"Long live Qi Zun, I would like to ask what kind of gift the general is offering?" Zuo Aoran said.
"Ouch! You are looking for death, don't blame me!" Thinking of this, He Jin said with a smile: "Ashamed! Ashamed! Since you asked, I will tell you the truth.
What I gave to the emperor is just a royal horse with diamond-encrusted eyes. It is a Hetian jade, which is priceless!" He Jin looked very proud.
Zuo Aoran was so happy! I fell into the trap! I fell into the trap! You idiot! You fell into the trap! He Jin, are you still young? Zuo Aoran asked again: "General, what did you offer?
The gift was bought with your salary?"
"Well..." He Jin's face turned green and white, and he said in a hateful voice like a chameleon: "You can ask more questions if you don't mind!"
"Long live! In my opinion, among the civil and military officials of the entire dynasty, none of the gifts presented by them are more valuable than the gifts presented by me!" Zuo Aoran said solemnly.
"Your Majesty, Zuo Aoran is just sophistry. What he offered is just a few pieces of rotten ginger and smelly mud. How valuable is that?" He Jin said angrily, flicking his sleeves angrily.
"Long live, please take a look at the shape of the contents in the barrel?" Zuo Aoran asked with a calm smile.
Ling Emperor Liu Hong went up and down, left and right, front and back, carefully looked at the ginger bucket presented by Zuo Aoran and said: "It looks like overlapping mountains!" Ling Emperor Liu Hong's hands
Fold it together and show it to the officials.
"That's it." Zuo Aoran paused and then said: "Your Majesty, this is called unifying the country, which symbolizes the eternal stability of the Han Dynasty and the unification of the country under His Majesty the Ling Emperor! Your Majesty, do you think my gift is heavy or light?
?" Zuo Aoran said flatteringly.
"I wish my emperor to unify the country for eternity!" Zuo Aoran, Tian Feng, Dian Jie, Yan Liang, Chen Deng, Liao Li and others bowed down and worshiped.
Only now did Ling Emperor Liu Hong realize that he was in a very happy mood. It seemed that Zuo Aoran had put his heart into it, and he felt more honored. He laughed loudly and said: "Okay! Good! Good! My beloved lords! All the other treasures are with me.
It’s not surprising, Zuo Aiqing has really done well for the country of Han Dynasty! Father! This is the best gift I have received in the past few years! I will accept this gift!”
"Thank you, Your Majesty!" Zuo Aoran said.
"But Zuo Aoran! With so many gifts, where do you want me to put him?" Ling Emperor Liu Hong deliberately made things difficult for Zuo Aoran.
"Alas! Find a place to enshrine him!" Yuan Wei said.
"Oh! If you leave it for a long time, it will rot!" Zhu Jun said smartly from the side.
Zuo Aoran grabbed Zhu Jun's sleeve and shouted loudly: "Alas! Mr. Zhu, how dare you say that the country of Han Dynasty is going to die!"
"Send it to the imperial dining room!" Zhang Rang said flatteringly.
Lu Zhi suddenly interrupted and asked: "What dare you?"
"It's for cooking!" Zhang Rang said proudly.
"Oh! You are going to eat up the Han Dynasty!" Lu Zhi said in a neutral tone.
"Haha! Haha! Haha! Zuo Aoran! What do you think should be done?" Ling Emperor Liu Hong asked.
"Well! I don't know how to deal with it!" Zuo Aoran said.
Ling Emperor Liu Hong laughed and said: "Forget it, I won't pursue this matter anymore, let's have a banquet!" Seeing Zuo Aoran receiving such courtesy, He Jin and Zhu Juan became even more angry!
After a while, the banquet was all set up. Looking at the beasts in the mountains, the cattle and sheep in the mountains, the cattle and sheep in the sea, Zuo Aoran was in front, and Tian Feng, Dianjie, Yan Liang, Chen Deng, and Liao Li all belonged to the banquet.
Zuo Aoran's subordinates all sat behind Zuo Aoran.
Although Zuo Aoran currently lives in the ranks of the Crown Prince, Taifu, General of the Northern Expedition, General of Zhendian, and Marquis of Jiangong, he has never had such a luxurious banquet. As for Tian Feng, Dianjie, Yan Liang, Chen Deng, and Liao Liwu, even more
In this way, the six people didn't care about anything else. They finished eating first and then talked about it. They just watched the dishes on the table tumbling around, chickens and ducks flying around, and the six men's mouths were dripping with oil.
Seeing the disgusted look on Zuo Aoran's face, He Jin is getting more and more angry now. It's really irritating to be frustrated by Zuo Aoran. Unfortunately, what Zuo Aoran didn't expect is that he still has a trump card that he hasn't come up with yet. Let you
Be proud for a while, I will make you look good later! Hehe!
Looking at the dancers dancing in the venue, Zuo Aoran was very interested. He was not interested in those women, but was very interested in the dance of this big man. Don't tell me, it really has a special charm.
Ling Emperor Liu Hong looked at Zuo Aoran, who had brought him a surprise, and looked at the dancers in the field with joy, thinking that Zuo Aoran liked the beauty of the girls. At first glance, he turned out to be a fellow-traveler, and he was even more interested in Zuo Aoran.
Like it very much.
"Zuo Aiqing, what do you think of this dance?" Ling Emperor Liu Hong asked.
Listening to Ling Emperor Liu Hong asking him, Zuo Aoran didn't care about eating anymore. He arched his hands towards Ling Emperor Liu Hong to show respect, and then said: "Ran has never seen such a beautiful dance before."
"What do Zuo Aiqing think of the dancing girl?" Ling Emperor Liu Hong asked again.
Hearing Ling Emperor Liu Hong's question and looking at Ling Emperor Liu Hong's lewd eyes, Zuo Aoran knew that most likely Ling Emperor Liu Hong mistakenly thought that he had fallen in love with one of the dancers. But he couldn't say anything else.
, he could only say perfunctorily: "It's so beautiful, so beautiful!" Zuo Aoran was already sweating profusely.
"Then after Zuo Aiqing's banquet is over, just choose the one you like!" Then Ling Emperor Liu Hong burst out laughing, making Zuo Aoran very helpless, but what can he do? The emperor's order, how can he dare now?
He resisted, "Thank you, Your Majesty!" As he continued to drink, He Jin couldn't sit still. Seeing how favorably Ling Emperor Liu Hong treated Zuo Aoran, He Jin was on the verge of breaking out.
After watching the song and dance, He Jin suddenly walked out of his seat and paid his respects to Ling Emperor Liu Hong, but his eyes were always looking at Zuo Aoran. Zuo Aoran looked at it and thought to himself: "No, this guy wants to do it again."
It’s hard to find it anymore.”
"Your Majesty, I heard that General Zuo is not only talented in literature, but also highly skilled in martial arts. Why don't you take advantage of His Majesty's birthday and let General Zuo show off his skills to spice things up!" He Jin said.
As expected, looking at He Jin's erratic eyes, Zuo Aoran felt helpless in his heart. Why did he compete with him? He remembered that he had never offended He Jin at all! Why did he target him like this?
"I wonder what Zuo Aiqing thinks?" Ling Emperor Liu Hong looked at Zuo Aoran expectantly, with bright eyes.
"On His Majesty's birthday, I'm afraid it's not good to see the light of swords and swords! I think forget it, why not try it again?" Zuo Aoran declined.
Unexpectedly, when He Jin saw what Zuo Aoran said, he thought that Zuo Aoran was afraid of him, and thought to himself: "Young man! How can I let you succeed? I have to take the opportunity to humiliate you! Let's see if you dare to do anything to me in the future.
If you are arrogant in front of me, just keep your tail between your legs and be a good person!"
"I'm not on guard. Everyone can move outside the main hall. Anyway, everyone has basically eaten and drank. It's just time for everyone to see the bravery of General Zuo!" He Jin obviously didn't want to let Zuo Aoran go so easily.
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Ling Emperor Liu Hong also really wanted to see Zuo Aoran's martial arts, so he nodded happily and said: "What He Aiqing said is very much what I want! Then Zuo Aiqing shouldn't shirk it anymore!"
