, you may have gotten cavities from eating too many candies!
Li Jiacheng shook his head and smiled bitterly, then picked up Little Yanzi from the ground. He was extremely powerful, and Little Yanzi only weighed thirty or forty pounds, so he simply hugged Little Yanzi with one hand without any burden, and walked to his car easily.
Xiao Yanzi was surprised to see Li Jiacheng holding her like this, and couldn't help but giggled: "Uncle Li, you are so tall and strong!"
"That's right!" Li Jiacheng couldn't help laughing, "Uncle Li is nearly 1.8 meters tall!"
"But Uncle Li, you are not as handsome as my father!"
Of course, Li Jiacheng absolutely couldn't agree with Xiao Yanzi's statement. He was simply deliberately distorting the truth! Yanzi's height is only 1.71 meters at most, but he is also 1.78 meters! It can't be because you are the boss.
Dad, you think he is the most handsome man in the world. I must correct this wrong idea today!
However, seeing Xiao Yanzi blinking at him with a pair of clear big eyes, Li Jiacheng suddenly softened his heart. Well, to transform Yanzi's most handsome image in Xiao Yanzi's mind, I might as well transform and transform myself.
So, Li Jiacheng nodded very depressedly and said: "Yes, your dad is the most handsome and tallest. Your dad is taller and more handsome than the savior of Aotuman!"
"Dudu!" Xiao Yanzi heard the words and immediately crossed his hands and fired lasers at Li Jiacheng. Uncle Li turned into a monster uncle in an instant. Fortunately, he was not treated as a weird worm, so he was lucky.
Li Jiacheng held the little swallow in his arms and hurriedly walked to his Peugeot 808 flagship, unlocked the door, put the little swallow into the car, and pulled on the seat belt. This is the future flower of the motherland, and it looks particularly delicate. Protective measures
That is absolutely indispensable.
Then, Li Jiacheng sat in the driver's seat, started the engine and sped away.
However, Little Yanzi was Little Yanzi, and liveliness seemed not enough to describe her character. She looked around in the car excitedly, then touched this, and then that, without wanting to stop for a moment.
It didn't matter if her body didn't stop, but there was no time for her mouth to stop.
"Uncle Li, do you want to go to school every day?" Xiao Yanzi blinked and asked curiously, looking like a little bitch.
"I'm going to school. My uncle is a college student. Xiao Yanzi, do you like going to school?" Li Jiacheng asked casually.
"I don't like 'turning'." With two front teeth missing, Xiao Yanzi's speech was a little leaky, and "huan" was replaced by "turning". "My parents don't have to go to school. But why is this? I think it's very unfair.
I want to protest! I want to protest!..."
Little Yanzi clenched her small fists, her expression became a little excited, and she looked like she was filled with righteous indignation, which immediately made Li Jiacheng feel very amused. This little Yanzi will definitely be a pillar of the country in the future, and he started pursuing power at such a young age.
Equality, it seems that the future of our country is still promising!
So, Li Jiacheng tried his best to explain to Xiao Yanzi: "Here's the thing, Xiao Yanzi, your parents are married, so you don't have to go to school."
As a result, Li Jiacheng suffered a tragedy. Xiao Yanzi's mental structure was completely beyond the comprehension of a loser like Li Jiacheng.
She suddenly hugged Li Jiacheng's arm and shouted loudly: "Hero, you should marry her, she doesn't want to go to school!"
Li Jiacheng's face suddenly turned green. Your Yaoyang Patriarch, do you want to play a lolita training plan with me now? Why did you curse those officials and principals just now? Damn! I don't want to be fooled by losers.
Curse the little penis for being so rotten that it gives birth to worms! Stop it immediately!
Therefore, the honest Patriarch Yaoyang was decisively hijacked by the male protagonist for the subsequent development of the plot, and decisively changed the direction of the plot. The miserable author not only had to look at the faces of editors and readers, but now even the face of the male protagonist he constructed
You have to read it... Dear readers, after seeing Patriarch Yaoyang’s life that was so frustrating, do you dare to subscribe more vigorously! Patriarch Yaoyang rises!
So, in order not to poison Xiao Yanzi's already not very pure heart, Li Jiacheng coughed quickly and said: "Little Yanzi, uncle is very depressed now. If you want to scold, scold the author. How could he make up such a story for you?"
Where are the lines? Patriarch Yaoyang is really a bad guy!"
Xiao Yanzi nodded vigorously in agreement, and Patriarch Yaoyang suddenly felt guilty.
Then, Xiao Yanzi continued not to let go of Li Jiacheng and asked: "Uncle Li, how are your sisters at home treating you? They live a very depressed life at home! Why do you think you ask your mother to buy something every time?
When I was picking up things, she would say: 'You are still young, let's talk about it when you are older'; but whenever I made a mistake, she would say: 'You are already so old, what do you want!'"
Li Jiacheng suddenly felt like he was sweating. He really didn’t know how to answer such a dialectical question! The life of a child is really not easy.
"Uncle Li, what's even more depressing is why when the school first started, the teacher said: 'Welcome, classmates, I hope you can treat the school as your home'; but once I made a mistake, the teacher said: 'Classmate Yan Feifei'
, you think the school is your home! Call your mother here tomorrow!'" Xiaoyanzi Tongxie continued to complain to Li Jiacheng.
Facing such a complicated first-grade life of Xiao Yanzi, Li Jiacheng was completely confused. He suddenly felt guilty, knowing that he had been tricked by the author Yaoyang Patriarch again.
