Volume Four: The World of Immortals and Demons Chapter 273: The Power of Urine
Volume 4: The World of Immortals and Demons Chapter 273: The Power of Urine
The disciples of the Tianxing Sect dispersed in a wise manner. Although most of them knew Lantern, and a few of them were junior disciples who pulled the Lantern, they also knew that now was not the time to chat with the Lantern. After all, he was a millionaire.
I haven’t seen my wife and father-in-law in years!
The moment La Deng and Xiaomi walked into the main room, La Deng ignored Xiaomi and He Jin's surprise and immediately set up three formation restrictions in the main room!
"What do you want to do?" He Jin glared at the lanterns that were about to be decorated.
"Master, don't worry, it will be ready soon!" Ledeng said as he successfully arranged the last restriction!
He Xiaomi also felt that there seemed to be something different about her husband. Why did he set up a formation ban as soon as he came in? What did he want to do?
He took a long breath, turned on the lamp and looked at his masterpiece with satisfaction. This was the barrier formation he and Qiu Yuntian, the former head of Mietian Island, learned, which can isolate everything outside!
Seeing his father-in-law and wife looking at him with questioning eyes, he turned on the lamp and bowed slightly to He Jin: "Okay, Master, do you know that there is a transparent concealment master hiding in the back garden?"
"What? Someone is hiding in the back garden? How is that possible? Why didn't I notice it?" He Jin was also surprised. It turned out that the ban on the blue light was to prevent others from eavesdropping!
He Xiaomi also nodded and said: "Yes, I didn't find it either. How could you find it, Brother Lan?"
La Deng shook his head with a wry smile and said: "That man's strength is at least in the middle stage of the Immortal Lord, and his concealment skills are special. With your cultivation level, you can't see him at all!"
"What?" He Jin and He Xiaomi gasped at the same time. There was an Immortal Master hiding in their back garden? How is this possible? And how could this Lan Lan know?
He Jin frowned, looked at the lamp with his immortal knowledge, and asked coldly: "Why do I feel that you are not my disciple? Why can't I see through your cultivation?"
La Deng shook his head with a wry smile and said: "Master, there is no need to test me. When you were twelve years old, you took me out hunting, and I shot you with an arrow... It seems that only the two of us know about this."
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He Jin blushed and waved his hands: "Okay, shut up, I just doubt your strength? I have reached the top level of Jinxian now, but why can't I still see through it? And how do you know who the person outside is?
Where is the Immortal Lord?"
La Deng smiled and said: "Master, it's not too late to talk to me later. Let's talk about it first. Have you offended any big shots recently? Apart from the Qianshan Sect?"
He Jin thought about it, shook his head lightly and said: "No, I haven't been out in the past hundred years. Everything outside is taken care of by Xiaomi!" When he said this, He Jin and I faced He Jin again.
Xiaomi asked: "Xiaomi, have you offended anyone recently?"
He Xiaomi also shook his head secretly and said: "No, the business of restaurants and teahouses is not very good, and they will not provoke customers, let alone those big shots. I have not seen many people at the level of Immortal Lords.
Woolen cloth……"
After La Deng heard what his father-in-law and Xiaomi said, Wei Wei and Shen Shen said for a while: "No, this person came all the way from Beifang Street an hour ago. I can't be wrong!"
He Jin raised his head and glanced at He Xiaomi and said, "Xiaomi, didn't you go out an hour ago? Where have you been? Have you seen or offended anyone?"
He Xiaomi looked at He Jin with a little fear, then looked at the lamp with embarrassment and said: "I went to Liuhe Hall in the morning, and I spent 50,000 yuan of high-grade immortal stones to buy a medium-grade immortal weapon, and there are
When I was in Liuhetang, I met a man named Bai Chi, and he touched me..."
"What?" He Jin and La Deng became furious at the same time. One was their darling daughter and the other was her husband. When these two men heard that someone was touching Xiaomi, they both stared with anger!
"Damn it, Bai Chi? Why didn't he call me an idiot? Dare to touch my woman? I'll kill him all! Grandma..." He turned on the light and didn't care about the master. He rolled up his arms and sleeves and walked around in circles in the room.
He Jin and He Xiaomi were completely confused by the action of turning on the lantern. Is this really the blue lantern? Is it really the obedient and civilized blue lantern before? After not seeing each other for more than ten thousand years, how did he become so different?
Like a bandit?
After turning the lamp for a few times, he suddenly felt something was wrong. When he subconsciously turned his head and saw the dull expressions of the He family's father and daughter, he knew that his actions had frightened the father and daughter.
After giving himself a hard slap on the mouth, he turned on the light and said with an embarrassed smile: "I'm really anxious, that person outside must be someone sent by that idiot."
He Jin was startled and asked: "Why don't you suspect that it's someone sent by Liuhetang?"
"Impossible, Liuhetang can't do that!"
"How do you know?" Father and daughter asked at the same time.
When Lan Deng looked at the questioning expressions of the father and daughter, he sighed with a wry smile: "Liuhetang is opened by our own family!"
The father and daughter looked at each other and said, "My own family? What do you mean?"
He turned on the lamp and waved his hand: "Let's not talk about Liuhetang for now. That idiot sent someone to monitor you, and he may be plotting something against you. I'll go grab the Immortal Lord outside first and handcuff him for questioning!"
"Wait!" He Jin frowned and stopped turning on the lamp before continuing: "Bai Chi? It must be someone from the Bai family who is so arrogant. We can't touch the people outside!"
At this time, He Xiaomi also reacted, and she nodded and said: "Well, there is only one Bai family in the Imperial Concubine Star, and that person's strength is at the intermediate level of Xianjun, so he must be the Imperial Concubine's natal family, and it can't be wrong.
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"Emperor's concubine? Bai family? Which imperial concubine, which Bai family?" La Deng asked.
He Jin sighed and shook his head: "Emperor Dongji's most beloved Concubine Bai, and the Bai family of the Emperor's Concubine Star is Concubine Bai's natal family, so we can't touch her!"
The corner of Lian Deng's mouth twitched, and his face immediately turned cold. He had followed Feng Liuzi for thousands of years and he hadn't done any bad things? Who hadn't he seen? What could an imperial concubine's mother-in-law do to show off? He sneered.
He made a sound, turned on the lamp and said to the father and daughter: "The Bai family is nothing great, and the imperial concubine is nothing great. Since that idiot has already moved on you, we may not be able to escape even if we want to.
You guys wait here for a moment, I’ll go out and meet the invisible man!” After saying that, he turned on the light and stubbornly walked out of the room regardless of the father and daughter’s obstruction~!
Watching Lan Lan go out, the father and daughter were anxious. On the one hand, they didn't know how far Lan Lan's cultivation had progressed. On the other hand, they really didn't want to offend the Bai family. There was only one outcome for offending the Bai family, which was to destroy the family.
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After walking around the room a few times, He Xiaomi stamped his foot and said: "No matter what, Dad, I want to go out!"
He Jin also gritted his teeth: "Let's go, I'm just a son-in-law. We can't be separated after we just met. Let's help him!" With that, the father and daughter rushed out at the same time!
At the same time, Ledeng, who had already come out, had already discovered the hidden man's location, and pretended not to notice it, holding up his pants and running towards the hidden man's side.
After turning on the light and pretending to be ###, he looked around, took out the '###' and started peeing next to the hidden person.
"Damn it, I can't hold it in anymore, I can't hold it in anymore, but please don't let anyone come out. I'll be dead if people see me..." He turned on the light and peed directly under the Hidden Man's feet.
The hidden man, also known as the white slave in Bai Chi's mouth, endured the need to turn on the light and pinched his nose tightly without making a sound. Although his feet were wet with urine, his quality was still
'He was very tall and still didn't make any movements.
The pee that pulled the lamp seemed to be very long, and even at the end of the pee, a large spurt suddenly came out, and the ejaculation was very far, and it directly hit the white slave's face!
The white slave felt nauseous. Although he was a slave, he had never drunk urine in his whole life. However, he was loyal and kept his master's orders in mind. He would not kill people indiscriminately until he succeeded in grabbing the woman, so
He could only continue to endure it.
Of course, he couldn't let the scattered urine still stain his face, so he subconsciously and gently used his sleeves to wipe the urine on his face!
At this moment, as Bai Nu wiped his face with his sleeves, he took action to pull the lamp, which he had already prepared. With a "swish" sound, a golden rope flew out from the puller's body, and the rope was like a good one.
It's as if he is spiritual and can directly tie up the unsuspecting white slave!
A top-level Immortal Lord was fighting against an intermediate Immortal Lord, and the intermediate Immortal Lord was not on guard yet, so he pulled the lamp smoothly and easily caught the white slave without wasting much effort!
It stands to reason that the white slave in the middle stage of the Immortal Lord should not have been caught so easily by La Deng. The blame can only be blamed on La Deng's extremely long splash of urine and the last shot. He felt that he was being caught by a powerful force.
Tie up with the fairy weapon, Bai Slave tried all his strength to break free, but the rope seemed to be stuck to his body. Instead, it became tighter and tighter!
When He Jin and his daughter came out, La Deng had already carried Bai Nu back and walked back!
The father and daughter opened their mouths in surprise. At this time, they didn't know how to describe this blue lantern that they had not seen for thousands of years. How far had he practiced now? A master of the middle stage of the Immortal Lord was actually easily subdued and held in his hands.
?Is it possible that he has reached the emperor level?
"Hehe!" La Deng chuckled, pointing to the rope in his hand and said: "The ropes for high-grade immortal weapons are good. I'll go back tomorrow and get some for you!"
"A...high-grade immortal weapon?" He Jin's teeth began to chatter. For him, a high-grade immortal weapon was simply an unattainable dream, but this son-in-law actually wanted to get him a few easily? Is it him?
Are you crazy or did you hear wrongly?
At this time, the white slave had given up on breaking free from the rope of the high-grade immortal weapon. Isn't that the 'immortal binding rope'? So he gave up the resistance very wisely, and instead glared at the lamp with a sneer.
Pulling up the lamp, he glanced at Bai Nu with disdain and said, "What are you looking at? Do you feel very good after drinking my urine? Do you want some more for your master to take back?"
Bai Nu trembled all over, glared at Ledeng fiercely, and said with a sneer: "It's best if you let me go now and let me take this woman away, otherwise the young master will find out that I haven't gone back after tonight, and he will
This unworthy sect of yours will definitely be destroyed!"
Pulling the lamp's eyes narrowed, and he replied with a smile instead of anger: "If you have anything else to say, just keep talking. Before you die, I want you to see how our inferior sect tortures people.
