Volume Six: Journey of Gods and Demons. Chapter 262: Lobbyist Sun
Volume Six: The Journey of Gods and Demons. Chapter 262: Lobbyist Sun Houhou
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With a "sizzling" sound, a sharp-mouthed monkey cub with a face covered with hair and wearing a blue cloth tore open the energy shield and got in.
When Shang Wu and Xiaolong saw the monkey, they laughed bitterly at the same time.
As for Yin Laogui, Guan Hu and Jian Wufeng, they looked at the monkey flying over with a smile on their faces in disbelief.
When Taishang Laojun and Guangzhenzi saw the monkey, they were overjoyed. The visitor was none other than the most trouble-making monkey - Sun Wukong. This monkey nurtured by the aura of heaven and earth became a Buddha.
The real escape from the Three Realms is not within the Five Elements.
"Oh my, sir, why did you come to the human world to fight, making it difficult for me, the old man, to find you?" Sun Houhou, no matter how big or small, patted the Taishang Laojun on the shoulder and asked.
"Great Sage, you came just in time, help me catch these thieves quickly!" Taishang Laojun said happily to Sun Wukong.
"The thief? Where is the thief? Why didn't I see it?" Sun Houhou was so smart. He immediately guessed that the matter of Shang Wu and Xiaolong stealing peaches and robbing Guang Zhenzi was known to Heaven, so he pretended to be confused and looked around.
"Oh, Great Sage, these ten people are thieves. They stole the peaches, and..." When Guangzhenzi said this, he lost his face.
"What else? Come on, don't you know that my old Sun has a bad temper?" Sun Wukong continued to pretend to be confused.
"They are the two thieves who stole my treasure and clothes once!" Hiroko replied with a blushing face.
"Oh, I remembered, were they the two people who stripped you naked?" Sun Wukong asked while holding back his laughter.
"Yes, that's them!" Guangzhenzi replied, pointing at Xiaolong and Shangwu.
"Old official, I don't care. This is your business. I came to you to borrow your eight-coat stove. I want to practice putting on clothes!" Sun Wukong glanced at his mouth and said.
"Great Sage, as long as you help me suppress these thieves, you can use my eight-coat stove as you like!" Taishang Laojun agreed.
The words exchanged between Taishang Laojun and Sun Houhou were clearly transmitted to the ears of Shang Wu and the other disciples. The disciples looked at Sun Houhou in disbelief and thought to themselves, the legendary Sun Houhou is very capable.
How to fight!
In fact, it’s not their fault. Is there any Chinese born in China who doesn’t know the name of Sun Wukong? Although he is a figure in mythology, to mortals in the human world, Sun Wukong is a real god and a man who stands upright.
Who is the biggest idol in childhood? So Monkey King is the first, but no one dares to be the second.
So all the disciples looked at Sun Wukong in unison, wondering if Sun Wukong could help Taishang Laojun.
Sun Houhou rolled his eyes, and then asked Shang Wu: "Shang Wu, do you think we should fight or not?"
"Eh? Does the Great Sage know that thief?" Taishang Laojun turned around and asked Sun Wukong.
"Brother Sun, if you want to beat me, just keep me company!" Shang Wu replied calmly.
"Let me think about it, let me think about it!" Sun Houhou asked him to think about it while using his mental power to detect what state Shang Wu had reached. This detection did not matter, he immediately became surprised and flew to Shang Wu with a "swish" sound.
In front of him, he pinched Shang Wu's arms and legs and circled around Shang Wu twice.
Everyone was doubtful that Monkey Sun would do such a thing, and Taishang Laojun's expression also changed.
But Shang Wu didn't move, and just let Sun Houhou touch this and pinch that.
"My surname is Shang, how come you have made such rapid progress in less than a year? Even I can't tell how good you are." Sun Houhou pinched his waist, as if he was asking for an apology.
"I don't know either." Shang Wu replied calmly.
"No more fights, no more fights, I am now a Buddha, out of sight and out of mind, the six roots have been purified long ago." After Sun Hou said, he secretly winked at Shang Wu twice, which seemed to mean that I
I'll help you, but don't tell anyone about me stealing peaches.
Shang Wu smiled knowingly: "Then thank the Great Sage for showing mercy!"
"Don't thank me, I'm going to practice my weapons! Let's go, old officer, go back and help me practice my clothes!" After saying this, Sun Houhou dragged Taishang Laojun to leave.
"Huh, Sun Dasheng, since you won't help me, then I have to capture them and take them back to see the Jade Emperor!" Taishang Laojun waved his sleeves and said coldly and arrogantly.
"Old officer, why do you call it a needle? Didn't you just eat a few peaches, steal some treasures, and take off your apprentice's pants? What is that?" Sun Houhou asked indifferently.
"I don't have to pursue the case for stealing peaches and treasures, but he actually took off Guangzhenzi's pants. I'm not done with him!" When Taishang Laojun thought of this incident, he felt completely humiliated.
"What's wrong with taking off your pants? A grown man is afraid to look at it!" Sun Houhou said with disdain.
"Humph, I didn't take off your pants, so of course you're talking about Feng Liang!" Taishang Laojun turned his head to one side and snorted coldly.
"What's wrong with taking off my pants? Mr. Shang, come here and take off my pants. This matter is over, okay!" After Sun Wukong finished speaking, he looked at Taishang Laojun and then at Shang Wu.
Shang Wu and Xiao Long, who had been silent all this time, were really helpless now. Sun Wukong was so interesting. He was so shameless as a lobbyist that he was unique in the world!
"Is this...isn't this bad?" Shang Wu asked calmly.
"What's wrong? If I ask you to do it, you can do it. After that, both of your accounts will be cleared!" Sun Wukong replied nonchalantly.
Taishang Laojun was furious when he saw Sun Wukong's playful face: "Huh, you don't have to be a lobbyist here anymore. If I'm not wrong, you are also responsible for stealing the peach, right?"
Taishang Laojun is so smart. Looking at Monkey Sun’s performance today, he knew that Monkey Sun must be indebted to Shang Wu and Xiaolong.
"Oh, since your old officer has guessed it, I have nothing to say. They stole the peaches, but they shared half of them when we met. I ate two. Old officer, please give me a face and let them go today.
How about it?" Sun Wukong put away his playful spirit and became serious.
"I said, I don't have to pursue the matter of stealing peaches and treasures, but I must ask for an explanation for the matter of Guang Zhenzi!" Taishang Laojun blushed when he said this.
"It seems that you, old officer, are still struggling with the matter of taking off your pants!" Sun Wukong asked, scratching his head.
"Brother Sun, I appreciate your kindness. Since the Supreme Lord wants to take it out on me, I have no choice but to accompany him!" After Shang Wu said this, he suddenly took a step forward, his face immediately turned cold, and his white hair became windless.
Floating up, the gown on his body also swayed continuously with the accumulation of energy. This overwhelming momentum filled the entire energy shield, making everyone feel that the person in front of them had a sense of superiority, especially the Supreme Being.
Laojun and Sun Wukong, because they discovered that only the God King and the Demon King can exude this kind of momentum, right?
"Wait a minute, I've thought of a way!" After saying this, Sun Wukong began to move his hands and feet, and soon he was completely naked. All the monkey hair on his body was exposed, and all the unique characteristics of a man were clearly visible.
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"Holy shit, no way!" Shang Wu shouted in his heart.
"Yes! Is this the legendary Sun Wukong?" Yin Laogui and Guan Hu looked at Sun Wukong in disbelief as he took off his clothes and scratched and tugged here and there, with disbelief on their faces.
But Taishang Laojun laughed angrily when Sun Wukong took off his clothes like this: "I said Sun Dasheng, did you really take off your clothes for a cultivator in the human world?"
"Old officer, do you think these ten of them are still people in the human world? Which one of them is not more powerful than Hiroko? Besides, what are you afraid of if you take off your clothes? I was born without any clothes, so why don't you take off your clothes too?
Come on, it’s so cool!” After saying this, Sun Wukong boldly went to take off Taishang Laojun’s clothes.