"Damn it, boss, you're finally back, you miss me so much!" Jiang Yige had just returned to the Immortal Realm of the Immortal Realm when he met these guys Li Sheng. When they saw Jiang Yige, they all ran over.
Li Sheng, in particular, rushed towards Jiang Yige with unabated force, looking like a long-lost lover about to hug him.
"Fuck you! I don't like men!" Jiang Yige directly kicked Li Sheng.
"Hey, I knew the ending would be like this!" Seeing Li Sheng deflated, the three guys from behind, Li Dong, Hu Bing, and Chen Jiang, laughed proudly.
"Boss, you are finally back, you don't know! If you don't come back, I will go to heaven! Hahaha! It's fun to say it, ***, I didn't expect that I would also fight with people in heaven.
One day! Boss, you don’t know, those idiots are so inexperienced..." Li Sheng was like a speechless man, with a machine gun in his mouth. He kept beeping endlessly.
"Minato! Why do you feel so much like a woman? Didn't you just have a fight with someone from Heaven! Look at how excited you are about your potential!": Jiang Yige was speechless. Such a little brother is simply too embarrassing.
Okay. If you were so excited after destroying Heaven, I can forgive you. But didn’t you just have a few fights with the people of Heaven? You’re so promising!
"Damn it, boss, please don't hit me like this! You have to know that this is heaven, ***, when I was on earth, I didn't even dare to think about it! Hehe! But boss, when will you take us together?
Go and destroy Heavenly Court, and then you will become the Jade Emperor! We can also be Star Lords or something like that!" After saying this, several people became excited.
Destroying Heaven, what an awesome idea. If it can be realized, then people like myself will be awesome. What about the five directions of Heaven, the thirty-six constellations and the four kings? When the time comes, my brother will destroy Heaven.
After that, don’t you have to call me “boss” when you see me? It feels so good just thinking about it!
"Stop, stop, stop, don't do it first, tell me first, how is the Zhongji Immortal Realm going lately?" Jiang Yige quickly stopped. Each of these guys has a richer imagination than the other. If they wait until they finish their intercourse, they won't know anything.
It's time.
"Hey, it's not a big deal! It's just an old man sent by Heavenly Court, saying he's from Taibaijinxing, ***, I get angry when I talk about him!" Hu Bing said.
"Yes, yes, yes, boss, you don't know. This girl takes herself too seriously. How can she claim that she is a messenger from Heaven? That idiot Jade Emperor wants to make peace with you. In fact, he is from Zhao'an. I'll seal you up, boss."
Become the Lord of the Immortal Realm! Damn it, what do you mean by the Jade Emperor? Boss, if you want to be the Lord of the Immortal Realm, do you need him to be canonized? Damn it!" Li Sheng's face was full of anger.
"That's right, boss. The boss's current status in the Lower Immortal Realm is a god-like existence, similar to that of the Jade Emperor in Heaven. He still needs to be canonized! So I was unhappy for a moment, so I gave that guy from Taibaijin Star to me.
Beat him up. Hey, boss, look what this is!" Li Dong's face was full of displeasure. He was obviously very disdainful of Heavenly Court's shameless actions. Damn it, it's the same method as the one used to deal with the Monkey King.
"What is this? Why did you give me a five-pointed star?" Jiang Yige asked in confusion when he saw a star-shaped object in Li Dong's hand. *** It looked a lot like a starfish.
"Hehe, boss, this is Brother Dong pulling out the star from the forehead of that guy from Tianbaijinxing. You didn't know that guy was in pain at that time. He had runny nose and burst into tears! We all burst out laughing!"
These guys are all very excited. Apparently, when it comes to teaching Taibai Jinxing a lesson, none of these guys are missing.
"Hahaha!!! Well done. When the boss feels better one day, he will take over the heaven. Then the four of you guys will become the Four Jade Emperors." Jiang Yige was playing with the stars in his hands. Jiang Yige was also in a good mood.
Only when these guys are fighting each other for days, Jiang Yige feels very relaxed and at ease.
"Boss, it's a deal! You can't lie to us!" The four guys suddenly became energetic. As the saying goes, emperors take turns and will come to my house next year. I never thought that I and others would have the opportunity to become the Jade Emperor! It's better than getting married right away.
It’s exciting!
"Fuck! Boss, when did I lie to you? Let's go! Let's go have a drink first! ***, I haven't drank with you guys for hundreds of years!" After saying that, the few of them did not return to the Immortal Palace. Instead, they found someone else.