When Li Jiacheng and Ai Shangjia arrived at the door of the classroom, they quietly looked around and couldn't help but breathed a sigh of relief. The students had already taken their seats, but the teacher hadn't come over yet!
So, Li Jiacheng quickly handed the stack of books he was holding to Ai Shangjia and said, "Let's go in quickly, the teacher is about to arrive."
Li Jiacheng took a step forward and was about to go inside, but was stopped by Ai Shangjia softly. He quickly turned around and asked, "What's wrong? Is there anything else?"
"This is my book." Ai Shangjia pointed at the stack of books Li Jiacheng held in his arms and said softly.
"Oh, I gave it to the wrong one. Your book." Li Jiacheng smiled sheepishly.
"Your book."
It sounds like some crappy chewing gum advertisement. Male: Your Yida, Female: Your Yida.
Apart from being ambiguous, it is still ambiguous. I really don’t have the slightest bit of technical content to choose between men and women!
The two took each other's books, smiled knowingly, and walked into the classroom together.
The students thought the teacher was coming and looked up at the door.
When they discovered that Li Jiacheng and the ice beauty Ai Shangjia came in together, they all cast strange glances and wondered what was going on. Did the two people bump into each other by chance, or did they just make an appointment?
Huang Xiaobei quickly waved to Li Jiacheng and said, "Here, the seat has been reserved for you!" Then he was too shy to look at the children's shoes of Ai Shangjia, the goddess in his mind.
Li Jiacheng couldn't help but shook his head and smiled bitterly, "Damn it, it turns out that the men from Lu Province are so innocent!"
"Got it!" Li Jiacheng smiled and walked quickly over to sit next to Huang Xiaobei.
Ai Shangjia also quickly found his own seat and sat down.
"What's going on?" Huang Xiaobei quickly pointed at Li Jiacheng and asked in a low voice, somewhat eagerly, "Why the hell did you come in with my goddess? Isn't there really something fishy between you?
Hurry up and recruit them honestly."
Li Jiacheng pushed away Huang Xiaobei's fingers and said: "Huang Xiaobei, you really shouldn't come to learn something as advanced as astrophysics. You should go and become a disciple of Grandma Qiong Yao. Maybe you can inherit the mantle and write
Here are some acidic novels!"
"Heh heh heh heh... Li Jiacheng Children's Shoes is indeed wise, and our Huang Xiaobei Children's Shoes do have potential in this area." Zang Yuan said with a playful smile beside him.
"Damn, you actually assaulted your chest, you pervert, how can you restore my innocence!" Zang Yuan said, clutching his chest in dismay.
Li Jiacheng suddenly felt goosebumps. He couldn't help but reached out and patted Zang Yuan, a slutty guy, on the head before telling Huang Xiaobei what happened with Ai Shangjia today.
"Damn it, Brother Li, I'm really impressed. You actually touched my goddess's three-inch golden lotus. How does it feel?" Huang Xiaobei immediately asked in a very obscene and low voice.
"Holy shit, do you really have a crush on Ai Shangjia? Or are you a pervert?" Li Jiacheng asked curiously, "I touched her feet. Not only are you not angry, but you look very excited?"
Zang Yuan immediately nodded solemnly and expressed his support for Li Jiacheng's words.
"Who said I have a secret love? I heard that I already have a master." Huang Xiaobei said with disdain, "My appreciation for Ai Shangjia is called admiration, you know? It's very pure and noble!"
"Tch!" Li Jiacheng and Zang Yuan said in unison.
At this time, the teacher had already come in, and the obscene conversation between Li Jiacheng and the three people was automatically terminated.
Halfway through the course, Li Jiacheng's cell phone suddenly vibrated. He picked it up and saw that it was a text message from Juliet.
He suddenly felt very strange in his heart. Juliet, a foreign girl, never sends text messages to him!
He then opened it secretly and took a look. The content was quite unsatisfactory: What are you doing?
A text message costs 20 cents! It makes the Li family feel heartbroken for Juliet. There is no way, in today's era of soaring prices, text messages have long said goodbye to the era of 10 cents.
Therefore, Li Jiacheng immediately replied with two words in an even more unsatisfactory manner: class.
Juliet immediately replied: What are your plans after class? I'll treat you to dinner.
Li Jiacheng: What are you doing? Want to date your brother? If you don’t concentrate on your work at work, be careful your boss will fire you.
Juliet: Go, I am an international talent, and the boss is reluctant to let me go. You are the one who wants to pick up a sister! Do you want to have dinner together?
Li Jiacheng: I seriously doubt that you fell in love with me because of those two wet French kisses yesterday.
Juliet: You are the one who was conquered by my sister’s French wet kiss! Do you dare to compete and learn together again?
This was definitely a fool's errand! Li Jiacheng felt happy immediately. This foreign girl is really quite coquettish. However, the French wet-kissing technique she displayed yesterday was really the best.
Therefore, Li Jiacheng couldn't help but feel a little moved.
After all, this time the two of them are having dinner together. After eating, they can test their wet-kissing skills, and then they can go to the hotel to have sex, and then they can have sex again tonight.
-Blessed.
However, Li Jiacheng remembered that his physical exertion last night was too great. If he fights Juliet again tonight, the foreign girls will be extremely fierce. It doesn't matter if he is squeezed dry, but if he loses his glory as a man in China,
That would really be a shame for the country and for the crotch.
Moreover, it is almost the end of the month, and the mutation that has been suppressed in Li Jiacheng's body is about to begin, so he must reserve more energy in the future.
After all, the energy consumption of the body will increase several times by then. He does not want to have his body hollowed out due to excessive indulgence and die young in the process of mutation.
Therefore, Li Jiacheng replied in a very vulgar manner: Let's compete with each other. However, I am very cautious when competing with masters. I think that when the Eastern Evil, Western Poison, Southern Emperor and Northern Beggar had magical powers, they met to compete with each other on the top of Mount Huashan. So.
, for masters like us to compete, of course we need to make an appointment at a time and place.
Juliet immediately replied: OK, send me the time and place, and I will definitely make room for you in your schedule.
As expected, he is a white-collar worker from a multinational company. He is professional and “frees up his schedule”!
Li Jiacheng smiled and replied: I will go to your room at twelve o'clock in the evening on the first day of next month.
Juliet: You are very wretched. You know that I don’t even wear clothes in my room. But... I won’t be afraid of you. I will wait for you to come.
Faced with the foreign girl's picky words, Li Jiacheng suddenly felt like he was having sex with a foreign girl when he was about to open his business!
"Quack, quack..." Li Jiacheng laughed in a low voice and replied: That's it. Remember, I have always been the most fair person. Since you don't wear clothes in your room, then if I'm in your room,
He also doesn’t know how to wear clothes!
When Huang Xiaobei heard that Li Jiacheng was smiling so obscenely, he came over to see what Li Jiacheng was sending, but was immediately moved out of the way by Li Jiacheng.
"Why are you so mysterious and smiling so obscenely?" Huang Xiaobei asked depressedly.
"Of course I'm doing the 'sex-blessing' thing." Li Jiacheng said with a lewd smile.